The Dungeons and Dragons (2023) movie was very good, by the way. An improvement from the last one, which @mirage358 made us watch just to see how we'd react. (Poorly.)
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Without further hesitation, without looking back home,
The King flew headlong into the blazing unknown
And as the Smoke King curled higher and higher,
The troops, flying loops 'round the telephone wires,
They said: Our Beloved's not dead,
but His Highness instead
Has been utterly changed into Fire!
Why not be utterly changed into Fire?
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Yanno. A lot of people don’t appreciate us EMS first responders. But the hole in the wall pizza joints that give us our meals for a buck are the real ones. 😔💚
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The best thing abt ads on Tumblr is everybody sees them and becomes obsessed but nobody knows whats it for. Like sword grandma? What is being advertised. I'd assume your advertising swords to elderly women.
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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reminding myself there are no truly "bad days", because every single day, someone somewhere in the world has taken a photo of an extremely tiny animal and shown it to someone else, and that's very good actually
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People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys
San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST
They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-
Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU
Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do
And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST
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