#NotMyProblem

[in-tenebris-et-in-solitudine]

[louisdulacblog]

Armand: Well I'm going to make it your problem 🙂

[theonlinevegan]

[the-most-humble-blog]

🔥You’re Not “Non-Binary.” You’re Just Bored.

For centuries, men were men, women were women, and nobody had a damn identity crisis about it.

Now? Every other kid on TikTok is suddenly “non-binary.”

We went from “I’m a person” to “I’m an ethereal genderless spirit creature” in record time.

Why?

Because most of these people aren’t actually non-binary.

They’re just bored.

“Non-Binary” Is A Trend, Not A Reality

Let’s look at the numbers, because math doesn’t give a fuck about feelings.

In 2014, less than 0.5% of people in the U.S. identified as non-binary or genderfluid.

By 2021, that number skyrocketed to 5%—a 900% increase in less than a decade.

Among Gen Z? Over 25% claim to be “somewhere on the gender spectrum.”

Let me ask you something:

Did human biology change overnight?

Did evolution pull a U-turn in the last decade?

Or—and hear me out—is it more likely that being non-binary just became trendy?

Because if we’re suddenly seeing millions of people “discover” a gender identity crisis that literally never existed before, we need to ask:

👉 Is this real? 👉 Or is this just people desperate for attention?

The Non-Binary “Awakening” Is Just Tumblr 2.0

Back in the 2010s, this exact same pattern happened with:

“Pansexuality” (which, let’s be real, is just bisexual with extra steps)

“Otherkin” (people who insisted they were animals in human bodies)

“Demisexuality” (congratulations, you need an emotional connection to have sex—you’re just a normal person)

What happened?

It died off. Because it wasn’t real.

But gender? That’s the new hot trend.

And why wouldn’t it be?

You get instant validation online.

You get a special identity without having to achieve anything.

You get to be oppressed without having to actually experience hardship.

Who needs a personality when you can just claim a new gender every week and demand applause for it?

99% Of “Non-Binary” People Still Magically Align With Their Birth Sex

Let’s talk about how convenient this trend is.

Non-binary “men”—still act and dress like men.

Non-binary “women”—still act and dress like women.

You ever notice that?

They’ll scream at you that they’re not male or female, but 99% of them still look and behave like their birth sex.

They don’t transition. They don’t take hormones. They don’t change their physical presentation.

They just throw on a they/them pronoun in their bio and expect the world to rearrange itself around their new, fragile identity.

Because the truth is?

👉 They don’t actually believe they’re non-binary. 👉 They just like the attention that comes with it.

And in a world where being a regular man or woman is “boring,” what better way to stand out than making up an identity out of thin air?

Science Still Says There Are Two Genders—Cry About It

I know this upsets Twitter users with septum piercings, but:

👉 Every scientific study, every biological textbook, and every credible geneticist confirms that there are two sexes: male and female.

👉 99.98% of humans are born with either XY or XX chromosomes. (The other 0.02% are actual intersex individuals—a biological disorder, not a third gender.)

👉 No amount of “gender feelings” will change that.

So when someone says, “I’m neither male nor female, I’m non-binary,” what they really mean is:

🚨 “I am experiencing an existential crisis but instead of therapy, I decided to change my pronouns.”

And instead of saying “Damn, maybe I need a hobby,” they demand that the entire planet cater to their new self-diagnosed identity.

“But Gender Isn’t Biological, It’s A Social Construct!”

Wrong.

Languages across every culture—from Chinese to Arabic to Latin—have gender built into them.

Every civilization since the dawn of time has recognized two genders.

Animals, insects, and even goddamn plants operate on a male/female reproductive system.

But suddenly, in 2020, we discovered that all of history was wrong and Twitter activists are the new experts.

Sure.

The Harsh Truth: You’re Not Non-Binary—You’re Just Bored, Lonely, Or Looking For Clout

The explosion of non-binary identity isn’t a biological shift or a cultural enlightenment.

It’s a boredom epidemic.

People used to find meaning through:

✔ Building a career ✔ Raising a family ✔ Creating art ✔ Developing a real personality

Now?

People log onto TikTok, see a blue-haired activist getting 500,000 likes for saying “I just discovered I’m genderfluid,” and suddenly…

💡 “I’m non-binary too!”

Not because it’s real. Not because they ever struggled with gender before. But because it’s trendy, it gets attention, and it gives them something to put in their bio.

And the second this trend dies?

They’ll quietly drop it and pretend it never happened—just like they did with their Tumblr self-diagnosed mental illnesses.

Final Thought: Reality Always Wins

You can scream your gender feelings into the void. You can write 37 pronouns in your bio. You can throw a tantrum when someone says “sir” or “ma’am” in public.

But at the end of the day?

👉 Reality doesn’t care.

There are men and women. That’s it. That’s all there ever was. That’s all there ever will be.

And deep down? You know it.

Now go touch some grass.

🔥 REBLOG if you’re tired of the gender circus. 💬 COMMENT if you know someone who pulled the “I’m non-binary” stunt for clout. 🚀 FOLLOW for more brutal, no-BS truth bombs.

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[cupidmanic]

i don't mind coming off strong some people will go their whole lives not experiencing the range i get to on a regular basis lol

[wherechaoswins]

wild how ppl think its worse to call out bullshit than to be the one doin the bullshit in the first place. like sorry for noticing i guess

[pkbeamgamma]

had a manager meeting and found out policies in my department have changed and it solves like 80% of my problems

[honey-minded-hivemind]

In the spilt milk au, Jean, Scott, and Kurt probably think they are still friends with their human buddies, so they are really shocked when they start being really cold to them.

Like Duncan and Scott being aggressive towards each other, that's normal. Happens all the time. But then Duncan just... dumps Jean. Just walks up to her at the beginning of the day, tells her they are over, and that's that. Scott isn't sure if he should be mad at Duncan for dumping Jean or happy she's single. Now he's avoiding the Xavier teens all together. Duncan started to have some really deep introspection after Reader's accident, wanted to be better, and didn't want to stay with someone who was acting like he used to.

Taryn is catty and petty, and it SHOWS. She shoulder checks Jean in the hallway. Spreads rumors mixed with the truth with Ellen and Portia (I looked up their names). Purposefully posts her and Reader going to parties (Reader is normally messing with the host's cat in the background) and going shopping (Reader can hold twice as many bags as her ex boyfriends and they don't complain. If they weren't ace, she would date them, but she will take having them as a wingman.)

Paul is a master of #notmyproblem, and the problem is now the Xavier kids. He knows all of the weird hiding spaces in town and in school, which he pushed Reader to when he sees the teens, turning dramatically on his heel. He is actually really glad Reader is hanging out with him. They stop by his house, go to the arcade, and do all the stuff Scott never had time for anymore.

Principal Kelly doesn't actually interact with his students throughput the day all that much, and he is mature enough to not show favoritism to Reader, but there will be disciplinary actions taken. He doesn't understand why the former principal let bullies torture students so badly. He has a reports pile going back three years. But first he has to check Reader's medical files before having a talk with Xavier. What's this.....?

Amanda is actually the one to confront the X-Teens and Darlyn. She knows about mutants and all the trouble they face, so she can not believe they would treat one of their own like this. She blows up at Kurt after school, yelling at him in front of the group on how she can't believe she wasted her time with someone heartless and cruel, then dumps him on the spot. She gonna go hang out with Taryn, Ellen, Portia, and Reader.

Reader also starts hanging out with the Brotherhood. They don't officially join, but they are unusually nice when they find out, and Pietro tells them they can crash at their place if they want. He is still a little jerk, but he isn't heartless!

To the teens, this all happens in the span of a day. Jean gets dumped, suddenly their friends and most of the student body hates them, Kurt gets dumped, then they get to the mansion, and Principal Kelly is there! Why is he here!?

Let's just say this is an eye opening experience for everyone.

Kelly has a nice, long, lengthy three hour talk about Reader and how they were bullied, how the previous system and adults failed them, amd how from now on, Xavier's kids are allowed anywhere near them.

The teens are confused, and hurt, amd shocked at just how deep this all goes. There's sh*t that's happened that they didn't even know about. Amd Darlyn isn't looking very innocent or nice anymore...

And well...

Let's just say the X-Men do some investigating... so does the Brotherhood, who are now trying to keep an eye on Reader and help them be friends again... and Darlyn is about to have the worst, and last, night of their life once the full truth comes to light of what they've done to Readef over the years...

[bark-barkley]

This all mainly works because like you said there's no real imbalance b/w them - Buck keeps engineering them into softcore porn scenarios and Eddie's kind of out of his depth, meanwhile the rest of B Shift is like. Ah there goes Buck's famous subtlety and tact! I also feel like maybe on Eddie's end the brat taming instincts are going wild bc everything Buck does triggers them and thats when a well-placed hand-on-scruff or gqood boy comes in handy except all that does is make Buck melt into him and look a little lost. Yaaayyy

well. eddie is still kinda sorta his boss but im just ignoring that because well not my problem hashtag notmyproblem. However, hes not doing anything malicious with it so yippee and yay.

literally buck is "getting stuck" under the couch when he goes to grab something so he can ask his big strong captain to help him as he wiggles his ass the whole time and eddies face is SO red. buck is "accidentally" locking them in the storage closet and getting on his knees to grab something from one of the shelves that just so happens to be behind eddie.

but yes eddie is going "wow this probie really needs some discipline but also someone who he can relate to so lets try being open and friendly but also drag him back to heel when he starts acting out too much." not realizing that he is soft domming buck 90% of the time they have conversations about that stuff and then he firmly grabs the back of bucks neck and tells him he did good and buck runs off to the bathroom and comes back flushed and shakey and eddie cant figure out what hes doing to make buck act like that even though HE feels like that whenever buck does stuff. my idiots <3 buck thinking hes in charge and can freely do stuff and act out which eddie gets flustered over but then eddie tells buck what to do and then HE gets flustered by it yay

[lathez]

welp fucking blended Miraak again #smoothie #yummy #notmyproblem

[latewife]

best part of DID is i can just be like That didny happen to me #notmyproblem #fuckthemkids #maryalwayswins

[s4w-yer]

Ledropthia, stop-

your killing me .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

[marigoldbaker]

started killing cultists and one of them just kinda stood there and didn't go hostile. she really said #notmyproblem

[r1nstaaa]

INTRODUCTION!!

okay sorry i know i'm super late to this but this blog is literally just for shits and giggles so #notmyproblem

you can call me rin!!

hyunjin biased if that wasn't obvious already (ik it was)

mind you i don't actually have a real posting schedule btw i just come online whenever i have time :(

still trying to figure stuff out on tumblr bc #wattpadgirly

here's the link to my masterlist

i mostly write for skz and maya's favourite ppl (it's mingyu and jk [i'm still only considering writing for jk])

anyways you're free to blurt out whatever is on your mind!! no judgement here this is a safe space ❤️

[tyanis]

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