DND Recap: Don't Lose Your Head
Cast includes: Rose the Dm, Alfie (yours truly), Rene, Truk, Patrick, Bob (split custody between me and Rose) and THE RETURN OF MARK, the human.
Our party is full of crazy powerful individuals + Patrick and a guy.
We open in the Capitol City of Russia. We still don't have a name.
We're getting ready for the wedding.
The Nap Sack rustles and out comes Mark who is immediately tackled in a hug by Alfie.
Mark thinks it's only been 12 hours. It has been a week since he last saw the party.
The party catches him up on what has happened, which is a lot.
Alfie tells him that he's a god and asks him if that changes how he feels about him. And it doesn't since Alfie has lived most of his life as a mortal. Then he introduces the newest party members. Truk and Rene. And I knew that Truk and Mark would either hate each other or they would become best friends (maybe lovers).
Back in the feywilds, Mark promised Alfie that he would tell him his name when they escaped. Alfie never told him what Alfie is short for.
Mark waits for Bob to leave, and Bob is like "Understandable" and leaves.
Mark's name is Malekus. He and Alfie do a name swap cuz Alfie just never mentioned that he's trans or that Alfie is short for Alfonse.
Mark wants to spar with Truk.
Bob comes back. Hank the orb wants to talk with Mark to welcome him back and Alfie does this:
Alfie: This person's my best friend *points to Mark* this person's my best friend points to Truk this person's my best uhhhh points at Patrick and shrugs and this person is my best friend points to Bob
Bob: I've been bequeathed the title of best friend by Alfie? I do not deserve this…
And Hank tells them "Don't worry Bob, you'll get an even better title."
And Bob is like "What? What do you mean?" and Hank is like "You and Alfie get together in the end." and Alfie is like "What?" and Bob is like "What?" and Hank is like "Oh, that's way after the cat dies." And Alfie just looks at Bob and is like "After your redemption arc? Sure." and Bob is just blushing like "I'm going to get married???" and Hank is like "Autistic ADHD asexual queer power couple. It's fate."
Bob asks what he can do to help with the wedding, and one of those headcanons I've had about Bob is that he can't be trusted in the kitchen but he's really good with plants.
Alfie: You can't be trusted in the kitchen
Bob: *sad british boi* I know...
Alfie: But we need someone to do flowers!
Bob: *lights up* Really? I have quite the green thumb!
Alfie: Yeah, I can see that.
His thumb is literally green
Bob: Yeah. got a little overzealous with the fabric dye. So, what were you and Fluffy thinking of?
Alfie: We were thinking of wisteria hanging from the ceiling, but we're doing it outdoors.
Bob: One wisteria tree coming up! Can I have my baja blast smoke bombs?
Alfie: But you have smoke bombs?
Bob: But these ones aren't green...
Alfie: Okay.
And Bob throws a smoke bomb and there's a Bugs Bunny style hole in the ground. He is gone.
We walk through town when Alfie spots a very familiar building.
A neon pink building that says "Sha'am" with a familiar face.
ShaCarri, the Sha'am Shop Owner. Everyone is like "I would."
I'm aro ace but if I wasn't I would.
Alfie: SHA'AM?!
ShaCarri: Hello my fine feathered friend!
Alfie: How the fuck did you get here?
ShaCarri: That portal you made in the town. We've expanded!
Alfie: It's still open?
ShaCarri: How else did you think the Rum Rums showed up?
Alfie: Oh. That makes sense.
ShaCarri: Why are there mushrooms everywhere?
Alfie: We banished the elder Rum Rum, so they've broken free of the hive mind control thing.
ShaCarri: Would your friend like a pet?
Mark's Player: I would like Dogmeat.
Me: From Fallout 4?
Mark's Player: Yes
Rose: Let me see if I can find a stat sheet for that.
Rose: I can't find one.
Me: I have an idea. I saw this earlier on TikTok from fluffy.folio.
Mark passes on it but Bob's face lights up.
Bob: *awestruck* Can I have him?
ShaCarri: *surprised* Uh... sure!
Bob: *pays ShaCarri* I'm going to name you Templeton.
Bob adores Templeton. "my son"
Mark: Give me Dogmeat.
ShaCarri: FINE. I really liked them though
And ShaCarri pulls out a pokeball marked "DM" which we assume to mean Dogmeat.
Mark lets them out and a little Rose person pops out.
Cheese Sandwich and Pinkie Pie are planning the reception.
Mark and Truk are going to spar in the castle arena.
Alfie is on cake with his adoptive dad Ollie.
Patrick is on clearing the courtyard because Viktor was slacking on landscaping and embezzling those funds.
He grabs a lawn mower and removes the blade, replacing it with his Sword of Midas he won from a game of Liars Dice.
I do not have the je ne sais quoi to write how fucking good the fight was between Truk and Mark.
Mark is raging,
Truk goes first dealing 46 damage.
Mark: THAT’S THE SPIRIT! *spits out blood*
Mark is using his 3 section staff of the mighty.
Marks first attack is a nat 20 being a 31. It hits
Second attack is 21 it hits.
3rd attack is a 21 it hits.
Truk has 198 health. Mark deals 92 damage in total
Truk: *spits out blood* That’s the spirit.
Mark does a menacing attack. Truk is forced 5 feet back.
Truk laughs “I haven’t felt like this in years” “You’ve never fought anyone like me.”
I ship it.
106 for Truk, 105 for Mark.
It’s a very violent clash.
Patrick: You’re both attractive! We get it! KISS ALREADY.
Bob: I ship it.
Mark parries some of the damage.
Mark is at 52 hp.
Each of Marks attacks hit plus action surge and menacing attack.
6 attacks are done.
2 menacing attacks
Truk: COME ON HIT ME.
74 damage halved.
Truk is at 32 health.
Truk spits out more blood “My turn.”
Both Truk’s attacks hit.
Truk does 67 damage. Mark parries. Mark is not killed.
Mark is at 11 hp.
Truk is at 32.
All three of Mark's attacks hit.
Truk is at 1 hp.
He falls and uses his greatclub to launch himself back up.
And Rose has the perfect song that Truk's player requested
“I’M STILL STANDING AFTER ALL THIS TIME~”
He throws the great club at Mark
17 damage. Halved
Mark is a 2 hp
Truk throws his great sword
Mark parries. He’s still standing.
Truk: *russian* ONLY FISTS. FIGHT ME.
Mark: I UNDERESTIMATED YOU, TRUK. AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.
Truk: I FORGIVE YOU!
And Mark CHARGES at Truk. And he collides with him.
Patrick is concerned since there is just a lung on the muddy ground and Bob just yoinks the lung and goes back to Templeton.
And Truk smiles before falling to the ground, unconscious.
Alfie is like "What the fuck happened" cuz he has cupcakes that way everyone can try some of the cake flavors.
Patrick gives Mark a firm pat on the back making him face plant on the ground.
In Rose's words "That was a better fight scene than I could ever hope to write."
Alfie does a medicine check to heal up Mark, Rene is working on Truk. They are fine-ish now.
Everyone has a cupcake.
Bob summons a brisket for both Mark and Truk.
The feast on the briskets. A friendship lasting a lifetime is made.
There is a mail person with a package for a Truk Albert.
He takes the package and opens it and immediately drops the box with a look of horror on his face.
In the box is Brick's head. His father is dead.
And he can feel the power coming to him and he sobs as he tries to push it away. Desperately trying to push it away.
Thozall killed Brick and Alfie gives him a hug and Mark vows to help avenge Brick's death (oath of vengeance paladin)
Truk stands up upon hearing a voice. Thozall's voice and he shrugs Alfie off of him.
Truk punches Thozall. "That's not a way to great your brother~"
It doesn't hit.
Rayna punches him and it hits doing 70 damage.
He shrugs it off and rotates a ring and says:
"I wish you all unconscious."
And everyone falls asleep.
We wake up hours later.
Thozall took all the cupcakes, and left Brick's head at Truk's feet.
And Bob casts speak with dead.
"What are your three questions?"
"What are Thozall's weaknesses?"
"Thozall has no weaknesses."
"What are his resistances?"
"Thozall is resistant to all magic damage."
Bob is like *cocks shotgun in british* "So he's not immune to gun."
And the last question is for Truk.
Truk: You never said it, and I know it was because you had your own issues. But I need to know. Did you love me, dad?
Brick: I loved you more than the world.
(I started crying writing that)
And Brick's head falls still.
Bonus content:
Truk’s player: I’m a cheap whore.
Bob: You can’t afford me.
Rando: *slides 25 platinum pieces over*
Bob: o.o uh… 25 platinum?
Rando: *nods*
Bob: If I take this, what will I be agreeing to?
Rando: I need you to take someone out.
Bob: Oh, you’re asking me to be an assassin? *pulls out notebook* Name, age, description?
Rando: I need you to take out Big Pete. Night club owner. Terrible to the women he employs
Bob: Oh I hate Big Pete. I worked in that club.
Truk: You’re a stripper?
Bob: Drag Queen. *taking the money* I’d do this for free, but I’m fey and I need payment.
Bob gets 25 platinum pieces to take out Big Pete, a nightclub owner.
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Salam Aleikum, Aleikum Salam
Muchas veces escuché a muchos saludar, “Nsala Malekun” a lo que el otro respondía “Malekun nsala”. Tenía claro que sonaba como un saludo árabe, “Salam Aleikum, Aleikum Salam” cuyo significado es “que la paz esté contigo”.
Siempre me pregunté ¿porqué un saludo árabe en Cuba?...
De la cultura Bantú procede la costumbre del saludo Nsala Malekun, Malekun Nsala y también la práctica del Palo Mayombe y Palo Kimbisa en la Isla. Los orígenes de estas prácticas tienen sus raíces en la cuenca del Congo de África central, en países como Nigeria, Zaire, Angola, Congo, Sambia y Namibia donde se hallan las tribus Bantú y desde donde un gran número de esclavos fueron traídos a Cuba y las Américas. En 1841, se fundó la primera sociedad con personas procedentes de Nigeria y de las tribus Bantú. Esta se llamó Sociedad Abakuá la cuál dio origen a los linajes de Palo Mayombe y Palo Kimbiza. La tradición Kimbiza fue implantada en Cuba por un alto sacerdote que tenía el título de Tata Nganga Nkisi Malongo, su nombre era Andrés Facundo de los Dolores Petit. No solo sacó adelante la primera casa Kimbiza sino que, también, fundó la primera sociedad de blancos en el linaje Abakuá en 1863 justo en la ciudad de Guanabacoa. Le llamaron el Cristo de los Dolores, Mayombara Kimbiza Nuncatesia. Lo marginaron y condenaron por iniciar a los blancos en las tradiciones Abakuá y Kimbiza, acto que fue considerado una ofensa a los mayores de Mayombe. Sus enseñanzas quedaron y se fundaron muchos templos Kimbiza en esa época.
Kimbiza significa “superación”, la fe, la tradición, el respeto a la Madre Naturaleza y a todos sus atributos. Uniendo toda esa sabiduría de los pueblos Congo y Bantú, se forja el conocimiento de esta práctica. El respeto a los ancestros, los antepasados, utilizando las enseñanzas en el día a día, es la base de la iluminación personal. De esta manera puedes ayudar a los demás a encontrase y a su vez salvarlos.
A esta tradición en África no se le llama Palo, se le conoce como Yimbola y la practican los chamanes africanos. En gran parte de esos países, la clase dirigente es musulmana, por eso los rangos y los saludos en estas tradiciones pertenecen a costumbres musulmanas. De ahí “Salam Aleikum, Aleikum Salam”. Es por eso también que los paleros utilizan el saludo. La Kimbisa se mezcla con creencias esotéricas, espiritualismo, catolicismo y regla de Osha (de la cultura Yoruba), a diferencia de la Mayombe que es estrictamente congo y no está sincretizada. Al final, “Salam Aleikum”: “Que la paz sea contigo” invoca una paz profunda, el sosiego, la condensación de la calma en sí misma, el silencio de las mezquitas y de los desiertos. El tiempo detenido, el universo atemporal, la concreción del acontecer. Se recobra entonces el sentido de lo divino y la trascendencia de eso que llamamos “paz”.Los Congos establecieron una relación entre “aleikum” (malekun) y una palabra que para ellos significa manos y “Salam” (Nsala) con movimiento, de alguna manera para ellos significa también “muevo mis manos” y la contestación es “las mueves conmigo”. En Ifá, lo cual es la base del conocimiento de la religión Yoruba osea la biblia practicamente, el saludo aparece en uno de los odu, lo cual es Otura Melli, en un rezo que dice: ”alafia boruku olorun kokoibere abayiki sumajana salamalekun malekunsala angmo seda itana medina akana ibodunosatu omi ina kupa beleyo modun modun lodafun shango kaferefun male”...
Hay otros signos donde aparece la palabra Malekum, Maleku o Maleko. Incluso Changó, uno de los Orishas más significativos de la religión Yoruba, muy importante en la tradicion Afro-Cubana, tuvo un hijo clarividente llamado Malekun (Obara Juani). Es evidente que este saludo está relacionado con la entrada del Islam a la tierra de los Yoruba y de los Bantú a través de los musulmanes que se establecieron en el África Subsahariana en un momento determinado de la historia.Es comprensible entonces que al pasar de unos territorios, lenguas y naciones a otros, “Salam aleikum, Aleikum salam se haya convertido en “Nsala malekum, Malekun salam”, el saludo más común del Palo y parte fundamental de sus ceremonias.
NO HAY RELIGION MALA SINO MALOS RELIGIOSOS
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