#OH IM SO AMUSED BY THIS

[daiwild]

changing room mishap

Kons a lil confused but he will ALWAYS get pissed at bad guys hurting his friends

[reineydraws]

this ask got me thinking about the body swap au again lol here's a wip for what is eventually going to become a sketch dump post for the au aha. whenever i finish that.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wormie wormie wormie wormi-

[camels-pen]

*trying to think of a Zoro and Usopp combo attack*

*remembers Enies Lobby* *remembers the start of Punk Hazard*

I can't believe canon already delivered on that. twice

For reference, the Punk Hazard one is this:

[hatsunevitu]

i have a headcanon that all of cartman’s “first times” were with butters: first kiss, first sexual contact (as teens), first date attempts. because they both trusted each other and they both had sexuality and identity crisis, so they kinda… experimented with each other.

and even though kyle laughs when he just learns this fact of cartman’s life, after he finally starts dating cartman he can’t help but feel these jealousy and envy when eric mentions that “he has already tried that with butters”, and he’s very likely to subconsciously start disliking butters a little, because he just can’t let go of this thought of cartman and butters kissing or having an awkward date or something.

[fredgar]

happened like around 2 days ago still thinking about it

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

A sacrifice that falls for Creation's tricks; seems Icarus always falls, *huh*?

oh but he would. oh but he would..

[lanaevyssmoved]

my lizard: 420 tostito chips

[waffliesinyoface]

this has nothing to do with the overall plot of the fic but i was talking about hasami in a discord server and came to the conclusion that one of the first things that happens when she learns how to better differentiate scents is that the shampoo shes been using for her entire childhood is. dog shampoo. her mom just gets it in bulk. no one in the clan sees any problem with this!!!

the FIRST thing she buys with her initial genin paycheck is better shampoo.

[savingoursanity]

Me, chill? Hah, absolutely not, never. Complete and utter basket case.

However I refuse to make that anyone else's business or problem.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

here's some tidbits from the Laughingstock Misunderstanding fic outline, just 'cause i got mild amusement outta them and thought y'all might too <3

[95zintheirownworld]

"as long as taehyungie asks if i'm ok, i'm fine. but if he didnt notice, i would go and make a scene in front of him and if he just said im sorry, then i would be sad all day."

[koifsssh]

i rewatched my favorite version of sweeny todd, because tiktok has been bombarding me with the revival of it! oh boy. now i can’t stop imagining... rainy as... sweeney todd... so i offer a messy sketch!

OHHH if you have the time, i highly recommend listening/watching sweeney todd, very good! you can watch act 1 & act 2 here! oh... i love mrs. lovett...

i wish i had more words to offer, but i feel as if i will just start rambling about topics that are simply unrelated...

[cognitosclowns]

im so calm im so normal im so calm im so normal im so calm im so

[camels-pen]

vague DP x Noragami crossover time~

Hiyori is terrified of Danny; something about him rubs her so so wrong. She tries her best to be nice, but she is the equivalent of a shivering chihuahua puppy in his midst. Danny feels kinda bad about that, but he can't really turn it off without turning human so he tries to stay as calm as possible around her.

Yukine, on the other hand, loves him. He thinks Danny's so cool and keeps bugging him about stuff from America and trying to show off how much he knows about the culture (a very impressive amount actually), and goes nuts seeing all the things Danny can do with his ghost powers. Danny feels the same about Yukine, gushing about his Shinki abilities and urging him into telling stories about his adventures and Japanese culture. These two become good friends.

Yato is kind of indifferent, and then the tiniest bit jealous once Yukine starts looking up to Danny. After getting to know him a little more, Danny has a hard time believing someone like Yato is a real "god".

It doesn't take long for Yukine to start looking up to Danny, just seeing how easily Danny can take care of Ayakashi (named "Phantoms" in the anime, heh) impressed Yukine enough to ask for advice. Thus, Yato's "oh hey potentially a customer!" doesn't last more than a day or two.

Danny does accidentally hang out with Hiyori in human form, and she does not recognize him in the slightest. She also isn't afraid of him at all in human form.

Important note: Danny, to this trio, only know him as "Phantom"

Side idea: I,,, am gonna be honest, I dunno how the naming system would work realistically, but somehow with some word, Yato gets cut off from saying the whole word of something and Danny gets a funny feeling in his chest! By the time he feels two hands holding him tightly, he realizes that he is A) not in ghost form, B) not in human form, and C) he was-

"A Thermos?" Yato asked. "Bit of a random item, but- HOLD ON YOU'RE A SHINKI?!"

Danny did not, in fact, know he was a Shinki.

The idea is: Yato, being a "god of calamity" (if this isnt actually true, F to me), and Danny, being... whatever the hell amalgamation of ecto-energy and ghost shit and human being that he is- they both sort of? overlap? If that makes sense. And so, even though Yato did not intend to call a Shinki, nor did he know Danny was a Shinki (and that he had apparently bestowed a name at some point and completely forgotten about except- that's impossible what the fuck) he had none the less a new Shinki in his possession. One that turned into a thermos.

Idk how this would go plotwise, but Yato would immediately turn around and go "hey, Yukine, isn't this great? We can use Danny to keep food warm in the winter-!" and then he gets wrestled to the ground by Hiyori of all people, who was previously keeping a good distance between her and Danny and also panicking a little bit because it seemed like his smell completely disappeared what-

And Danny is just "what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck" and "did my parents sell me to the calamity god at some point???"

The answer he gets is no, but he's never totally sure and is always suspicious about it.

Some more notes:

-> He freaks out Hiyori because he smells like an Ayakashi

-> Yukine is a little bit drawn to him due to their similar (enough) circumstances.

-> Yato doesn't give much of a shit beyond the usual, at first, because he's used to the presence of death and Ayakashi near him. And Danny's existence isn't much of a surprise to him after hanging out with a sort-of Ayakashi (Hiyori) for so long.

-> After transforming into a Shinki for Yato, Danny can, in fact, blight him! When he changes back to his non-thermos self though, he does not blight Yato.

-> Danny offers to teach Yukine math one (1) time when Hiyori is unavailable and it ends with both of them getting repeat lessons. Danny thinks its a rip-off that he's not in school and yet he's still doing homework.

[lelianaslefthand]

uh oh sisters...... i just wanted to play with my fantasy virtual dolls and now im a little attached....