#My dumbassery

[thecryptidart1st]

i clowned too hard; now i have to update the self doodle

[tommy-kinard-is-a-beast-kitty]

Hi! Hello! My idiotic south indian ass has just realised that the name Gerrard, as in Captain Gerrard has 3 R's. I would like to formally apologize to everyone I have made cringe today.

[flowercrown-bard]

tfw you forget how old you are so you look at your tumblr bio but you forgot to update it

[seraph-sar]

So. I got a Switch earlier this year, and finally decided to buy Kingdom Hearts for it, even though it's the crappy cloud version, because I wanna play the games for myself.

And I've heard about how the Ansem bossfight can be a pain in the ass and stuff like that. But I didn't think that the race against Riku on the Destiny Islands would be what's going to best me.

And yet I spend 20 minutes failing to jump over to that damn star, laughing hysterically all the while, because "Why doesn't Sora jump farther?!"

Only to realize that his jumps get longer when you hold the jump button.

I wasn't even mad, I was just laughing tears because that whole situation was just so dumb.

God, this is going to be a trip and I'm so here for it

[spursdontplaybasketball]

I’m literally so Spurs-brained I saw the word “pay” in an ad and thought it said coys

[nerd-at-sea5]

i dropped into my knees yesterday at a party as a joke to mess w a friend. and OH MY GOD i am so bruised wtf

IN THE MOMENT IT DIDNT HURT THAT MUCH???

[the-haunted-blog]

Guess who just checked tumblr casually on a whim and found out they had been reblogging stuff to the wrong blog for god knows how many hours?

ME

I kind of goofed up...

[here-but-forgotten]

being gently loved and desired feels like it would be very swag money

[snarkyship]

when Arthur is the reasonable one

[lakituus]

what if

[silentlydying]

Okay so.....all of my family members are out. And I don't have school today. That means I get to have this whoooole day (until 3:00 pm) to myself today. Its currently 9:38 am. I've decided that today is just a 'me time' for me. I am going to do whatever I want. But I am having a bit of a problem because I don't really know what to do because I'm basically supposed to do 'nothing' and thats odd for me. I always do something. Like even if I procrastinate, I keep in mind that I will watch this episode from this show while ignoring my homework. But I am not doing anything like that right now. So this is awkward. So far I've listened to music,watched some tiktoks. I think I have completely forgotten how to do 'nothing' Oh and I attempted to make noodles but it turned out to be extra spicy and extra salty so now it rests in the trashbin along with all the dishes I have to wash now :D great way to start the day!!!! I think I'm going to throw up. The noodles was bad. really bad.

11/1/2022

[thearoacemess]

I just had the time to open my phone properly and WHAT DO I SEE? THE GO CREW IS CAUSING CHAOS AGAIN. This time it's Rob Wilkins with "Do it again".

ANYWAY DO YOU GUYS SEE THAT THIS SCENE IS A THOUSAND TIMES WORSE NOW

HE WAS TRYING TO RECRATE THE FEELING OF CROWLY'S LIPS. His "I forgive you" meant "Do it again I'm trying to understand what is happening". But Crowly didn't know that and stormed away taking it at face value. He wanted to try it again but now he can't! SO HE WAS KISSING HIS HAND AND POSITIONING HIS LIPS THE VERY SAME WAY.

PLEASE LET THE MIDDLE-AGED IDIOTS COMMUNICATE FOR ONCE MY HEART IS ALREADY FINE AS DUST

tagging @fellshish cause I need someone to suffer with me and you're the very first one that comes to mind

[spursdontplaybasketball]

I need more sleep. This morning before the match started I looked at the starting 11 and read it the wrong way (up and down vs. side to side) and wondered why the hell they had Sessegnon as striker!

In my defense, I did only get home from work around 3 am last night. Was supposed to be headed out by 11 pm but wasn’t able to leave til 2:20 am.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

Me approaching a random lesbian couple: so uh, which one of you is the dark religious fanatic and which is the brawny two-handed weapon fighter?

[sparklingoctopus]

The obligatory post