#Objectum Headcanon

[starheirxero]

I felt the need to really go the extra mile to spread my "Ruin is objectum for arcade machines" truth, so here's an entire finished piece precisely for that <3

Note: PLEASE click and zoom in on the details I spent so much time on this LMAO

[dieselfang]

N objectum canon

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Mary Ann is objectum to me

She’s in a adorable QPR with her comfort hoodie, she’s in a romantic relationship with her switch and likes to give them lil smooches and hug them, and she has a familial relationship/friendship with a childhood plushie

I love her dearly and she loves her object partners and friends so much, it’s adorable and I love her

[objectum-selfshipper]

*jolts upright in a cold sweat* GRIAN OBJECTUM FOR THE OCEAN

[your-fave-is-objectum]

A.B.A. from guilty gears series is objectum and attracted to keys!

requested by anon

[fandomsoda]

Omg...Tell me everything about your objectum Ink headcanon..(only if you want it ofc..)

ok well- I never put a ton of thought into it necessarily, but I think I can detail a few things

Obviously I’d imagine he sees Broomie as his lifelong partner, that’s his weapon and comfort item for crying out loud! I’d imagine Broomie has some supernatural properties as well simply because we see it move on its own in some official art, and I think when Ink talks to it, it can talk back. Only Ink can hear though.

Ink’s obviously a bit more fond of and oriented towards art supplies and art itself, definitely kissed a few paintings lol. He’s also probably fond of weapons, especially extravagant ones, as those too are technically works of art in many different ways.

idk much else I just like the idea of Ink being a silly object kisser

[sage-writes-n-coins-mogai]

Jack Frost is objectum and is dating the Wind and has a queerplatonic relationship with their staff who’s name is either Joy or Jubilee because I’m objectum and I said so >:3

[manyminded]

we should get a dark world in berdly’s room and his computer should be his boyfriend. ssssend post

[theverycoolestdude]

“sweeny todd objectum is canon,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage in shame. “no, he’s right.” i hear a voice in the back say. the lights come on. it’s stephen sondheim.

[redacted-coiner]

This man is Objectum and no one can tell me otherwise.

Trevor Hills from American Arcadia is Objectum!

Full body versions under the cut!

[objectum-culture-is]

Omg sorry this is unrelated but I need to tell SOMEONE

Ok so if anyone knows cuphead, dr kahl is so objectum in my mind

I shall not elaborate

Omg!!! Wait- no I need this breakdown

[pileofpawns]

plankton from spunch bop is objectum (computer wife. hello) and arospec fuck you

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Princess Naradriel is objectum to me and she loves her object partners so much and I love that for her

(The symbols are different kinds of attraction lol)

[my-gf-is-kazuichi-soda]

Hifumi Objectum flags

Hifumi is attracted to cartoon characters and cute AI girls (Alter Ego).

[your-fave-is-objectum]

beatrix lebeau from slime rancher is objectum and has a queerplatonic relationship with her vacpack!

[entropy-sea-system]

You know what, Garfield is objectum bc I said so. He is foodum, specifically lasagnum (attraction to lasagna)

Like. Look at this cat and tell me he's NOT objectum /lh

he also nonpartnering for objects! Only flings!!