#LOWKEY A SHITPOST???

[ellis-jackson-stuff]

This isn’t the type of thing I’d post about, yet…

My adopted son keeps using slang. I have no idea what the fuck he’s saying. What is he saying. Did he hit his head when he lost his leg? Somebody help me. He looked me in the eyes today and “you and dad’s arguments pmo”. What is a pmo? I have no clue what this teenage cripple wants to tell me. Send help.

[hazarts]

this is what i do instead of studying for finals bruh

[thefishywizard]

Rip Bill Cipher, you would have loved Chapelle Roan.

[opera-ghost]

[sayaberry]

[skidcd-megamix]

Aba stuff I’ve done recently I forgot to post about her oppsieieiee

[snickersnek]

concept: a mild-mannered salaryman-looking man

he wears a grey suit, thinks paprika is spicy, would prefer it if we could all put the weapons down and discuss this like reasonable adults.

he pilots a Harrison Armories Enkidu. while inside of that mech he becomes a foul-mouthed cackling madman glorying in the bloodshed as much as the most punk-coded horus trans catear-modded razorgirl can be

but on getting out of the Enkidu he just straightens his tie and "feels good to get that out of my system." and is back to the most boring, union-grey person you have seen in your life.

the fact he's a lancer at all is mindboggling.

[xenia12]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, FRICKERS?!?!?!

*Throws these at ur face with a meaty schlap*

[eepykito]

rewatching dp rn and I suddenly got flashbacks to when I was crazy over them back in middle school

[somewhatsentientspellbook]

a pattern is a pattern ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[basilicrows]

bunsen and beakers your jayvik

[cinnarulean]

ITS 2025 WHO READY?!?!?!?

[jsmifty]

micheal afton but hes old(er), horrifically alone, and a loser

i hate this but i have to show the world im still alive, rushed this in between exams instead of studying cause ofc i am

mild yap beneath cut

"why older michael?" uh what if i told you my favourite version of michael when hes cold alone and sad, with no family no friends nor bitches, and sleeping in his car and still working at a stupid pizza joint.

"but Jay underscore smifty! thats just normal micheal afton!" shh, i dont care, its better when hes a grumpy old man, because now i can pretend his in security breach, and when i watch playthroughs i can just pretend hes slightly out of frame and it makes it slightly more enjoyable. plus i really like vanessa for some reason and i think theyd get along (hate eachother) and maybe i need some fun and whimsey in my life, imaginary person in my head im responding to.

also middle aged micheal would look.. a hell of a lot more like his dad im just saying im just saying, like look at him the fear he would feel when looking in the mirror is immense, he looks like him so much more when hes older look at him im right, his insane identity crisis would be so fire

uh but yeah sorry for being inactive ive been grinding through two weeks of exams, hopefully ill be free in a day or so

P.S. I swear everything in this design makes sense and will be explained in my beloved fanfiction i have no time to write rn (insert heart broken emoji), including the walking stick, just assume his legs get kinda.. erm, screwed up at some point...

[cloudycleric]

okay real challenge. ill make one of these my graduation cap if i get 1k notes by midnight tonight (MST).

vote below

you have 10 hours.

[historical-misfit]

i'm sorry i had to-