FEFERI: WAIT OK T)(IS IS MY B-EST ON---E.
FEFERI: Okay so I used to )(ave t)(is beta fis)( named Leonard Co)(en w)(o lived in a bowl on my desk. )(e was t)(e only pet I )(ad as an adult.
FEFERI: I switc)(ed jobs and took )(im wit)( me and t)(en like a mont)( into my new job )(e died, and I M-ELT----ED DOWN. I was like super attac)(ed to t)(is fis)( and it was like a w)(ole t)(ing.
FEFERI: So my reely nice coworkers were like,
ARADIA: "d0 y0u want t0 have a funeral f0r the fish"
FEFERI: And I said yes, all sobbing and sniffling like a s)(ipwreck.
FEFERI: So we all trooped into t)(e bat)(room and we crammed into t)(e )(andicapped stall and my coworker gently dumped t)(e fis)( in t)(e toilet and was like,
ARADIA: "w0uld y0u like me t0 say a few w0rds"
FEFERI: And I said yes, and s)(e was like,
ARADIA: "here lies le0nard cohen. he was a g00d fish wh0 br0ught j0y int0 a l0t 0f lives"
FEFERI: So I'm sobbing into my coworkers' s)(oulders as all of t)(em go around in a circle and one by one t)(ey eac)( say somefin nice about my dead fis)(. And t)(en suddenly we )(ear a voice from t)(e next stall go,
KARKAT: "WHAT THE *FUCK* IS GOING ON????"
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Do you have any j/p fic recs??? I’ve read all your AMAZING stuff and I’m now obsessed.
Ahhh that's so kind of you, thank you!! & I'm so happy you've found J/P! Welcome to the fambam.
Starting with the dawn of time: you could wayback machine Jupiter Station to see where it all began.
I rec'd this a little bit ago but I'll do it again here: Absumption by drsquidlove
Then you can start with @missparker's The Long Away Mission, and then all the rest of her J/P fic (like take it easy baby, make it last all night !)
and @curator-on-ao3's Fly Me to the Moon, and then all the rest of her J/P fic (like this one she wrote for meee)
and @mia-cooper's Kinetic Friction, though incomplete, deserves a mention (I've read it twice through)
and Sleepover by Syrena_of_the_lake
and a fantastic newcomer, there is water (at the bottom of the ocean) by @cicaklah
Oh, and a couple of posts you can't find on AO3: a prompt from missparker; and a prompt from @curator-on-ao3 for me which she basically wrote and then I was like, yep, cosigned.
There are so many other amazing fics that I'm leaving out, so I hope others will chime in with their faves. ♡
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wowwie oh boy women are hot
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Tarot (2024)
This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.
Tarot has several sudden and unpredictable scenes of severe flickering lights, each of which precedes an act of violence. The opening scene is lit by a campfire, and there are close-ups of the flickering flames.
All of the camera work in this film is either stationary or very smooth.
Flashing Lights: 10/10. Motion Sickness: 1/10.
TRIGGER WARNING: There are gory sound effects in this movie. A backstory artistically depicts a death by suicide.
Video ID: Admin Brandon's review and evaluation of Tarot
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What Leonard Cohen album is this?!?
Ishtar (Elaine May, 1987)
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