#Moni rants

[finalfantasyx]

If Cleon ever got married, it would be a la Pirates of the Caribbean--like they'd just be in the middle of fighting off a horde of zombies and Claire will be like, "You wanted to get married, right???" and poor Leon will just be over here gunning down the five zombies around him going ??? while Jill rolls her eyes, says, "FINALLY" and starts officiating and killing the zombies in her way.

They'd probably head to the courthouse right after for their marriage license, tell the courthouse clerk to have a nice life and then head right back out to save the world from bio-terrorism

[thatgirlfluxwoman]

BIG MASSIVE FUCKING BUTTONBLOSSOM RANT. TW: REALLY LONG ASS POST/RANT.

I KNOW I HAVE NOT BEEN ONLINE AND ALL THAT SHIT AND I APOLOGIZE BUT- THE NEW EPISODE. BUTTONBLOSSOM EPISODE. HOW'S POMNI? OH POOR POMNI? POMNI ARE YOU OK? POMNI LOOK !! POMNI POMNI POMNI POMNI POMNI !!!O JRC$IPXH IP#HINPTG ALL RAGATHA CARED ABOUT WAS POMNI !!!!! SOLELY JUST POMNI. SHE DID NOT GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT ANYBODY ELSE. RAGATHA ONLY CARED ABOUT POMNI. POMNI POMNI POMNI POMNI !!! THIS MF- THIS BITCH GETS STABBED !!!! AND ALL SHE CARES ABOUT IS POMNI. POMNI. SHE DOES NOT GIVE TWO FUCKS ABOUT HERSELF. SHE SOLELY CARES AZBOUT POMNI. ONLY POMNI. RAGATHA IS IN LOVE WITH POMNI. THE WHOLE FUCKING EPISODE. She. The whole episode. To sum the whole TADC episode two. RAGATHA IS GAY. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. ALSO ALOS. Another thing I noticed. She DOUBTS that pomni likes her. Do you know what that convays? SHE LIKES POMNI. A LOT. BECAUSE- ONLY PEOPLE WHO LIKE A CERTIAN PERSON A LOT- They DOUBT. That person likes them. WHY ELSE?? WHJY ELSE WOULD SHE DOUBT THAT?!?!?? LOOK. First like 5 mins. Already checking up on pomni. SHE ONLY CARES ABOUT POMNI. INVITES POMNI TO THINGS, CARES ABOUT HER, CHECKS UP- PRjirhtbICPL KR OTJ O List of caring things that she did. From beginning to end. First thing in the morning, Checks up on POMNI. WAITS FOR HER TO WAKE UP. MAKING SURE SHE HAS GOOD MORNING. Second, ONLY INGANGIN WITH POMNI. Mainly talking with pomni. Only pomni. THREE. CARES AND WHINES ABOUT POMNI NTHE WHOLE EPISODE. WORRIED ABOUT POMNI. CHECKS UP ON POMNI. HYPES UP POMNI !! Just ONLY CARING ABOUT POMNI'S COMFORT. SH- ONLY POMNI. It was pomni the whole episode. SHE GOT STABBED. AND SHE WAS WORRYING ABOUT POMNI. LIKE THIS IS HOW IT WENT. *Gets stabbed and crashes the vehicle.* "Poor Pomni ,," P-POMNI ?!!??!? GIRLY I WAS CRYING AND WORRIED FOR YOU AND YOU ONLY CARED ABOUT POMNI !!!!!!!! EVEN JAX POINTED IT OUT !!!! JAX KNOWS. JAX KNOWS. RIHPTUVIHH%CT HTH UU$OH IT'S CANON I SWEAR. IT'S AT LEAST ONE SIDED. RAGATHA- SHE LIKES POMNI. THERE IS NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT. THER- NOTHING. NO EVIDENCE IN THAT EPISODE- YOU CAN'T FIND A SMIDGE. WHERE SHE DOESN'T CARE. IT'S NON EXCISTNT. IF YOU DARE TELL ME THAT RAGATHA DOEN;T EXTREMELY CARE ABOUT POMNI. YOU ARE GASLIGHTING YOUR SELF/. THE WHOLE FUCKING EPISODE !!!!!!!! Buttonblossom fandom? Eat up.

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

an intro~

hiii~ i'm monica, or just moni, and im a lover of all cuuuute things and magical girls! i am at present a minor (17). id love to have friends here but im quite shy~ haahaa. i occasionally make edits but usually i just reblog www!!

sideblogs:

@yanderemonica for yansim!

@bloodlustfantasia is my yanblr/vent.

[running-with-kn1ves]

If you did end up buying stardew, plz download some of the yandere mods and give us ur thoughts

loved that new edira scenario btw 💝

THATS A THING???? oh buddy... you have opened a dangerous gateway!! I heard that after you get married the interactions aren't nearly as rewarding or often but hearing this lil perk I am THOROUGHLY intrigued. (OH and thanks! It was so angsty but I am in love with bath scenarios so I just had to do an edgy one with edira >:DD)

[telltaleanatomicalheart]

since i started star wars at like 14, i didn’t really get the full political implications or just the innate tragedy of it. it’s not supposed to be a happy story but there’s supposed to be hope. i always thought anakin wasn’t to blame going to the dark like maybe if he had a different master or wasn’t groomed by palpatine but in reality he was a grown ass man with full jedi training that chose to get married (“in secret” bc i swear everyone knew they was fuckin, they just didn’t want to banish him bc they saw him as the chosen one) and chose to kill younglings and massacre an entire people and kill another jedi and turn to the dark side. even if he had really strong emotions and felt things on an insanely intense level bc of midichlorians or whatever he still had full fledged jedi training to be able to control that and yeah the jedi temple was so corrupt in the way they were just cops with telekinetic abilities and fake buddhists but like HES GROWN. no matter what he experienced it was his choice. he was weak and he chose the dark side. so he is not babygirl. he’s hot. but he’s not baby girl. it was over even before he force choked padme cause he killed them kids he said no more jedi too bad so sad.

i never understood padme’s death tho it was kind of a plot hole to me just she just lost the will to live and just died after giving birth like what????even if she is force sensitive (ALLEGEDLY) that’s still crazy. i think it was soley for the anakin-vader plot so that he wouldn’t think of his actions or to maybe (idk if this was on purpose) justify his actions bc he had nothing left.

also sorry if u haven’t watched star wars yet…i recommend release order and clone wars and rebels animated series. forget about the mandalorian and the “ahsoka” show it literally doesn’t matter.

[thunderzizi]

think i got hit with the 2017 tumblr stanley lads

[donaidk]

I can go from thinking my life is absolutely ruined and will never get on the right tracks at 3 am while my dog wakes up and makes me think he's sick again, to joking with friends in the gym living my best life ever at noon only for it to end up with me having an afternoon of horrible thoughts and wanting to quit uni and just leave everything behind and try getting a job that I can only hope wont mean me straving or ending up on the streets...

I'm having a lovely weekend, hope you guys are doing way better 🙃

[kiirous]

I feel like screaming! You now can buy Hiiro's and Rinne's hometown clothes! Look at how cute they are!!!!

They're pretty much only talking about or to each other. They love each other so much.

Look at this! Aren't they cute?! And Rinne is being the brocon he always was.

[lovestryke]

YOU ARE THE KINDEST EVER?? rupert for you now

he feels very appreciated. and i appreciate YOU

[thatgamingkid45]

It’s that time of week again

Dreading work and hoping to high Heaven something happens so you don’t need to go. Or at the very least, you can come home early.

But it never happens.

It’ll be business as usual.

[finalfantasyx]

I just finished episode 39 of A Journey to Love and I am not okay

[mssoapart]

Day 7

Free-day (Out of order and late) Alenoah as Sherlock/Moriarty.

I like it when two characters play mind games and scheming against or with each other.

I didn`t plan to create an AU, but – my rant and bits of literature/character analysis (The Vision). Also, draw concept sketch.

Noah (Detective Sherlock Holmes). I mean, they're both geniuses, introverts who don't care about social opinion and some versions depicted him as being good with dogs. In Victorian England, I totally see Noah opening a detective agency, because you either go working on a plant or you might use your geniuses’ intelligence to solve crimes, like game puzzles, and make monies to pay bills and buy new books because in 1800 many books were expensive and produced in small quantities.

Plus! I might look at this too far, but I think the Sherlock and Watson analogy was implemented in London episode when they strip team Chris just to Noah and Owen for investigation.

Owen (Dr. Watson). Basically in the original books, Watson plays the role of the guy, your typical visual novel MC, well narrator, who has character, but his whole purpose is just to be a witness to detectives doing, asking questions for the audience. This leads to usually representing Watson as either annoyed with Sherlock's antics or (usually in kids' media) naïve but with good intentions because of this simplification, to show his kindhearted nature in cartoons and caricatures he is portrayed as chubby, which is what we need! But all of them did service in the Anglo-Afghan War, even Disney version mentioned it. (Also if you want to do Nowen version of Jhonlock I don`t mind, sure go for it)

Alejandro (professor Moriarty). Do I really need to explain? Both archvillains in their stories. Professor, respected in society for his talent and achievements, wealthy, but behind all of that façade he`s "Napoleon of crime". He doesn’t usually do crimes himself but rather, schemes, orchestrates the events, or provides the plans that will lead to a successful crime, like paying money to a court so that someone can be released from prison.

Heather (Irene Adler). OK, in the original books (all books written not by Arthur Conan Doyle are basically fanfics) her character and Sherlock don`t date (But if you like, it`s fine). She was more like “I know what you are” towards him.  I want to base it more on Warner Bros Sherlock where Irene works with Moriarty, but they also try to get rid of each other. She is also famous for blackmailing royals, If it isn`t most Heather thing I don`t know what is.

Eva (Mrs. Hudson). The landlady. I think it would be funny, she yelling at them to pay their bills in time.

See you next week

[zenbuzenbuzenbu]

ugh ,, im sad haahaa... idk why~ itll go away soon enough. ,,,,,i wish i had more friends

[desiredcaramellatte]

Do you think you could do some crk self aware au stuff?? The tag is painfully dead.. if not feel free to delete lmfao

That aside, during Cookie Odyssey, I was **convinced** that soulstones we're going to come into play somehow, it was like my major theory during ch.2, and nobody could convince me otherwise but it never happened. Giving the soulstones an in lore explanation would've been fricking awesome imo..

Can we get some HCs of the player (or their in game kingdom) basically having a monopoly on soulstones while the cookies are left scratching their heads as to not only how they work, but also how the reader got what is technically a part of their souls.

Write for anyone really, idm that much. I generally like the Creme Republic though-- whether reader is still behind the screen or knows the cookies are self aware is up to you really.

That would be very cool if they actually had a lore explanation :0 I thought the soul jams were soul stones first time I heard about them tbh, they just linked together in my mind, also reader is so real for trading monies for souls

I have never written self aware before so apologies if it sucks-

Anyways enough of my ranting, hcs yes

Self aware cookies & reader

(Who has a soul stone monopoly)

Gingerbrave & friends

Gingerbrave is one of the least confused cookies regarding this, to be honest. Mainly because he doesn't really care enough/doesn't notice to really question it. You gather these little trinkets that make him stronger! Cudos to you from this boy.

Wizard, on the other hand, is confused as hell of this process. Where do these stones come from? Are they truly linked to the Cookie's souls? Does that mean that they are not fully themself and/or complete until they are fully leveled, even if they only materialize with twenty of them?

Wizard just wants to know. He has asked you multiple times over, getting confused by your answers and delving in deeper whenever he can. Exactly WHERE do they come from? He's obsessed with finding out by this point.

Strawberry really doesn't mind. She's a little confused where they come from, but, like Gingerbrave, she doesn't question it too much. She does like to occasionally made theories, but she doesn't really like to share them.

If you're good friends with her she may share some of her theories with you, but none of the wild ones, and only if you ask.

Clotted Cream

WHOLE ASS ENGROSSED. He wants to know everything about the soulstones. Where do they come from? How would one even 'farm' these and how does farming a soul even work?

More specifically, he is trying to find a connection between soulstones and souljam. They do almost the same thing and have very similar names- they're both linked to the soul, and make cookies stronger.

He has spent many restless nights awake thinking about this.

Much like Wizard in that he's harassing you for answers, but he does asks questions more subtly.

Clotted Cream has flipped a few tables (with occasional assistance from Financier) before, mainly when he gets annoyed enough at not having a verifiable answer to this.

Financier

It is what it is. She accepts this. She's got dragged into the theorizing by Clotted Cream.

Chilling, mainly. She doesn't really mind not care. Likely to thank you for doing your best to collect them and to make everyone, including her, stronger.

Black Raisin

Intrigued by the sparkliness of most of these soulstones. Much like a crow, she is attracted to shiny objects. Her crow friends are too.

Black Raisin has a small hoard of soulstones that she's occasionally found, of all different sorts of cookies. The sparkler the soulstone, the likelier she and/or her crows are to snatch and hoard. If the soulstone is just a pretty rock then she'll also hoard those too.

If you really need a soulstone she will likely give one to you. How often and/or how many depends on her connection to you.

She's farming them with you by this point.

Oyster

Yoinks you.

She wants to have conversations about this. She wants to know what they are and where they come from. She will offer you tea and scones while the two of you converse.

When she first found out that her stones are Super Epic, she was very proud of herself.

Probably sends you back with some every time you come visit her.

Captain Caviar

Doesn't believe they exist. They're just rocks. Nothing more.

He will stand by his claim to the death. This WILL be the hill he died on. Captain Caviar does not believe soulstones exist.

Probably has made some propaganda about soulstones being fake. Socks, hats, jackets, you name it, he's likely made it with the words "Soulstones do not exist, numbskull" in big letter on it. Except shirts.

Pure Vanilla

Very much like Oyster. Will likely join in on your conversation time and/or will invite the two of you over for his homemade tea and treats!

Most likely to understand how Soulstones work due to him wielding Souljam, which is the most similar thing to them. Also the fact he has lived for a long time and has gathered many knowledge on the subject.

Probably has a book on the subject somewhere.

He likes to sit and watch the Ferris Wheel Landmark rotate. He likes the motion.

[cyberrose2001]

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[foogadooga]

rant about sams

the sams fandom needs to stop harassing people (rant)

(TW: mentioned abuse, harassment, suicide, murder almost all mentions of horrible things come from the show itself not the fandom)

so to the sams fandom, stop harassing people. it’s not just shadow but I notice it with other things in the fandom. you like old moon? your treated like a monster. you don’t like lunar? why not? you point out suns bad behavior? it’s trauma, get over it.

on top of that the fan creations scare me. particularly the ship. the fact that 9/10 relationships in this fandom are sibling relationships should say why ship them is inappropriate. Lumini? Fine! Monty/moni x earth? Perfectly fine! Canon! Lunar x moon? THEIR BROTHERS! I even saw eclipse x lunar! Like why?? one of the more popular ships in this fandom is Solar x moon, and yeah their not blood related but they still consider each other siblings, and then sun x bloodmoon? Like yes, sun killing bloodmoon and bloodmoon torturing sun and his family? That’s some strong chemistry right there

Speaking of bloodmoon, the bloodmoon fans are out of control Sometimes. I love bloodmoon too, he’s probably my secon favorite character but let’s be realistic. Bloodmoon was dealt a horrid set of cards in life, he was built to hurt people and no one wanted to help, he’s been used and abused by everyone in the show, few are innocent in bloodmoons case. But will he be redeemed? Of course not! He doest’t want help anymore! Maybe before their death they had a shot but not now. hes killed tons of people and makes a game out this, he refuses to get better but the fandom still claims his innocence.

Speaking of characters that can’t do any wrong in the fandoms eyes, sun. He killed a child, gaslite and emotionally abused the old moon until moon thought the only way to make himself better was the die and hope he came back and was good enough, he threatened lunar, he pressured earth into driving and put her in very dangerous situations and probably other stuff, and yet we pass it off as trauma? When does trauma stop making it fine? It sure as hell wasn’t when moon hit sun.

And speaking of moon, the moon haters are crazy. i stand by the fact I prefer old moon, and I stand by the idea that the only reason moon was killed was because moon could do anything and the fandom would hate him for it. Im not excusing the fact moon hit sun during their fight episode, but i feel like the fandom needs to step back and realize sun was ALSO a problem. moon was getting better and was doing everything to get better and I know that doesn’t take it away, but the fandom needs to chill. Moon restraining sun after he killed bloodmoon was 100% acceptable. Sun was a danger to those around him and not listening to reason. the fandom was making all of these things like “how would sun charge, how would sun do this, or that” claims that made them more mad when no one ever said anything about those things.

Ruin too. He gets on my last nerve. I hate the way he treated bloodmoon, and then got redeemed. he was so creepy. I don’t have much to say about him but he makes me so mad.