me? jealous? no… i just think you’d look so handsome with my lipstick all over you… and that way nobody gets confused, you know? hard to get the wrong idea about who you belong to when the shade on my lips so clearly matches the smudges on your neck
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Eddie texting Steve DO NOT OPEN THAT SNAPCHAT I JUST SENT PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
And Steve is like ??? Tf did you send me ?
And of course he’s insanely curious, but he’s a good friend and if Eddie sent something he didn’t mean to, he’s not gonna open it.
Eddie texts back 😔I sent you a dick pic I meant to send Robin. I have you both as thing 1 and thing 2 in my phone and I sent it to the wrong thing 😫
Steve sends back ???? Why were you sending my lesbian bestie a dick pic my guy????
And Eddie is like for the aesthetics? I need to know if I got a good angle
Steve immediately facetimes Robin and asks, “Why is Eddie sending you dick pics for the aesthetics?
Robin says, “Oh, because I’m objective and will tell him if his dongle looks weird.” Like it's a perfectly normal thing, like he's the weird one for even questioning it.
“Who is he sending the dick pics to after you approve them?” he asks, out of his mind with curiosity.
“How the hell am I supposed to know that? Why do you even want to know?” she asks.
He deflects and tells her that Eddie accidentally sent him a dick pic and that he can’t open it or he’ll see what Eddie dick looks like.
She lets him change the subject, but she's grinning at him like she sees right through him, sees through the deflection. He knows they're going to have to talk about his Eddie problem at some point.
Before they hang up, she says she’ll come over and delete it in the morning for him.
That should be enough to calm him down, that he doesn't have to deal with it alone, but Steve is perturbed all night. He wants to open the snapchat, wants to see what Eddie is sending other people. It feels like a violation of his privacy, though, because he didn't intend for Steve to see it.
So Steve sucks it up and leaves the entire app unopened, lest he be tempted. That doesn't stop him from thinking about it all night.
What kind of pictures is he sending people? What does his dick look like in these "aesthetic" pictures? He sneaks a hand into his underwear thinking about the kinds of pictures he might send Steve if he knew he was interested.
In the morning, Robin comes over and opens the snapchat for him - she doesn't let him see it, and she takes a selfie of herself holding up a peace sign so that Eddie knows it was her that opened the picture.
She says, “It was a really good dick pic,” to Steve, like that is at all helpful to his current situation.
He’s gonna be thinking about this for a long, long time, it seems.
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Opinion on Diavolo having a forked tongue?
YES OMG YES PLEASE THIS IS GONNA MAKE ME GO FERAL
⚠️Slightly Suggestive⚠️
Diavolo having a forked tongue is a really interesting concept, really. I would like to imagine that Diavolo would also have a longer tongue than most demons and similar to Levi and Barb’s tongue.
Although, I believe Dia’s tongue would have small specks of golds and silvers kind of like scales, but it isn’t, it’s just gradients. I’d also like to believe that the base colour of his tongue is just a bright, blood red. Certainly more unique than the average tongue.
And while also having a long tongue, that means he has many uses for it. Including diving inside of Lucifer 😌 (Lucifer enjoys it a little too much than what he would like to admit)
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"Welcome home, Artemy."
Whumperless Whump Event Day 1 - Self-done stitches
When I first saw the prompt list for @whumperless-whump-event I knew it would be a perfect fit for Pathologic. Half of the prompts are already canon and the other half.. well. My mind is brewing with ideas, so get ready for (hopefully!) a month of Artemy and Daniil whump.
I'll try to keep most of it SFW but well... *points above* It's going to be a Mature rating for sure.
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