#Neil Port

[jolieeason]

Beat the Backlist 2025---January

Prompts I finished in January Academia- Mania: whether you like it light, dark, or just vibing with a school/university setting, time to get back to the classroom! As Seen on Social Media: A Book Discovered Through Social Media A chapter by any other name (Chapter One is all well and good but let’s find some books with their own titles) Between 275-325 pages (yes, it’s that…

[davidjhiggins]

The Elvish Prophecy by Neil Port

Port blends Grecian history with faded magic, creating a low fantasy epic that echoes the tropes without feeling stale. Continue reading Untitled

[battoad]

made some dead boy detectives fake tweets bc i can’t stop thinking about them

[digitalwizard01]

Dead Boy Detectives is set in my hometown and I think it'd be funny if they mentioned any of our stupid local shit like how Uber isn't allowed here or that we're literally not allowed to have any fast food restaurants other than McDonald's and Subway because they were grandfathered in in like 2004. We literally only got Doordash in 2020 because of the pandemic

[always-coffee]

We're all stories in the end.

**clears throat** I've told this story elsewhere (tw: cancer, death), but I'm going to tell it again, for reasons. My mom was responsible for my love of reading and books. She took me to the library. She pretty much never said no when I asked for a book at the bookstore. She loved reading.

At some point, she just stopped reading. I don't know why. I don't know if she was too busy or too stressed or what. But when she was diagnosed with terminal cancer, she was very active--until she wasn't. She was not good at sitting still, ever. And then, she had to.

She felt like hell, and she was bored. So, one day, she asked me for a book--something I loved that I thought she might like. I pulled @neil-gaiman's Neverwhere off my shelf and handed it to her. I told her that it was my favorite Neil book (don't make me pick a fav now, haha).

She absolutely tore through that book, utterly delighted. She loved it. Reading it reignited her love of reading in a way I was, and still am, immensely grateful for. We spent the last year of her life swapping books back in forth. Reading made that year better for her. And me.

So, if you ever wonder if your stories matter, if the book/short stories/poems you are writing make a difference? Remember this. Because they absolutely do, in ways you can know and ways that you can't. Keep writing. The world needs your brilliant bit of weird.

[giantmushyfriend]

It's not a want, your honor, IT'S A NEED

Okay, okay, okay.

Y'all, I'm snowed into my house after Iowa just got slammed by a lot of snow, so I predict some cabin fever mess to spew from this page (I'm sorry).

ANYWAY

So, we all know how Michael Sheen was on the celebrity episode of the Great British Bake Off, and he was an absolutely chaotic and competitive little shit. Michael always jokes about his competitiveness, but he just came out of the gates swinging, acting like the chaotic little Welshman he is. And we loved it. How could we not? Michael is so loveable, even when he's causing chaos and making Wales 4 Ever treats. That being said, I vote Michael comes back for another episode.

But Giantmushyfriend, I hear you ask, won't that be repetitive and boring?

No, because not only is Michael unpredictable and very funny, but also because two other people would be joining him: his TV husband, David Tennant, and Neil Gaiman, the destroyer and repairer of all hearts.

There are so many different ways this potential episode could play out, and it is the best thing the Great British Bake Off could produce. Because just think about it.

Michael would inherently go back to being the chaotic menace we all know he will be. He'd come in with the attitude, "I performed great the last time I was here, and I am going to do great again, and if I don't, then at least I'll be cute."

David would come in, and everyone would expect him to be all nice because he's practically known as the Patron Saint of Pleasantness in the acting world, but he turns out to be a menace. I can picture David either trying to create an alliance with Michael, trying to impress Michael, or trying to demolish Michael. There would be no in-between. In the case of the third scenario, I can practically hear David saying, "Listen, Michael Sheen is a dear friend who I love immensely. Top of the line, man, Michael. However, I am going to annihilate him- exterminate him." Because, as Georgia has warned us, he would be insufferable.

Either way, every compilation of David and Michael acting like a married couple for X minutes would get new content, and Anna and Georgia would get a good laugh.

And then there's Neil, the mastermind. Neil would be a more secretive, chaotic force brewing beneath the surface. He would seem all nice and just happy to be there, enjoying making some goods and having fun. But behind the scenes, he's turning people against each other and watching them take each other down. Because Neil is an evil mastermind, we've seen it with all of his works. He's a writer. He knows how to cause conflict. And he will wipe the floor with David and Michael, alongside everybody else. There would be a slew of "Neil Gaiman Big Brain" compilations and edits all over the Internet, all of which would be retweeted by Michael, who is salty about it. And we would relish in it.

Listen, this would be my Roman Empire. I don't know who I need to write for this to happen. I don't know how hard I need to grovel at God's feet for the Earth to be blessed with this, but I need it so biblically. I'll grovel harder than Aziraphale, but for the love of all things both Holy and Unholy, P L E A S E

@goodomensonprime

P L E A S E

[northernstcr]

i just knooww the sunshine court audiobook is going to be so bad. i am looking forward to it

[gemharvest]

Hello this is William Afton aka Purple Guy I'm on my side account cuz i got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can build new animatronics and continue killing children.

[yuecrafter]

Made my own Tongue & Tail Butcher Shop merch while I’m waiting for the official stuff. Distressed texture sheet magnets.

[starlit-mansion]

Since I've been unable to stop rotating my man, here's Neil. A perfectly normal elven sorcerer with a perfectly normal amulet that happens to clash with his outfit and is also fusing into his skin. Actually... Maybe someone should take a look at that...

It was kind of fun to redesign him from memory alone and rework the color scheme, but no redesign will ever rob my guy of his iconic facial hair.

[jolieeason]

Clear Your TBR 2025---January

Prompts I finished in January 1st book in a series A New to You Author A Book You Wouldn’t Shut Up About A predictable book Written by a celebrity A book you wish you could read again for the first time A book you owned for 5+ years Alliteration in the Title Bought in an independent bookshop or charity shop Book 1: Written by the same author Book 2: Written by the same author Related…

[nysocboy]

"Dashing in December": Christmas romcom with gay guys and a ranch that needs saving

I was recommended Dashing in December, a Christmas romcom advertised on Amazon Prime as a tv series, for some reason.  The blurb gives the standard plotline: Big City careers are stupid, go home for Christmas and find love.  The twist: Big City is a guy!  It will take about 10 minutes of screen time for the big reveal: he's gay!

Scene 1: Establishing shot of NYC.  Big, Important Financial Planner Wyatt (Peter Porte) is at an office Christmas party, miserable amid the talk of husbands and wives.  He and Lindsey broke up in October, so he'll be alone!  At Christmas! Hey, I thought Wyatt was gay.  Has he not figured it out yet, or is Lindsey a made-up girlfriend? 

"What went wrong?" the Big Boss wants to know. "I thought you and Lindsey were perfect for each other."  So they've met?  Maybe Lindsey is a beard? Or maybe he's bi?

 "The nonstop trips to the Cape, the five-star restaurants every night. I want someone with simple, down-home tases."  Should have thought of that before you moved to the Big City, Dude. 

More plot: this is the first Christmas since Dad passed away, so Mom is depressed, so he's going back to the ranch in Colorado.  10,000 to one he finds love there.

Hey, the hot bartender (Eric Meroño, left) grins at Wyatt!  If you came in cold, this would be your first clue that Wyatt might not be straight, but I'll bet not one viewer in 100 catches it

Scene 2: Establishing shot of a beautiful ranch in Colorado. Wyatt's Mom brings tea to her workers: a girl and Heath (Juan Pablo de Pace, below).  She announces that Wyatt is coming home for Christmas, for the first time in five years.  Heath has only been working there for three years, so they've never met, but the girl is his High School Girlfriend. Whoa, Wyatt really racks up the babes.  

"Won't your husband, who is out of the country working for Doctors Without Borders, be jealous of your ex-boyfriend visiting?" Heath asks. 

High School Girlfriend, grinning: "I...don't...think so."  Her certainty is another clue.

Heath leaves, and High School Girlfriend interrogates Mom: "Heath doesn't know about Wyatt?" 

 "Well, I couldn't just tell him, could I?"  Tell him what, Mom?  What about your son is such a problem that you're afraid to tell your employee about it?

"Well, does Wyatt know about Heath?"  

"What could I say: you guys are both gay?"  The big reveal!   Why all the circumlocution and misdirection?  Probably the same rationale as not revealing that a tv character is gay until Season 2: you want the viewers to become invested in the story first, so they won't run away in homophobic horror. 

Wait -- Ranch Hand Heath is gay, too?  So what's the problem? This will be a very short romcom. Wyatt's plane lands, sparks fly, mistletoe, the end.

Scene 3:  Heath giving two moms and two kids (a lesbian couple?) a tour of Santa's Workshop. By horse-drawn carriage, not sleigh: there's no snow on the ground. 

Meanwhile, Wyatt arrives. pulls out his luggage, and grimaces. Yuck, back at the place I found so oppressive as growing up!   Mom hugs him and immediately envisions him having kids. Geez, Lady, wait until he's in the house before pressuring him to get married and have kids. 

Wait -- if Wyatt is gay, what's up with the ex-girlfriend Lindsey?  Mom references them with he/him pronouns -- yep, he was a guy with a girl's name, a misdirection to fool us before the big reveal.  Or Wyatt has a thing for gender-bending names: his High School Girlfriend is named Blake.  

Mom points out Heath: "He keeps the place going."  Wyat notices the lack of customers for Santa's Village, and criticizes him for not doing his job.  Yeah, Heath, get busy and make with the snowfall!

Scene 4: Heath and High School Girlfriend are heading to dinner, and to meet Wyatt.  Heath worries that he will be homophobic, but she reassures him: that won't be a problem.  So the guy who escaped Colorado, with its long history of homophobic legislation, for the freedom of a gay mecca, is homophobic?  

At dinner, Wyatt brings up the real reason for his visit: he wants Mom to sell the ranch!  "It's prime real estate today, and Santa's Workshop isn't making any money."  The others act as if he's proposing eating babies.  

"This is your mother's home," High School Girlfriend says through gritted teeth. "This is all she has." Calm yourself, Girl -- Wyatt isn't kicking Mom out onto the street.  I checked current listings: Colorado ranches go from $2-15 million. 

Mom starts crying.  "So this is why you came home -- to destroy my life?  To spit on your father's grave?"

"Well, that's not the only reason.  I wanted to eat some babies, too."

The full review, with nude photos, is on SG Beefcake and Boyfriends

[tsghotelsandresorts]

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[digitalwizard01]

I still haven't finished the series so idk if they do but I kind of wish Dead Boy Detectives used some actual local Port Townsend Ghost stories for their cases like Manresa Castle or Fort Worden

[catalailas]

one thing I'm getting is that while neil distrusts people being nice in general, because by and large his experiences around everyone pre-foxes were just all terrible people, jean specifically just doesn't trust people being nice to him. he can believe there's plenty of kindness and gentleness in the world, he saw it in people like elodie and renee, and given and received by others. he just doesn't believe that he is worthy of it

[deepaktraveltales]

Ultimate Guide to Parasailing in the Andaman Islands

Parasailing in the Andaman Islands is one of the most thrilling experiences you can enjoy during your visit. Imagine soaring high above the stunning turquoise waters, surrounded by lush greenery and the open sky, all while being gently pulled by a speedboat below. This exhilarating adventure offers not just the rush of a lifetime, but also the opportunity to take in the spectacular views of the islands from a bird’s-eye perspective. Whether you're an adrenaline junkie or someone looking to try something new and exciting, parasailing in the Andaman Islands is an unforgettable experience. 

This guide will help you understand everything you need to know about parasailing, from the best time to go, and the top spots to try it, to essential safety tips.

1. Introduction to Parasailing in the Andaman Islands

Parasailing, also known as parascending, is an exciting recreational activity that involves being towed behind a boat while attached to a parachute-like sail. The boat speeds through the water, lifting you into the air and allowing you to glide above the waves. In the Andaman Islands, parasailing is a popular activity, thanks to its stunning coastal views and the clear blue waters of the Andaman Sea. The islands are known for their pristine beaches and vibrant marine life, which makes parasailing an ideal way to experience the beauty of the region from a unique perspective.

2. Best Time to Go Parasailing

When planning a parasailing trip to the Andaman Islands, the timing of your visit plays a significant role in determining the quality of your experience. The best time to go parasailing is generally between November and May, during the dry season. The weather during these months is pleasant, with clear skies, calm seas, and moderate winds all perfect for parasailing. The water is also more stable and calmer, ensuring a safer and more enjoyable ride.

Weather Considerations: While parasailing is an exciting activity, it is also dependent on the weather. Strong winds, rain, and rough seas can make parasailing dangerous, which is why it’s essential to check the weather forecast before heading out. During the monsoon season (June to September), parasailing is not recommended due to unpredictable weather conditions, including heavy rains and gusty winds.

3. Top Parasailing Locations in the Andaman Islands

The Andaman Islands are dotted with numerous beautiful beaches and coastal areas that are perfect for parasailing. Some locations are more popular than others due to their accessibility, scenic beauty, and the quality of the parasailing experience. Here are some of the top places you should consider:

Port Blair:

Port Blair, the capital of the Andaman and Nicobar Islands, is one of the most popular starting points for parasailing adventures. The Rajiv Gandhi Water Sports Complex, located on Corbyn’s Cove Beach, is one of the best spots to experience parasailing. It is well-equipped with safety facilities and experienced operators. The beach itself offers stunning views of the blue sea and nearby islands, making it a great place to enjoy parasailing and relax afterward.

Havelock Island:

Havelock Island, famous for its pristine beaches and crystal-clear waters, is another top location for parasailing. Elephant Beach is particularly popular for parasailing, as it offers a smooth experience with breathtaking views of the surrounding coral reefs and the lush green forest backdrop. If you're visiting Havelock, it's definitely worth adding parasailing to your itinerary for an unforgettable experience.

Neil Island:

Neil Island is known for its less crowded and tranquil environment, offering a peaceful alternative to the more popular spots like Havelock and Port Blair. Parasailing here gives you the chance to glide over unspoiled beaches and vibrant coral reefs. The calm waters and scenic surroundings make Neil Island an ideal destination for those looking for a more serene parasailing adventure.

4. Cost and Duration of Parasailing

Parasailing in the Andaman Islands can be quite affordable, depending on the location and the operator. On average, parasailing packages cost between INR 3,500 to INR 5,000 per person. The price can vary based on factors like the time of year, the location of the activity, and whether you're booking as part of a larger package that includes other water sports.

Package Inclusions:

Most parasailing packages include the necessary safety gear, such as life jackets and harnesses, along with a pre-activity briefing to ensure that you're fully prepared. The activity itself generally lasts between 10 to 15 minutes, though some operators may offer extended sessions at a higher cost.

Duration of the Experience:

While the actual parasailing ride might only last around 10-15 minutes, the entire experience can take longer, including the boat ride to the launch site, preparation time, and post-ride activities. The total time spent on the water can vary, so it's best to allocate at least an hour for the full parasailing experience.

5. Safety Measures and Guidelines

Safety is always a top priority when it comes to adventure sports like parasailing. Operators in the Andaman Islands take significant precautions to ensure that participants have a safe and enjoyable experience.

Pre-Activity Briefing:

Before you take off, you will be given a safety briefing by the instructor, explaining how to operate the harness, what to do during the ride, and how to react in case of an emergency. It is essential to pay attention and ask questions if you are unsure about any part of the process.

Health Considerations:

Parasailing is generally a safe activity, but it may not be suitable for everyone. People with heart conditions, high blood pressure, or other medical concerns should consult with a doctor before participating. It’s also important to be in reasonable physical condition to handle the activity, as you will be lifted into the air and pulled behind a boat at speeds.

Equipment Standards:

Ensure that the operator uses high-quality, well-maintained equipment. The parachute, harness, and life jacket should be thoroughly checked before every use. Reputable operators in the Andaman Islands follow strict safety standards and guidelines to ensure that the equipment is in top condition and that the staff is well-trained in emergency procedures.

6. Booking and Reservations

It’s a good idea to book your parasailing adventure in advance, especially during the peak tourist season (from November to February). This guarantees that you’ll get a spot and helps you avoid the disappointment of fully booked activities. While you can find parasailing services at most major beaches and water sports complexes, pre-booking can save you time and ensure a smoother experience.

Reputable Operators:

It’s essential to choose a reputable and experienced parasailing operator. You can find recommendations through online reviews or by asking locals. Check for certifications and safety standards before committing to a service.

Advance Booking:

Booking in advance also allows you to secure better prices and choose the best time slots for your parasailing experience. Some operators also offer discounts for group bookings or packages that include other activities.

7. Additional Tips for Parasailing Enthusiasts

To make the most of your parasailing experience in the Andaman Islands, here are a few helpful tips:

What to Wear:

Wear comfortable clothing and swimwear, as you’ll likely get wet during the activity. It’s advisable to wear light, quick-drying clothes, and sturdy footwear for the boat ride. Don’t forget to apply sunscreen, as you’ll be exposed to the sun for an extended period.

Photography Options:

If you want to capture the thrill of your parasailing experience, check if the operator offers photography services. Many companies provide a photographer who will capture stunning aerial shots of you while you’re flying high above the ocean.

Post-Activity Plans:

After your parasailing adventure, consider exploring other nearby attractions. You can relax on the beach, go for a swim, or even try other water sports like snorkeling or jet skiing.

8. Conclusion

Parasailing in the Andaman Islands is an exhilarating experience that combines the excitement of adventure sports with the breathtaking beauty of the islands' pristine waters and lush landscapes. Whether you’re a seasoned thrill-seeker or a first-timer, parasailing offers a unique and unforgettable way to experience the Andaman Islands from the sky. With proper safety measures, ideal weather conditions, and reputable operators, you can enjoy the ride of a lifetime while taking in some of the most scenic views in India.

Make sure to plan ahead, follow safety guidelines, and get ready for an adventure you'll cherish forever.