#NOSTRADAMUS

[galactic-dragoness]

Me, frantically scrolling through Nostradamus's predictions on the Internet, in light of recent events

[sigyns-drafts]

Hi, Thea. Thanks again for responding to my request! When I saw Nostradamus in Ror, it seemed to me that he probably likes love predictions… May I ask for a scenario in which Nostradamus makes a prediction to the fem reader about who her lover will be? (with Buddha, Hermes, Loki, Beelzebub).

A/N: Of course, how could i not!! I totally agree, Nostradamus would so enjoy helping others find potential love. Something he too deserves sometimes hehe!! <33

Nostradamus's love predictions 💕

➩ Y/N after hearing words of Nostradamus's talent in predicting ones future love life, becomes curious and decided to pay him a visit! There she learns of the gods she could end up with and even, how many children they would get. But of course not without its secrets that even Nostradumus cant tell.

Reader type: Fem!reader with Nostradamus, Buddha, Hermes, Loki and Beelzebub.

⚠: Love predictions, future possible outcomes, future relationships, future children, Intersex child, Keeping secrets from partner, secrets in general!

Where gods and humans collide in epic battles to determine the fate of humanity, there exists a young woman named Y/N. 

She was an ordinary human, yet her destiny was intertwined with the most extraordinary beings in existence. 

Little did she know that her life would be forever changed by a prophecy foretold by none other than the legendary prophet of the century, Nostradamus.

One fateful day, Y/N found herself seeking guidance from the most obnoxious man in all of human history, hoping to unravel the mysteries of her future. 

As she stood before the smaller man, his eyes glowed with an otherworldly light, and he spoke in an excited, soft yet mysterious tone. 

“Why hello Y/N, it's certainly good to see you! Say, what brings you here today~?”

"Nostradamus, please tell me of my future, I've grown curious after hearing what you're capable of!" Y/N implored, her heart pounding with anticipation. 

She couldn't believe she was really going through with this! 

Nostradamus's eyes widened at how direct the woman had been, eventually calming himself and nodded, his gaze piercing right through the woman. 

Sending shivers up her spine, the man would just smile in response. 

“Oh dear! Very well then, let us get into it already shall we, what will it be?”

“A love prediction please! Who will I end up with or fall in love with..?”

With a wave of his hand, he conjured images of four powerful beings before them. 

Buddha, Hermes, Loki, and Beelzebub.

"You are destined to find love amidst chaos and turmoil," Nostradamus intoned, his voice echoing in the chamber they stood in, spacey but so empty. 

"Four potential lovers shall cross your path, each offering a different path of destiny. Now isn't that interesting~"

Y/N's breath caught in her throat as she listened intently to the prophecy that would shape her future. 

She looks upon the chosen gods, she had met them before.. 

"First, there is Buddha, the embodiment of serenity and enlightenment.." 

Nostradamus smirked to himself and looked at Y/N, his eyes sparkling with mischief. 

“Would you also like to know the offspring count you'll have with them too~?”

Y/N tensed up and found herself almost speechless at this, who did this guy think he was! 

Y/n felt herself start to get all flustered. Her face probably looks like a tomato ready to be plucked.

“Excuse me-! What kind of question is that!?”

Nostradamus lifts up his hand in defence, acting like he didn't know what he had done wrong! 

“Hey! I'm simply just asking..So what will it be?”

Y/n thought about it for a moment, glaring at Nostradamus. 

Perhaps it wouldn't hurt to see, after all the curiosity in who she would eventually get with was already eating her up inside! 

“Fine! Tell me that too I suppose..ugh.”

Nostradamus chuckled to himself seeing Y/N’s expression and continued. 

"With him, you shall bear him a son and find peace and spiritual awakening, but your path will be one of sacrifice."

Y/N imagined herself walking alongside the serene figure of Buddha, a little boy on her hip and finding solace in his wisdom and compassion.

Yet, she knew that such a path would demand great sacrifices, testing her resolve and strength.

"Next, there is Hermes, the messenger of the gods," Nostradamus continued, his voice taking on a mysterious tone. 

"With him, you shall bear 6 sons and 2 daughters, one child being that of both sexses.

"You'll embark on a journey of adventure and discovery, but beware, for his path is fraught with danger and unpredictability.."

Y/N envisioned herself at Hermes' side with their many children and the possible struggles, aiding him in serving the gods and his father Zeus. 

Exploring whatever secrets he was obviously hiding and being a part of it all. 

The thought thrilled her adventurous spirit, yet she also felt a twinge of apprehension at the unknown dangers that lay ahead.

"Then, there is Loki, the trickster god," Nostradamus said, his eyes gleaming with mischief. He seemed familiar with the god. 

"With him, you shall experience passion and excitement, but be wary, for his love is as unpredictable as the shifting winds.."

“What about the children we could have?”

“Well.. Let's just say you'll have 2 for now”

Y/N shivered at the thought of what Nostradamus could be hiding, what did he mean but for now? 

Y/N also thought about entangling herself with the enigmatic god, knowing all too well the chaos and mischief that followed in his wake. 

Yet, she couldn't deny the allure of his magnetic charm and mischievous grin. Maybe it would be worth it? 

"Finally, there is Beelzebub, the prince of darkness," Nostradamus concluded, his voice heavy with foreboding. 

"With him, you'll have a daughter and you'll be aiding him at the ward with his..patients. But beware, for his love comes at a great cost and he will be hiding something from you.."

Y/N recoiled at the thought of being ensnared by the dark allure of Beelzebub, knowing the perilous path that awaited her should she succumb to his temptations. 

Yet, she couldn't deny the forbidden thrill that stirred within her at the thought of embracing the darkness surrounding him.

As the visions faded and Nostradamus' prophecy came to an end, Y/N nodded and bowed respectfully. 

“Thank you for your assistance Nostradamus! I'm grateful for the information, I'll use it wisely..”

“You better Y/n, ta-ta~!”

With that Y/n left with a choice that would shape the course of her destiny. 

Would she choose the path of serenity with Buddha, the path of adventure with Hermes, the path of passion with Loki, or the path of darkness with Beelzebub?

With her heart torn between love and destiny, Y/N knew that her choice would not only determine her own fate but the fate of her love interests and future children as well. 

And so, with a heavy heart and a determined spirit, she set out on her journey, ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead!

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Taylor Lautner’s Marriage Was Predicted By Nostradamus:

The original stanza reads:

[drconstellation]

Bebop and the Book

It's a running joke in the series that Aziraphale hates bebop. He much prefers music with structure and organization, not something that is seemingly random and all over the place. But this not a meta about music per se; this is a meta about prophecy.

There are no accidents in GO, and it is definitely not an accident that Crowley brings up bebop again at this very moment in S1, just as Aziraphale spies the holy grail of prophetic books lying on the floor of the Bentley as he prepares to take his leave for the evening.

I used to have a book of Nostradamus's prophecies, one of those mass-selling paperbacks that you would find in those wire discount bins out the front of news agencies and the like back in the 1990's. I lost it long ago - loaned to it someone, and it never came back - but I remember it well. It featured all the quatrains he wrote - four-lined verses - with one hundred quatrains to a "Century." The book had commentary on the prophecies that were considered solved or supposedly had to come to pass, and on speculation as to what others might be. But the reason I'm mentioning it here, and its not only because Nostradamus is mentioned in the series, is because of the way the quatrains were - ah, how do I describe this - presented in sequence. That is, they weren't in a linear temporal sequence, they were jumbled up, so you had no idea as to when a particular quatrain was referring to.

Bebop, you see. Scattered. Deliberately done so by Nostradamus.

The same with the prophecies in Agnes Nutter's book.

There seem to be around five thousand prophecies in the book, looking at the range of numbers that appear, and they aren't in linear temporal order.

Although Aziraphale started his night's work with an act of bibliomancy - he opened the book at random and picked a random prophecy to read - he would have had to gone through the whole book to find the passages relevant to Adam. It didn't have an index to direct him to the right places, as Crowley noted in frustration when he tried to use it to work out how to get through the demonic Odegra ring of fire.

Despite the random nature of the prophecies Anathema always seemed to have the right note card at hand. Even when the violent storm Adam generated had swirled the cards from their wooden storage box and out of order, she knew which note should be next.

Bepop.

It was probably a good thing that Anathema never got around to putting all those prophecies on the cards into a computer.

[wav3y-zzz]

Can you guys tell I'm autistic or am I doing a good job at hiding it

[palesublimeduck]

Which of the remaining fighters will walk into the battlefield like this:

My bets are on Loki or Nostradamus💀

[transparentgentlemenmarker]

[izanami462]

a Tesla scientific mode and a small Nostra (✧ω✧)

[fidjiefidjie]

Selon "Les Prophéties" de Nostradamus datant de 1555, l'année 2024 :un nouveau pape, Harry sur le trône et une guerre avec la Chine... 📰

Euronews

Gif Harry Potter

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[musical-attorney]

Ror Headcannons

(‼️SPOILERS FOR BOTH THE ANIME AND THE MANGA ‼️)

Apollo's gay and has a case of "the gay voice™." There's no way that those women aren't just his friends who act like his girlfriends so he doesn't get shit on by the other gods. No, I will not be taking any criticism on this take because I know I'm right.

Despite their alleged "hatred" for each other, the gods and humans definitely pick one day out of each month to just hang out with each other.

If Adam was to be resurrected, he'd wear glasses

After his fight, Qin got a mechanical arm designed by Mr. Nikola Tesla himself

Jack and Nikola are asexual

Lu Bu and Thor is the couple that swears up and down that they aren't dating and if you ever see them kiss, they'll say it's platonic then threaten to beat you up

Poseidon can breathe underwater and all his brothers call him a fish for it

Loki, Okita, and Nostradamus should never be left alone together. If they are, run.

Qin is an expert at blowing soap bubbles and it makes Geir happy

Nikola has become the official Valhalla handy man in which gods and humans alike just call him if anything's broken

Hermes = Manwhore

[l3fool]

According to my calculations.. Miles and Alex got to fuck on stage for the tlsp3 tour

[geronimosothercadilac]

Young henchwoman?!

Did you know, the character of Pinky Pick was orignally evil and working for Sally Ratmousen in secret...

She got her job, just to spy on Geronimo and set the Rodent's Gazette on fire! As told in the very first book of the original Italian series. Later however, she is a good girl and now hating Sally Ratmousen.

Name of book - Il misterioso manoscritto di Nostratopus

Nostratopus!!!

Nostra (Nostradamus)+topo (Italian - mouse) - The equation...

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

“Nostradamus himself confessed that the vague manner in which he wrote his "prophecies" was so that 'they could not possibly be understood until they were interpreted after the event and by it.’” -- James Randi

Also holy books and psychics.

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

they would be best friends i know it

[hectic-hector]

Encantober prompt #20: Prophecy

Or prophet, to be specific.

@encantober-official