#could not be me

[betty-bourgeoisie]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" just admit that you're a bad friend already

[myfandomrealitea]

"Its so hard picking between X and Y ships!"

You pick between ships?? You only ship one ship per character?? You limit yourself on ships??

[glorious-spoon]

one thing i respect about evan buckley is that he will not let awkwardness stop him. he will not hide his head in shame; he will power through and be even MORE awkward

[pokeberry5]

tim has to figure out what to do with hair once he stops gelling it

bonus:

[transcript of captions below]:

main image, left to right, top to bottom:

yellow: research duty because he injured his arm

green: Dick didn't believe him, but Tim was right

red: watching Dick flirt with Babs

blue: finally had the time

pink: put it together as he was about to fall asleep

purple: long patrol

dick and tim:

above tim: didn't have time to style his hair

below dick: ran his fingers through it and that's it

[goddesspharo]

I just had a Snickers. [x]

[lovecolibri]

I truly, TRULY, do not understand the Night Yorb hate. The fact that it was invented whole cloth from a bit is so fun! It was the cliffhanger from the last season! It burst out of Riz's chest after they said the name too many times! It's a giant sting-ray of darkness! The Hangman and Hanvan have been warning everyone about saying the name since the middle of last season!

Sorry you all hate joy and fun and are begging Brennan to get it out of the way to move on to the REAL story, but I'm here for any and all Night Yorb content, and would honestly be *thrilled* if they kept up stuff about it all season. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go join the Choir of Eternal Night and continue petitioning for a Night Yorb plush from Dropout.

[bumpereatspants]

aftg is wild because kevin says "give your game to me." and "close your eyes and tell me what you see" and neil just says "you." and andrew has to watch the whole thing. and then andrew is the one he falls for.

[perfectlyripeclementine]

right okay but imagine it’s stormy out and you’re all curled up in their arms and they’re gently scratching the nape of your neck. and you sweetly turn your heads towards them so you’re kissing their wrist. you look back at them and then kiss their palm and keep dragging your lips all the way up their hand. you kiss to the tip of their fingers and then you look them in the eye as you let them feel your tongue. you let them feel the whole length of it. looking at them still you start sucking, letting them feel the pressure on their skin. every surface of your mouth. soon your face is moving up and down as you let them fuck your mouth with their fingers. you see their eyes change, the sweetness in them turns into hunger. you climb on top of them, still making them watch themself push in and out of your lips.

[karalovesallthegirls]

Y’all ever read a fic and realize that the author hates Kara? Like just truly, deeply hates her.

[skulandcrossbones]

BENJAMIN BRATT as CLIFF LEGRAND ↳ POKER FACE (2023–)

[starstruckodysseys]

does the official cast recording live rent free in your brain or are you like… normal or whatever

[musicalchaos07]

Nancy and Jonathan willingly said "there's only one bed" and y'all think they AREN'T endgame???

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

imagine being so down bad you spend your last minutes alive fighting for the enemy that destroyed your empire, inadvertently killed your brother and got you permanently disfigured

[scarlct-vvitch]

i saw a cybertruck today and i truly cannot describe how stupid it looks in person. however stupid you think it looks in pictures double it. triple it. i watched a woman load her infant into her unrendered death machine and watched her drive away with my jaw on the sidewalk

[michaelsworddean]

i am once again thinking about the time cas wanted to smite dean

[clown-abyss]

School Bus Graveyard AU where Barron also gets sent to the Phantom Realm the night after the arcade fight (and is pretty much forced to become a better person).

This AU has been on my mind for months and I will post more about it.