#LMFAOO THE IMAGE

[ask-shane]

S..shane.. I have something for you... promise not to g-get mad, okay???

what’s with you people assuming i never shower?

you don’t think working on my aunt's ranch, surrounded by animals, would make me feel dirty?

[l0vergirls]

just read the latest yan!batfam post and i can already see the batfam getting into silly lil arguments about what flowers and gifts to get 💀

oh my god yes 😭😭😭

the flowers being sent every couple weeks is because they each need to decide what kind to send you, depending on your mood that week and whether or not you'll like it.

"what? no, we already sent them peonies last week!"

"and they liked it! why not send it again?"

"because! we need to switch it up, it'll get boring otherwise!"

and it's important to remember you only get one note a day (as to not leave you too many clues), a few days a week, so they definitely fight over whoever gets to leave you a note that day.

"you already left one last time, todd. it's my turn today."

"i just have a way with words, demon spawn. they like my letters better anyway."

"and did they tell you that themself?"

as for food, they're honestly always on a whim. they know your favourites well enough by now.

"none of that greasy stuff today! we are supposed to take care of them, not lead them to an early death!"

"duh, chinese then?"

when it comes to bruce leaving you gifts though, they know better than to go against their father.

"...is a tennis bracelet really appropriate? i thought we were trying not to get caught."

"it's a small accessory."

"it's also nineteen thousand dollars."

"hn."

[foolsocracy]

Your Spider-Man Noir AU keeps me up at night thinking about it and I still know literally nothing about it. How so? How can this happen? To just a little guy?

well the answer to that is. um. well

[can-of-slorgs]

I'm personally blaming @starbiology and everyone who has reblogged or commented the other piece for this.

Bonus comic featuring my grundo:

[fricc-darn]

Some doodles based off BEN faces and random body hcs

(I couldn't stop thinking about the fashion ask so had to do a lil somn😌)

NOW FOR THE GOOD STUFF

BEN doesn't have a body under their clothes!

BUT it can generate a body/limbs! The body sizes vary of course.

You ever seen those humanoid robots? Yeah, that's BEN if they had a physical body.

drew it stretching so I have an excuse to show their mid riff

They would never say this, but I needed a way to segway into my next point. When I say there's nothing, I mean there's NOTHING💀

This is quite literally BEN

[oh-gh0st]

finally fucking done

[moe-broey]

Sorry I had to draw it really fast really shitty

[fearandhatred]

me when i realise i have to rewatch the final fifteen for a fic

[ieo-pio]

Short people issues

[youredreamingofroo]

✩ ~ more screenies from my all-nighter minecraft session ~ ✩

[xannerz]

cool story - still continued to repeatedly harass folks in the fandom, be an edgelord, throw tantrums in ppl's inboxes, feti$h mine, fish for free fanwork, and just generally be annoying & insistent abt personal headcanons and k1nks

[futurewife]

me when i get an overwhelming kind of scary feeling of being supposed to watch that stupid d/eadpool 2 movie that day like all of this was predetermined

[cevherien]

describe yourself in three words

[devotioncrater]

jamie standing out like a sore thumb in his gay fucking tank top in the gym scene. like if someone just looked at that still and got asked "which is the gay one?" 10000% they're picking jamie lol

gym at 10:00, pride at 12:00

"gym at 10:00, pride at 12:00" anon your mind

[1dkreally]

made this for my forum signature on gbatemp, but i may end up finding other uses for it :3

[moe-broey]

The other half of the Ratatoskr drawpile 🫡