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urmumsfan · 4 months ago

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2day’s my dad’s bday his name is tyler the creator

#veta’s bullshit #old ass mf

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rxxkes · 1 year ago

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67 is insane

#in a good way #officially the oldest man #i feign for #wrestling #wwf #wwe #bret hart #bret the hitman hart #wcw #tna #ecw #excellence of execution #meow meow meow #happy birthday #OLD ASS MF

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the-leftist-n-slander-kids · 2 years ago

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HA! GET FUCKED

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BREAKING: HENRY KISSINGER HAS COFFIN FLOPPED

#l + ratio #old ass mf #henry kissinger #haha

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very-super-silly · 2 months ago

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so glad they confirmed callum to not like kids 😔😔🙏 not that i ever thought that he liked kids but at least it’s confirmed that this mf can do one (1) thing right

#i hate him 💔#anyways yippee!! he doesn’t like children (and that whole thing was just him trying to explain to reina that he’s demi 😭🙏)#demi king #also. HES LIKE 30????#old ass mf #technically like 29 but same same #this post was basically what i wrote as my notes in the margins btw #sighhhh callum i hate you #callum nova #atlas complex #silly talkz: :p #atlas posting

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bigboipyromaniac · 8 months ago

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How it feels writing a draft and your laptop hates you and crash... again

#istg if this thing breaks again #yall im losing it #someone give me your laptop #old ass mf

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doscientasmph · 2 years ago

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Justin Verlander is the definition of flopianna to me….

#old ass mf #the other old men (greinke and scherzer) are safe for now #even tho max is like nearing flopianna to a ungodly lvl

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batz-uid · 5 months ago

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Basically what happened.

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toris-madness · 1 month ago

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Big ol’ teddy bear

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #old man yaoi #tf2 demoman #team fortress demoman #red demoman #demosolly #boots n bombs #tf2 solly #soldier team fortress 2 #tf2 soldier #old ass gay mfs

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crowleysfall · 5 months ago

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this diva

#slutty ass way to sit lmao i see you gayboy molloy #i need that old man to [REDACTED] me so bad #until the bed breaks and not a moment before #armand you lucky mf #watching armand rail this old man in season 3 is going to be the best moment of my life #interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #the vampire armand #daniel molloy

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angermango · 5 months ago

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i finally got off my butt and finished up a somewhat satisfactory design for that AU Rachel Bronev I dreamt up aaages ago

I even finally came up with a name! say hello to

Anne Desperée

She's done with being fridged. In fact, she has just broken out of the fridge, dismantled it for parts and used those parts to make a mini-mecha heading to Targent's base right now.

also, the third lot of expression sketches was fun because it made me realise how much Layton and Descole's body language matches up in their sprites/animations. that had to be deliberate right

(+ just ref image sheet below of the loose inspirations)

#professor layton #rachel bronev #professor layton au #this shouldn't have taken me actual human months to do i don't really have an excuse #but yeag here's the lady #i probably went overboard on the fancy embroidery pattern on the mantle that's like way too much for the PL style design. but it is sexy.#she strikes me as a trick items kind of woman. like she does the big ass mecha stuff too but she's basically batman if he was classy af #also the body language/emote part makes me tickle at the thought both the bros get something from ol mumsy #like everyone likes to say layton must have got his looks and kindness from his mum etc #while des got his old man's eyes and temper and ruthless streak etc etc #but like what if the gene for being an unhinged theatre kid mf was actually maternal and des is more like his mum than even he thought #>>mango(t)art #ptdidt au #debating on revising the name for that still it's funny but also a mouthful #toss up between 'it runs in the family' and 'in the blood'

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cry-ptidd · 1 year ago

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The difference between Canon Alucard and Abridged Alucard is that Abridgedcard knows how to use electronics

#seras what's a tweeter #alucard #hellsing #shitpost #hellsing abridged #there's no CANON confirmation that Alucard is shit at using a phone but.#i mean come on #that's an old man #he wasn't even flying the sr71 mf was using his telekinesis #probably can't even drive. his big ass can't fit in the car

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lazymonth · 2 months ago

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Can't stop thinking about my hunter...

All of this is so far the draw I make during making AU with friends. I'm gonna leave without elaborate, lol

#I can't stop thinking about him. I'm going crazy.#I feel like I'm having a character development of my own when I used to can't able to looking at him directly in the game #and now. I'm absolutely simp for this old ass mf #monster hunter #monster hunter wilds #mhwilds #oc #( does he count as oc?? )#turbotastic #au #paper doodles #shit post

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raylangivins · 2 months ago

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Funniest thing is actually everyone being like “he’s not woke! He’s anti-lgbt, and he helped a priest accused of sexual abuse, and he’s registered republican.” Like, ok guys, so the thing about the Catholic Church as an institution,

#this is the real life Catholic Church! we’re evil in this mf!#take your sensitive ass back to conclave (2024)#old man yells at cloud

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art-bloob · 1 year ago

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