The Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon ⭐⭐
I followed this book from it's conception, through it's editing, and hyped it's publishing date on twitter. I was genuinely excited to read it, and really thought and hoped I'd enjoy it. I wasn't a huge fan of what I read of The Bone Season, but everyone assured me this was different! And to be fair, it was! I think in my heart, though, I knew the truth because I waited so long to read this and I'm sorry to say I did not have a great time.
My problem with Samantha Shannon seems to be she creates these wonderful worlds full of interesting magic systems and characters that are fun to follow, but there's too much crammed into the book as a whole. In The Bone Season, I felt the Rephaim were unnecessary. In Priory there are too many points of view. There were things I liked, this wasn't a complete waste of time, but wow they were hard to come by in the end.
What did I like?
-Ead! Ead was clearly the main character and I think it would have worked better if it was just Her Book (I'd also settle for her and Tané, please Tané deserved more page time than she got)
-Sabran. I'm surprised, but not really, that people didn't like her. She's complicated! She's mean! She loves deeply! She's a person! People just hate women who are mean lol
-MAGIC! Magic comes from fruit that comes from the stars? It's fire and water and ice and air? NEAT! COOL! Cool magic systems seem to be SShannons strong point!
-High fantasy with no sexual assault or threats of sexual assault. There was a little misogyny with the way Sabran and her line is treated for their ability to give birth (and no, one throw away line of "This is bad actually!" doesn't fix it lol) but it fit in context and considering no one was mean to women for being women I'll let it slide!
What didn't I like?
-LACK. OF. DRAGONS. yall there are dragons on the COVER, every time someone talked about this online, they added dragon emojis. So why, in the more than 800 pages, did dragons show up for maybe five pages TOTAL. Like if we went line by line and pieced all those lines together, it would maybe take up five pages. Ten if I'm being generous and include the dragons that are The Enemies. Which, by the way,
-Dragons are Mean. I've discovered that I prefer dragons to be neutral to allies, I don't like dragon books where we are slaying dragons. It's nice that we have both here, no group of people? Creatures? Are a monolith, but I want more of the eastern dragons! They were pushed aside and we hardly saw them! We hardly saw any of them! If you promise me dragons, then deliver! The! Dragons!!!!
-Writing style. I'm thinking maybe SShannon's writing style and I do not vibe at all. I'm not sure what it is about it, I know she doesn't like writing action scenes and so avoids them, and I love reading action scenes, but that didn't feel like the entire problem here? But something about this writing detached me from the characters. Yes I liked Ead, but I felt nothing about Tané, other tha wanting MORE of her. SShannon spent a lot of time saying not much at all, it's really rather impressive.
-Tané in general. Part of the writing problem is the way the POVs were split. It was most obvious in Tané's storyline. She has everything stripped away from her, but the emotional impact wasn't there because we hardly spent any time with her.
-The Priory. The book is named after it, but we're hardly there at all. I spent a good chunk of the first half wishing Ead would go back to the Priory, but once she was there, I wanted her to leave. The Prioress' motives also seemed iffy to me? Ead was right, why spend nearly ten years trying to keep Inys afloat and then go "actually! Nevermind! Let it burn!'
-Plot....holes? Not so much holes but Convenient Plot. I was ready to ignore some of it, suspension of disbelief and all that, but nah I"m going to be picky now! The scene that stuck out the most was Ead being chased and hunted down and CONVENIENTLY wyrms attacked her pursuers and she was the one who got away. Or how about Niclays at the LITERAL LAST MOMENT deciding to have a change of heart because......plot has to move forward? Also. What the fuck happened to Ishari lol Tané noted Ishari was disappointed to be sent to Feather island, but said she hoped their paths would cross again one day! And then! Tané goes to Feather Island! And NO MENTION OF HER AT ALL!
Or how abut Loth learning a VERY BIG VERY IMPORTANT PIECE OF INFORMATION ABOUT THE NEIGHBORING KINGDOM AND THEN NO ONE MENTIONS IT UNTIL NEARLY THE END LIKE "OH YEAH BTW THE PRINCESS THERE IS COOL LOTH SAID SO"
-Wrap Up. I didn't really mind the final Big Fight. I know even fans of the book have been disappointed, but honestly it's one of the strongest stretches of the book, even if it was a little hard to follow at times. What bothered me was after. I know I tend to be impatient when reading the final chapters of a book, the What Happened Next bits, but never have I been so annoyed as to have to read a wrap up from the POV of someone who WASN'T EVEN CONSCIOUS. I suppose it's better than a book where a single first person POV character is knocked unconscious mid battle and then the next scene is "and then everything was over" but come ON.
I know she had to edit this book down a LOT, which. Girl. It's 800 pages how was there MORE. So maybe my questions were answered in things that were cut, but I could not physically handle any more of this book. I got fatigue from her writing, I cannot handle more of it at once, but considering how long it takes her to finish a book (not a complaint! Everyone has a different pace!) I also would not have wanted to wait that long for a conclusion. There's no winning for me here. We were simply not meant to be. It's just that if I'm going to read a book that takes hundreds of pages to say nothing at all by an author that puts out a book once every few years at best, I'd read VE Schwab or Patrick Rothfuss.
my god. skinny people really just have like. No Idea huh just absolutely not a single clue lmao it's almost funny to watch fr but then id lie if i said i wouldn't fucking kill to be able to be that ignorant
So one of the things I appreciated about S4 was that Claudia and co. reach the Uncharted Forest (hence the Soren and Claudia reunion) a few days behind at least compared to the Dragang. This makes sense, given that the kids were able to fly straight there with Zubeia give or take, but I appreciate it all the same because S2 really made the trio get distance through flight and then boat travel and they still wind up at the same town as Soren and Claudia basically a day apart. So... travel time is a bit more realistic now?
People are more willing to accept Steve and Billy (the fucking abusive racist that only did one good thing which was dying) in a romantic relationship than Will and Mike.
"The value of Life is negative. The balance of being is rotated by 38 degrees. The surface is full of cracks, a turgid light shines through. Fleshy primordial bodies sluggishly roll down the slope. Only you slide upwards, with a celestial step. You become beautified, a saintly figure. Your pristine idiocy reveals a safe path through the impenetrable fog of Life. Your dull sword cuts through the weak tendons and membranes of the garden of corruption. Sit on the throne of contentment and ferment. Inspect the eternal blue skies of your kingdom. You come to a realization. You pick up an onion and begin peeling."
I think the problem with TOS and me is that I need everything to follow a certain formula which includes McCoy being the one dealing with Kirk’s moods. If Kirk feels down or has a problem, I need it to be McCoy he talks to. I need it to be McCoy who gives him an advice. Spock can give him an advice too, but McCoy’s advice either needs to follow or precede (but usually follow) – because that’s the formula the show follows.
I know other people probably want more variety, but I’m very simple and want the same thing again and again, even if it only reduces McCoy to a character who’s written around Kirk. Because he is. He’s written around Kirk and Spock because he is a tool to express their emotions when neither of them can express them.
And I feel like when the show’s traditional trio roles are broken, it never works for me. Neither Kirk nor Spock can work without McCoy. I’m not saying it because I like McCoy, it’s just that you literally can’t take him out because then you even lose the kind of relationship Spock and Kirk have in the show imho
And that’s why I think a lot of novels just won’t ever work for me perfectly because a lot of authors 1. don’t know how to write McCoy 2. don’t know what role to give him because they refuse to give him his role in the show - i.e. be Kirk’s confidant. Some authors know what to do with him, but it’s rare.
#but it looked more ninir to me and i knew lilith was featured in the story that surrounded that outfit so i guessed ninir and got it right
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The thing about kids that people don't understand is that they are almost always listening. Even if you think they aren't paying attention, even if you think they couldn't possibly care, they are probably listening and while a lot of it may go over their heads and there may be misunderstanding because of their inexperience with the world, they also know and understand a lot more than you think. They pick up on a lot, the things you think and feel about them, the things you say about celebrity crushes, and some other stuff that they might not see the full consequences for, but other adults who hear them tell the story will definitely be able to read between the lines and figure out what was actually said. Kids are smart and constantly learning. This goes double for disabled children. And so when I see things like the mom in that one autism speaks video talk about how she considered driving of a cliff with her daughter in the car right in front of said daughter I worry. When I see a mom post a video of her child having a meltdown and justify it by saying he's too low functioning to ever understand I worry. When I see self proclaimed autism parents talk about how much of a burden autism is on their lives I worry, because eventually those kids will figure out autism is the word that describes them, and realize that they are the burdens. Or maybe they realized it all along. And how much must it hurt to know that your own parents think of you that way. Be careful of the way you talk about your kids. They know. They always know
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... everyday I get a little bit closer to snapping
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I put the fun in executive dysfunction
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The way people with "scary" mental health disorders are treated by society is scarier than the people who have those mental health disorders could ever be tbh
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#and because that ball awards 150 points that team will almost certainly win unless they played so badly that the other team was still ahead
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King Bob-omb throwing you off the mountain so you have to climb all the way back up again: Heehee
King Bob-omb when you try to throw him off the mountain (he can immediately jump back up): Hey you can't do that >:( You must fight with honor
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I think Dracula being energetic, friendly, and excitable is actually an important element that's been lost in most modern depictions of the character, and that's a shame because that was such a great part of him in the book; after seeing all the townspeople terrified and sobbing, Jonathan's trip interrupted by a pack of creepy wolves, and arriving at this sinister castle, seeing how lively and welcoming Dracula is is jarring and strange. Like, it makes SENSE, but all of those signs combined with how peculiar Dracula seems, with his pointed ears and sharp teeth and nails, contrast with his politeness and good-natured demeanor to make the scenario seem more surreal and socially uncomfortable. Like, if Dracula were rude or outwardly sinister, Jonathan might have good excuses to leave, but he's so POLITE, so NICE, that Jonathan can't justify to his employer why he'd leave early and cancel the deal, and it's enough to keep Jonathan second guessing himself, and that uncertainty is crucial to the atmosphere.
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L + ratio + one or more non-Tuner monsters
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I hate Wikia I hate Fandom I hate auto playing videos I hate the messy UI I hate how it lags all the time because of all the unnecessary shit clogging up the screen I hate the fucking search button that takes you to a full search page with no suggestions if you click it too fast I hate the obnoxious side bar that tries to direct me to other wikis
god ive been thinking about lupin for days noww. and aughh i just wish i could make episodes it would be so fuckin fun!! i havent finished everything yet because like ohh my foddd theres so much OUT there and thays a ridiculous goal but idk idk sometimes i watch eps or watch a movie ans think like damnn 😐 i could do better than this. like fuckin mamo. like the animation style was interesting and all but the rest of the movie was in shambles and theres no way in hell id rec it to anybody ykwim. i did everything in my power to ignore the plot so i could post screenshots onto my sideblog withojt losing my fucking mind. fuck. anyway ive literally been having dreams with lupin in them lately because ive been thinking about episode ideas <- totally normal human experience that happens to everybody
I do not have interest in drawing because I find my art objectively bad and do not know what to do to improve it. It's not even the fun, calming activity that it was because I hate how little variety there is in things I draw and how nothing ever looks the way I imagine it.
Posting this on tumblr because I feel the need to say it somewhere...
As stated, First delivery of my hamster haul has arrived. 🐹
Whole lot of paper bedding (Two 49-50 liter bags of it), a sandbath fitted for dwarfs because I’m familiar with raising those, some sand to go in that thing (that brand of reptile sand is safe for hamsters and not dusty) and a little bridge to make a hidey hole in bedding.
I should have everything by Monday, my cage, wheel, and other things (like enrichment toys) will be tomorrow, but I won't get the good-quality food I ordered until that day, since as opposed to the stuff I posted it is coming from New Mexico, so outside Texas. But I can probably substitute pet store feed for it once I got the essentials, tho it usually sucks quality-wise. I did a lot of research to try and get good stuff.
Also I just found out we still have fresh Aspen bedding from my last hamster from years ago that hasn't been opened. I could mix that with the paper bedding if I wanted. I am nervous about the paper bedding as that can be hit or miss in quality on delivery as of late compared to when I used it years ago but it never let me down yet. I got Kaytee instead of Carefresh this time because I heard it was a little less dusty nowadays compared to the latter, but I’ll speak of that when I can actually set up the cage.
Because just now I was reading a bit in the trich subreddit, and as I scrolled with my right hand I could literally feel my left hand want to pull hair. So I was like “No. Don’t.” and the feeling stopped. Then I put my attention back into reading whatever post I was on and the urge was instantly back the moment I stopped focusing on not pulling. I actually nearly pulled before I noticed and stopped.
I can’t tell yet if reading about other people’s experiences is helpful or not. On one hand it makes me want to pull, but on the other hand it makes me hyperaware of the urge to pull so I’m more likely to choose not to rather than absentmindedly do it. So I guess it’s neutrally good?
Anyway. I gotta go get box braids to see if this will help me fight the urge.