#NOBODY is doing it like him goddd

[rosalinesurvived]

ASFJFSFJ when irl the average age of being a US-vietnam soldier was 19/22 then you have Griffin “born in 1957, in Vietnam in 1973 at earliest” Callenreese being SIXTEEN at that point of time, a literal baby shipped to the other side of the world either alongside other babies (Max) or with other adults all just for the sake of getting money to raise Ash n giving him a good life which was never even possible bc of horrible things outside your circumstances so all of your mental trauma at best was for nothing and at worst open the gateways for even more terror… rip Griffin Callrenreese you could never be truly acknowledged

[plasterhound]

Should've realized something was up when my favorite character was albedo frkm genshin impact

[valeffelees]

mfw a take about the mage is so canonically wrong it makes my ears ring but i can't say anything bc fandom is a sandbox where everyone is allowed to build their own castle

[nereidprinc3ss]

early seasons spencer and bau reader undercover at a club and it’s just like. he is so flustered but also weirdly confident and do with this what you will

in which spencer reid and BAU fem!reader have to pose as a couple at a club. she's more than a little flirty. the conversation actually gets quite suggestive. he's cute when he gets flustered.

warnings/tags: discussions of sex, reader wears a tight dress and makeup and heels, discussions of blushing but r's skin color is not implied to be light, i just needed a reason to talk about sex flush LOL, if u don't visibly blush this will still read fine

a/n: I LOVE EARLY SEASONS SPENCER X FLIRTY READER OH MY GODDD thank you for this request angel from heaven I hope you all like this as much as I do teehee

The bass buzzes through the floor and vibrates your teeth. House music has never really been your thing. Neither have tight dresses and high heels while on the job—but you’re willing to objectify yourself just a little if it will lure yet another loser who likes to chop up young couples into the awaiting arms of the American correctional system. 

Or to the wrong end of Emily's Glock. Whatever comes first.  

You scan the club—it’s not your usual scene, and you can only imagine how Dr. Reid is faring. As far as you can tell this is essentially his nightmare. It’s sensory overload central even for you. 

Your eyes catch on him at the bar, tucked away from the writhing crowd. He’s standing near the end, one arm resting on the surface while the other hand is jammed in his pocket. He seems completely unaware of the several women circling closer and closer. The whole earnest and dorky but still handsome thing seems to work well for him. Or, it would, if he had any interest in utilizing it. He’s dressed a little sharper than usual—no doubt styled by Morgan and Prentiss. Hell, the earnest dorkiness and the well fitted dark suit is working for you if nobody else. 

Sometimes he just looks… edible. 

And self-discipline doesn't always come naturally to you. 

“Doctor,” you purr in greeting, grazing the forearm propped up on the bar with white-tipped nails as you insert yourself in front of him. His fingers twitch under your light touch. 

Spencer doesn’t even try to hide the way his eyes sink down your frame, sticking to every highlighted curve like you’re dripping honey. Or maybe he just doesn’t realize that you can see that’s what he’s doing. 

“Hi. You look nice.”

“Aw,” you smile, dulling the salacious edge to your voice, “you didn’t have to say that. Someone’s improvising.”

“I meant it. That dress looks nice on you,” he says, simply, and you hate his specific brand of charm because it’s not intentional. It’s not something he puts on. It comes out of nowhere and always knocks you on your ass when it hits—even in the smallest doses. His eyes narrow and he leans closer. You can feel the energy rippling around him like a force field as he examines you. “You’re wearing more makeup than you normally do.”

“Do you like it? Penelope ordered the wrong shade of blush and gave it to me. Supposedly it’s meant to make me look like I just had an orgasm. I don’t know if I believe it.”

Much to your disappointment, Spencer leans back, scanning the crowd for your target and speaking as if he’s only half-interested. 

“That’s not what you would look like. Sex flush deepens the color of your entire face and chest, not just your cheeks.”

Your brows knit as you contend with unwelcome butterflies. 

“Buy me a drink before you start telling me what I’ll look like after I orgasm.”

That catches his attention, and his suddenly wide eyes snap to you. If he had a drink, he’d be choking on it. 

“I wasn’t—it was a general you, I’d never—that would be inappropriate. It was. It was inappropriate. Sorry. I’m sorry.”

You lean with your back to the bar, elbows propped on black granite, and swing your hair over your shoulder. Spencer’s eyes dart back down to your décolletage and then up to the ceiling like he regrets being born. You smile wickedly. Much better. This is the way God intended for you to interact with Spencer Reid. 

“I’ll consider forgiving you. And I don’t blush. Not when I orgasm, not ever.”

Admittedly, you just want to milk the whole talking about you orgasming thing to see how pink you can make him. It’s not often you’re gifted with an opportunity to be so candid about your sexuality or flirt this unabashedly. But you are supposed to be posing as a couple. Maybe you’re just feeling extra in character. 

Instead of stumbling over his words some more, Spencer smiles with a degree of bemusement like he’s caught you in a white lie. 

His smile is so nice. His teeth are perfect, and his lips—

“Yes you do.”

Always so convinced he’s right, this one. 

It’s annoying. And kind of hot. 

“Uh, I promise you I do not.”

“Everyone blushes. It's a sympathetic nervous system activation response wherein blood rushes to your face. Your blood vessels dilate when you get flustered or anxious. Your face gets hot and your undertone changes.”

You raise your brows. If you didn’t know any better, you’d think he was challenging you. 

“Yeah? Wanna bet?”

“Actually, no,” he mutters, losing any bravado and casting his eyes downward subserviently. “You have a habit of proving me wrong.”

“That’s right,” you gloat, smiling wide. Someone bumps into you, and you turn around, highly unprofessional insult locked and loaded—but it’s just a drunk girl who apologizes and stumbles off. The encounter does, however, remind you that you’re supposed to be finding a killer. “Do you think this is the best positioning? He might not be able to find us way over here.”

“You think we should move?”

You look back at him and nod, holding your hand out. He looks at it uncertainly. You waggle your fingers and infuse your words with sugar. 

“Oh, come on. I don’t want to lose you. And we’re supposed to look like a couple, remember?”

Gingerly he accepts your hand. His is bigger than you’d have thought. Not nearly as freezing as your own perpetually are. It occurs to you as you grab his hand that his bone structure really is bigger than yours. He’s… tall. He is, at the end of the day, a real life adult man. His presence is palpable behind you and you enjoy the weight of his hand in yours as you tug him through the crowd, perhaps not taking the most direct route through the throng just so you can savor being able to touch him like this for a little longer. 

Miraculously you spot an empty booth and slide into it. It’s a deep alcove, shadowy and secluded at the back. That’s where you settle, against black vinyl, and where you wave at Spencer to join you. 

He lingers at the edge of the table, glancing around at the groups of dancing and drinking young adults. 

“I don’t know. Can you even see the dance floor from back there?”

“Part of it. But I’m sure he’ll be looking in the booths for couples. He’ll come to us.”

Spencer faces you again and sighs ruefully, a begrudging smirk playing at his lips as he slides into the booth and joins you against the back wall. His side is warm against yours. He smells nice. Clean. Almost herbal, like patchouli or vetiver. 

“What? You really hate sitting next to me that much?”

Spencer’s lips part wryly before he speaks, like he almost thought better of it but decided to anyway. 

“I think you just wanted a reason to get me alone and secluded so you can finally accost me.”

Your knees bump. You lean into it. 

“Accost you? That seems harsh,” you pout, leaning toward him clandestinely to undo his top button.

“I don’t see how. You are literally trying to take my clothing off as we speak.”

“I’m just increasing your sex appeal. It’ll be good, trust me. Maybe you’ll even end up taking one of those girls from the bar home. Or—back to the hotel, I should say.”

Spencer covers your fussy hands with his own sweetly, like he can sense the true jealousy simmering underneath the sarcasm, and places them in your lap. The touch lingers.

“Are you always like this?” He murmurs, voice lower than you can recall ever hearing it and twisted into the shape of a smile. 

“Only with you, Dr. Reid. Speaking of, how about you? Do you flirt with many other FBI agents on official business?”

“Just the one. She’s kind of a full-time job.”

“Shut up. I’m basically your babysitter. If anything, I should be paid extra for dealing with you.”

“Attempting to seduce your charge seems like a bad business model. There are definitely some ethical issues there.”

His hands still rest on yours. You lace your fingers with his and speak sweetly, meeting his eyes best you can in the dark. 

“I wasn’t aware I was seducing you. Do you feel seduced?”

He’s the first to look away after a few seconds pass—pulls your hands apart gently, politely arranging them back on your lap. 

“I think you’re incorrigible and a terrible influence. In all honesty, you terrify me and more often than not I walk away from our interactions a little confused.”

You clap a hand to your heart, the bare skin revealed by your low cut dress warm under your fingers. 

“Spencer… that kind of turned me on.”

He just looks at you for a moment, a hint of a smile on his pretty face, long enough to make you feel a bit nervous. 

Then he’s leaning forward, and unconsciously so are you, almost forgetting to breath when you’re practically pressed against him in this booth and he’s whispering so low and sweet into your ear. 

“He’s watching us. Right across the floor, next to the girl in the blue dress. White button up and a leather jacket.” His hand slides over yours, fingers skimming your collarbone in the process as he interlocks your grasp once more. “Keep your hand right here and lean closer. We need to maintain his interest.”

“I don’t think I can lean any closer,” you breathe, hoping it doesn’t register as nervous as it really is. You’re supposed to be the confident one who teases him. “But if you want me to sit on your lap, just ask. I won’t say no.”

He chuckles, too loud to be amorous. It’s clearly genuine. It sounds like the way his reddened cheeks always look. It almost does more for you than the bedroom voice.

“You… you are beyond help. I don’t think you could be appropriate if your life depended on it.”

Slowly you pull back so you can look into his eyes—much closer than you normally have an excuse to. They dart wildly over your face, partially obscured by the dark which cuts shadows deep into the dramatic hollows of his bone structure. He really is so pretty. 

You glance toward the man, who’s pretending not to watch you. When you focus your attention back on Spencer, sliding your hand up the curve of his jaw, you find yourself making a dangerous wish. You find yourself wishing that you didn’t have an audience. That this wasn’t all for show. That neither of you had earpieces in.

His pulse hammers under your little finger, and his lips part slightly as he doesn’t have the wherewithal to not glance at yours. He’s so unaware of how obvious he’s being. It’s cute. 

You run the tips of your fingers through the hair in front of his ear, the one sans bluetooth, pushing it back, before leaning in close once more to whisper. 

“Good thing we’re not going for appropriate. Actually—your hands could stand to wander a little more, Dr. Reid. Let me know if you need me to tell you where to put them.”

[dontcryskxawng]

nerdjo nerdjo nerdjo

a/n: late to the nerdjo train but i still wanna talk about this blue eyed princess, so shush! summary: you're a mean college girl who's personal "celebrity" around campus is satoru gojo. while you're making jokes with your friends in the gender neutral bathroom, who would have thought that chanting "nerdjo nerdjo nerdjo" like you're summoning bloody mary would have left you in a sticky situation

content warnings: virgin!satoru, mean!reader, dry humping, make out session, premature ejaculation, awkward sex stuff.

the smacking of sticky, lipgloss covered lips is the only sound in the gender neutral bathroom on the second floor of the physics building at jujutsu university. you, some girls who you only talk to because they're almost as hot as you — don't ask, it's complicated — and the background humming of the central ac vent in the top lefthand corner of the ceiling.

just as one of the more airheaded ones was about to start up another round of shallow, pointless gossip, a knock sounded on the door.

"uh… um, is anyone in–" "yeah…" a scoff escaped your blonde friend's overfilled lips.

"can't you see the fucking occupied sign, weirdo? somebody's in here." you pipe up, egged on by the fact that when you're with these other bitches, you're practically untouchable.

silence from the other end reassures you of that.

a beat passes before: "hey, i saw your little boyfriend after my third class."

you roll your eyes so hard they might fall out. "he's not my fucking boyfriend. shut up, girl you know you skip your third class to fuck that one prof–"

"oh my god, don't get all blushy. nerdjo is kinda cute if you squint, and maybe throw up in your mouth cuz he's not cute at all…" the other blonde snickers.

nerdjo. that stupid name. all because you had a crush on the resident physics nerd of the school, your friends had started to ditch you until you publicly made fun of him. you spilled milk down his shirt, by accident. mispronounced his name when he cheerily introduced himself to you. nobody really even asked him for his name, so he was excited when you wanted to be "friends". he looked oh, so pathetic when you said "huh? your name is gojo? i thought it was pronounced 'i'm a nineteen year old virgin who doesn't bother washing his glasses'. don't ever think I'd wanna hang out with you, nerdjo."

your heart was beating so fast, you didn't even want to do that. when you saw the jut of his bottom lip through his teeth, the pink of his ears brushing down his cheekbones and collarbones, you just wanted to put your hand down your panties and–

"Y/N, are you deaf or something?! god, you're such a bimbo." snapped you out of your internal monologue.

"ugh… what do you even want?"

"what? were you gazing into the mirror like nerdjo was gonna pop out and getcha?"

more giggles at a higher pitch than dogs could hear.

"w-what? no, fuck off."

"yeah, right. how does that thing go again? like in the mirror?"

"what, like bloody mary?"

"like gojo mary! oops.. i meant nerdjo mary."

"you're so stupid." you laugh, but only you know it's not a real one. "that's so dumb, it doesn't even make–"

"oh my goddd it would be so fun, we totally should!"

"yeahhh!" "totally! omg!"

and that is how you ended up in a semi-circle huddled up by the bathroom mirror, hands clutched with the other girls, who's nails may or may not have scraped you in the process.

"fuck, this is so dumb…" "oh my god, y/n just do it! it's funny…"

with a deep breath, you murmured the first "nerdjo" and those dumb bitches you were friends with screamed the rest for you between giggles.

"NERDJO! NERDJO! NERDJO!"

dumb snickers pass until the stupid person who was outside pushes the door open, because obviously it doesn't lock. obviously.

the blood drains from your face, and shame builds in your gut when a familiar snow-white mop of hair pushes through the door. was he here the whole time? fuck.

that shut your friends up, and they scampered out past him, shoulders brushing up against him in a scuffle as they filtered out. they left you. alone, with him.

you remembered your mouth was agape and you shut it, blinking away from his icy blue gaze. he was still there. awkward as ever.

"uh, i just heard my name and i…"

"it's not even your name, gojo."

"oh, so it's gojo now?" a boyish laugh manages to pass his pink lips as he adjusts his glasses.

"did you wanna use the bathroom or not, weirdo?" you scoffed, hastily snatching up your phone from the counter so you could evade past him like the rest of your clique.

"well, i heard… i heard your voice and i thought…"

"thought what?! i already told you–"

"i know… i'm sorry, okay?"

a beat passed.

that same look. his lip was jutted out slightly in a tiny pout. his ears were red. his eyes were darting between your eyes and your lips. what the fuck was he trying to do to you?

you felt heat build in your lower tummy, more guiltily this time. and before you could think properly, you blurted out:

"sorry for saying all that."

his eyes widened a fraction as he blinked rapidly at you.

before he could say something even more heartwracking, you did the most stupid thing of your life. you hesitantly stepped toward him, your leg slotted between his parted knees as you put your hand on his collar, scruffing it. "uh, w-what-" the wet smack of your lips on his shut him right up.

what shocked you even further is that his lips trembled against yours and he squeaked. audibly. sensing you may have made a mistake you go to pull back but his shaky hands grasp your shoulders as his wispy white lashes flutter downwards.

he "kisses" you back. by kissing, he's just licking against your lips, his breathing heavy. your lips part as you take the lead, brushing your tongue against his. his breath hitches. you couldn't be any more turned on, and you were guessing he felt the same because you felt something hard and hot up against your thigh through his stained grey sweatpants.

pressing your body more against his, you slid your hands up into his hair. your fingers and nails brushed over the nape of his neck as your mouth pressed against his, lips moving slowly. you could feel the goosebumps on his skin, and he could feel the hard pebbling of your nipples through your thin crop top.

he was practically humping you, like a puppy. you didn't even know he liked you back. he didn't even know what he was doing until he felt your fingers cup over his prominent bulge. he gasped into your mouth, hips stuttering as he looked down at your hand and back up into your eyes.

a low whine escaped his lips as you squeezed slightly, and before you could whisper something seductive and sexy, he stammered out,

"i-i haven't... i've n-never..."

you blinked. he blinked. he flushed bright red and tried to pull back but you caught him, murmuring a reassuring, "it's fine..." although his face was already set to pure blush.

"do you wanna...?" your open ended question knocked some sense back into him. nodding like a dashboard bobblehead, he sloppily kissed you again. he twitched when your pinky finger breached his sweatpants, and then his digimon themed boxers that he so regretted wearing today.

your fingers grazed the leaking head of his veiny cock. you could tell it was pink, and you smeared your thumb over the mushroom tip, collecting pre as you tongued down his mouth. satoru tense up, his broad shoulders wracking as his brain confused pulling and pushing you away.

your lip stung as he bit down on it to muffle the inevitable girlish squeal of a moan tumbling out from his whimpery lips as his cock twitched once, twice and then sprayed hot cum into your palm. you could not believe it. breathing heavily, his face just in front of your face, he had such a lewd expression before his senses caught up to him. then, he looked mortified.

and you? you felt like the baddest bitch on the block.

[goldsainz]

CANDY — one shot.

pairing: mick schumacher x reader

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[hotvintagepoll]

Will Scarlett has lost his temporary lead in the Hot Medieval and Fantasy Man Melee, so I'm back with screenshots to prove my point that Will is the Hottest Boy in the Land. I normally avoid these types of long posts but I will do anything for my Slutty Merry Boy, so buckle in.

To introduce Will Scarlett—oh by the way here's the link to his whole movie—I think it's important context to know that when we first meet him, Robin is saving a man's life and Scarlett is staring at nothing in particular. His head is empty of thoughts. He looks this way the entire scene. I'm not sure he blinks.

As soon as the danger is over (a danger he did absolutely nothing to help with) he has a chuckle with Robin! Sunshine and laughter and roses!

The next time we see him (which is soon, because this movie loves Will Scarlett too), he is bitching because Robin had them sleep in the woods (???) and he got stabbed in the back by some acorns.

Here he is falling over a log.

Here he is getting smacked with a branch.

HERE HE IS AFTER GETTING SMACKED BY THE BRANCH.

He serves cunt continuously through the entire Little John sequence, and we don't have time for all of my screenshots, so just a quick smattering:

Here he is being hot and unsupportive when Robin decides to fight the biggest guy he's ever seen. (Scarlett literally says "your skull not mine" and then just stands there.)

Here he is getting in Robin's way.

Here he is, picking the hottest pose possible so he can be the bard and play little showtunes while Robin gets his ass kicked.

Oh my goddd fuck me.

Worth mentioning that Little John does loudly identify Will Scarlett as "a pretty fellow" and nobody contradicts this. In a world where all of Robin's men have one personality trait (big, friar, or tiny), Will Scarlett's is Slut.

Once we get out of the Will's Musical Singalong chapter and Robin goes in disguise to the archery contest, Scarlett does too, except whoever told him he couldn't wear his normal Versace didn't tell him what normal people wear because he shows up looking like this.

Absolutely nobody else in the crowd looks like that. That's just what he thinks the Normies are doing.

With Robin captured, you'd think it's time for Will Scarlett to contribute something. Unfortunately he is constitutionally incapable of not serving cunt at all times to the exclusion of all else, so Maid Marian thinks of the plot while he stands by looking really hot.

Here he is serving cunt as a monk. Jesus Christ.

HERE he actually does something during the climatic battle! I had forgotten but he does swing his sword around a little bit. He doesn't actually look hot while doing this which explains why he has never done it before.

i saved this screenshot with the caption "the beatles" and i'm not wrong.

here he is doing new things with blood eyeliner. very brat.

SUCH A SERVE THERE IN THE BACKGROUND AND FOR WHAT

in conclusion, Will Scarlett is a hot hot man who is clever (by his own estimation, never proven within the story) and extremely hot (by everyone else's estimation, proven twenty-seven thousand times over). He serves several different looks in the movie, all of them incredible, and is apparently brought along by Robin just for his charming good looks and lack of thoughts because he's certainly not good at anything else. He is the hero to all of us who want to hang out in this movie but not actually work out or hold a weapon, and the bard that every Sherwood story deserves. Vote Will Scarlett, my legend, my icon, my idiot.

@medievalandfantasymelee

[midnight--sadness]

you don't understand 👁️👁️ in 2021 literally nobody was sharing my visions of season 1 gihun getting backshots on backshots, like yeah it was here and there and the fandom was pretty small too but now? i am getting fed.

i looked upon fluffy haired gihun once and wanted him to be utterly ruined and destroyed, overstimulated, panting, whining, whimpering, begging, sobbing, gasping, moaning. so breedable and for what?

the thought of inho already getting his hands on that sweet sunshine of a man and doing whatever he wants with him is so... 🫠 you know inho took him away from the games then into a private room and ordered him to arch his back the same way he did in the dalgona game. gihun sucking on inho's 🍆 while looking up with his big bambi eyes. he's just too cute not to make a mess out of. cutie little pet listens so well and does as he's told. imagine him finally being able to take a breather after deepthroating inho, saliva connecting to his mouth, innocent eyes blinking back tears, lips swollen, blushing furiously, hair sticking to his face. inho is patting his head, caressing his hair, peppering his face with small kisses calling him a good boy 😌 what a good little kitty

anon, they hated jesus for telling the truth too!!! u were a prophet and everyone around you was blind 😌 you aren't alone now! 🙏

THANK YOU FOR LEAVING A THREE COURSE MEAL ON MY INBOX OH MY GODDD 😩😩😩😩

inho would ruin s1 gihun nijdncvjjfj i actually can't think abt them for too long or i go crazy 😖 i need inho to bend that whimsical man over and fuck any happiness out of him...

[kibblemode]

I know like nothing about any of ur ocs or works so, could you sum up telling me about whichever you want so I can ask more questions in person? Please feel free to make the ask as long as possible!

stares autistically...YAYU..galaxy quest is my Main ocverse bc its almost 11 yrs old now and its just been a default in my mind since i was 11-12ish but capitalist creepshow is a close 2nd with how fleshed out it is...my oc carrd has some good info character wise but its lacking on worldbuilding + plot stuff bc im insanely character focused and suck at that shit badly LOL, also the plot/episode page and number of seasons on gq's page is outdated bc i recently like completely redid the plot and havent updated it yet 😭 anyway u can have existing gq lore. sorry if this is weirdly worded and hard to understand im at work rn 😢 i also have a couple scattered tumblr posts on random important bits of lore/character stuff ill get them later. oh ya and toyhouse if u want to see whos who or whatever. a couple side characters havent been redesigned yet but ill get there eventually lol

gq is like. a 90s-2000s CN styled adult cartoon (i always sum it up as if futurama and chowder were 1 cartoon. BIG BIG influences from chowder especially with the voice acting my goddd )..its Planned to have 5 seasons, it used to be 4 but with the new plot i had to add one to fit it in without Completely starting over on every single season lol, also perhaps 1 semi canon movie and a small side series for a bunch of silly mostly canon fillers i couldnt fit into the show itself.

so like i said im bad at having a consistent plot, also words are hard for me so ur getting a Very shitty bastardized version of what i Do have.

Basically it takes place mostly on 2 planets, earth and alkaliba(i hate this name i made it up when i was like 15ish, i just cant think of something better rn😔) its initially in 2009, but actually this is like a Different 2009. bc basically there was a mass extinction like several hundred million years ago and everything just kinda started over but like only Slightly different (sounds stupid af out loud but just trust me ok) alkaliba had existed for a Very long time the next galaxy over and it just so happens that the planet is dying and all their natural resources are fucked. so melody (lenarrs mom) set up an agreement with alkaliba that they could borror resources from earth. (melody is thousands of years old, but thats a secret lol) also melody was from another dimension Also a very powerful sorcerer and kept most of her spells and whatnot in her journal But its written in her native dimensions language which nobody on earth (except lenarr) can read. anyway she used her magic to connect the 2 planets using a series of portals called stargates (again. subject to change, also they connect to a Lot of other planets besides just earth but whatever) that allowed ppl to easily travel between the 2. bc of this alkaliba Kinda "colonized" (FOR LACK OF A BETTER WORD) earth? and that was normal for a few thousand years.

anyway for s1 jump ahead to where canon starts (2009) tix is sent to earth by meredith (queen of alkaliba, tix is her son but u dont know that until later in s1 when they actually Go to alkaliba) to pretty much track lenarr down and convince him to use his powers he inherented from melody (lenarr is not aware of this at all) to pretty much save alkaliba (BIG SPOILER. THIS IS SOMEWHAT DISHONEST. sure lenarr could Choose to save alkaliba but that would result in the destruction of earth or it could be vice versa. it cant be both BUT youll see) so he find lenarr Completely by coincidence after lenarr offers to help him bc tix has never seen snow or ice in his life and is having Difficulty. anyway this is ridiculous that i havent figured this out after 10+ years but tix does Something to convince lenarr to go with him, bc obviously lenarr would be very hesitant to. a bunch of shit happens u know the drill 1st episode shit to establish everything. i could type out a full episode 1 plot but i don't particularly want to rn😢

s2-3 is just mostly playing toys w my characters and tix teaching lenarr how to use his powers (s1 finale is when lenarr starts to Get it but u know) also s2 is noodles villain arc and s3 has eugene in it which is so fun bc i really really like noodle and eugene is funny. OH AND THE MAIN VILLAINS. hydro is the Main antagonist but he has 5 other idek what to call them. henchmen????? that either work for him (griff, dimentia, derric) Or are loyal to him bc he practically saved their life (grem and pixie, also dimentia a little? its complicated) and while Yes hydro IS a villain and he IS evil, hes actually just trying to save earth bc in his mind alkaliba is actually like the typical alien invasion thing u see in movies (not exactly whats happening but it Is possible u could see it that way) he just goes abt it in the weirdest most fucked up way possible. also BIG plotpoint worth mentioning, grem and tix were dating for at least 3000+ years before tix left him for his (now deceased) wife, which grem is Extremely bitter abt. so hes obviously loyal to hydro bc hydro helped him escape his abusive father BUT hes also doing it for himself to get back at tix. (important note tix Was the asshole in that situation 100%, grem is actually right to be upset a little but probably not That much) anyway once lenarr tix and zach(forgot to mention zach is tixs best friend who tix brings along bc hes smart and good at strategizing, also bc tix is GAYYYYYY) get to alkaliba finally it is literally impossible to conceal the fact that tix is a prince there. and bc lenarr doesnt know the Real reason why hes there he doesnt think much of it, in fact he finds it weird that tix wouldnt tell him that.

jumping allll the way to s4 when the Actual shit goes down. this is where shit gets less in depth bc its Extremely new..this is when lenarr learns that hes being used to basically doom earth, u know. his home planet. (considering having either hydro or grem tell him, not in a nice way either) obviously he gets really upset abt this, Especially bc its been at least a couple years since canon started and zach and tix are basically like family to him at this point. he probably runs off idk. i need to think abt it more bc i JUST made this up but im considering recycling an OLDD concept from like early highschool gq where lenarr gets to visit melody in her home dimension. also forgot to mention. melody and lenarrs older brother ruben both committed suicide when lenarr was younger. melody only did it to go back to her home dimension, but ruben did it bc he got rlly depressed after melody died ÷(

anyway lenarr gets to see melody, its very sweet ÷) he talks to her abt his problem abd she gives him some kinda cryptic advice bc Plot. this changes lenarr basically, at this point hes mastered melodys spellbook and Now he can create his own spells or whatever. SO. he comes up with a way to make it so NEITHER planet gets destroyed somehow. this works bc lenarr is actually like twice as powrful as melody at his full potential. after this the main villains would most likely have their redemption arcs somehow i havent thought up What exactly happens yet. and for s5 its basically just me wrapping things up and playing with my toys freely...theres still active plot happening thats very relevant to the story obviously but its a liiiiitle less high stakes and thats all i got in regards to the main plot bc if i sat here and typed a detailed explanation of my fun fillers id be here for years

SOME GENERAL TRIVIA FUN FACTS DEVELOPMENT SHIT 4 FUNSIES TOO.

originally gq was Not supposed to be a cartoon nor was it an ocverse. it was a fucking spm fan spinoff i made up bc i was autistic af and 12. grem was my first ever oc that was Not a fursona and he was actually terrible like as a person. i mean hes kinda terrible now but not as bad

griffs name was changed a few years after i made him. it used to be falcon (STUPID AF BUT I WAS 12. REMEMBER THIS.) also i thought itd be funny for his name to be griff bc youd think its short for griffon but no its short for grifford. also texs and tiabia names were changed too. tiabis name was janette and she was actually originally an adult but i thought itd be better if she was 7

like 99.999% of my original designs and concept art + silly little comics of my villains bc it was just them when it was still a mario thing is lost media forever bc my mom accidentally threw it all away when we moved to a new house i miss it every dayyyy id do Anything to see it again..... the Only original stuff i have is from highschool and i fucking hate my artstyle then so its sad af...its just lenarrs finalized design (which actually barely changed since then) and MAYBE if i looked hard enough thru my old computers i could find zachs original design too? idk i dont feel like looking

speaking of the spm thing. dimentia was supposed to be dimentios little sister which is why shes named that (original i know) but i decided to take the name a different direction after it became its own thing

grem went through the most design changes by a huge margin, but imo derrics few redesigns were the most insane and drastic. pixie went through One change and it got reversed a couple years later LOL

some Stupid reasons behind design changes were 1. hydro used to have 4 heads, hence the dumbass wordplay on "hydra" but i got so fucking fed up with drawing them every time + i kept forgetting to so i just made him a regular dragon. and 2. griff has his mask bc i literally just kept getting mad trying to draw his face right. thats literally it. thats the only reason.

fun fact noodle was probably my least favorite oc before i redesigned him. i hated him SO FUCKING MUCH especiallyafter i came up with his villain arc. now hes my favorite toy and i lovie

HUGE props to my bff @/killer12345blog. hes literally my cowriter and theres a couple characters of his in the main canon that play a HUGE part (eugene, daffodil, and louise) also eugene was actually a joke character and i HATED HIM (AS PART OF THE BIT) but i randomly got really attached to him now hes the villain for s3😇

gq was actually RECENTLY renamed. it used to be H.I.D.E. dont ask me what it means or what it stands for idfkkkkk i thought itd come to me eventually but it didnt so i changed it bc w/o a meaning it was just dumb af

tix was originally very very small. like around pixies size. also gq was still a video game for a bit but it was like its own Thing by then. tix was intended to be the tutorial character kinda like tippi

also im going to go ahead and say this LMAO. the original alkaliban designs were Heavily inspired by homestuck bc thats what i liked back then. ive tried soooo hard to make it not as obvious but i feel like itll always be so so obvious 😭

im actually kinda considering having gq be 3d animated instead of 2d, stylistically if that were the case itd look kinda like. idk. do u remember that moomins cartoon they made a few years ago. like that. but i seriously doubt ill end up making it 3d anyway

i fucking hate musicals usually but my GOD are there a couple showtunes i want in there. jfc. i have a dedicated yt playlist of songs i want in gq Or relate heavily to certain characters/events. hi. speaking of i like to think gq would have a very 80s cartoon soundtrack like the one in labyrinth or something similar

tix and zach were originally Much younger. tix was like 19 or 20 and zach was 17 iirc? i changed that bc 1. dumb and 2. i wanted tix and zach to be in love i didnt quite like the age gap it was a little iffy

the origin of lenarrs name is kinda silly. i was having trouble coming up w a fitting name and one day after school we drove past a sign for lennar homes or whatever the companys called and i went AHAAAAAAAH!☝️🤑

i think noodle was originally brazillian, idr why that changed..also tex was japanese iirc

tix is like Billions of years old probably. its intentionally left unclear and vague but also IDEFK.

im probably forgetting LOADS of important shit but whatever....u get the idea + ive been typing for like 2 hours in between work shit

[candyskiez]

i imagined elias recording eye contact in jons office

Everyone out I wanna talk w this guy

Goddd it'd be so fun though. Using his tape recorder, he comes back to find the statement right there. Like. This horrible secret he's been trying to hide and terrified of what it means, what it says about him. And Elias just knew. This whole time, he just knew. And he just casually left some evidence of it right here. Who knew how many people listened to it.

But also just. Do you ever think about the fact Jon's not allowed to see him. Do you ever think about this statement as a goodbye to him. "You're going to be why I can live forever, and then maybe you'll understand why. Maybe you will understand once you're in my shoes. Maybe you will understand why clinging to your flimsy connections can't save you forever. Maybe you will see, once you're in the same position I was all those years ago. Until then, you are doing well. You will become something beautiful, something that nobody can kill or lie to ever again. And I will be watching. Good luck." And not actually saying any of that. Idk. Something about it. Something about it. AGH

Like. Like. Eats my own hand. Eats several bones. I dunno something about how Jonah is so knowingly cruel to Jon and doesn't regret it and yet. And yet. Speaks to him with such fondness, never seems to truly hold anything at all against him. Just quiet fondness of this beautiful thing in the making, unwilling yet incredible, and his all the same. The closest he's had to a companion in a very long time. Safe to care for and feel things for when he's so deep under his control that he can't actually hurt him, as long as hes careful. Smth smth his to use but also his to take care of. The fact he is so so cruel and yet. And YET. Jon is his exception and it ruined his life and they make me want to explode!!! Aaagh!!

[testosteroneb0y]

I love toby so much I've literally never loved a character more than him I just admire him so much I can't express how much I love him I literally can't imagine life if I didn't hyperfixate on him I love him sos os sdood dmuch it sounds stupid but I've genuinely been happier since I got hyperfixated on toby and just creepypasta in general. It's not even funny nobody loves toby the way I do I'm literally his number 1 fan in the entire world ever nobody will ever ever understand how much I love him and nobody will ever love him more than me I just adore him so much i love everything about him I just love his design so much and don't even get me started on anything else about him cuz like besides his design he is just such an interesting character I could talk about him for hours oh my goddd

[bardan-jusik]

I love how much you love kal 🩷 I am not his biggest fan bc I detest how traviss' misogyny seems to come out mostly thru him as opposed to other characters, especially through the way he treated etain but your take about flaws being an integral part of what makes a person themself is CHEF'S KISS 🤌

omg thank you so much 🥰 i can, have, and will talk about him for hours, i will write a thesis statement, i will make a powerpoint, i will wax poetic about the themes of repcomm and how much they mean to me interminably

goddd please don't take this as me trying to change your mind or arguing with you or anything, i totally understand that the books were written in like 2004 and kt has had some. unfortunate. blog posts ect ect

i am also never trying to bash etain in any way to defend my favoritest blorbo kal skirata, i definitely think that her character arc was poorly handled and the narrative itself was unkind to her. i don't blame any of the characters for that and i choose to believe the best of her as a character despite the narrative fucking her over deeply

i just don't think kal reads as misogynistic

even narratively with many of the female characters beginning to do traditional 'women's work' like cooking ect, the characters treat laseema's ability to run a kitchen for several dozen people as a hugely valuable skill, and most of those women with like, the exception of rav, are not trained as fighters, and it would be hugely irresponsible for the soldier characters to be like 'hey do you wanna come on this mission even though you have no idea how to do black ops shit so that i don't look like im being discriminatory'

that rant aside, and LET US NOT FORGET BESANY MOTHERFUCKIN 'STARTED AN ARMED SIEGE IN A HOSPITAL' WENNEN

here is my take on how kal treated etain and her pregnancy announcement

-nobody ever mentions the Check Incident when they talk about this. etain did something that greatly upset ordo, and although she was right and her actions saved besany's life, one of the points of repcomm is that no matter how morally correct or justified your action was, the consequences of it don't go away. and then instead of trying to solve it directly with ordo (which is fair because ordo is scary as fuck and also violently angry with her about it, and kal is pretty approachable) she talks to kal about it instead. he was pretty unhappy about that, and to him that looks like her not really treating ordo as a man and an equal

-after the initial blowup, kal isn't unkind to her. i believe the next time they actually see each other in person was on dorumaa when she was having complications, and he was concerned and was nice to her despite how messy the last time they saw each other was. etain was anxious he would still be mad at her, but he wasn't

-yes, he is angry with her at first. he blows up. he's an angry person, that's a very, very core trait of his- he perceived one of his sons being taken advantage of, if he didn't get angry about that he wouldn't be kal skirata

-i hate to bring this up but it is canonical that etain intended to become pregnant, on purpose, while suggesting to darman that she wasn't going to get pregnant. and i choose to believe that that's kt fucking her over narratively. but she did do something without even talking to darman about it at all, and then just like with checking ordo, went to kal about it instead expecting him to be able to fix the problem

-and he did. sure, he made demands, he didn't leave her much choice at all, he threatened her. but he did give her what she asked for. her intention was to give darman a mandalorian son, and kal did what he felt he needed to do to make sure darman's son was raised as a mandalorian

honestly my ideal fix-it for that scenario is actually kal going one step FARTHER and forcing etain to resign from her rank, and possibly the order if she has to. you chose to be a mother. you can't also be a general. for both your safety, and the safety of the baby, you cannot HAVE A PREGNANT WOMAN ACTIVELY PARTICIPATING IN A WAR JESUS CHRIST (yes he thought qiilura should be as safe as possible but STILL)

and just like with etain and ordo, no matter how justified your action was, you still have to face the consequences. and kal does when darman punches his lights out about it lol

also #ETAINLIVES. in anything i ever write or draw or have headcanons about lol. 501st is a whump fic with interesting character information to me, basically. last couple chapters of order 66 on ain't canon. not in my heart.

[vandermorgans]

that vandermarston post… I am drooling

The way Dutch walks in and instantly has the girls’ attention while John trails in his shadow like a dog. And of course, he comes at Dutch’s beckon. Dutch speaking for him, asking for a companion FOR him. Taking John’s needs into his hands, completely in control.

The way John leans into Dutch’s space, their touch like a brand on him <333 UGHHH the “go on, kid.” That’s so delicious

That girls hand caressing his cock and STILL the thing that’s really making John fit to burst is Dutch’s gaze on him

Responsive John is my truth <3 to me that boy will always have the libido of a horny teen and the noises to boot.

And AHHHH John pathetically jumping Dutch and coming in his pants on the ride back. GODDD. That was so hot. The way Dutch appears so unaffected (though he’s probably also hard as a rock) while John is RUINED.

This was soooo good. I love love love the idea of Dutch’s “liberal” education including sex. Of course, what good father wouldn’t include sex education - can you blame him for his ‘hands on’ methods?

I just love how spacey John feels in this scene, and how it comes through in the writing. He’s just in a haze of devotion and pleasure, completely at the mercy of Dutch despite the fact that it’s some other girl on his dick.

(p.s. if you’re still doing those 100 word drabbles I’d love to see one that includes zombie Arthur >_<, from that one zombie Arthur anon <33)

Nnnhhhhhhhghhhh im drooling there is nothing I love more than Dutch being controlling to John and John— this feral, rabid dog of a child, just letting him decide where he goes and what he does with minimal fuss— John, baby John, older John, so passive towards his maker because he trusts him so much and Dutch uhhngnhhhhgggghhhh jnnnngkoohghhhhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhh oh hhh Dutch is done for

Oh it’s the best thing he knows, that John’s entire attention is on him at all times throughout the entire thing and on nobody else, that all that pleasure he feels is secondary to wanting Dutch, wanting to swallow Dutch and be swallowed in turn by him ohhhggghhhhhhh

Ohhhh please… Dutch with his head held high and all his power wrapped around him, John seeing the way people part like the sea parted for Moses and Dutch commanding attention without ever looking at anyone… how anyone sees him and can just smell the power on him and the strength and ohhhh… ohh… John has never seen anyone worthy…

A wolf bowing to his alpha because it’s all he can do to show his respect. This little boy that had nothing for the longest time and trusted nobody, feral beyond words, surviving by his teeth— sinking nails and teeth and his all into it ohhh— this feral little thing that has never let anyone near him since a noose wrapped around him and he thought he’d die. Exhausted and so little on that stand as the crowd cheered for his death…

That untrusting kid letting Dutch dictate where he goes and what he does without one complaint? Ohhhhh Dutch has never been harder in his life and thats a fact. He was so hard he almost died and then John rubbing himself on him with abandon out in the open like that… i know he was dying… oh

AND OH ZOMBIE ARTHUR OKAY 👀👀 omg anon… talk to me more about zombie Arthur please… i love zombie Arthur so so so much… my baby…

[fwrails]

nobody loves s4 liz n jess like i do 😣 she was so awful to him throughout his childhood & he despises her at times but he’s so sweet n willing around her goddd he cares sm 😭😭😭😭

[puhpandas]

every day I think about how tony literally delved deeper and was resentful because his dad was put in jail and tony was upset nobody wanted to see the situation under surface level. tony cared so much about his dad he tried to ignore reality to come up with an equally rational solution that didnt paint his dad as actually having done that bad thing

he would 100% do that for Gregory with ggy. like he really likes Gregory and says so in the book. he calls Gregory his (other) best friend and even says he might ditch his friend since he was a toddler just to hang out with only him. if he thought someone he cared about did something bad (tried to kill him/killed the therapists) he would try to rationalize it because he wouldn't want to believe it.

and if he survived ggy he would literally do this for Gregory. hed be thinking that the Gregory he knows that he likes would never do this. and it's that irrational rationalizing that causes him to dig deeper and this time he actually finds out Gregory himself was never guilty at all. not like his dad was.

it's just goddd I think about this all the time. tony literally becomes immature when it comes to his denial about people he loves doing bad things but his dad actually did that bad thing so he couldnt keep it up forever. but he ended up being right about greg. tony was the first to look deeper than surface level and it saved Gregory's life.

[t4tozier]

For starbreaker thoughts, what other teachers do you think they've slept with?

Everyone says Porter and Zara but I headcannon Jace and Halo St. Croix at least once

oh my goddd this image is so funny like two dramatic ass bitches. they can’t figure out who’s gonna bottom so they just end up frotting. i’m sorry if this doesn’t fit ur hc i just truly cannot see either of them being like yes i’m going to top

i definitely see porter and zara i can’t help it. i hc porter as bi/he’ll fuck whoever and jace is like a 5 on the kinsey scale like he mostly fucks guys but he won’t turn down a hot ass woman. especially not one who doms him like zara. i think that they’ve all hooked up together before but also jace and zara have hooked up in a fun little friendly way.

jace and henry have definitely fucked but jace dipped the second henry showed interest in him beyond just sex because he can’t handle the idea that anyone’s attracted to him in a romantic way.

i think porter and corsica have hooked up like after a sparring match. they’re sweaty and adrenaline pumping through their veins and they just fuck but that’s it it’s just a one time thing

basically they both get around but in the end nobody wants to fuck them because the other one will get so fucking jealous and throw a tantrum throughout the school and act all angry and possessive the following day <3