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This is @70snasagay's fault.
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Kelly Quotes That Live Rent Free in My Head
"What'd you expect? Condoms?"
"I'm gonna bitch slap you, shitbag."
"I'm gonna get what I want."
"These shoes are three hundred fucking dollars. Let's get 'em."
"Oh. Oh. Oh, by the way, bitch? FUCK YOU."
"Betch."
"The lesbians are here. Oh boy!"
"The organic vegan girl on girl sandwich tour has been postponed due to lack of sponsorship"
"I would like to hear another song."
"Why don't you extrapolate?"
"I signed up for the abstinence program. DAMN IT."
"Have some whiskey, honey. Makes ya feel better."
"You just won't die, will you?"
"Estimulamos, estimulamos, estimulamos hasta llegar al orgasmo. Es así, muy sencillo. Is--Is no big deal."
"That language, I don't understand, and therefore it makes me angry."
"I wanna borrow that top!"
"Aren't we friends?"
"I've already been to the mall, AND IT SUCKED."
"I've already been to heaven, and after five minutes I was like, let's go."
"Fuck you with something hard and sandpapery."
"She looks like a dead person."
"We are not feeding whiskey to the children, Mother Grandma."
"Kelly's fuckin' rad."
"Don't have sex. Sex is for married people."
"B-R-A-K-E? That's in your car, dummy."
"You can't text message breakup!"
"Just you wait until you read the shit on you I'm gonna blog about."
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The mashup we didn’t know we needed!
👞🍾🌿
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Kelly Performs Shoes Live at the Precinct DTLA Los Angeles LA Pride 2024
From the description:
“This was a magical time for me. I hadn't performed in front of a live audience in YEARS. So many thanks to @VeraParticula for inviting me to do it! Their show What's My Age Again is monthly in L.A. at Precinct DTLA (@precinctdtla)”
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weekly tag wednesday friday ! 🌻
thank you sm for tagging me @iansw0rld 🥰
Let's get started!
name: river
age: the number that's funnier than 24
star sign: leo ✌️ I always say having the same birthday as mickey is my life's greatest achievement
first language: english
second language: don't have one, I can string some sentences together in norwegian and im getting better!
favorite lip product: straight up lanolin
the best food dish you can make without a recipe? fried rice or mac n cheese easy
if you drink tea, what kind? oooh yeah, green, peppermint, or oolong
if you drink coffee, what roast do you usually get? I love coffee but I have no idea tbh... whatever's strongest
favorite thing to watch on youtube right now: John Wolfe, Atomic Shrimp, Nick Crowley, Nexpo, Atrocity Guide, jacksfilms, Scary Interesting
favorite thing to watch on youtube in 2012: cryaotic *crowd boos*, 1D stuff, Kelly Kpopp, Dan n Phil, Liam Kyle Sullivan, jacksfilms best boy
favorite item of clothing right now: the witchy loungewear set from Drop Dead...idk what its called they don't sell it anymore
favorite item of clothing in 2012: whatever I got at wet seal for a dollar
fandom
three movies you recommend: coraline, stardust, the witch
your favorite concert: florence and the machine my GOD. thirty seconds into what the water gave me and I was fully sobbing
have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? absolutely lmao
the best tv show you watched last year: probably succession...shiv roy I am free on thursday
do you have a fancasting you just can’t let go of? nah but also pls cast noel fisher in everything thank you
a ship you’ve abandoned: none they're all in my heart forever!!
on a scale of 1-10 how willing are you to share your ao3 history? uuuuuuuh like a 5? It's not too crazy but it is embarrassing some of the fics ive revisited 80+ times
what fandom do you wish was bigger? in the flesh!!! please watch my sad gay zombie show its so good
do you have a fandom tattoo? nope but there are certain Plans
has a finale ever ruined a show for you? the obvious one is GOT but it was going downhill anyway... also I was part of the shameless fandom purge after s5 so lmao
have you…
swam in an ocean? uh huh
been vegan/vegetarian? yup for a little while
gone skinny dipping? nope
gone skiing? nooooo I would be so scared
tagging nobody bc I've been gone for two months hiii everyone💕
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CALIFICACIÓN PERSONAL: 6 / 10
Título Original: The Convent
Año: 2000
Duración: 79 min.
País: Estados Unidos
Dirección: Mike Mendez
Guion: Chaton Anderson
Música: Joseph Bishara, Joseph Bishara
Fotografía: Jason Lowe
Reparto: Joanna Canton, Richard Trapp, Dax Miller, Renée Graham, Liam Kyle Sullivan, Megahn Perry, Jim Golden, Chaton Anderson, Adrienne Barbeau, Kelly Mantle, David Gunn, Oakley Stevenson, Larrs Jackson, Coolio, Bill Moseley
Productora: Alpine Pictures
Género: Horror; Comedy; Fantasy
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0217331/
TRAILER:
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the indisputable queen of myspace queerty.
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what the hell?!?!?! what did you expect? condams?
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WATCHING
The opening was 13/10.
The goth chick's quips were 10/10.
Adrienne Barbeau is always a 10/10
But after that it makes Toxic Avenger look like James Cameron's Avatar.
They killed the Goth girl, that's what took what little steam it had and abruptly crashed into the ground.
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An important message from the leader of the free world.
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@penroseparticle tagged me to list my 5 current favorite songs, so here we go.
Tyler Glenn - Midnight: I don't know why, I'm not Mormon or ex-Mormon, but I love it
Bruises - Chairlift: Heard this in a playlist the other week and it's restarted my love of it.
Dead is the New Alive - Emilie Autumn: It's catchy, I listened to it while writing the other day and now it's in my head.
Let Me Borrow That Top - Liam Kyle Sullivan: Kelly's fucking rad and I have no regrets.
Highway Unicorn (Road to Love) Lady Gaga: It's pride.
Tagging @meduseld, @perplexedhedgehog, @mirrorfalls, @falcon-fox-and-coyote, and @deus3xmachinablog, if any of you want to
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