#NOT THE BABYGIRL BRACKET

[leeksoupforstardew]

Stardew babygirl smackdown round 1 battle 1

Shane vs Sebastian

Shane

Pros

Has a job

A dilf (kinda)

You can try to fix him

Has chickens

Cons

Spouse room

Feeding kids pizza cereal

Doesnt question Marnie’s store owning antics

Wasn’t a bachelor when the game released

Sebastian

Pros

Has a job

Has a hobby

Likes frogs

Emo

Cons

Lives in his mom’s basement

Doesn’t go to therapy (he definitely needs too)

Probably too afraid to confess his feelings to Abigail (see Sam dialogue)

Doesn’t let Sam win the pool games

[grim-vs-lizard]

(please reblog if you vote!!)

[bl-bracket]

Semifinals: Porsche (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Akk (The Eclipse)

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Porsche: "Sass, snark, and style. Capable and helpless. Absolutely absurd but genuine. Stupidly attractive and knows it. He’s got issues, so many issues, but he’s willing to ignore them. Will only slightly pout when bullied into wearing a mermaid costume. Will not, in fact, be kicked out of bed for leaving crumbs. Gives great head at great heights."

Akk: "Firstly, he’s played by First Kanaphan. A man with enough babygirl energy to defeat an entire nation. Have you seen his little pout? The way he looks so beautiful when he cries makes you want to hug him until you can’t anymore, and oh boy does he cry often. He has too much pressure on him and as a babygirl being forced to make difficult decisions and having to deal with manipulation should be a violation of the Geneva convention. He’s a cutie patootie sweetie pie pathetic meow meow princess babygirl. Him and his big boba ball brown cow babygirl eyes filled with tears against the world. He sits on tables and kicks his feet, him and his bestfriend have gossip sessions where they complain about their bfs. He giggles and teases and pretends to sleep when he’s shy and is just the very definition of a babygirl"

[babygirlpoll]

Babygirl Bracket Round 1

[le-agent-egg]

You guys realize this is probably what he feels like rn lmao

[disney-afternooniverse]

and if you too are alone on a friday night (or whenever you're reading this), you should go vote for discord here as part of @grim-vs-lizard 's bracket 😏

[milkteamoon]

Jon wouldn't win the sexyman title if he were in the race but he WOULD win babygirl of all time. No friends no social life. Lives on his ex-girlfriend's couch after getting accused of murder. Gets kidnapped three times within two months AND gets beaten up by an evil lesbian. Loses two ribs. Gets eaten by worms. Gets stabbed at least twice. Almost ends the world, dies, ends the world, and then dies again. Every single bullet point on a list of events that have happened in his life is somehow worse than the last. Reigen WISHES he could hit the amount of lows in his lifetime that Jonathan Sims hits within a six month period

[plutorine]

at this point i don't care what the results of that damn poll will be,, rodya will and will always be my babygirl

[peakvincent]

hot take: yuta and chuck aren’t babygirls they’re just your faves…. yuta is a bouncing baby boy and chuck’s boyfriend-coded. they’re not girls they’re just cute!!!!!

[poketistic-bracket]

Autistic Pokemon Character Bracket Round 1:

Director Clavell vs. Irida

*No negative propaganda!*

[leeksoupforstardew]

Hello, I was a bit bored so here

Stardew valley babygirl smackdown 2024!

I’ve picked the finest adult men of the valley to find out who’s the one who deserves the title of stardew’s pathetic meow meow who’s holding the fandom in a chokehold

(I have no excuse, I’ve written cringier things on purpose)

Round 1, 1/1, 2/1

Shane vs Sebastian

Alex vs Harvey

Sam vs Elliott

willy vs wizard

Morris vs Pierre

Kent vs Demetrius

Linus vs Lewis

Marlon vs Gunther

Tiebreaker for the Morris vs Pierre poll

[grim-vs-lizard]

[bl-bracket]

Congrats to Porsche to winning Most Babygirl in a BL!!!

This was my biggest bracket yet and it was truly anyone's game at multiple points! It was so fun to do and I hope everyone enjoyed it and had fun throughout (even if it was a bit stressful at times)!

Keep an eye out for the poll for the next topic (+ the submission form when it goes up tomorrow) as well as the special bonus round requested by many, all of First Kanaphan's characters going head to head for their own babygirl title!

[babygirlpoll]

Babygirl Bracket Round 4

[cursed-angelic-art]

Main Brackets

[babygirl-olympics]

Bracket for the final round!