hey guys what if jeremy did actually destroy his family? what if he was in the wrong? what if he purposefully did something to hurt them? like an angry teenager would do? and maybe they did something to him first. but what if their feelings are valid and they only come off as villains bc it’s from his (obv bias) pov? what if we don’t know anything bc he’s genuinely ashamed of what he did? what if what if what if
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I hope Jean and Jeremy can have a future where they can come back to their shared home and be greeted by a soft and fluffy dog jumping on them and licking their faces and wagging its tail; a dog named Barkbark von Barkenstein.
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Jean watching Les Mis: none of these people are French
lmaoooo Jean’s like “Wolverine is not as hot in this film.” he thinks he stopped having to hear about the french revolution when Kevin left the nest, but Jean faces a new adversary: english-major Jeremy
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CLASSIC LIT MEN RANKED FROM LEAST TO MOST DATABLE (As Decided By A Lesbian)
•DRACULA - crusty old creep, absolutely horrid, ruined the lives of at least eight people, turned one of said people into a vampire and nearly turned another, Hollywood likes to ship him with Mina for reasons that I don’t understand because he ALMOST TURNED HER INTO A VAMPIRE THAT HER FRIENDS AND HUSBAND WOULD HAVE HAD TO KILL.
•DR. MOREAU - it’s been a hot minute since I last read the book, but the fact that he performs vivisections on wild animals to turn them into humans is fucked up on SO many levels.
•ERIK - murderer, stalker, would probably combust if shown any semblance of actual affection.
•CREATURE - made to be pretty but Victor fucked that up somehow, killed 3 people out of revenge, would also combust if shown any sort of real love.
•GRIFFIN - canonically buff & smart, but he’s also an egomaniac & self-admitted ass (there is textual evidence for that latter point) with a god complex who plotted a reign of terror so . . . maybe not the best choice.
•THE TELL-TALE HEART NARRATOR - yeah, he doesn’t need romance. He needs psychological help. Desperately. If murdering an old man because his glass eye creeped you out, hiding his body in the floor, then hallucinating his heart beating during a police interrogation isn’t a red flag, then I don’t know what is.
•JEKYLL/HYDE - on one hand, he’s a middle-aged chemist who represses every desire he has; on the other hand, he’s an Uncanny Valley-flavored criminal who beat a man to death with a cane, so you can’t really win with this one.
•ICHABOD CRANE - he’s not a bad person, and he is well-educated, he’s just less interested in an actual, committed romantic relationship and more interested in the money he’ll inherit from it.
•SHERLOCK HOLMES - he’s in the middle because I actually don’t think he’d make a bad boyfriend—he’d just be oblivious to the efforts of anyone who tried to make a move on him.
•VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN - like Griffin, he also has a god complex, but this twink somehow managed to make Robert Walton fall head-over-heels in love with him two seconds of seeing him freezing to death in the Arctic, so there has to be SOMETHING there.
•THE TIME TRAVELLER - he seems like a really sweet, passionate guy. He’d definitely ramble to you about his time machine. My only qualm is that we hardly see him interact with people (at least, people in this stage of evolution).
•JOHN WATSON - he’s kind, he’s supportive, he’s a badass, he’s canonically good-looking and charming (a feature that Holmes uses to their advantage multiple times in the stories), and he’s a doctor. He’s perfect.
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just saw someone compare jordan’s little stumbly walk to marie right before cate tried to brainwash them to mr. darcy’s walk up the hill at dawn and i…guys i just need a minute
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So no one was gonna tell me that Moreau's actor also played an absolute manwhore of a doctor on ER?
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Mr Quinn / the unnamed shooter from the morning after job, 2k. Rated Mature for non-explicit sex.
It's not that it's been a while. It has, but Quinn's used to that, to finding rest and recreation between jobs or not at all, to going months without touching another human except to hurt them. It's not that. It's a little bit that the hitter's warning shot grazed his ear and nothing more.
There’s nothing soft about him - not his expression, not his sharp, neat nose, not the several days’ growth of stubble, not his eyes. Dark eyes. His hair, though - Quinn wouldn’t mind touching that.
Some angst in this one, and nothing dire, but this isn't as soft as my usual fics. A clip of the unnamed shooter can be found here.
This isn't a quinneliot fic except that it very much is. I'm posting it with my name attached only because I've been assured it doesn't shame my ancestors. Enjoy!
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