lets go with the loved but often forgotten for your fun mfk
Tyreese, Tara, Shane
You don’t know how much I love you for this!
Marry: Shane - Hear me out. I can fix him. I can fix him before he fucks up. And I genuinely think that if Shane had someone he could care for and protect, it’d have changed everything.
One night stand: Tyreese - To be honest, I’d marry them all, but I kinda have to choose. So we’re putting him here. Man, he was a sweetheart-
Bff: Tara - But since we’re both kinda very much gay, we all know how it might end 👀
I knew right away when I smelled Oud Satin Mood that I want to smell this in my home and not on me, so the perfumed candle was PERFECT. It smelled wayy cozier than I expected too!
MFK: the old XFM Radiocast/Ricky Gervais Show/Idiot Abroad
Fornicate with Stephen Merchant obviously. He's married and I'm more obsessed with Rhea Seehorn these days, but I can still pencil you in, boo bear. I know you want intelligent conversation. We could make such beautiful music together!
Kill Ricky Gervais. Look man, it's not even particularly personal. I'm not saying some of your politically incorrect jokes aren't funny. I'm just saying life is one big shit sandwich... and middle aged white dudes who bomb on Netflix with attack helicopter jokes (and then complain about it on twitter) jump to the front of the line when it comes to eating it.
Marry Karl Pilkington. Never consummate. Divorce ASAP. Can we talk about how broken and redundant MFK really is as a game? What do you do with someone you have NO strong feelings towards?