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[popodoki]

Hey, teacher! aka my motorcycle Catwin AU, part 5

still sfw! Fancy that x

Edwin’s grateful for the small pile of laundry Thomas left on the bed for him to busy himself with. Ignoring the warmth of his cheeks, he peers at the washing label of the faded band t-shirt on the top of the pile, as he passes back through the guest room, and notices Thomas's leather jacket hanging off the bedpost. 

He shouldn't. But he does. 

Leather has always enticed Edwin. Whether it be a fine pair of Italian gloves, an expensive belt that compliments his suit so nicely, or a finely crafted genuine leather book cover. Oh, he’s long filled up the most beautiful notebook collection from England. Pure poetry, the combined scent of paper and leather. The soft creak of the spine, the shift of paper, the scrape of his pen.  

The smell of leather has always enticed Edwin. 

The jacket in his hands is black and worn, obviously not cared for in the traditional sense. There are some cracks, mild damage to the cuffs, all to be expected if worn every day. There is a large piece of artwork on the back, stitched there by someone who knew what they were doing, even if they weren't classically trained in tailoring. It's a large depiction of an orange cat, with fierce golden slitted eyes, predatory gaze locked on the viewer, as if following along with every angle. Charming, in a sense.   

Along the bottom, in a very ornate yet blocky script, framed beneath the orange cat’s unsheathed glinting claws, are the words "Cat-o-nine Carnivores." The name doesn't ring a bell, but he supposes it shouldn't. In any case, Edwin appreciates the wordplay. 

On the front of the jacket is a name patch, that reads "Cat King." Well at least Thomas wasn't lying about that. Edwin idly wonders if it's a name he gave himself, or one given to him by his peers. Or subjects? Is Thomas the leader, self-dictated King? Does he have a clowder of other leather-clad, motorcycle-riding, vagrants, with kind eyes, strong hands, broad chests…Next to it is a patch that looks like a cat’s paw print, claws out, tinted red as if bloodied. Above it, a smaller patch, a neon red crown framed in a pair of equally bright turquoise rings. Under the guise of wanting a closer look at the decorative patches, Edwin brings the jacket close to his face. His ruse falls away immediately the moment the scent of the worn leather fills his nose. Leather softly creaks in his white-knuckled clenching grip, as Edwin buries his nose near the collar and breathes in the mixed scent of the jacket itself, and the hints of Thomas’s cologne, sunk and buried into the inner layer of soft leather, from repetitive usage. He stands there, fills his nose and lungs with the enticing combination of smells, until even the air leaving his mouth tastes the same as the air flowing in with every deep pulling breath. 

Edwin hears the shower stop, and he almost trips over his own feet in his haste to get out of the guest room. He barely remembers to re-grab the small pile of laundry on his way out. The washing machine and clothes dryer are out on the back porch, and he takes in a breath of fresh air to calm his nerves as he deposits the clothes into the washing machine, with a more than modest helping of soap.   

The next stop is the kitchen. Settling on a light dinner, something filling, yet easy enough on the stomach, he thinks. Pulling ingredients out of the fridge, Edwin sets to chopping his small selection of vegetables for the stir fry. He’s almost ready to add them to the chicken, setting the bowl next to the wok, while he peers into the fridge again in search for a lemon, mentally going through the contents his spice rack.  

He hears a strange noise from the doorway, realizes with a start that Thomas is standing there, impersonating the sounds of a trumpet. "Presenting," he affects a posh accent, "the most well-dressed man in the room." Thomas ends the statement with a flourish, taking up an appropriately dramatic pose, and Edwin immediately bursts out laughing. Full bodied, head thrown back, so open and loud he fears he might come across as rude, but he can’t help it, and he doesn’t think Thomas minds, judging from his expression. It’s not something Edwin can currently decipher, struggling to blink away tears, but its near enough encouraging, as is the way Thomas keeps up his exaggerated stretches, arms swinging to and fro, to highlight, to, to entertain him. 

To Edwin’s credit, the pyjamas almost fit. At first glance. The pants are… They would be fine; if Thomas had seen fit to actually roll up the ankles. As is, the bunched-up fabric seems to pool around and over his feet, in a damning contract to the way the fabric seems to struggle at the seams near Thomas’ hips. Lengthwise, Edwin reasons their size discrepancy is easy to ignore. But there’s no denying their difference in build. The shirt ends a good four to five centimeters above the waistband of the pants, leaving an exposed stripe of abs, offering a hint of Thomas’s bellybutton. To say the rest of the shirt properly covers the remaining chest, would be straining the truth about as much as the material seems to strain with every push of Thomas’s chest, even just as he takes a breath. Edwin’s honestly surprised a button hasn’t popped off. It seems painted on him around his shoulders, and the sleeves stop well above his wrists. It's almost as if he's wearing a child's shirt. It cannot be comfortable. 

Edwin clearly underestimated their differences, but he can't stop laughing long enough to apologize.  As he gasps for breath, he actually snorts, which sets Thomas off on his own fit of laughter, except his is louder, unrestrained. He clutches the wall with one hand, his ribs with the other, beaming smiles sent Edwin’s way at the end of every bout, before he inhales, loses the air again to laughter, and Edwin reflects on what it must look like; two grown men, giggling so hard they can't speak, in the middle of his kitchen.   

Finally, Edwin is able to get himself under control, straightening, hand moving without much thought to lower the settings of the furnace, add the vegetables, while he wipes an errant tear off his cheek.  "I'm so sorry," he chuckles apologetically, "That cannot be comfortable, let me get you a T-shirt or something.” He busies himself for a bit with stirring the food, checking for any signs of burning. Nodding to himself in relief when he catches no sign of the meal lessening in quality, he turns his head to Thomas. “Do you want a different set of trousers, as well?" He adds. 

"All good, Edwin. I’m actually used to walking around without a shirt." Thomas grins, fiddling with the too-small shirt. “Do you mind?” Thomas asks, and Edwin shakes his head in a negative before he’s consciously thought of it, but truly, why would his opinion matter on something another likes to do in the comfort of his own home? He’ll just go look for the biggest shirt he owns, offer it as an option.  

Edwin turns back to the food for a final stir, before he heads back upstairs, hears the rustling of fabric, the scrape of a chair, imagines the shirt is getting neatly folded over the back. Oh.  

Edwin is partly relieved his guest feels comfortable enough in his home. He keeps his eyes on the food. Maybe just a bit more stirring. He has to make sure it doesn’t burn.  

[lumine-no-hikari]

Dear Sephiroth: (a letter to a fictional character, because why not) #333

Today was a bit more eventful than I thought it was gonna be. And unfortunately, I've only got like 5 hours of sleep. I regret nothing, but... still. I've really been dropping the ball on the whole self-care thing lately... I'm sorry about that. I'd say I'm gonna work on it, but... between being worried about you, being worried about my country, and having these braces in my mouth that really discourage eating... I'm maybe a little too tired to be able to notice my body's cues very well right now.

Well. First I went to work. Mostly I bagged up breads and rolls and such. I helped a few customers. I put things out on the shelf. I put labels on things.

...And I got a couple pictures you might like!

This one is a pumpkin pie; I know you like pumpkin, so maybe you'll like pumpkin pie, too:

I also packaged up some brownies; I dunno if you like chocolate, but here:

...They're not too fancy; just frozen packaged brownies. But they smell really, really good, and... I think it would have been really nice if you could have breathed in the chocolate-scented air.

...I wonder if pumpkin brownies are a thing. I guess I'll have to find out soon so I can make some for you one of these days...

An from the meat department didn't visit today to use the markdown machine. So when my shift was over, I went and visited him. He is very quiet and seems like he's kinda shy, especially in Tr's presence. I think sometimes shy people can have a hard time with imagining that anyone can like them. So I went and tried to make clear that his presence is enjoyed when he visits. But you know... Sephiroth, I'm very clumsy when I try to speak. I can't ever seem to get my point across well when I try to talk. Maybe you wouldn't imagine it with how I write, but... when I'm out and about, I tend to get my words mixed up, or use very inaccurate ones for what I'm trying to convey.

...Speech is hard. I'm glad you'll never be able to meet me in person; I think if I tried talking out loud to you, all my stammering and hesitation would probably just make me sound really stupid to you.

I wonder if I sounded really stupid to An. Or... I wonder if maybe he interpreted something from my words that I didn't intend. I try to be very kind all the time with everyone, and... one drawback I've noticed is that sometimes people think I'm trying to flirt or something weird like that.

I don't flirt. I don't know how. If I wanted in someone's pants, I'd say so pretty directly (for better or for worse); I'm not one to mince words. I don't speak in code. And... actually that's another problem when I try to go about interacting with people when I'm out and about; they always seem to be looking for the subtext, but... I don't have any.

...I think if more people said what they meant and meant what they said, social interaction wouldn't feel so much like trying to walk through a minefield. I don't necessarily want to be liked; I just don't want to be misunderstood.

Well. It is what it is. Time will tell if I bungled it up or not.

I ate and drank tea after going home. I took a video of today's tea, actually, but... I don't think I have time today to get it uploaded for you. I'm sorry about that. But I'll try to get it done tomorrow if I can; I'm supposed to go hang out at Ma's (from work) house tomorrow. His sister is supposed to be there, too. I wonder what we'll do and how long I'll be occupied.

I saw today that Smooth McGroove had a new song out. I wonder if you'd like this one; I do:

I went out with J to put the trap near where we saw the stray cat, shortly after I finished eating. J took some pictures as I was setting it up...

...It was a little too bright out for me to be able to open my eyes comfortably, which is why they're all squinty in this one. You also have brightly colored eyes; I wonder if you struggle with bright light, too. Or maybe your fancy, awesome slit pupils offset it...? I wonder...

We waited until it got dark; I continued weaving a tree that I kinda left lying around for a while. But the cat never popped by. We packed up the trap. I will maybe try again tomorrow, either before or after I visit Ma.

From there, J expressed interest in attending a local meetup of people on Reddit who like to play board games. It took place at a mall. The host brought lots of games:

...But I was on a roll with my tree. So I did that, and had fun with the knowledge that everyone else around me was enjoying their games. I finished my tree, and no one seemed to mind that I was engaging in parallel play:

...I like how this one turned out.

But then I was done, and some folks asked me to play Connect 4. It's a game where you drop tokens into a grid, and the first one to have four tokens in a horizontal, vertical, or diagonal row wins. I played against experienced players, I guess? But I haven't played in years, and I am the red tokens in this picture:

...I have deliberately set it up so that I win either way. And I can mask the steps to build that setup by making it appear as though my movements are random, or making it appear as though I'm simply mirroring the other's movements. If I can get them to focus on the fact that I'm cutting them off, and create diagonal relationships that are hard for them to follow, I can plop a few pieces elsewhere, and to them it'll just seem like I've made a mistake.

Apparently this person plays this game a lot. They called me a “worthy opponent”. Contact information was exchanged, and I guess now they're gonna challenge me to a game of this from time to time. I hope it'll be fun for them.

By the time I got to this game though, I had a wicked fucken headache; the only thing I had eaten or drank all day was a slice of cheese, an English muffin with cream cheese, a few slices of salami, and the tea I brewed – all of it eaten just after my shift had ended at 1pm. The pictured game took place somewhere between 7 and 8pm, so by then, my blood sugar was pretty low and I was dehydrated; that'll give anyone a headache. J and I went home; I got some water and some ibuprofen, and then I took a shower while I waited for these things to kick in. I feel a little better now, but... I'm still not in a great physical state. I need to sleep. My homeostasis point for my hydration levels is now set in a spot that's uncomfortably low; I'm gonna hafta try hydrating consistently for at least a couple weeks to get the homeostasis point back to something that vaguely resembles “normal”. Sigh...

...Can't complain, though. I dropped the ball. I did it to myself. The only way out is through.

...I guess I'll stop writing and go to sleep. It's getting hard for me to keep my eyes open. It's hard to formulate even written words at this point...

Hey. I love you a whole lot. And I hope you get to eat good food and get something nice and hydrating to drink, and have a great nap. Please make good choices that will lead you to such an outcome, okay? Your ordinary life is waiting for you. Heck, if you wanted, you could even find it at my house; we would welcome you here.

Stay safe, okay? I'm gonna write to you again tomorrow.

Your friend, Lumine

[hannahssimblr]

“Is that everything? Any petrol or diesel?”

“No... Actually, do you’ve something for bug bites?”

“Like, that insect repellent stuff or some kind of topical cream?”

“The repellent, please.”

“I think we have it,” the woman at the till goes to the shelves behind her while I lean across to watch as she rummages through rows of suncream and painkillers. 

“It’s the midges,” I say conversationally, “They eat me alive, see I think I’ve really delicious blood.”

“They’re annoying alright,” she scans a bottle of Jungle Formula and packs it into a plastic bag along with all of the junk food I’ve just bought. “That it?”

I scan the shelves quickly, “oh, actually, can I have a box of those too?”

She glances over her shoulder, “Condoms?”

“Yeah, please.”

She eyes me up, “Are you seventeen?”

“Yep.”

“I’m not sure you are.”

“Do I have a right to buy them?”

“I have a right to refuse if I don’t think that you’re the age of consent.”

“Respectfully I’m going to get them from somewhere whether you refuse or not,” she narrows her eyes to slits but I give her a big smile so that she can’t be angry, “Or if you want I’ll just not use protection and it’ll be your fault my life is ruined.”

“Do you have ID?”

“Why would I have ID? I’m seventeen.”

She snatches and tosses a box across the counter at me, “Fine, there you go, because I know well that you’d stand here all day and hold up the queue just by the look of you, you cheeky bollox. That’ll be Twenty three thirty altogether.”

“Yeah, no issue,” I slot my dad’s credit card into the machine and stab in his digits. I see her watching it, a weighted, black metal platinum visa, and it’s definitely obvious that it isn’t mine, but she doesn’t know my circumstances, and anyway I know that my dad would have given me money if I had felt like talking to him today, but I didn’t. Borrowing from his wallet is the same thing. 

I glance at the shopkeeper one last time before leaving, “What are the chances you’d score me a pack of cigarettes?”

“Get lost.”

I’m checking my text messages on the way out of the shop, so I don’t see the man walking in the opposite direction. We bump shoulders in the doorway and I mutter an apology before looking up and realising who I have just collided with. 

His nostrils flare as he looks me up and down, and as I stand and look cooly back at him I wonder if he gets off, like genuinely gets off on the idea of how threatening he thinks he is. 

“You’re a friend of Clóda?” He says.

“Yeah, and you are?”

“Her father.”

“Oh right, yeah. I guess I never made the connection.” I thought you were just some weirdo glaring over at us in the Boat Club, is what I want to add but I’m not sure I’m feeling entirely suicidal today. 

He stares me down until I feel my skin prickle, and when his eyes find my bag of shopping, including the Durex box pressing label-out through the translucent plastic his face turns a ferocious shade of puce. “How old are you?”

“Sixteen.”

“Is that so?”

“Yeah.”

“And who are your parents?”

“Christopher and Colette, who are yours?”

“None of your business,” He splutters, “Are you one of those young fellas who hangs about in the caravan parks?”

“So what if I was?”

“Well my daughter is a hard worker, she’s busy at her job and I’d rather she wasn’t being distracted or having any of her time wasted.”

“Yeah, fine.”

“So if you wouldn’t mind steering clear of the Boat Club when she’s working, I’d rather you not hanging about and causing complaints from the customers.”

“Oh the customers complain about me, do they?”

He wrinkles his nose, “We prefer to uphold a certain standard at the club.”

My skin prickles, “So basically you don’t want anyone who looks like they stay in the caravan parks hanging around and making it look cheap.”

“That’s not an unreasonable request, especially since you don’t exactly dine with us, do you?”

I’m walking away already, “Yeah, fine, whatever.”

“I’m glad you understand.”

“Yep.”

On the shortcut through a holiday park I furiously kick a stone out of my way. Then a piece of rubbish. Then I spot a ceramic flower pot by the entrance to the communal showers and I kick that too, knocking it to the side and splitting it in two, and the soil spills out and the plant slumps to the tarmac. It looks pathetic so I kick it again. 

Suddenly a tennis ball comes from nowhere and whacks me in the back with a thunk. I whirl around, “Hey!”

“Hey yourself!” Kelly grabs another ball and flings it at me, and I duck as it wallops into the wall behind me. I grab and fling it back, “What’s your problem, Kelly?”

“What’s my problem?” She shrieks as she dodges it, “What’s your problem?”

“What is it with you and your brother throwing tennis balls at me, huh? What did I do now?”

She hurls another, “What are you doing here?”

“Ugh! Walking!”

“Well stay out of my caravan park. Go the long way around.”

“Your caravan park? Kelly, if this is about the frog in your hair-”

“The frog? Fuck your frog,” she lets out a tiny squeal as she jumps out of the path of the ball I’ve flung back, “and fuck you, by the way.”

“Fuck me? Fuck you Kelly, I’m not in the mood for this shit.”

“Shut up.”

“You shut up.”

“Suck my dick!” She spins on her heel and stalks away and I watch her for a minute, bewildered, until she disappears between a couple of mobile homes and then, when she’s fully gone and I am alone with the broken flower pot again, I pick up my overturned bag of goodies and shake my head. 

“Little weirdo.”

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[barongsrus1]

To identify an authentic Barong Tagalog, there are several key factors to consider, including the fabric, embroidery, construction, and overall craftsmanship. Here’s a breakdown:

1. Fabric

Piña (Pineapple Fiber): Traditional Barong Tagalog is often made from piña, a fabric made from the fibers of pineapple leaves. This fabric is delicate, translucent, and has a natural sheen. It’s one of the finest materials and usually very expensive.

Jusi (Silk and Banana Fiber): Another fabric used for Barong Tagalog, made from silk and banana fibers, with a more subtle sheen than piña.

Other Fabrics: Modern Barongs might use synthetic or cotton blends, but these are generally less expensive and might not have the same luxurious feel as piña or jusi.

Feel: The authentic fabric should feel lightweight, breathable, and have a slight crispness to it. If it feels heavy or too smooth, it might not be authentic.

2. Embroidery

Hand-Embroidery: Traditionally, Barong Tagalog features hand-embroidered designs, especially on the chest area. These intricate patterns are typically floral or nature-inspired. You can often see slight irregularities in hand-embroidered designs, but they should be well-executed.

Machine-Embroidery: Mass-produced Barongs might use machine embroidery, which can look neat but lacks the unique imperfections and craftsmanship of hand-embroidery. Check if the stitching is uniform and too perfect; it might indicate machine work.

3. Construction and Fit

Collar and Placket: Authentic Barongs have a stiff, structured collar and a front placket. The buttons are typically made from mother-of-pearl or wood, rather than plastic.

Button Placement: The Barong Tagalog usually has a row of buttons down the front, but the placket should be smooth without visible stitching. In some modern versions, there might be side slits for ease of movement.

Overall Fit: Barongs are designed to be loose-fitting and lightweight, often worn untucked, though they should not look sloppy. It should feel comfortable, especially in warm weather.

4. Color and Dye

Colors: Authentic Barongs are often in light, neutral tones such as white, cream, ivory, or pale yellow. Bright, overly saturated colors could indicate a cheaper version or one that’s mass-produced.

Dyeing Process: The colors should be consistent and the dye should not fade or bleed easily. The fabric itself should hold its color well over time.

5. Label and Origin

Craftsmanship: Many authentic Barong Tagalog pieces are made in the Philippines, especially in regions like Aklan, Iloilo, and Bacolod, where piña fabric is woven. You might find a label from these areas or from well-known Filipino designers.

Price: Authentic Barongs made from piña or jusi can be expensive due to the labor-intensive process involved in crafting them. Be cautious of Barongs priced too low, as they may not be made from authentic materials or may lack attention to detail in the embroidery and construction.

6. Authenticity Check

Texture Test: Run your hand along the fabric. Genuine piña or jusi should feel slightly rough yet smooth, not overly soft or slick.

Water Test: If you’re unsure about the fabric, gently wet a small section of it. Piña tends to hold its shape better when wet and will dry with a slight crispness. Synthetic fabrics might wrinkle or lose their shape.

By checking these details, you can be more confident in identifying an authentic Barong Tagalog.

[zelphin124]

LCB-3 -> Canto 1: Chapter 12

Time to go away from the party, yipee! Masterpost Chapter 11 <--> Chapter 13

~o0o~

The generator was the dullest Jekyll had ever seen. M Corp was well known for their engineering and talent with machines, but this particular object in the center of this floor plan was duller than Jekyll’s will to live. It was a simple gray box with a gray hatch as a door, similarly designed to the light buttons she’d seen around the floor. From what she could tell, there was no button on top. Its color did not clash well with the red interior of the disciplinary floor, telling the doctor that it did not belong there. It was likely a machine brought inside by the demon syndicate. 

There was a small panel on the side Jatayu was facing earlier that day. Jekyll gently rested her hand on its hatch and opened it quietly, doing her best to not alert anyone of her presence. She didn’t want to talk to anyone; the goal was to get out of this hell as fast as possible. 

There were many cut wires on the other side of the panel. Most of them hung low, but some flew around, sparking whatever energy they had left out of them. There was only one intact wire, and it extended from the north side to the south, plugged into an outlet that read ‘C9’. Three of the letters were glowing, indicating that they were on. Although Jekyll wasn’t correct about her assumption of the room being similar to a chessboard, it definitely was a labeled grid of sorts. 

I3, E2, and C9 are done. Hyde glanced around the lights in the large room. B6 won’t be hard to turn on, and all we need is wherever H is. 

To Jekyll’s left, she could spot Mallo curled up on the floor, incredibly hurt. Mark was also close by, facing the figure of the mermaid just a step away from Mallo. Did… Did Mallo get free? Did Mark help her? 

She thought she was dreaming, but Jekyll spotted a similar silhouette to that of Lenore’s out in the shadows. Huh. Perhaps she and Pen traded places… 

Jatayu wasn’t too far off from the others, either. He walked in the darkness, pressing a few buttons. After the click, a series of childlike laughter filled the air, and hissing noises zoomed passed Jekyll as Jatayu threw the bombs at the mermaid figure, flying past everyone with great ease. 

The button next to Mallo and in front of Jekyll suddenly sprouted out spider-like legs made of metal from the slits Jekyll had observed earlier. It picked itself up and giggled, walking out of sight. 

What the hell are these things? Hyde narrowed her eyes. 

Jekyll shook her head and plugged the cord into the H column. Doesn’t matter at the moment. 

Hyde nodded and started counting the grid spaces on the floor. She laughed to herself, a sense of pride. Lenore should be next to the H button. Ask her to press it, and we can get out of here. 

We are using her, aren’t we? 

Yes, now call out to her. 

“Lenore!” Jekyll called out, hoping her voice would reach her coworker. “Can you look for a GRAY button and press it? Be sure that it is gray and not yellow!” 

Lenore’s silhouette stood still, turning toward Jekyll. There was a nod from her shadow. “Sure.” 

Jekyll glanced around again before giving further instructions. “It should be near the east wall!” 

“I don’t have a compass on me!” Lenore retorted in a harsher tone than usual. There was a quick breath, and her voice became calm again. “But I can decipher it is in the unlit area.” 

“Gage where the other lights are in the room and try to guess based on proximity,” Jekyll suggested. Surely, that makes sense…

Lenore’s shadow disappeared only for a moment. There was a soft click, and the cord in the generator-powered on, shooting electricity through its veins. The light lit up a good circle of the room, providing light to almost all the room. 

The mermaid came into view again, its broken-hearted eyes shaking in its pupils. There were also a few demon syndicate members, confused as ever about where they were. 

Lenore also came into view. She stared at the demon syndicate for a hot minute. He stared back at her, before scowling at her and spitting at her shoes. She did not take his action lightly and lunged for him. 

Jekyll would’ve watched if her attention wasn’t forced onto Mallo who picked up a box in front of her and pressed the top button. The boxes’ legs came out, giggling as they started to sizzle. Mallo grunted as she walked in between Mark and Lenore before chucking the bomb at the mermaid and syndicate’s location. 

The throw must’ve torn at her ligaments because as Mallo tried to reach for another bomb, she fell flat on her face. She grunted, her face turning red from embarrassment as she snapped at Mark, slowly getting back up on her feet. “Why did you run away?” 

“It’s not my problem,” Mark replied. 

“It is!” She glared at the mermaid and back at the prisoner. “It is our problem!”

“I’m going back to Dante to change my identity,” Mark started walking towards where Dante was last left, not giving Mallo the time of day. “You can’t beat the Piscine Mermaid with maracas.” 

Mallo struggled to her knees, staring at the button in front of her. “Can you at least throw the bombs at it?” 

“If I have the time.” 

“What do you mean if you have the time?!” Mallo snapped, finally standing. Something changed in her eyes; she didn’t look at Mark with full hatred anymore. However, the situation was still frustrating to her. “Just shout at Dante–” she stopped, facing south. “Dante! Change Mark’s ID! He’s running from a fight! I also need my ID switched and healed!” 

There was a pause as everyone–including the mermaid–stared south. There was a faint reply of ticking. “Which IDs?” 

“Use my extraction ticket! I need R Corp!” Mark barked. 

“I think I did pull that a bit ago, okay!” 

Mallo patted her chest to clear her throat before yelling as well. “I need a ranged weapon in my ID!” 

In a few seconds, Jekyll watched as Mark transformed into what she thought was a R Corp ID, and Mallo into one she did recognize: LCCB manager. 

The doctor watched as Mark immediately sprang into action. He hauled the bomb in front of Mallo over his shoulder, pressing its button firmly and flinging it toward the mermaid. Everyone else stood around as they watched the bomb hiss through the air, landing in the same grid square as the mermaid. 

There was a loud, low, resounding screech. All the buttons that were not thrown sprouted legs and started collecting behind the generator. They clicked their metal spider legs across the floor, paying no mind to any of the people or monsters they passed. One of the bombs got unlucky enough to be shot by Mark, sitting in place behind the mermaid as it laughed. 

Mark didn’t waste any time waiting for his party to take action. With his high speed, he lunged toward the mermaid, implanting his knee into the ground before firing multiple rounds of gunshots at its face. He stood, taking out two knives from his thigh gear, and stuck it into the mermaids' skin. 

The bullets and knives did real damage to the abnormality, but the materials faded into its skin, and it forced the creature to cry. She whimpered over her voice. “I thought… you loved me… I loved you… Why don’t you love me?” 

Mark’s only reply was a look of pure joy on his face. 

Hah… no wonder his relationship with Chesh didn’t work out… Hyde scoffed. Look at the way he scoffs at another’s pain. 

Jekyll narrowed her eyes. It’s an abnormality. It deserves to be punished. 

I doubt all of them are bad, Hyde shrugged. They could’ve been put to good use, somehow. The ones we’ve met are just… really clingy. 

Mallo adjusted the gun in her hands, clocking it with prepared bullets before she turned to Jatayu. “Can you change into a ranged ID?” It was more of a demand than a suggestion. “So we can shoot this thing; I have an idea.” 

Jatayu turned slowly toward Mallo after a long stare in Dante’s direction. Perhaps he was checking to see if the manager was okay. He nodded towards the former employee. “I’m all ears.” 

“Let’s shoot the abnormality when we are out of its range,” Mallo gestured to her gun, pointing it at the mermaid who was distracted by Mark. 

Jatayu nodded, changing into his G Corp ID. “That sounds like a wonderful idea,” he smirked. “Do you think this will do?” 

Wait… we can change our own IDs at will? Jekyll stood dumbfounded, staring at Jatayu. How did he do that? 

…We could always try. Later, though. 

Mallo wasn’t impressed. “Is it ranged?” 

Jatayu outstretched his arm, aiming for the brokenhearted mermaid. “You tell me.” 

His arm shot forth two attacks of some type of energy Jekyll couldn’t describe. They blasted through the air with a static sound before burning the abnormalities’ skin. The creature shrank back, its eyes becoming dark. 

What the hell did the party do to break its spirit? Jekyll raised an eyebrow. What did I miss? 

It doesn’t matter, Hyde snapped her fingers. Let’s get out of here while we can. They got this fight in the bag. 

Jekyll shut the panel of the generator gently and turned north, her footsteps echoing softly on the red floor. 

“Jekyll! Hyde!” 

Jekyll flinched as she heard Mallo call out her name. Oh, no…

What does this selfish brat want now? Hyde narrowed her eyes. Ignore her–

Jekyll had already turned to face Mallo, staring at her with the most blank, stoic expression she could muster despite her inner turmoil. 

“I have an idea,” the woman took a step closer. “Do you have an ID that is a long-range weapon? Can you switch to it?” 

Jekyll glanced to the floor. “I do,” she replied softly. “The LCCB manager–” 

But we are not changing into it, right? Hyde’s voice was low and threatening. You need me to get out of here. 

“Dante! Switch Jekyll into the LCCB manager ID!” 

Jekyll stared up in fright, her arms outstretched to say no. Wait! I didn’t agree–

Dante’s faint voice could be heard amongst his faint flames in the distance. “On it!”

Jekyll clasped her hands over her mouth, feeling her clothes immediately shift into ones so familiar yet foreign to her. Her paintbrush shifted into a gun, and her mind became more at ease. 

Hyde, I’m so sorry–

There was nothing but a lingering feeling of disapproval as Hyde was flung into the back of the mind, forced to stay silent. 

Jekyll peeked behind the generator, spotting the mermaid. She zoned out as Mallo went over the plan again. Having already heard it, Jekyll adjusted the scope on her firearm before firing two bullets: one at the mermaid, and one at the bombs. The bullet sank into the mermaid’s skull, and the bullet flew straight into the slit of the bomb with careful precision. 

The bombs exploded immediately after her shot. They damaged Mallo, Lenore, the demon syndicates, and the mermaid. The light around them was almost blinding, and the stench of ash and fire fueled the air, making it difficult for Jekyll to breathe. 

The mermaid cried out in pain with an eerie screech before diving back into the floor like it was water. She disappeared from sight, but the water portals on the wall returned. It was about to soar across the grid once more. 

Lenore grunted as she got up from the explosion before walking up to the demon syndicates and conversing with them. By the looks of it, they agreed not to fight each other and focus on the mermaid first. 

Jekyll bit her tongue. Oh, so when others converse with the enemy it’s totally fine–

A certain drive filled Jekyll, and an aggravating light radiated from the pack attached to her ID back. Her eyes filled with terror as the water portals targeted her. Anxiety wrapped around her heart and neck, seizing control of her hyperventilation. She had gained too much aggro, and the mermaid was forced to target her. 

Mallo! Mallo what have you done?! She glanced around in a panic, calculating quickly what she had to do to survive. You sentenced me to death with this ID! 

The first portal summoned the mermaid, and it came flying at her with great speed. Jekyll barely managed to leap out of the way, coughing up the water that soaked her and almost drowned her on the spot. She scrambled to her feet, placing her gun on her back and running behind the generator. 

The second portal went off, splashing Jekyll from head to toe behind her. She barely stood her ground as she discovered all of the bomb buttons surrounding a box with a green button on top of it. The bombs! Perhaps I can survive this! 

As she hastily pressed the green buttons, all of the smaller bomb boxes attached themselves inside the green button box, collecting each other into one container. Jekyll tapped her foot anxiously, hoping the hissing sound would come before the next portal activated. 

Nothing happened. The box simply spun around, revealing itself to be a tool abnormality, and gifting Jekyll with an EGO and an EGO gift. 

That… Jekyll sighed, picking up the objects and equipping them. That wasn’t what I needed right now! She glanced at the portals still targeting her. I needed you to explode, not gift me! How is this going to help me?!

More shots of guns went off on the other side of the generator. She could hear Lenore and Mark arguing. 

“You idiot! What are you doing?!” Lenore shouted. “We have a bigger fish to fry, literally!” 

“It is unwise to associate with the enemy!” Mark retorted.

“Dante! Can we not have a truce with the enemy for now as we deal with the abnormality?!” 

Dante and Lenore continued to converse, but Jekyll did not have time to listen into the conversation. She dove into a separate grid with all her force, barely avoiding another mermaid swipe. Anything in its path was drenched and destroyed, planting and growing fear in Jekyll’s heart. 

Hyde, where are you when I need you?! Why did I have to be in THIS ID?!

If Jekyll knew her kit well enough from the ID memories, she knew the aggro wasn’t going to go away anytime soon. It was designed to be targeted first and deal damage first in human combat, not when facing an abnormality. 

The radio on Jekyll’s ID rang, vibrating on her chest. “Ugh Jekyll it’s me, Mallo…” Mallo drew out her words, apparently annoyed to talk to her. “Dante is telling me to tell you to stay safe or whatever, ugh… bye.” 

Jekyll’s hands shook as she took her eyes off the water portals on the walls and onto her walkie-talkie. She unclipped it from her chest strap and stared at it in her hands. She… she really doesn’t want to talk to me… Jekyll held back a few tears. Hyde… Hyde was right… She pressed a button on the radio to automatically reply before taking off, avoiding yet another close attack from the mermaid that came flying towards her. 

She rolled across the floor, going under the mermaid’s big waves. She coughed up water and wiped her face before stumbling on her feet, and taking off to the other side of the room. The abnormalities' strikes only lasted two seconds before they reached the other side, which didn’t give Jekyll proper time to plan a counterattack. She panicked, and the only thing that came to mind was to flee and get out of the room. Although that was her original plan, Jekyll felt more justified in doing so. 

The mermaid was careful to target Jekyll each time; she barely dodged each one, getting drenched in the waves in the aftermath of each attack. Her heart pounded as she ran, struggling to breathe and see. She wondered if she would make it to the other side alive, or if the mermaid would kill her before she could. Her vision became blurred and her eyes burned from the water splashing against them. The mermaid zoomed in front of her, almost knocking her off her feet as the water forced her to the floor again. Jekyll coughed, clenching her chest, Her feet ached from all the twists and turns. I’m so close!

More shots can be heard behind her, causing Jekyll’s head to spin. The radio in her hand beeped as Mallo spoke again. “Bullets are ineffective, proceed with caution,” the robotic voice echoed. 

Gee, you think?! Jekyll scoffed before ducking again, avoiding yet another strike from the mermaid. Jekyll felt her sanity drop as she continued to make her way to the unlocked door. Everything in her body ached, and she shivered from the cold as she lost feeling in her hands. 

Another portal formed behind Jekyll. She stumbled to the floor and glanced behind her, scrambling to move out of the way. However, her side ached and she threw up into a heap of coughs, her eyes widening as the portal swished back and forth, indicating that the mermaid was about to fly from it. 

Jekyll closed her eyes and counted to four, embracing for impact. However, nothing came. She opened her eyes slowly, struggling to stand on her feet as she glanced down the grid line to the portal. 

Jatayu was in the way of her and the mermaid. He was in his base ID, and one of his tanfas was on the floor. His free hand rested on his chest… no, it was in his chest. He reached into himself and pulled out what looked like to be a mechanical heart. It glowed bright blue as it hung from artificial blood vessels still hooked into Jatayu’s body. He crushed his heart with his hands, slamming the remains into the ground. As he did so, a large, blue barrier surrounded him, blocking the mermaid’s path. The life drained from Jatayu’s face as the mermaid emerged from the portal, slamming into the blue force field at full force. It was as if the abnormality had run into an indestructible wall. It cowered back in pain, crying before it plunged into the metal floor again, it and its water portals disappearing. 

Jatayu fell to the ground, limp over his broken heart, hanging onto life by a thin thread. 

“Jatayu!” Jekyll clasped her hands over her mouth, trying to find the energy to run over to him. 

Mallo got to him first, and Jekyll was too far away. Jekyll could see Mallo talking into the LCCB manager walkie talkie. “No need to shout, Jekyll. Uhh, Jatayu took his heart out? Can he do that? He made a shield with it too, is that normal?” 

Jekyll stopped in her tracks, seeing her comrade on the floor. She took shallow breaths and felt as if she would pass out. Why did he do that? Why?!

“Look, Dante will heal him. It’ll be fine, okay?” Mallo voiced into the radio, her head turned to Jekyll’s direction. 

Jekyll glanced around the generator the best she could from her perspective. The demon syndicates looked around the room, trying to find the mermaid. When they didn’t, they turned on Jekyll’s comrades, running towards Mallo and the unconscious Jatayu. 

It’ll… It’ll be fine… Jekyll took slow steps back, glancing around. They… they got this… 

Her steps led her until she was in front of the mechanical door once more. All the lights were lit up, and the door was ready to be open, the mechanism no longer prohibiting entrance. Jekyll ran into it with her back before she turned around. Now’s the time to get out of here… She stammered in her own thoughts, guilt replacing her worry. They don’t care… remember? They don’t care about me… They can do this without me… That’s what they’ve been saying this whole time. 

It bothered Jekyll that she had to convince herself to move forward. She hesitated, glancing over her shoulder back at the fallen Jatayu. Is he going to be okay? 

The doctor’s radio went off again. “Do you know how to put a mechanical heart back in, Jekyll?” 

Jekyll couldn’t leave Mallo hanging with a question like that. Everything in her resisted replying as the mere thought of talking to Mallo repulsed her. I hate that I want to help you when you only lied to me… “It’s mechanical right?” She turned on her radio and spoke as calmly as she could. “Have you tried putting it inside of the body?” 

She knew that hearts needed CPR to help pump the blood inside them, but those were for biological hearts. Beyond that, she had no knowledge of mechanical hearts. Why is she asking me? I thought Dante was going to help. 

The radio cut out, giving a scraped piece of what Mallo said. “...Off his hands… and kill… him? I don’t know.” 

…What? Jekyll paused before radioing back. “It’s mechanical… does it need to be charged?” 

“I’m just gonna put it in,” the radio turned off. There was a moment of silence. 

Jekyll sighed and eyed the door, staring at the seeping blue gas. Thankfully, she didn’t have as much showing skin so it couldn’t itch. However, it still made it difficult to breathe. Is the next room full of this stuff? 

The radio turned back on. “I got Jatayu up,” Mallo sighed in relief. “He’s slowly recovering and Dante is winding the clock back.” 

Oh. Jekyll sighed. So, they truly didn’t need me. “Roger, I’m close to the next door.” 

There was a loud silence. “...Why are you at the next door?” Mallo’s voice carried demand and disappointment at the same time. “We need to clear a way for Dante! Also, may I remind you, that Jatayu JUST TOOK HIS HEART OUT!” 

Jekyll turned down the volume of the walkie-talkie, wincing as Mallo yelled into it. But, you took care of the issue without me. You don’t need me there. 

“Come back here, NOW, Jekyll,” Mallo demanded, her voice fueled with a wave of fiery anger. “Now! That is an order!” 

Jekyll clenched her fists around her gun and radio. Anger boiled inside of her. Where were you when I was about to be murdered by the mermaid? You sentenced me to death with this ID, Mallo. You have no love in your heart, why should I show you mine? 

A familiar sense of pride built up inside her; a pride that did not belong to her directly. Jekyll could feel emotions that Hyde usually felt, but she couldn’t put her finger on why. She decided to try and blow off the order by giving an excuse. “Dante instructed me to get to the next door,” she lied. “So I continued onward.” 

“No, Dante told you to stay safe!” Mallo saw right through her lies like a bullet and shot the bullseye. “That’s what I told you, but now I’m ordering you to come back here and protect Jatayu now!” 

No. A deep-planted rage fueled inside Jekyll, one that spun out of her control. Turn it off. 

Jekyll was taken aback, her eyes widening. Hyde?! She turned the radio off, feeling overly compliant to the voice that supposedly wasn’t supposed to be there. Are you there? 

There was no reply. The anger subsided the moment she obeyed.

Jekyll took a moment to process what happened before filling her actions with determination. I must move quickly… I don’t have much time before she comes after me. Her hands rested on the split of the door. I have to get the golden bough and get out of here… Leaving them behind, because… She bit her tongue again, her fingers clenching. They didn’t come to my aid. Like Hyde said… Like Hyde has shown me before, people like them are not worth my time of day. I should not protect them when they are a threat to me. 

Jekyll swung the large red door open. The blue fog filled her face and covered her surroundings, making her invisible to any outside onlooker. She coughed and waved her hand around, taking a step into the next room and leaving her party behind. 

As she stepped into the next room, the environment around her changed. According to her observations, she was no longer in a lobotomy corporation facility. All she could see was a simple plain covered in blue fog. The environment was filled with a deep aura of regret which was felt with each breath she took. The place was dark, and there was an eerie but faint smell of fire. The blue gas was everywhere, covering visible objects, unlike the shadows in the previous room. 

Slightly northeast of Jekyll flew a large, blue butterfly. It was covered in various eyes across its wings, and it stared at Jekyll with its intense antennas. It shared many shades of blue across its features, and it was as if its eyes read Jekyll’s soul like a book. 

Jekyll tried to crouch in the gas, trying to hide from its many gazes. When it followed her movements, she sighed and stood up, figuring it was no use to hide if it already spotted her. She glanced around to see a few demon syndicates amid the fog, whilst one of them ran north with a shiny object in his grasp. It was a faint, golden glow, but it wasn’t so bright that it blinded Jekyll. It resonated with her, called to her, and begged her to come close. Despite never seeing one before, Jekyll immediately knew what it was. The golden bough… 

The demon syndicate ran toward the north wall where a bunch of stairs led upward. He took off up them with great speed, leaving Jekyll and the other syndicate members alone with the abnormality. Jekyll adjusted her gun and started walking towards the stairs, but stopped as the abnormality slowly approached her. 

“Uh… Hi…” Jekyll backed up, trying to make her movements unpredictable. “...Blink twice if you can understand me.” 

“I do not need your incompetent and incompatible ways of communication.” The butterfly sneered in a cocky, stuck-up voice. “Co-co-co,” it laughed in a mocking tone as its gaze intensified, making Jekyll feel as if she was being turned inside out and read like a book. “You have a lot you wish to share, don’t you?” 

Nope, that’s suspicious, I am not dealing with that! Jekyll crouched again, gently moving to her left. Hyde! I need you right now! I need your help! I need to get out of here! 

She froze for a second, watching the butterfly get closer. She searched her mind for any information before a light bulb went off in her head. The IDs… Jatayu changed IDs all on his own, surely there’s a way to do it… Do I have a fast ID that can get me out of here? 

The fog surrounding Jekyll made it difficult for her to breathe. She coughed; it felt as if her pain and struggle to breathe made the butterfly move faster toward her. Hyde… she sighed. I know you can hear me… you have a stronger mind than I do. Take control, change my ID, I permit you! Please, help me–

Jekyll felt a chain wrap around her chain of thought. Her eyes widened in surprise as she felt the weight of the LCCB manager pack lifted off her back. Her clothes became more sleek and agile, and her gun transformed into a large, red katana. Her hair was slicked back into a ponytail, and she felt her tongue disappear. 

Jekyll was thrown into the back of the mind, unable to speak as Hyde surfaced. Hyde glanced around and quickly analyzed the situation and the ID she transformed into. Huh. Shi ID. Perfect. She cracked her neck, getting used to not having a tongue. Dangit, why can’t I speak? What– oh. The memories of this ID flooded back to her, and she recalled how the current equipped ID lost her tongue. …Well, at least we know we can change IDs on the spot with enough willpower and fear, right Jekyll? 

No one answered her. 

A tinge of pain filled Hyde’s heart. Unlike the other ID from Nagul Und Hammer, this one felt as if it missed Jekyll in her world. Hyde sighed, adjusting her agile sword, and started to walk around the abnormality at a slow speed. It’s close… I can feel it… 

The butterfly waited a few more seconds before it fluttered its wings and flung right at Hyde, preparing for an attack. 

But Hyde was faster. She had gained great haste with her new abilities. She dodged the attack with ease and dashed through the fog towards the north stairs. Nothing but dust and a flash of red light was left in her previous path. She quickly stepped onto the first step, having crossed the entire room with incredible ease. She adjusted the mask over her face as she glanced back, eyeing the abnormality. 

The multi-eyed butterfly only laughed at her. “Co-co-co…” It muttered gently as it flapped onto the ground. If it had a mouth to grin, it would have. 

The golden bough was up ahead; the syndicate member was not far away from her. Hyde raised her middle finger to the abnormality, flipping it off before she dashed up the stairs. Her eyes were locked on the target ahead. It’s right there, the golden bough is so close, then we can leave this company… 

Guilt could not find a place to claim in Hyde’s mind. She felt no remorse for leaving her party behind; the thought didn’t even pass her consideration. Her feet effortlessly flew up the stairs, gaining ground on her target with great haste. She was a Section 3 assassin after all; nothing would put her between her and her prey. 

The stairs went up high until Hyde reached the surface. Despite the previous experience in the Q Corp Backstreets, Hyde found herself on top of a grassy plateau with a bright sun shining down upon her. The day was at its highest peak. The sun gleamed down on the beautiful meadow before her, and a gentle breeze tangled Hyde’s long hair. 

The demon syndicate member continued to run, having spotted Hyde chasing him. He cried out in fright and panted from exhaustion, clutching the glowing object in his hands. He looked back at Hyde, fear glistening in his silver eyes. His dirty-blonde hair bounced up and down in curls as his foot hit the ground, trying to find a direction to run. He was trying to get away and hide the object in his hands, but the golden glow on his face told the painter exactly what it was. He picked the direction of the cliff at the end of the plateau, running towards it. 

Hesitation was not a word Hyde knew. She charged at her target, her sword drawn as she caught up to him with great speed and accuracy, slicing his back. 

The sky darkened. As the demon syndicate cried out in pain and fell forward on the object he was holding, the sun started to hide behind an object that grew bigger by the second. She was more than fast enough to catch her target, however, she only had a few split seconds to book it out of the approaching threat from above. 

The sun dimmed before it disappeared, and the object blocking the sun became bigger; it was a large spire falling down to where she stood. The shadow of it covered her face, making it difficult to assess which direction she should run in. The air rumbled and the ground shook. 

Aw f–

Hyde didn’t have time to react as the spire came crashing down on her, crushing her ribs as she was flung back from the impact. The demon syndicate man and the object he was holding were crushed under the weight of the spire in front of Hyde. It loomed like a large tower, and the shockwave of its descent sent Hyde flying back into the base of the tree. 

Hyde coughed in pain, rolling on her side. She barely survived the freak accident, the incident having zapped at least eighty percent of her health. The meadow was gone; it turned into a grand monument to climb. Dust filled the air as the landscape and sky became dark. The sun looked like it had come down from the sky and rested on top of the spire. As Hyde grunted in pain, she heard a booming voice that shook every fiber of her being. 

“I’M BACK!” 

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Happy 28th birthday to this iconic moment in Canadian history!!

On February 15th, 1996, former Canadian prime minister, Jean Chrétien created this could-be meme format by putting a protester in a chokehold. The photo of the event became known by many Canadians as the Shawinigan Handshake; a joke about the prime minister’s home town.

Now, this dude bred controversy man. Like any politician, you go to the controversy page of his Wikipedia page and all of them have full articles associated with them. This controversy, while having its own Wikipedia page, is barely even a controversy compared to everything else. In fact, the now 90-year-old man allegedly will still take photos reenacting the event. Notable examples being comedian Rick Mercer and current prime minister Justin Trudeau. There’s a Shawinigan microbrewery that has a beer depicting the event on the label. The label uses the likenesses of Chrétien and hockey commentator and fellow controversy-machine: Don Cherry.

So where did this come from? Why did the prime minister of Canada have this protester in a chokehold? Well, this may come as a shock, but Canada has only ever had two political assassinations: D’rcy McGee, 1868 and Pierre LaPorte, 1970. However that has not stopped people from trying.

Three months before the infamous Shawinigan Handshake photo was taken on Flag Day, Jean Chrétien survived an assassination attempt. Much like the president of the US, the PM resides in a publicly known address: 24 Sussex Street in Ottawa. A separatist snuck into the house in the early morning with a knife with the intention to slit Chrétien’s throat. The attack was narrowly missed due to (allegedly) the random chance of Chrétien’s wife Aline being up and spotting him.

So my man is tormented by the traumatic experience of almost getting killed in his sleep both by his own brain and the opposition. Needless to say, he’s a little on edge as he’s at this Flag Day ceremony, even more so when his security detail seemingly breaks up. Then, BAM! A protester is in his face. Having grown up a bit of a scrapper and having assassination on his mind, the PM (around 60 at the time) takes the guy in a chokehold, and the rest is history.

On a quick aside, four years later, Chrétien was pie’d by a protester and, this part seems relatively unclear, but it seems he had a trauma response to it. For whatever reason, the opposition decided this was fair game to bring up in the House of Commons. and one Tory MP was quoted as saying “next time it may not be a pie” which was interesting phrasing. However, this wasn’t new as they felt it was appropriate to make an ableist attack ad in 1993. The ad was regarding the appearance of his mouth, a result of a condition called Bell’s Palsy but that’s another story.

Anyway, thanks for tuning into Heritage Minutes with Goon! A show all about the funny and fact of modern Canadian politics and culture. Tune in next time to learn about the beginnings of Definitely Not The Opera: a tale of a nation hating opera so much that they fucking killed it.

PS Tumblr sucks and isn’t letting me add links so I’ll RB with sources in just a second. Hilariously I’m not embellishing this much at all.

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Why Is Masking Tape So Essential?

Masking tape is a type of pressure-sensitive tape made with an easy-to-tear paper backing and an adhesive that is gentle yet strong enough to stick to various surfaces. Its primary use is to mask off areas that shouldn’t be painted or exposed to certain processes. However, its usage has now expanded far beyond painting.

Some of the most common applications include:

Automotive Industry: For clean paint jobs and precise detailing.

Construction and Interior Design: For protecting areas during painting or remodeling.

Electronics and Electricals: Temporary insulation and cable labeling.

Arts and Crafts: For neat lines and borders in artwork.

General Purpose Home Use: Labeling, packaging, and sealing.

This wide range of applications demands different types of masking tapes with varied adhesive strengths, heat resistance, and durability. This is where expertise from experienced Masking Tape Manufacturers in Chennai becomes essential.

Types of Masking Tapes Available

Manufacturers in Chennai understand the need for versatility in their products. Most of them offer various types of masking tapes such as:

General Purpose Masking Tape: Ideal for home use and basic applications.

Automotive Masking Tape: Heat-resistant and perfect for spray painting.

High-Temperature Masking Tape: Suitable for use in high-heat environments.

UV-Resistant Masking Tape: Designed for outdoor applications.

Custom Size Masking Tape: For businesses that need specific dimensions.

These manufacturers ensure each tape is designed for optimal performance, providing clean removal without leaving sticky residue, high tensile strength, and resistance to moisture or solvents.

What Makes Chennai a Manufacturing Hub for Masking Tapes?

There are a few key reasons why Masking Tape Manufacturers in Chennai are widely trusted:

Modern Manufacturing Facilities: Equipped with advanced coating, slitting, and packing machines, manufacturers here can ensure consistent quality and large-scale production.

Skilled Workforce: From engineers to quality control specialists, the teams involved in manufacturing understand the importance of precision and consistency.

Cost Efficiency: Due to the strong industrial ecosystem in Chennai, production costs are generally lower—without compromising on quality.

Customization Capabilities: Many manufacturers provide customization options to suit niche industry needs, such as unique adhesive levels, width, or core diameter.

How to Choose the Right Masking Tape

While all masking tapes may appear similar, they are not all created equal. Here’s what to look for when sourcing:

Adhesive Quality: Should stick well to surfaces without peeling off too early or leaving residue.

Paper Strength: Must resist tearing when applied or removed.

Heat and Water Resistance: Important for applications in challenging environments.

Clean Removal: Especially crucial for painting and finishing tasks.

Reliable Masking Tape Manufacturers in Chennai conduct quality checks and testing to ensure each roll meets industry standards.

Industries That Rely on Masking Tapes

The demand for masking tapes isn’t limited to just one or two industries. They are used widely in:

Automotive Plants

Electronics and Electrical Factories

Construction Sites

Paint Shops and Workshops

Educational Institutions for Projects

Home Décor and Interior Designing

Due to such diverse applications, manufacturers continuously innovate their offerings to stay ahead of industry needs.

The Benefits of Sourcing Locally from Chennai

By choosing local Masking Tape Manufacturers in Chennai, businesses can enjoy multiple benefits:

Faster Delivery: Proximity reduces transit time.

Lower Costs: Reduced shipping and bulk pricing.

Better Communication: Easier to discuss requirements and receive after-sales support.

Eco-Friendly: Many local manufacturers are moving towards sustainable materials.

Supporting local manufacturers also helps in boosting the regional economy while ensuring that you receive trustworthy service and timely delivery.

Masking tapes may seem like small tools, but their significance in both simple and complex tasks is massive. The quality of masking tape can directly impact the outcome of a project—whether it’s a wall painting at home or a professional spray paint job in an automotive plant. That’s why it’s important to choose wisely.

With a str“Top-Quality Masking Tape Manufacturers in Chennai for Industrial and Commercial Needs”ong reputation for delivering top-tier products across various industries, Masking Tape Manufacturers in Chennai have earned their place as reliable partners in operational efficiency. If you’re in the market for durable, affordable, and customizable masking tapes, consider sourcing from Chennai’s top manufacturers for a blend of quality and value.

Whether your requirement is small-scale or bulk, the right supplier can make all the difference. So the next time you need masking tape that performs under pressure—think Chennai.

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After covering a little bit of everything in my last try-on haul, this one’s all about dresses. I’ve been on the lookout for casual spring styles—something easy to throw on and feel put-together for everyday. Not every dress was a winner, but I’m sharing all the hits and misses so you can get a sense of the fit, fabric, and overall vibe. If you’re shopping for spring dresses, I hope this helps! As usual, I will provide measurements and fabric content on each item when I can find it, and I’ll share whether I plan to keep it or not. Just remember, even when I decide not to keep something, it doesn’t mean it isn’t worth checking out. I just may not need it, or it may not work for my body type or lifestyle. SIZING NOTES: I’m 5’5″ and I usually wear a small or medium in tops and dresses, a 29 or 30 in jeans and pants, and a size 8 shoe. Gifted items are indicated by c/o; everything else I purchased myself. Z Supply Sloane V-Neck Mini Dress in Black at Z Supply (size M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Easy and breezy, this v-neck mini dress is made from soft, midweight cotton jersey for all-day comfort. The sleeveless, relaxed fit makes it perfect for dressing up or keeping it casual. Cotton Jersey: 100% Cotton Machine Wash Cold, Gentle Cycle, Hang to Dry Even though this dress is labeled a mini, I liked the look of it enough online to give it a try—if nothing else, I figured it could double as a swim cover-up. I really like the v-neckline, the bra-friendly straps, and the easy fit. And the fabric is especially nice—soft and comfortable, but with enough weight to feel substantial. It skims the body without clinging, and the “washed black” has a subtle fade that adds a bit of interest and just the right touch of edge. That said, it’s a little shorter than I typically go for, and I just feel a bit too bare in it. It could totally work as a cover-up, but I think I tend to prefer gauzy styles for that. VERDICT: I’m undecided on this one. It’s very cute, but I’m not sure I’ll reach for it. Old Navy Vintage Mini T-Shirt Dress in Blue Wing Teal at Old Navy (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: A super relaxed fit with lived-in feels. center back seam 100% cotton jersey machine wash I ordered this sleeveless tank dress from Old Navy because I loved the bright teal color. The length is better on me than the one above, and I actually think it’s pretty flattering from the back—which isn’t always the case with these shift-style dresses. But from the front, it just doesn’t quite work. The neckline is super high, and the fit around the armholes feels a little awkward. VERDICT: I decided to return this. It’s fine, but I feel like I can do better. Kingsley Knit Dress at EVEREVE (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Add the Kingsley Knit Dress to your casual spring collection, featuring a crew neckline, bra-friendly gussets at the armholes, and a relaxed silhouette.  Length from Shoulder to Hem: 34 1/2″ Material: 100% Cotton Slub Jersey Knit Care: Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low These are going from bad to worse! This dress really missed the mark for me, but I’ve had a few people ask about it, so I wanted to include it. I didn’t find the cut to be very flattering or forgiving on an, ahem… more mature body. Maybe if I had sized up to a large, it would have looked more like it does online, but overall it’s just too straight, and the fabric doesn’t have enough weight or drape to hang nicely. VERDICT: Returned. Not a flattering fit, and the fabric didn’t do it any favors. Rails Stripe Rib Midi Tank Dress in Black Birch Stripe at Nordstrom & on sale at Bloomies (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Crisp stripes energize this soft and stretchy cotton tank dress punctuated with airy side slits at the hem and perfect for a summery outing. 46 1/2″ length (size Medium) Side slits 95% cotton, 5% spandex Machine wash, tumble dry Made in Peru This is a really nice quality dress—as it should be at this price point! I like the cutaway sleeves; they tend to be more flattering than a traditional tank style. It’s definitely body-con, which I tend to steer away from these days, but the fabric and construction feel substantial enough that it’s actually kind of forgiving. I think with the right shapewear, I might really like it. The length is great—just past the widest part of the calf—and the side slits give it a little movement, which helps keep it from feeling too closed-in. VERDICT: Undecided for now. It’s flattering in some ways, but I’d want to try it with shapewear before deciding. Nordstrom Stretch Cotton Ribbed Tank Dress in Pink Wild Aster at Nordstrom (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Breathable stretch cotton enhances the comfort of a ribbed tank dress you’ll wear on endless repeat. Slips on over head Crewneck Sleeveless 97% pima cotton, 3% spandex Machine wash, tumble dry This dress is a similar style to the Rails one, but at a lower price point. In the medium, it’s not quite as body-con on me—which I actually don’t mind. (I could probably size down to a small, but I kind of like having the extra room.) The fabric is a bit stiffer and less clingy, which makes it feel a little more forgiving. It has a nice length, those same cutaway sleeves and side slits, and a subtle seam down the back that adds just a bit of detail. I love this bright pink, but it also comes in a few other color choices. VERDICT: Keeping for now. The fit is easy and flattering, and I love the color. Gap Modern Rib Maxi T-Shirt Dress at Gap (S) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Our soft & stretchy cotton-modal blend that hugs you just right. It’s your new 7-days-a-week essential. Crewneck. Short sleeves. Slits at hem. Cotton 58%, Modal 38%, Elastane 4% Machine wash I was drawn to this simple t-shirt maxi dress for its clean, minimal style—and it really does create that long, lean silhouette we’re all after. While it is quite long, it shows a couple inches of skin at the ankle, which keeps it from feeling too Amish… if you know what I mean. It also has side slits (a must for these longer styles!) and I appreciate that the crew neck isn’t super high. It’s more of a jewel neckline, which I find much more flattering. That said, it’s very body-con. I didn’t even want to post the rear view. In the striped Rails dress above, the pattern helps camouflage things, but in this solid color, you see every lump and bump. I’d definitely need shapewear to feel comfortable wearing this one out. VERDICT: Undecided. I like the simplicity and silhouette, but there are a few more contenders… Frank & Eileen Harper Perfect Tee Maxi Dress in Navy at Frank & Eileen (M) // Miz Mooz Leather Fisherman Slide Sandals (39) DETAILS: Meet the crew neck, boyish tee of your dreams in full-length form. Our Perfect Tee Dress is airy and easy to wear with a gently curving, never-too-tight body, short sleeves, and longer length. Hand-cut, curved raw hem and edges Ribbed crew neck Short sleeves 54″ length from shoulder to hem (size S) Heritage Jersey, 100% Cotton Made in Sunny California This one’s definitely a splurge, but the Frank & Eileen quality really shines through. The fabric is their thick heritage jersey cotton, and it gives the dress a beautiful shape and silhouette. I love the raw edges and the shirttail hem—it feels elevated but still relaxed. That said, the sleeve length isn’t the most flattering on me, and the crewneck is pretty high, which I don’t always love. VERDICT: Undecided. The quality and shape are great, but I’m not sure the neckline and sleeves are doing me any favors. Frank & Eileen Cory Vintage Muscle Tee Maxi Dress in Navy at Frank & Eileen (M) // Miz Mooz Leather Fisherman Slide Sandals (39) DETAILS: This vintage tee-inspired dress is just the right amount of boxy and drapes loosely across the body with a cool, raw edge hem that amps up that vintage feel. Hand-cut, curved raw hem and edges Ribbed crew neck Cap sleeves 51″ length from shoulder to hem (size S) Heritage Jersey, 100% Cotton Made in Sunny California After I received the Harper, I saw the Cory advertised on Instagram and immediately ordered it. I had a feeling the muscle tee styling would work better for me—and it definitely does. I find this one much more modern and flattering overall. My only reservation (aside from the price point) is the length—it’s very long, especially in the back—but I don’t think it’s a deal breaker. VERDICT: Likely keeping. The fit is more flattering than the Harper, and I love the modern silhouette. I also like that it’s not as body-con as the Rails or Gap dresses—it has a bit more ease without feeling oversized. J.Crew Knit boatneck midi dress in stripe at J.Crew (M) // Sam Edelman Deacon Slides (8) DETAILS: This boatneck dress is as easy as it is elevated, thanks to a body-skimming fit and a comfy ribbed fabric with a hint of stretch. Perfect for any occasion, you can dress it up, dress it down and wear it on repeat. Fitted silhouette. Falls above ankle, 51″ from high point of shoulder (based on a size 6). 96% cotton/4% elastane. Machine wash. Here’s another contender in the t-shirt style midi/maxi category. I like the stripe design on this one and the subtle A-line silhouette—it has potential! But the fit just isn’t quite right on me. It feels really long in the torso, and the proportions are off. Maybe I need to try the petite. VERDICT: Returning. The style is cute, and it’s a nice quality, but the fit’s not quite right. J.Crew Cabana mini dress in linen at J.Crew (S) // Sam Edelman Deacon Slides (8) DETAILS: This breezy style comes with a V neckline that shows a hint of skin, a removable tie at the waist for a cinched-in effect and gathered details along the collar and cuffs. Plus, it’s crafted from lightweight 100 percent linen to keep you cool all day long. A-line silhouette. Falls above knee, 35 1/4″ from high point of shoulder (based on a size 6). On-seam pockets. Slip lining. 100% linen. Machine wash. Finally, this is the dress I tried in a medium and decided to re-order. It’s not my typical style, but I kind of like it. It has an easy, breezy feel, and the fit is actually pretty flattering. It could be a nice option to have on hand. That said, I’m on the fence about the long sleeves. The combination of linen, long sleeves, and a short skirt feels a little off-season—I wouldn’t have worn it a month ago, and now it almost feels too late. VERDICT: Undecided. Cute in theory, but the timing and styling might make it tricky to wear. Okay, that’s a wrap for this try-on haul! I’d love to hear your thoughts—did any of these catch your eye? Let me know if you’ve tried any of them or are thinking about ordering one. You can find everything linked below, and stay tuned… more spring finds are coming your way soon! Stay In Touch If you liked this post, be sure you’re signed up for my email newsletter. In addition to my most recent blog posts, you’ll receive exclusive newsletter content like special sales, my newest favorite finds, and an occasional peek behind the scenes — all delivered right to your inbox. I would also love for you to join my JLS Fashion Insiders Facebook Group! This is a friendly place to discuss all matters of fashion and style with other women, share your outfits, get advice, and stay up to date on all the happenings in our community. Source link

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After covering a little bit of everything in my last try-on haul, this one’s all about dresses. I’ve been on the lookout for casual spring styles—something easy to throw on and feel put-together for everyday. Not every dress was a winner, but I’m sharing all the hits and misses so you can get a sense of the fit, fabric, and overall vibe. If you’re shopping for spring dresses, I hope this helps! As usual, I will provide measurements and fabric content on each item when I can find it, and I’ll share whether I plan to keep it or not. Just remember, even when I decide not to keep something, it doesn’t mean it isn’t worth checking out. I just may not need it, or it may not work for my body type or lifestyle. SIZING NOTES: I’m 5’5″ and I usually wear a small or medium in tops and dresses, a 29 or 30 in jeans and pants, and a size 8 shoe. Gifted items are indicated by c/o; everything else I purchased myself. Z Supply Sloane V-Neck Mini Dress in Black at Z Supply (size M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Easy and breezy, this v-neck mini dress is made from soft, midweight cotton jersey for all-day comfort. The sleeveless, relaxed fit makes it perfect for dressing up or keeping it casual. Cotton Jersey: 100% Cotton Machine Wash Cold, Gentle Cycle, Hang to Dry Even though this dress is labeled a mini, I liked the look of it enough online to give it a try—if nothing else, I figured it could double as a swim cover-up. I really like the v-neckline, the bra-friendly straps, and the easy fit. And the fabric is especially nice—soft and comfortable, but with enough weight to feel substantial. It skims the body without clinging, and the “washed black” has a subtle fade that adds a bit of interest and just the right touch of edge. That said, it’s a little shorter than I typically go for, and I just feel a bit too bare in it. It could totally work as a cover-up, but I think I tend to prefer gauzy styles for that. VERDICT: I’m undecided on this one. It’s very cute, but I’m not sure I’ll reach for it. Old Navy Vintage Mini T-Shirt Dress in Blue Wing Teal at Old Navy (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: A super relaxed fit with lived-in feels. center back seam 100% cotton jersey machine wash I ordered this sleeveless tank dress from Old Navy because I loved the bright teal color. The length is better on me than the one above, and I actually think it’s pretty flattering from the back—which isn’t always the case with these shift-style dresses. But from the front, it just doesn’t quite work. The neckline is super high, and the fit around the armholes feels a little awkward. VERDICT: I decided to return this. It’s fine, but I feel like I can do better. Kingsley Knit Dress at EVEREVE (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Add the Kingsley Knit Dress to your casual spring collection, featuring a crew neckline, bra-friendly gussets at the armholes, and a relaxed silhouette.  Length from Shoulder to Hem: 34 1/2″ Material: 100% Cotton Slub Jersey Knit Care: Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low These are going from bad to worse! This dress really missed the mark for me, but I’ve had a few people ask about it, so I wanted to include it. I didn’t find the cut to be very flattering or forgiving on an, ahem… more mature body. Maybe if I had sized up to a large, it would have looked more like it does online, but overall it’s just too straight, and the fabric doesn’t have enough weight or drape to hang nicely. VERDICT: Returned. Not a flattering fit, and the fabric didn’t do it any favors. Rails Stripe Rib Midi Tank Dress in Black Birch Stripe at Nordstrom & on sale at Bloomies (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Crisp stripes energize this soft and stretchy cotton tank dress punctuated with airy side slits at the hem and perfect for a summery outing. 46 1/2″ length (size Medium) Side slits 95% cotton, 5% spandex Machine wash, tumble dry Made in Peru This is a really nice quality dress—as it should be at this price point! I like the cutaway sleeves; they tend to be more flattering than a traditional tank style. It’s definitely body-con, which I tend to steer away from these days, but the fabric and construction feel substantial enough that it’s actually kind of forgiving. I think with the right shapewear, I might really like it. The length is great—just past the widest part of the calf—and the side slits give it a little movement, which helps keep it from feeling too closed-in. VERDICT: Undecided for now. It’s flattering in some ways, but I’d want to try it with shapewear before deciding. Nordstrom Stretch Cotton Ribbed Tank Dress in Pink Wild Aster at Nordstrom (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Breathable stretch cotton enhances the comfort of a ribbed tank dress you’ll wear on endless repeat. Slips on over head Crewneck Sleeveless 97% pima cotton, 3% spandex Machine wash, tumble dry This dress is a similar style to the Rails one, but at a lower price point. In the medium, it’s not quite as body-con on me—which I actually don’t mind. (I could probably size down to a small, but I kind of like having the extra room.) The fabric is a bit stiffer and less clingy, which makes it feel a little more forgiving. It has a nice length, those same cutaway sleeves and side slits, and a subtle seam down the back that adds just a bit of detail. I love this bright pink, but it also comes in a few other color choices. VERDICT: Keeping for now. The fit is easy and flattering, and I love the color. Gap Modern Rib Maxi T-Shirt Dress at Gap (S) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Our soft & stretchy cotton-modal blend that hugs you just right. It’s your new 7-days-a-week essential. Crewneck. Short sleeves. Slits at hem. Cotton 58%, Modal 38%, Elastane 4% Machine wash I was drawn to this simple t-shirt maxi dress for its clean, minimal style—and it really does create that long, lean silhouette we’re all after. While it is quite long, it shows a couple inches of skin at the ankle, which keeps it from feeling too Amish… if you know what I mean. It also has side slits (a must for these longer styles!) and I appreciate that the crew neck isn’t super high. It’s more of a jewel neckline, which I find much more flattering. That said, it’s very body-con. I didn’t even want to post the rear view. In the striped Rails dress above, the pattern helps camouflage things, but in this solid color, you see every lump and bump. I’d definitely need shapewear to feel comfortable wearing this one out. VERDICT: Undecided. I like the simplicity and silhouette, but there are a few more contenders… Frank & Eileen Harper Perfect Tee Maxi Dress in Navy at Frank & Eileen (M) // Miz Mooz Leather Fisherman Slide Sandals (39) DETAILS: Meet the crew neck, boyish tee of your dreams in full-length form. Our Perfect Tee Dress is airy and easy to wear with a gently curving, never-too-tight body, short sleeves, and longer length. Hand-cut, curved raw hem and edges Ribbed crew neck Short sleeves 54″ length from shoulder to hem (size S) Heritage Jersey, 100% Cotton Made in Sunny California This one’s definitely a splurge, but the Frank & Eileen quality really shines through. The fabric is their thick heritage jersey cotton, and it gives the dress a beautiful shape and silhouette. I love the raw edges and the shirttail hem—it feels elevated but still relaxed. That said, the sleeve length isn’t the most flattering on me, and the crewneck is pretty high, which I don’t always love. VERDICT: Undecided. The quality and shape are great, but I’m not sure the neckline and sleeves are doing me any favors. Frank & Eileen Cory Vintage Muscle Tee Maxi Dress in Navy at Frank & Eileen (M) // Miz Mooz Leather Fisherman Slide Sandals (39) DETAILS: This vintage tee-inspired dress is just the right amount of boxy and drapes loosely across the body with a cool, raw edge hem that amps up that vintage feel. Hand-cut, curved raw hem and edges Ribbed crew neck Cap sleeves 51″ length from shoulder to hem (size S) Heritage Jersey, 100% Cotton Made in Sunny California After I received the Harper, I saw the Cory advertised on Instagram and immediately ordered it. I had a feeling the muscle tee styling would work better for me—and it definitely does. I find this one much more modern and flattering overall. My only reservation (aside from the price point) is the length—it’s very long, especially in the back—but I don’t think it’s a deal breaker. VERDICT: Likely keeping. The fit is more flattering than the Harper, and I love the modern silhouette. I also like that it’s not as body-con as the Rails or Gap dresses—it has a bit more ease without feeling oversized. J.Crew Knit boatneck midi dress in stripe at J.Crew (M) // Sam Edelman Deacon Slides (8) DETAILS: This boatneck dress is as easy as it is elevated, thanks to a body-skimming fit and a comfy ribbed fabric with a hint of stretch. Perfect for any occasion, you can dress it up, dress it down and wear it on repeat. Fitted silhouette. Falls above ankle, 51″ from high point of shoulder (based on a size 6). 96% cotton/4% elastane. Machine wash. Here’s another contender in the t-shirt style midi/maxi category. I like the stripe design on this one and the subtle A-line silhouette—it has potential! But the fit just isn’t quite right on me. It feels really long in the torso, and the proportions are off. Maybe I need to try the petite. VERDICT: Returning. The style is cute, and it’s a nice quality, but the fit’s not quite right. J.Crew Cabana mini dress in linen at J.Crew (S) // Sam Edelman Deacon Slides (8) DETAILS: This breezy style comes with a V neckline that shows a hint of skin, a removable tie at the waist for a cinched-in effect and gathered details along the collar and cuffs. Plus, it’s crafted from lightweight 100 percent linen to keep you cool all day long. A-line silhouette. Falls above knee, 35 1/4″ from high point of shoulder (based on a size 6). On-seam pockets. Slip lining. 100% linen. Machine wash. Finally, this is the dress I tried in a medium and decided to re-order. It’s not my typical style, but I kind of like it. It has an easy, breezy feel, and the fit is actually pretty flattering. It could be a nice option to have on hand. That said, I’m on the fence about the long sleeves. The combination of linen, long sleeves, and a short skirt feels a little off-season—I wouldn’t have worn it a month ago, and now it almost feels too late. VERDICT: Undecided. Cute in theory, but the timing and styling might make it tricky to wear. Okay, that’s a wrap for this try-on haul! I’d love to hear your thoughts—did any of these catch your eye? Let me know if you’ve tried any of them or are thinking about ordering one. You can find everything linked below, and stay tuned… more spring finds are coming your way soon! Stay In Touch If you liked this post, be sure you’re signed up for my email newsletter. In addition to my most recent blog posts, you’ll receive exclusive newsletter content like special sales, my newest favorite finds, and an occasional peek behind the scenes — all delivered right to your inbox. I would also love for you to join my JLS Fashion Insiders Facebook Group! This is a friendly place to discuss all matters of fashion and style with other women, share your outfits, get advice, and stay up to date on all the happenings in our community. Source link

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After covering a little bit of everything in my last try-on haul, this one’s all about dresses. I’ve been on the lookout for casual spring styles—something easy to throw on and feel put-together for everyday. Not every dress was a winner, but I’m sharing all the hits and misses so you can get a sense of the fit, fabric, and overall vibe. If you’re shopping for spring dresses, I hope this helps! As usual, I will provide measurements and fabric content on each item when I can find it, and I’ll share whether I plan to keep it or not. Just remember, even when I decide not to keep something, it doesn’t mean it isn’t worth checking out. I just may not need it, or it may not work for my body type or lifestyle. SIZING NOTES: I’m 5’5″ and I usually wear a small or medium in tops and dresses, a 29 or 30 in jeans and pants, and a size 8 shoe. Gifted items are indicated by c/o; everything else I purchased myself. Z Supply Sloane V-Neck Mini Dress in Black at Z Supply (size M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Easy and breezy, this v-neck mini dress is made from soft, midweight cotton jersey for all-day comfort. The sleeveless, relaxed fit makes it perfect for dressing up or keeping it casual. Cotton Jersey: 100% Cotton Machine Wash Cold, Gentle Cycle, Hang to Dry Even though this dress is labeled a mini, I liked the look of it enough online to give it a try—if nothing else, I figured it could double as a swim cover-up. I really like the v-neckline, the bra-friendly straps, and the easy fit. And the fabric is especially nice—soft and comfortable, but with enough weight to feel substantial. It skims the body without clinging, and the “washed black” has a subtle fade that adds a bit of interest and just the right touch of edge. That said, it’s a little shorter than I typically go for, and I just feel a bit too bare in it. It could totally work as a cover-up, but I think I tend to prefer gauzy styles for that. VERDICT: I’m undecided on this one. It’s very cute, but I’m not sure I’ll reach for it. Old Navy Vintage Mini T-Shirt Dress in Blue Wing Teal at Old Navy (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: A super relaxed fit with lived-in feels. center back seam 100% cotton jersey machine wash I ordered this sleeveless tank dress from Old Navy because I loved the bright teal color. The length is better on me than the one above, and I actually think it’s pretty flattering from the back—which isn’t always the case with these shift-style dresses. But from the front, it just doesn’t quite work. The neckline is super high, and the fit around the armholes feels a little awkward. VERDICT: I decided to return this. It’s fine, but I feel like I can do better. Kingsley Knit Dress at EVEREVE (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Add the Kingsley Knit Dress to your casual spring collection, featuring a crew neckline, bra-friendly gussets at the armholes, and a relaxed silhouette.  Length from Shoulder to Hem: 34 1/2″ Material: 100% Cotton Slub Jersey Knit Care: Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low These are going from bad to worse! This dress really missed the mark for me, but I’ve had a few people ask about it, so I wanted to include it. I didn’t find the cut to be very flattering or forgiving on an, ahem… more mature body. Maybe if I had sized up to a large, it would have looked more like it does online, but overall it’s just too straight, and the fabric doesn’t have enough weight or drape to hang nicely. VERDICT: Returned. Not a flattering fit, and the fabric didn’t do it any favors. Rails Stripe Rib Midi Tank Dress in Black Birch Stripe at Nordstrom & on sale at Bloomies (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Crisp stripes energize this soft and stretchy cotton tank dress punctuated with airy side slits at the hem and perfect for a summery outing. 46 1/2″ length (size Medium) Side slits 95% cotton, 5% spandex Machine wash, tumble dry Made in Peru This is a really nice quality dress—as it should be at this price point! I like the cutaway sleeves; they tend to be more flattering than a traditional tank style. It’s definitely body-con, which I tend to steer away from these days, but the fabric and construction feel substantial enough that it’s actually kind of forgiving. I think with the right shapewear, I might really like it. The length is great—just past the widest part of the calf—and the side slits give it a little movement, which helps keep it from feeling too closed-in. VERDICT: Undecided for now. It’s flattering in some ways, but I’d want to try it with shapewear before deciding. Nordstrom Stretch Cotton Ribbed Tank Dress in Pink Wild Aster at Nordstrom (M) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Breathable stretch cotton enhances the comfort of a ribbed tank dress you’ll wear on endless repeat. Slips on over head Crewneck Sleeveless 97% pima cotton, 3% spandex Machine wash, tumble dry This dress is a similar style to the Rails one, but at a lower price point. In the medium, it’s not quite as body-con on me—which I actually don’t mind. (I could probably size down to a small, but I kind of like having the extra room.) The fabric is a bit stiffer and less clingy, which makes it feel a little more forgiving. It has a nice length, those same cutaway sleeves and side slits, and a subtle seam down the back that adds just a bit of detail. I love this bright pink, but it also comes in a few other color choices. VERDICT: Keeping for now. The fit is easy and flattering, and I love the color. Gap Modern Rib Maxi T-Shirt Dress at Gap (S) // Paul Green Hadley (8) DETAILS: Our soft & stretchy cotton-modal blend that hugs you just right. It’s your new 7-days-a-week essential. Crewneck. Short sleeves. Slits at hem. Cotton 58%, Modal 38%, Elastane 4% Machine wash I was drawn to this simple t-shirt maxi dress for its clean, minimal style—and it really does create that long, lean silhouette we’re all after. While it is quite long, it shows a couple inches of skin at the ankle, which keeps it from feeling too Amish… if you know what I mean. It also has side slits (a must for these longer styles!) and I appreciate that the crew neck isn’t super high. It’s more of a jewel neckline, which I find much more flattering. That said, it’s very body-con. I didn’t even want to post the rear view. In the striped Rails dress above, the pattern helps camouflage things, but in this solid color, you see every lump and bump. I’d definitely need shapewear to feel comfortable wearing this one out. VERDICT: Undecided. I like the simplicity and silhouette, but there are a few more contenders… Frank & Eileen Harper Perfect Tee Maxi Dress in Navy at Frank & Eileen (M) // Miz Mooz Leather Fisherman Slide Sandals (39) DETAILS: Meet the crew neck, boyish tee of your dreams in full-length form. Our Perfect Tee Dress is airy and easy to wear with a gently curving, never-too-tight body, short sleeves, and longer length. Hand-cut, curved raw hem and edges Ribbed crew neck Short sleeves 54″ length from shoulder to hem (size S) Heritage Jersey, 100% Cotton Made in Sunny California This one’s definitely a splurge, but the Frank & Eileen quality really shines through. The fabric is their thick heritage jersey cotton, and it gives the dress a beautiful shape and silhouette. I love the raw edges and the shirttail hem—it feels elevated but still relaxed. That said, the sleeve length isn’t the most flattering on me, and the crewneck is pretty high, which I don’t always love. VERDICT: Undecided. The quality and shape are great, but I’m not sure the neckline and sleeves are doing me any favors. Frank & Eileen Cory Vintage Muscle Tee Maxi Dress in Navy at Frank & Eileen (M) // Miz Mooz Leather Fisherman Slide Sandals (39) DETAILS: This vintage tee-inspired dress is just the right amount of boxy and drapes loosely across the body with a cool, raw edge hem that amps up that vintage feel. Hand-cut, curved raw hem and edges Ribbed crew neck Cap sleeves 51″ length from shoulder to hem (size S) Heritage Jersey, 100% Cotton Made in Sunny California After I received the Harper, I saw the Cory advertised on Instagram and immediately ordered it. I had a feeling the muscle tee styling would work better for me—and it definitely does. I find this one much more modern and flattering overall. My only reservation (aside from the price point) is the length—it’s very long, especially in the back—but I don’t think it’s a deal breaker. VERDICT: Likely keeping. The fit is more flattering than the Harper, and I love the modern silhouette. I also like that it’s not as body-con as the Rails or Gap dresses—it has a bit more ease without feeling oversized. J.Crew Knit boatneck midi dress in stripe at J.Crew (M) // Sam Edelman Deacon Slides (8) DETAILS: This boatneck dress is as easy as it is elevated, thanks to a body-skimming fit and a comfy ribbed fabric with a hint of stretch. Perfect for any occasion, you can dress it up, dress it down and wear it on repeat. Fitted silhouette. Falls above ankle, 51″ from high point of shoulder (based on a size 6). 96% cotton/4% elastane. Machine wash. Here’s another contender in the t-shirt style midi/maxi category. I like the stripe design on this one and the subtle A-line silhouette—it has potential! But the fit just isn’t quite right on me. It feels really long in the torso, and the proportions are off. Maybe I need to try the petite. VERDICT: Returning. The style is cute, and it’s a nice quality, but the fit’s not quite right. J.Crew Cabana mini dress in linen at J.Crew (S) // Sam Edelman Deacon Slides (8) DETAILS: This breezy style comes with a V neckline that shows a hint of skin, a removable tie at the waist for a cinched-in effect and gathered details along the collar and cuffs. Plus, it’s crafted from lightweight 100 percent linen to keep you cool all day long. A-line silhouette. Falls above knee, 35 1/4″ from high point of shoulder (based on a size 6). On-seam pockets. Slip lining. 100% linen. Machine wash. Finally, this is the dress I tried in a medium and decided to re-order. It’s not my typical style, but I kind of like it. It has an easy, breezy feel, and the fit is actually pretty flattering. It could be a nice option to have on hand. That said, I’m on the fence about the long sleeves. The combination of linen, long sleeves, and a short skirt feels a little off-season—I wouldn’t have worn it a month ago, and now it almost feels too late. VERDICT: Undecided. Cute in theory, but the timing and styling might make it tricky to wear. Okay, that’s a wrap for this try-on haul! I’d love to hear your thoughts—did any of these catch your eye? Let me know if you’ve tried any of them or are thinking about ordering one. You can find everything linked below, and stay tuned… more spring finds are coming your way soon! Stay In Touch If you liked this post, be sure you’re signed up for my email newsletter. In addition to my most recent blog posts, you’ll receive exclusive newsletter content like special sales, my newest favorite finds, and an occasional peek behind the scenes — all delivered right to your inbox. I would also love for you to join my JLS Fashion Insiders Facebook Group! 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