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[luverleaver]

SCRUMPTIOUS

[raekensluver]

what needs to happen to me bc i love this fic a little too much....

hunting practice - jj. m.

discord mod!jj x kitten!reader

we all know about the infamous google doc with these two. they can never seem to stay out of trouble but there’s one incident that sent people over the edge.

maybe it isnt a good idea to film yourself chasing your girlfriend with a gun.

based on this

the issue wasn't that jj had bad aim, the issue was that he had almost perfect aim.

the fact that he kept missing meant he was really trying not to hurt you for once.

he had given you a head start setting you off in the woods as he checked his ammo with a beer in hand, "you better run fast pussycat. don't wanna see what happens when i catch you."

when. not if. so you booked it, despite the fact that it was getting dark and you could barely see in front of you. you thought you made a good enough distance when the the tree next to you cracks, the bullet just barely missed your head.

"run kitty, run!" jj's voice was closer than you thought and you were smacked with the image of your brains splattered across the forest floor when he shot the ground next to your feet. your heart was thudding, the further you got the darker it was and the muddier the ground became and you kept slipping until your clothes were caked in mud and leaves.

another shot rang out, farther this time and you felt like he was toying with you on purpose, "stop! time out! i can't breathe!"

jj reloads, "no timeouts remember? i catch you, you're mine."

exhausted, you try to run again, but your legs gve out before you can make half a step. by now you were crying, makeup smeared down your cheeks when a flash blinded you. he was filming you now, all while you stared down the barrel of his gun, "please i don't wanna play anymore, i'm done!"

jj just laughs, and before you know it he's in front of you with the gun pressed to your head, "aww, but i was having fun. been needing a bit of practice."

all you could let out was blubbered pleads as he trailed the muzzle down your face, "n-no i'm d-done." you hiccuped and he sighed, vaguely you thought you heard him slide the safety back on, but that relief was short-lived when he brought his foot up to your chest, pushing you back down with a soft oof so he could kick your legs open before he settled his boot on your stomach.

"i dunno, you seem like you were having fun to me." the flash still obscured your vision from where he stood over you, recording how your body trembled in fear and adrenaline underneath, "are you fuckin wet? jesus christ." jj cruelly digs his his heel into your cunt, smearing mud into the crotch of your panties.

"s-stop- i'm not- oh-" you couldn't hide it, if it weren't for the thick leather of his boots you were sure he could feel your clit throbbing. but you laid there, shivering and mewling as he continued to grind his foot against your puffy lips. a combination of your hot arousal and the cold, damp mud made you slicker as he zoomed in closer unbeknownst to you. and he slid the safety back off.

"look into the camera, c'mon look."

blinking your eyes back open you gasp--this time jj's shaking, his finger hovering over the trigger right above you.

"i'm a little tweaked out right now i'm gonna be honest, you gotta hurry up."

you let out a whimper, but your whole body goes hot again, "please don't..."

"i wanna fuck you so bad, but you gotta do it for the camera first."

desperately you shift your hips up, rocking in time with him as you inch closer and closer to release, "i can't"

without a word he slides the bullet into the chamber, and you're in tears sobbing as you try to cum.

"lemme help you out then."

jj aims at you and your eyes screw shut in anticipation, when he shoots just above your head, timing it with a well placed grind of his heel and you cum all the while you're crying and hysterical underneath him.

the lights gone and suddenly he's on top of you shaking and frantic with a kiss, "you're fine, you're fine. i wasn't gonna hurt you."

he swallows the rest of your sobs as he pushes his shorts down just enough to sink inside of you--still throbbing and sensitive from your orgasm.

this one really didn't go over well on twitter.

[mercutio-the-velaryon]

Mel Medarda self-destructive crashout era in a High Fidelity AU

Buys a record store on a whim to rebel against her Ambessa

Was engaged to Jayce but self-sabotaged and now they haven't seen each other in a year (he skips town broken hearted)

Has an on and off relationship with a bouncer called Sevika

Has a fling with socialite Lest

Has a one night stand with her best friend and employee Elora and now things are weird

Has a three month rebound relationship with Sky Young, an engineer who runs the community garden near the record store and stumbles in one day, it ends badly

Finds out Jayce is back in town and engaged again, she finds out, crashes out, and spills her heart out to a stranger at a bar (Its Viktor, the new fiancee btw, he doesn't tell her)

Melvik's friendship develops (magnetism they can't help themselves)

Viktor grappling with guilt lying to both Mel and Jayce

Mel decides to apologise to Jayce so she asks around trying to find a way to contact him to no avail until she spots him randomly one night, passing by THEIR restaurant, the one they frequented, the one he proposed to her in and hes there with Viktor.

She crashes their date before thinking, then pieces it together as she stares at both of them.

Viktor like a deer caught in headlights says "Mel?"

Jayce, trying to maintain his cool responds, "You two know each other"

Mel bursts out laughing, its manic and offputting, and she walks out.

Viktor follows without a word to Jayce.

Outside, he yells after her (he's not running)

She approaches him, tears falling from her eyes despite her stern expression.

"You were the only real friend I had left" she says.

"Whose fault is that?" he smiles weakly.

Her heart is hammering in her chest, she scoffs almost humoured.

Jayce comes out.

Mel freaks and tries to leave.

Viktor calls her back.

and all I'll say is meljay reconciliation, melvik reconciliation and meljayvik happy ever after because I'm lazy

meljayvik owning the record store together awwwwww

the way I just started writing the fic lmao I'm sorry

[zketylers]

Josh Hartnett for MARC O'POLO SS16 Spring/Summer Campaign. (2016)

[samanthalynnsstuff]

Link: "Mmm, mmm mm, mm, mmm! Mm, mm mmm mmm mmmm." (Translation: "Today, we're doing experiments with no talking! And, with tape over our mouths."

Rhett: "Mm mm mmm." (Translation: "Let's talk about that.")

From today's GMM # 2805 "Are We Smarter When Our Mouths Are Taped Shut?"

[lxnarphase]

i love pervy roomie!toji so much but his close friend sukuna being the one to help u realize how much of a freak toji is is also suchhh a big thought on the brain....

[miyku]

[v-eilfire]

ajay straight up moaning while drowning… 10/10 performance

[reallysaneguy]

he looks ight ig. he's nothing much. maybe a 6 on a good day. /j

just remembered I drew all of these in class... math, physics test, criminal law, and digital art. I drew the digital art one with her behind me UNKNOWINGLY. It was the biggest jumpscare ever.

[lord-shitbox]

🙁

[brightsfall]

while alan has his own respective universe he belongs to, i'm super open to the idea of having him ending up in various other universes after surfacing from the dark place.

[saamaton]

the sensory experience of coming home from work with a headache in a train where two dogs are barking extremely loudly and a child is yelling and the whole train cart smells of weed.

[conobarco]

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[macbethheadband]

Our favourite pub trivia quizmaster is moving to sydney BOOOO we had our last quiz with him tonight we gave him a tshirt and he cried!!!!! I am NOT DRUNK.

[cb-reblog]

[vidovy]

God I'm so, so tired but I also can't stop myself from drawing.