#National Movie Night

[mysticaltime13]

taylor swift has the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever and sing “i’m shining like fireworks over your sad empty town” in london this august

[pubprob]

sometime in the past few decades movies stopped being movies

whatever happened to throwing a dart at a board and coming up with the most random plots that no one else could ever think of? what happened to weird kids and disgraced scientists needing to come up with 1.21 jig-o-wots (not how it's pronounced btw) to power their time machines? what happened to saving a town by dancing? what happened to stealing the declaration of independence? what happened to dinosaur fossils and wax mannequins coming to life? what happened to towns of anthropomorphic chickens being attacked by aliens in want of acorns? what happened to mean girls getting hit by a bus while storming out of a school left in shambles by teen drama?

what happened to cinema?

[dietbridgetjones]

the cast of it ends with us could ne-VER!

[ifwebefriends]

Zukka but it’s Dune

ID in ALT

[heartz4shauna]

[whenthegoldrays]

Sometimes I think about that dramatic scene in National Treasure where Abigail is in danger of plummeting to her death and she and Ben both look and realize the Declaration of Independence is also about to fall down the abyss so Ben drops her (onto a ledge) to go get the Declaration and I’m like… this movie slaps but being in a situation like this requires a level of patriotism I have never had and will never have

[bil-daddy]

Bildaddy, in light of the recent events,

MAY WE PARTY AND FEAST WITH OX & BROC RIBS??????

Yes, we may, kid. Yes, we may. WAHOO!

Have a Good Omens renewed for a third and final season (platonic) (celebratory) (wahoo)

[imgondeletedis]

WELCOME TO “CLOWNELIA STREET☝️” here are possible 4 things that could happen tonight the last night of the eras tour in europe.

• SHE ANNOUNCES REPUTATION (TAYLOR'S VERSION)

• SHE ANNOUNCES (DEBUT) TAYLOR SWIFT (TAYLOR'S VERSION)

• SHE ANNOUNCES THAT SHE'S AN ERAS TOUR DOCUMENTARY MOVIE

• SHE DOES NOTHING OF THIS, ANNOUNCES NOTHING, JUST NOTHING, MIGHT ALSO PLAY ‘FOOLISH ONE (TAYLOR'S VERSION)’ BEC Y'ALL ARE BUNCH OF GREEDY CLOWNS DESPERATE FOR A NEW ALBUM WHEN SHE HAS JUST GIVEN US TWO ALBUMS 4 MONTHS AGO, AND 10 ALBUMS THROUGHOUT THE PAST 5 YEARS💓💓.

ps. i am so so sad the eras will end soon. and if you ever went to the eras tour i am so jealous of you, i envy you so much you don't even know because i deserved to go so bad. it breaks my heart that i am never going to see her or experience the girlhood throughout the eras tour because nothing like this will happen ever again, EVEN MY COUSINS WENT BUT NOT ME.

ANYWAYS I DO EXPECT HER TO ANNOUNCE SOMETHING TONIGHT, SO YES I AM STILL AFRAID BUT I DON'T EXPECT IT TOBE A RERECORDING BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING PATTERN AND Y'ALL ARE SO BLIND.

• an original album in December 2020.

(evermore because folklore was a surprise album so is evermore I know but I do believe evermore was released after she planned it all out, folklore wasn't.)

• two rerecorded albums in 2021

(fearless (taylor's version) and red (taylor's version))

• an original album in 2022

(midnights)

• two rerecorded albums 2023

( speak now (taylor's version) and 1989 (taylor's version) )

• an original album in 2024

( the tortured poets department, the anthology was a surprise just like folklore in my opinion )

So that would mean we're getting 2 rerecord albums and their announcements in 2025 not 2024.

( aka. Reputation (Taylor's Version) and Taylor swift (Taylor's Version) )

OH ONE LAST THING

•SHE'S DEFINITELY GONNA PLAY “SO LONG, LONDON.” TONIGHT; IT IS HER LAST NIGHT AT EUROPE, IN LONDON, WHAT MORE SONG WOULD BE PERFECT THAN A SONG SAYING GOODBYE TO LONDON A PLACE SHE CONSIDERED HOME FOR ALMOST SEVEN YEARS???

ps. although i am not agreeing with the theories around reputation Taylor's version to night but I deactivated my two main Instagram accounts just in case because reputation. IS. MY. ALBUM.

SO HAPPY CLOWNELIA DAY BABES🎀🎀🫢🫢☝️☝️

[originalgravity]

[arrow-jsy]

Silly movies ive made my family watch that they likly will never watch again

National Treasure

Emperors New Groove

Night at The Museam

[forfuckssakejim]

not to be with the boomers on this but goddamn im begging my brother to pick up a book and read. I shouldn't have to wait for an assigned english lit book for him to understand dumb classic book memes that my mom and i quote back and forth all day. he literally just got the boo radley refrences we've been making all his life.

today he was drinking a kapri sun he got at the store today with his friends and he was like "the flavor is shakleberry fin" and i'm like "lol, like huckleberry finn" and he didn't know who that was and unforuntately, at the same time my mom and i said, in tandem "read a book."

im just

please.

[lord-owlsnake]

my god i havent drawn this lad since highschool

[sage-nebula]

> opens the official TDP discord

> immediately sees people mocking how M. Night corrected Bryke's mispronunciation of Asian names in the live-action ATLA movie

> closes official TDP discord

[the-karas-tour13]

having an eras movie watch party with my gfs tonight… can’t wait to get wine drunk in my taylor merch while making friendship bracelets and eating takeout lol being a girl is so fun 🥲🥂✨

[djevelbl]

I thought I was immune to the Tangy Virus's horror & shit.

Well that was until I had to fight my own thoughts away from spiralling as I was finishing my shower yesterday 🙃🙃

[schlock-luster-video]

On July 27, 1955, The Night of the Hunter debuted in the United States.

Here's a new drawing of Robert Mitchum to celebrate!