#Nice knowing you

[unforgivablego]

Are they trying to send him to Heaven through a circle???

[flightfoot]

RIP @ladyofthenoodle’s tinder bio

[goemon-fan]

very important post

[analog]

Maybe this really would turn out to have been the right call…

goodbye seth and/or ptolema and/or mehit and/or lilith

[mynameisuncertain]

karma will always find you.

[dogmanincorrectquotes]

[Sarah is interviewing Chief]

Sarah: So, Chief, what do you have planned for your future?

Chief: Lunch.

Sarah: No, I mean in the long term.

Chief: …dinner?

[puhpandas]

paralives looks cool but also every time something tries to do fake simlish it sounds so dumb 😭

[cinephiliaisnotadisease]

You'd think he would be smart enough not to confront a bunch of traitors. He should say "Jolly good, I need the privy, I'll be back shortly" and haul ass to Dragon Stone

[the-inevitable-minor-fires]

Putting the whole Bandcamp collection on shuffle, because the app allows it now.

Feels a bit like Russian Roulette. Is this my true nature?

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[just-spacetrash]

the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot

[jabberwick]

Human Bill Cipher

(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)

And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.

[sanleigh]

Yesterday was the travel hygene kit. Today it's the sketching en plein air kit. This will be difficult because while I'm confident I can sketch there and paint at home, I would like the option to capture some colours but... what colours to bring? Water for the fountain naturally but

you see...

I was told there were flamingos.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

[dogmanincorrectquotes]

Chief: Wow, I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs!

Sarah: Those are bones, Chief.

Chief: Not if I never look down!

[judahmaccabees]

Efficiency effeminates shouldn't be in charge.