#No other reasons

[hunnam]

Shawn Roberts Cracked, S02E07 - "Hideaway"

[spitbrain]

can i say something and no one can get mad at me

[trashcancalicojack]

Bilbo: man sure is dark in here.

Thorin:

Bilbo: I'm not scared or anything.

Thorin:

Bilbo: I mean who is scared of the dark these days? Not me, no sir.

Thorin: do you want me to hold your hand?

Bilbo: yes please.

[pushing500]

Oopsie daisies, what an unfortunate and unforeseen outcome to this refugee quest. Whatever will we do now? I suppose all that's left is to consume them out of respect ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Blackdragon is starting work on making some packaged survival meals for the first leg of our journey towards the crashed ship. He's got a level 8 cooking skill with a minor passion for it. A handy colonist to have, for sure.

In other news, Socks is getting along swimmingly with both Laursen and her cellmate Duchess! At some point, Socks has been converted to our cult, but I must have missed it in all the goings-on. We're working to recruit her now.

In a few days, our violent conversion ritual will be ready again, though, so Blackdragon's catgirl fiancee Duchess had best be prepared...

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[frog-girlfriend]

look its edited and everything hshdjdhf

sorry it took me a couple days to reply to this i needed time to formulate an official response

my official response is: wOOF WOOF BARK BARK ABARK AWHOOOOOOO

[ghostsisters]

Sure.

[cannibalovers]

Hannibal song of the day : song no. 12

cuz mizumono since will, abi, alana and jack are dying🔥 and cuz sick instrumental 🔥

[grollow]

Not sure if you've gotten Hollow by now for the blorbo blingus so, in case you did, maybe Siren?

hehe i got hollow first! surprisingly no grimm though

:>

[tireironmybeloved]

15. Do you like mutual masturbation? Wally vc: for science 🧑🏻‍⚕️🔎🧪⚗️

Sinday asks; accepting

".... depends on who is the mutual." Wally. Wally why are you making him blush like this? he is supposed to be a tough bad boy. Not a blushing mess. Why. How dare.

[sleepybatfriend]

the issue with being as sexy and desirable as I am is that people get intimidated and don't confess that they have a crush on me as often as they otherwise would

[johnnyneedscash]

the blue and red dynamic is out, the black and white dynamic IN

[nitw]

i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

[baristabomb]

...weird amount of dunmeshi fans have been saying being a caretaker in a relationship is the worst thing ever..marcille must want to killl everyone soo bad because doing things for people suuuucks sooo muchh

it's an act of love, not just a job i promise. we all want someone who's willing to take care of us in some way, just like how senshi shows care for others by cooking for them :'|

[grantwilson]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

[javsarts]

Literally went from:

“Why would I ever trust the word of an Oathbreaker?”

“It’s unwise to trust a bloody Sharran”

To:

“Why hello, Lover, that sounded more debonaire in my head, I admit”

“I am yours, my Heart”

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Aaaand I’m finally in Act 3 (fucking finally) with my Oathbreaker Paladin Durge run. I can only wish I’m talented enough of a writer to write a fic for these two I swear-

Edit:

Not sure if anyone cares but yeah, fic here lol

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55994872/chapters/14220