#Oh my god this took so long

[arlo-rose]

Book nook <3

[patch-357]

SUPRISE ATTACK!!

a sequel to my last fake peppino post, we have more!!!!

69 other artists

Total time: 35 hours 19 minutes

I do have one without the names as well! Plus the mentions below.

@zxellex @rootbeertime @stvpidbtch @fakepeppinomybeloved @bigbeastcyrus @Yokai9 @Creature-of-pizza @sawmoose @fizzybugzz @unexpectedbrickattack @uhoh-peppinos @noisettesgfandwifenojoke @cartodarko @cyanityinsanity101 @Slimy-jlimy @awakenthebeing @vamp1r1cjuggalo @Impeack @askblogpizzawarau @eskariolis-con-salsa @onippep @b00nk @rambler-in-limbo @Superyokaigamer @Wulfii-wuff @thecobblerofpeaches @pudgywudge @Zedleaked @scaredii-cat @bow4thecamera @beatcroc @6kuros @mr-onion-e-mous @darnelldraws @Softballmaster21 @sad-scribble @m3-c0re @dilfsdotnet @biggrumbus @bluepeppi @kevinzhechaircreations @305chimeric @no-normality-needed @remaking-machine @thepuffisin @rascal-rose @lillovingsoul @beefy-the-stronk @superkirbylover @chaoticmoron-art @honeysodas @frostinepac3 @softersynths @ny4rdc0r3 @pizzatower-gremlin @missyqueenofevil @heehoo-snek @telethiakayya @azazelangel5 @thelittleowl @lumsparko @smunculus @cursedseabunny @p0stma1l @pexisnotwell @kairokust @zhes1 @snallygayster

[skritchskratch-art]

gotta get those gainz 🦾💪💪🏾✨✨

[sea-slumber]

[soup-scope]

DUN DUN!

You have been bitten by the mutual virus. To cure yourself, you must provide one reason why you follow each of your mutuals before sending this to others (whether mutuals or not) while in anon.

Good luck!

This… is gonna be so long…..

@star-sheeps : absolutely fucking hilarious. i always catch myself giggling whenever i see one of ur posts!! i also loved the ‘styling the listeners’ lil series u were doing i love fashion content sm. you were also one of the first people i followed when i first joined the redacted fandom🫡🫡

@caramel-metal : you somehow find the funniest shit to ever exist. your blog is a genuine gold mine for content i would’ve have seen otherwise it’s so‼️‼️‼️‼️

@taelonsamada : i thought it was a mistake when u followed me back 😭😭 but ī absolutely ADORE your writing. i constantly find myself rereading between me you and the fence post ehehehe. i’m gonna be ordering your new book soon and i’ve been vibrating at a frequency that’s impossible to witness with the naked eye (translation: im very excited)

@davidsfanclub : ANOTHER PERSON THAT MAKES ME GIGGLE. i loved ur angel design the first time i saw them and it’s genuinely infected and rotted my brain like THATS how i see angel too now omg. a very creative mind that makes me want to nibble on it

@artbykays : another person who i thought followed me back by mistake. *THE* best listener designs omg. THE ANGEL DESIGN EVER. AAAAAAAAAAAA. i genuinely love ur redacted art sm i had heart palpitations the day u followed me back

@basiliskbrews : another one of my first moots!!! i love citrus with a burning passion. i witnessed u rebrand ur blog and i still absolutely adore all and any content you put out. your vega and warden design has me frothing and convulsing on the ground like a fish abandoned on a deck.

@mothmayhem : I MISS YOU💕💕💕 another moot that has me giggling and kicking my feet. constantly has me twirling my hair and laughing ehehehe. i still can’t get over how you CALLED the david and asher proposals like dawg. how

@beedoes-stuff : GIGGLE ALERT. aka another moot that makes me laugh my ass off. not only do u post absolute bangers you have a tendency to reblog them too and i always have to put my phone down for a few mins

@themonotonysyndrome : it took me three tries to spell ur user right. we got another castin lover in this house 🤝🤝 i want to bite you on the head and then maul you. (all said with love and extreme amounts of affection) I LOVE HOW U TALK ABOUT BRIGHT AAAAA. i want to take a gigantic chunk out of ur writing i love it sm it has me rolling around and flailing

@falkea : MISS YOU💕💕. THE ANGEL DESIGN THAT EXECUTED ME ON THE SPOT. i hit the floor when u followed me back like my mouth was AGAPE. your quinn and darlin art genuinely changed my brain chemistry i will never be the same. a very big art inspiration for me. i shake with anticipation whenever i wait for ur next posts.

@vaselinepot : sometimes all you need is a silly lil moot who says the funniest shit unprompted. sometimes i have to put my phone down and breathe. i miss u vaseline come home

@darlin-collins : ANOTHER MOOT THAT MAKES ME LAUGH. YALL ARE FUNNY AS FUCK. however whenever you talk about the imperium i have to mentally prepare myself to be mentally and physically crushed.

@jollyfang : I LOVE THE REDACTED ART SM AAAAAA. another person who’s follow sent me into cardiac arrest. THE GAVIN DESIGN THAT HAD ME SWEATING. i love how you draw portraits it has me falling in love with ur art all over again when i see that u post.

@thevqid : i think we need to sit down and have a talk. idk about what. i just know that one of us isn’t leaving that room alive. said with all the love i can possibly muster. i love u tho💕💕

@beemybella : genuinely one of the sweetest people i’ve ever interacted with. i love being on ur tag list smth whenever you post it tosses me out of artblock and FILLS me with inspiration 💕💕

@konnorhasapen : PIRATE AU PIRATE AU AAAAAAAAA. i love your writing sm i need to be beaten back with a stick. i’m going to fist fight with you in a parking lot one of these days. i’m so glad you made it back into ur account. i love u sm from afar i feel like a maiden waiting for her husband to return home from the war.

@bratty-telepath : so shape. so shape. i love how stylized your work is. make an art book. please. graphic design IS your passion like pls spare some good character designs and interesting layouts for the rest of us. another moot who id be down the fist fight. this is a fight that i know id get my ass kicked during tho. like my body bent at angles no one is capable of. said with love ofc

@lovesstateofmatter : i always forget we’re moots until you interact with my shit and i bounce around for 5 minutes straight. YOUR BLAKE AND ELLIOT ART. I STILL THINK ABOUT IT. that’s fr how i imagine them now 😭😭

@friendly-waffles : TANKTANKTANKTANKTANK I LOBE UR TANK DESIGJ SM AAAAAAA. AND ANGEL AAAAA. i want to bite your art and SHAKE like a rabid animal. i think about ur sam and darlin art daily. i hit the floor when we became moots

@peraltuki : THE WWDITS X REDACTED VIDS 😭😭 we joined the redacted tumblr at like the same time so i feel a bonded connection to u. ily. you have the best fucking posts they have me sobbing on the floor (cause i giggle too hard)

@doodleanddie : your redacted doodles killed me, sent me to heaven, then dragged me back down to hell and then reincarnated me as a fly. i love ur art and all ur doodles have so much character it’s WILD. (i miss u💕)

@epsi-l0n - your thoughts are so incredibly big brained i want to pick apart ur brain and take a few bites while i’m at it. i think if we fought it’d be the battle of the ages. simply because i think we both *CANT* fight so it’d just be entertaining to every witness

@dollvre : VINCENT STAN HIIIIII. finding another vincent lover and taylor swift enjoyer in this fandom had my brain exploding. tell me what zsakuva videos i should watch. i’m too indecisive to choose what series i want to get into. i think we need to hold hands and exchange rings 👍

@mrsmiagreer : Niyah i would genuinely kill for you. tell me a name. or names. plural. i would quite literally do anything for you. say the word. BUT I LOVE UR WRITING SM PLS MAKE A TAGLIST PLS

@oceanicwhitetipshark : whenever i feel myself drifting from redacted. i get a notif that you’ve posted and i’m immediately pulled back in by all ur writings and your thoughts. ur genuinely so talented and so incredibly sweet di i’m very glad we’re moots

@kelseadelle : i’ve never loved women more in my entire life. the way u draw has me wanting to sacrifice myself to the nearest woman for no reason other than that they’re a woman. your evie and ranger art. id give anything to be a werewolf.

@romeo-the-homeo : there can only be one trans jackass in the redacted fandom there isn’t enough room for the both of us. we should totally combine our physical forms and ascend to a higher form of being. and then get a wendy’s frosty or smth.

@plutobutartsy : stella. LIGHT OF MY LIFE💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 I LOVE UR DESIGNS SM YOUR ART IS SO BEAUTIFUL I LOVE HOW YOU SEE THE LISTENERS AAAAA. YOUR FAITHFUL DESIGN HAS SHOT ME THROUGH THE HEART ILY AAAAAAA

@clover-46 : whenever smth messy happens i always appear in ur dms 😭😭 i love obsessing over hush with you and giggling in our dms💕💕. YOUR DESIGNS SLAP SO HARD. i hope you know that i think of your milo design on the daily. he’s my little girlfriend and i’ve never wanted anything more in my entire life

@celestecreateschaos : trying to type out ur user gave me an aneurysm. I ALSO MISS GEORDI SM WHERE IS HE. you’re genuinely so funny you constantly have me giggling. i wanna tape an x-ray of ur brain to my wall.

@venuslove-28-replies : HIIIIOIOIIIIOOOOEDIIWIWISIDOW. one of these days i’m going to shake you so hard you come apart like a mr potato head. your art has me wanting to bite you and not let go. all your designs have me AAAAKAOSAIKALA

@peacefullibrarian : i will never get over that one piece of writing u did about lasko and his listener. the “like the fan” has me slamming myself into the ground imagining them interacting. make a tag list. make a tagLIST RN AND ADD ME

@morgansplace : hi king i’m going to evict you from this plane of existence. (translation: i love you and i love how incredibly creative you are. i want to eat ur nails. i think we could solve all the worlds problems if we held hands and spun in a circle until we fell over from dizziness. i think it’d be nice)

@heshheshfish : omw to send u a cease a desist. your walls are very comfortable. i have officially devoured all tress-passers who have crossed my unwelcome path. i only accept offerings in the form of whole blocks of cheddar cheese. (translation: hi hehe)

@teaseat : i don’t think i can genuinely put into words how much i love u tea. you have me CACKLING. and other days you have me needing to put down my phone to take a minute. anyways. IN SO GLAD IM IN UR TAGLIST HEHEHE I LOVE UR WRITING SM AAAAAAA

@deviantaj : you make me want to listen to marina and the diamonds and then kill someone. aj ily. you make me giggle. i think if we were ever put into the same room we’d probably cause a cataclysmic event that no one could ever recover from.

@swanconcerto : HOLLYYYYYYYYYYUEJFJE. ily holly my favorite person to ever exist you have me twirling my hair and giggling i’d give anything to exist in ur presence. holly i am in ur basement.

@messenger-of-stupidity : i love your writing so much it has completely rewired my brain i think we should tussle outside and then hold pinky’s or smth. THE VEGA LOVE>>>>> i wait with baited breath for your vega fic

@shawslut : i love ur blog layout sm how do you do it. we both go by ray/rae so i think maybe we should do a lil dance to decide which ones superior. your geordi fic had me wanting to test the sharpness of my new kitchen knives. i will eat you one of these days.

@4letteraroace : i want to bite your hands so bad bro. i still think about ur darlin dance fic. now i know nothing about dance but i could fucking picture what was going on and it HURT. i think your keyboard deserves to be taken away. it should also be taken away because of how u interact with lemon on a daily basis 😭😭

@milosirlgf : hi jaydyn i think one of these days you’ll genuinely rule the world so pls remember that i am nothing but ur undying servant hi. i’m going to empty my life savings in ur name.

@terrazaurio : YOUR DAVID AND ANGEL DESIGN AAAAAAAAA RAHHHHHHHH. i want to bite someone’s head off. i get horrific cute aggression whenever i see your work. i think if we ever existed in the same section of the universe the space time continuum would collapse

@goodboyaudios : i think we should fist fight.

@tunasfishbowl : i think we should paint each others nails and then watch horror movies. tuna ur designs have me gasping for air on a daily basis i lost my mind when we became moots.

@yoteako : THE LASKO DESIGN EVER. INCREDIBLE WOLF BOY DESIGNS. i lobe how u draw them as grown men. idk if that makes any sense but it does to me. also enlightened me to the idea that is vega and brachium omg the most brain idea ever. when we became moots i breakdanced on the hardwood floor

@echovale052 : HI ECHOOO i’m taking a few chomps out of all of ur works like your art style is so pleasant i wanna EAT IT. i think that if we fought we’d probably end up destroying a few small towns.

@kittyshaw : HI REIIIIIII 💕💕💕💕 genuinely one of my fav people. you have the best takes and omg i love ur headcanons sm. i am going to eat ur brain one of these days. any second you aren’t moving i’m only getting closer

@lovelylonerliterature : i’ve read your cutie/geordi fix it fic an ungodly amount of times. (also a shadows appeal……) i love ur writing and interpretations of the redacted characters so much. your ability to capture angst has me wanting to throw myself into the abyss.

@elisacaleisa : another user i struggled to spell 💔💔. THE BEST MORGAN DESIYJ IVE EVER SEEN THATS MY MAN THATS MY WIFE I LOST MY SHIT M.LWFIIWKSJWIWO. i’m going to bite and shake your gavin design. i think our brains should combine at some point for fun

@sweetlemongrove : Lemon u are the light of my life. please make a taglist and add me to it. i love you. THE LOMLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. also ur blog layout is so pretty what.

I LOVE YOU ALL MOOTS‼️‼️‼️

(Ok but in all seriousness. This is my first time ever really fully interacting with a fandom and not just lurk. To be able to interact with an incredibly creative and kind fandom has been a pleasure :)))) thank you all for all the work you do!!!!)

[triptychgardener]

It's called timing Dave, look it up. (Individual Slides Under The Cut)

[haunted-xander]

[ The dance of corpses, the dance of corpses

Running off to the underworld is it’s own comfort, ain’t it?

Stuffing oily fat into the creases of the brain

In that joyful sacred ground ]

[tgd-sideblog]

I just want to see these two hang out. I mean, not even an epilogue slide....?

[deers-doodles]

Bishop Venado

I made them a bishop form :D

Super proud of this too, we spent the last 3 ish days working on this uvu. Even lined it properly n everything. Just no shading tho-

[ornithological-archives]

i mean the holidays are nice but did you know its actually

Lizzie (hi thats me im revealing myself) got 10K plays on CRANEWIVES DAY !!!

who needs holidays i have cranwives !!!!

[afarcryfrommymain]

In any case, my friends, it's too late

Like a moth to light, like a beast to bait

And I know the black widow eats its mate

It's wrong but I want you tonight

[lemonsandsadness]

INTERNET ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ OVERDOSE ᡣ𐭩

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

States as Rainbow Kitten Suprise songs, part 1

How to: Friend, Love, Freefall

Pacific Love - Alaska/Hawai'i

No look no look platonic or romantic he is a simp for her

Hold my hand darling

Pull me in your waters

When you call my name, I'll be on my way

Mission to Mars - California

Ohhhhhhh my god oh my god. Ok, so. The song generally is about a performer, presumably in a space like Hollywood, fighting hard to cling to their 15 minutes of fame, and trying desperately to stay in the spotlight. Please. Please. I wanna do a whole analysis on this oh my god

But basically, Hollywood Cali

Heard it booming at parties, whispered in homes

The pundits on the radio won't leave it alone

I heard it once, heard it twice

Heard it well enough to tell

They say the mission to Mars, is destined to fail now

And I love how in the end, the last part is the same sentiment, but hopeful

Fever Pitch - Utah/Illithiya

Them being good for eachother my beloved and him being a simp, but more then that, her inevitable death. Her lifespan that will end before his and the bittersweet in every happy moment tainted just a bit by the future. And his hope that maybe, maybe he might be able to join her in an eternity

Hallelujah

The iron king sings a song for the lover

The leaver, the lonely, and like

Young love waits

If I can then I'll meet you at the gate of St. Peter

It's called: Freefall - Gov and California

I love when I can make a song apply to a character in 2 different ways

1, Gov is the devil referenced in the song. This works both in how Gov is Not a good character, but also in the way the Devil interacts with the speaker. Both comforting and concerned, as well as a more tough love approach

2, he is the speaker. The one who stays up late and isolates himself from others and won't admit when he's wrong

Called to the Devil and the Devil said

Hey! Why you been calling this late?

It's like 2 A.M. and the bars all close at 10 in hell, that's a rule I made

Anyway, you say you're too busy saving everybody else to save yourself

And you don't want no help, oh well

That's the story to tell

Now with Cali, he is most definitely just the speaker. It is very much about the self destruction and unlike Gov where it'smore about never ending work and a deepset exhaustionthat won't leave it's more violent, especially with friendships, and the inability to recognize his own wrongs

Some day's end when I need a few friends

Now and again I could never hope to keep them

Thought to give friends what I thought that they wanted

Never had they needed a good friend as I've been

Don't get me venting on friends who resent you

'Cause all you've ever done is been a noose to hang on to

They thought was a necklace and reckless they fell into hell

Where you both hang with nothing to do but

Holy War - Texas

Is it mostly him cause it mentions Dallas? Yeah. But also the parts that allude to a relationship

I see it said in your eyes

All the time

You ain't gotta tell me you're fine babe

They call that Holy War in Dallas

They call for Holy War

On us

Matchbox - Calivada

Quite literally going feral I cannot use words to explain how it fits them just look at the lyrics like a nice, soft love, but maybe a but bitter as it is ended, or ending, due to someone wanting more in life and accidentally leaving a relationship in ruins but maybe it's more a mutual thing, left and discarded, all the while thinking "Well, it's not all on me. They have to talk to me too" And leads them to a premature end to a good thing that maybe wasn't that good maybe it was rotted under the surface and needed work that was always ignored but dammit it was theirs

Or maybe I'm looking too much into this

I also love that it references Mission To Mars

You're a master of passive-aggressive magic tricks

Like, that's not a card that I would've picked but it's your life to live like how you'd like to live

You're type of cool that likes to talk a lot

I'm the type of fool to listen

Salutations to Apollo

While the Mission To Mars is surely soon to follow

And you bit my lip when I kissed you

I bit my tongue not to tell you that I miss you

We shared my blood for an instant and I would trade some more to have it back

Yeah I would trade all of this for that

Everybody I know wants to be a star

Just above the atmosphere flying high

Just above the average fear to try

Keeping me grounded, holding me down for miles

Everybody I know wants the gleam

In designer tops and ten dollar magazines

Infatuated with the beams, you go crazy when I speak

I'm the asshole who keeps laughing at our predicaments

Like this ain't the life that I should've picked

But it's the cards we're dealt we play with

Shit

Moody Orange - Florsiana

I dunno what it us, it's just them. It's chaotic and a rush, and a constant movement and maybe some behaviors in the sing encouraged by the other are not healthy, but there is love there, and it is pure through all the ups and downs. They are a team, and partners, and willingly to try again despite it all

I love the way you know how

I love the way you walk out

I love the way you shut it

Down

Now

Paint it moody orange

Does help that Florida loves oranges

Hide - NJ/NY

When related to specifically them, a denial of feelings and a fear of being vulnerable

I hate you more than I miss you

That's not true, I'd hate to miss you

Anywhere I go anywhere you've been before

I get the chance to say goodbye

Or hello I mean you don't call you don't write

You know I've been up for forty days and forty nights and all my fears have multiplied

By the silence in your eyes

Better hide your love, hide your love

Don't let it slip away, don't let it slip away

When It Lands - Calivada

Peak Calivada. In the middle of their on and iff relationship when everything is good, and sure maybe the good feelings are just the partying and the rush, and sure maybe things have started to fall apart again, maybe there's a longing, a deep issue of missing the other so much but never seeming to be around d them that ruins it everytime but maybe they don't have to think about that right now

Sugar city

Pretty magic

Got me good vibes

Thank God I ain't driving

Traffic vision

Blurred blue bleedin'

That's a black out ladder

It don't matter anyhow

I'm climbing

Keep my good vibes

And check coats for cool climates

In common we got

Good friends rolled light on split ends

Pretty magic

Traffic addicts

And I never call back when my friends all looking at me in the car

'Cause it'd be all they wanna talk about

Oh you tryna to get a deal? A deal? A deal

Sorry on the real

But my eyes and my ears don't work well

And the floor keeps sliding out my heels

I can't feel 'em am I still dreaming?

Painkillers - Colorado

Just generally, him and addictions and struggles with living

Living just comes with a bit of heartache

Heartache comes with a bit of young faith

Faith stays young till your heart get broken

Hope grows up to become someday

Recktify - New York

Just- The fast paced tempo and the lyrics that barely have time to breath and the constant shift in topics lends itself to the atmosphere of a city like NYC, and the temperament of New York himself

Especially the end, it reads to me like overstimulation maybe in a meeting and it's so much and going so fast and maybe he's arguing only to end up being pulled away from a fight He barely remembers starting

You're making a scene

You're making a scene baby

To wreck the scene

To wreck the scene

To rekt

Possum Queen - California/NY/Florida

And this is a thing to be further expanded on, but New York and his failed relationships in the ways of being a little bit unstable and commitment issues

Like him spending winters with Florida, having flings, but never settling and fearing his touch in any other season. Or a past relationship with California where they both were shit and maybe it was the intimacy of knowing eachothers issues so deeply but it's missed. Not in the way they'd do it again, but that they cannot hate eachother, and they loved eachother while it lasted, and maybe they'd be able to try again but for know it's tired smiles and small limes that allude to knowing more then they let on

This will last forever

And when it doesn't, love it for what it is

Don't miss it the way I do

The way I used to

If you love it, love it for what it's been

Don't miss it

Don't wish it back

Don't wish it'd last 'cause if it doesn't

Love it for what it is

Don't miss it the way I do

Don't miss it

Don't miss it the way I miss you

Polite Company - Mississippi

If I'm being honest most of this was cause ballerina Sippi, but honestly vibes anyway

I only want what I can't have

If you love me, give me nothing

Nothing

[z-0-l-3-3]

The God's Realm

Warning:cursing,extremely platonic,this is a tickle fic so leave if u dont like it.

Characters:DreamXD, georgeHD,Sapnap4k, dream,george,sapnap

summary:DreamXD has trusted his brother alongside with george and sapnap that he will allow them to see his realm secretly but then gets caught by his other friends sapnap4k and georgeHD and seems like there has been a chnage of events..

"DREAM!!! COME BACK!!"george shouted for his friend to stop running from him,followed by another shout "DREAM!! COME ON STOP RUNNING!!"sapnap insisted.

While they were running they saw dream bump into DreamXD,and ofcourse they apologized and saw there was a portal infront of XD.

"XD?,what kind of portal is that?"asked while by dream as the other two tilted their heads dream following not long after.

The portal was a shiny blue color it wasnt a nether or end portal so the trio were confused XD didnt know if they could trust them enough not to tell anyone about this.

After a little while XD answered their question "its a portal to the godly realm where some of the gods go for a break".

the three were wide-eyes and XD also saw alot of amazement in their eyes,he think they are gonna ask if they can go with him so he think just in case they ask him.

And to his suspicion they did ask him so XD still thought abit more,and after a while he said yes but they need to stay close to him at all cost.

the trio were happy and smiling like little children and XD also smilled a little behind the mask of his.

When the trio settled down XD spoke up "its time to go just stay behind me,ok?"the trio nodded and hopped into the portal after XD hopped in.

All four of them in the godly realm the trio were so amazed and XD let them stay still to admire abit and then decided to move on and show them his house.

they were amazed the tree's were so fresh and green some lighting as well the sky was clear and the ground also was so pure.

"come,ill show you guys the house i live in with dream when he was small like around 5 years old"XD spoke up while he said to break their staring of amazement.

They followed XD and dream doesnt even remember this place at all like no memories or anything.

"Dream,you were here before why dont u remember?"george asked looking to dream by his side while still following XD to their house.

"I dont really know george,maybe just because i was so young i dont remember anything"dream answered george's question.

dream soon asked "sapnap,why you so quite man?"sapnap flicked his head to dream and george soon turns to also look at sapnap.

Sapnap was about to answer but they heard running footsteps from behind XD also heard it and turned around then said "boys behind me right now"XD voice was sharp.

Following XD's command they got behind then the trio gave a suprised yelp which made XD flinch and then turned to them and saw then getting lifted by some floating helper hands(?).

XD immediently recognized who they belong to "HD,put the mortals down right now." he spoke a bit strict but still calm.

the trio were confused and stil recovering by the sudden grab of them before one of them speak the helper hands clampped their mouth but not reaching the nose so they could breath.

They saw a figure go closer to XD he was short and almost looked like george.

HD spoke up "you do know mortals arent allowed here and its for gods only."he flicked XD's masked it lifted a little but XD shifted the position of the mask.

Ok ok guys quick explanation XD and Dream can see behind the mask because they have small holes allowing them to see in minecraft world but irl dream's mask is pitch black when u wear it ok ok im done now continue.

"yes,yes i do know but i trust them enough to not tell any other mortal."XD spoke up to HD.

HD sighed but decided to let the mortals go as soon as he did they immediently rushed behind XD.

George was still proccessing '𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦' george thought to himself.

Dream and sapnap thought the same on he almost look like george but he doesnt,"oh yeah!,GeorgeHD meet sapnap,dream and george and sapnap,dream,george meet GeorgeHD!"XD introduced.

HD gave a rather mean look at the three mortals XD did notice so he gave a little nudge on HD meaning to stop scaring them.

"uhm,uh hello George HD? Uhh c-can you tell me why do you l-look like me?"george spoke up amd thought '𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘪 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘶𝘩𝘩'george thought

dream and sapnap exchanged looks dream decided to ask "XD explain why he looks like george"dream gave a serious look on XD but he didnt see it cuz of the mask but XD felt the look.

"He is my friend he is also a god but i wish i can give the answer why they look alike but i dont know that info sorry."XD answered dream.

"But i do have another friend that looks like sapnap his name is sapnap4k but i do not know where he is at this time" XD continued and admitted.

HD sighed at XD "4k is at his house right now if u want u can introduce the mortals to him then after that they can go back" HD said.

"Oh wait that reminds me i havent showed my house also i almost forgot i can do this!"XD said at soon as he said 'this' a 'pop' has been heard and faster than a blink of an eye they were infront of XD's house.

the house was made of some glow stone for lighting and the main house was made of stone bricks and for the windows are just some purple ones.

"and here we are my house!"XD joyfully said to the four.

HD already knows so hes not suprised at all,when he turns his glance on the three they were amazed on how well built it was.

"wow,i dont even remember living here"dream spoke,HD didnt also remember dream being here so it was very confusing.

XD left with a 'pop' and came back with another 'pop' but when he came back he had another person with him.

and this time it almost looked like sapnap,XD spoke and said "and this is my other friend named sapnap4k"XD introduced.

Sapnap4k was confused but when he saw the mortals he pointed an accusing finger at XD "XD,you do know mortals are not allowed here!"he scolded.

"Yes i know,but i trust them to not tell anyone about this place and also please do not shout"XD defended calmly.

"welp,4k met them so time for them to go back!"HD spoke.

"No i didnt say i agree for them to go back after 4K meets them."XD said.

'𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘯𝘵 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'Dream thought .

"I- Wh- XD!the heck XD!".

"To be fair he didnt say that he agrees for us to come back when we meet sapnap4k ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"sapnap spoke pointing to HD.

"lets go inside maybe play some truth or dare!"XD insisted.

"ugh,fine but this is the only time im letting mortals here the next time im kicking their asses out of here."sapnap4k insisted.

"Seems,fair dont u agree XD?"HD continued.

"ok,fine i wont allow them next time"XD rolled eyes and looked at the three mortals and gave 'im sorry' look.

and the trio gave back an 'its alright' look at XD.

"And here we are im gonna go get us some snacks you guys can start without me for a bit."XD said and left the living room for the kitchen.

"Ok!,guys lets sit at the probably move this table to the corner so we could sit like a circle"dream insisted and moved the table at the corner.

all of them sat down like a circle dream was next to HD on the left side and sapnap was on the other side,4K was next to sapnap and george was next to 4k.

"ok guess ill start,GeorgeHD truth or dare?"dream spoke.

"ill pick truth,and just call me HD and call Sapnap4k just 4k for short."HD answered.

"All right,how does XD treat you?a-as a friend you know"dream said.

"He treats me fine,same with 4k if your gonna ask soon."HD spoke and now sitting criss cross position.

"uhm my turn i guess,uh mortal sapnap truth or dare?"HD asked turning his head to sapnap.

"no need to call us with 'mortal'just say our normal names and i pick dare".sapnap said with his face like: ( ˘ ³˘).

"Uhm ok also what with the face and your dare is tell me one of your friend's most embarassing secret."HD said now smirking.

Sapnap thought for a bit but when he turned his head to dream he got an idea "dream is insanely adorobly ticklish"sapnap admitted smirking at how he saw dreams ear become red.

"that ihis not true sapnap!"dream defended '𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒 𝘍𝘜𝘊𝘒 𝘚𝘈𝘗𝘕𝘈𝘗 𝘞𝘏𝘠 𝘋𝘐𝘋 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘜𝘎𝘏𝘏-'.dream thought to himself.

"Mhm,if its not true was that a giggle i just heard"sapnap now standing up going closer to dream.

"SAPNAP YOU BETTER NOT GET CLOSE TO ME!"dream pointed an accusing finger at sapnap who was getting closer even if he is shuffling to the wall.

"ooooh~dreamlee is gonna get wrecked~"george teased smirking at how they were fighting to pin each other down.

Before dream could even defend sapnap pounced on him and sapnap quickly scribbling his sides earning a yelp from dream.

"Nohoho!sahapnahahap st-AHAHAP!" Dream was already giggling up a storm and his giggles turn into laughter as sapnap put his hands inside dreams not tucked in hoodie now tickling the exposed stomach.

"Well,guess the dare was also a truth"HD said smirking at the two.

"SAHAPNAHAHAP STOHOP PLEHEHEASE!"dream said with watery eyes (already)a blush reaching his ears and a smile thats long (btw sapnap removed his mask).

"Ok,ok fine cutie"sapnap stopped and backed off rubbing dream on the tummy to lessen the ghost tickles.

When sapnap moved to sit next to george now he tackled the two and looked both at them with playful but vengeful eyes (❍ᴥ❍ʋ).

"Hey!,what did i do?!"george spoke to dream.

"First of all you did not help me second of all you teased me so now your apart of my revenge!"dream said he was pinning them both down and now was using one of his hands and pinching sapnaps lower ribs then used his other one to scribble on georges sides.

Both of the men immediently giggled out a storm with dream teasing them it was worst.

"Hmm,whos the lee now george oh! And whos the cutie now sapnap?~"dream teased to both of them.

He decided to raise this up an octave and went for their hip bones both men almost screamed that would break the glass.

"DREHEHEAM IM SOHOHORRY STAHAHAP"sapnap managed to laugh out.

Dream let go of sapnap but not george "hey george you think you owe me an apology?~".

"OKAHAHAHAY OK IHIM SO-SOHOHORY TOHOHOO NOHOW STAHAHAP PLEHEHEASE!"george laughed out and dream got off and stopped.

"And there you go!" Sapnap was about to say something but got interrupted by a *ahem* from the kitchen.

everyone turned to look who it is it was XD was he watching them this whole time?.

They almost forgot that 4k and HD were also here and three of them blushed a light red color that reached the tips of their ears.

"Well that was quite a show,also why did u come up for that dare HD?"XD said walking back to the kitchen to get the snack that he prepared.

"uhh i dunno just came up to my mind thats all-"HD answered.

"hey dream,i have a secret about HD come ill whisper it to you"XD said while placing the snacks on the table at the corner.

HD tilted his head while dream head over to XD when XD was done whispering it to him he saw dream smirking and was growing suspicous on what XD had told him.

"Hey HD can u close your eyes for a bit?"dream asked while heading over to HD who still has a tilted head,he knelt down behind HD and waited for him to close his eyes.

"uhm,ok fine i guess"HD responded then closed his eyes still confused on what gonna happen.

everyone was staring at HD and dream XD was also smirking while staring dream raised his hands and made contanct with HD's ribs and HD immediently caught up on what XD had told his little brother.

"Wait-!" Before HD could even protest dream had start scribbling on his upper ribs down to his sides dream repeated this motion and HD was gonna lay on his stomach when he did dream got access to his back ribs and had start scribbling there left HD a giggly mess.

"Gahahaha! Ihis thihihis whahat you tohold hid ehehex dehe?!"HD managed to giggle out while attempting a death stare but failed with his wobbly smile and a pink flush on his face.

"Maybe i did,maybe i didnt" XD said while smirking and getting close to the two.

"dohohont evehen gehet clohose to mehe duhumb mahasked idihiot yohour brotheher is ahalso a duhumb idihiot lihihike y-HOHOHOU!".HD said that making the brothers do a dramatic gasp.

Dream didnt wanna do mercy anymore and he dug in the hollows of HD's under arms and XD went behind dream and squezing behind HD's thighs making him laugh with a few snorts.

"FUHUHUHUCK YOHOHOHOU BIHIHIHITCHEHES!"HD scolded in laughter and he wheeze for about 5 seconds which turned into silent laughter after.

"Now,now thats mean you want us to stop right?"XD said calmly like hes not tickling the fuck out of HD.

"maybe if he said an apology to us we will stop."dream continued and turned his head to XD who was now squeezing behind his knee caps.

"Hmm yeah what do you say HD? Or is it that you dont want to stop since you LoVe this so much?~"XD teased and switched to lightly scribbling his thighs and dream went on and gently scratching his sides.

"Ok ihim sohohoryy nohohow stohop plehease"HD giggled out in relief when the two got off him and still giggly from the left over tingles.

"You good HD?" XD said while rubbing the left over tingles and dream following him.

"no but i will be after this!"HD pounced on XD and XD knew this was his revenge.

XD tried to play dumb "HD what are you doing and why did you pounce on me?".

"Dont even try playing dumb XD you already know whats coming"he said with a wink and didnt wanna wait longer and pinching,scribbling you name it on XD stomach and sides.

he would also go pinch his ribs which made hum flinch everytime he did this randomly to keep him guessing.

"HeheHEY HD!Whahay ahare YOHohou gohohoing FOHor me ahand not DREheam?!" XD complained.

"as you know he already has been tickled and you told him to go for me so for now he is spared but not you."HD explained.

"Welp since you made me laugh hard time to make YOU laugh hard"he dug in to the pits on XD upper set and for the lower set well he is just sitting on them.

"NOHOHAHAHAHA NOHOT THEHEHEHERE HD STOHOHAH*snort*!"XD's laughter raised an octave and snorted which made HD stop for a bit and XD was in wide eyes and a deep blush realising he had just snort.

"Pfft- YOU SNOHORT?!" HD bursted out laughing and everyone else in the room except him.

"I think i can have mercy on you now" HD got off of XD and let him breathe.

"shush its not like im the only one who snorts when tickled hard"XD got up and turned his head to 4k who was sitting very quitetly.

"You know...there is someone in the room who hasnt been tickled yet"XD looked got up and started to walk towards 4k.

"HEY! HEY NO DONT GET CLOSE FUCKER!"4K cussed pointing an accusing finger at XD.

everyone else in the room got up and started walking towards XD with wiggling figers in the air.

"WAIT!- NOHOHO STOHAHAHAP I WAHASNT SUPPUHOHOHOSE TO BEHE NOHOTICED!"4K laughed out as 5 lers had tickled him.

Welp this was gonna be a very long day wonder how long they will last.

UGH FINALLY THIS TOOK ME 3 DAYS TO FINISH AHHH THIS IS LONG 😭.

But anyways hope yall enjoy this shitty fic that i dont think yall will like 💀.

Oh and fun fact dream only lived there for a bit so they dont remember dream beind there except XD.

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fucking ginormous food poll!

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kinda massively cheating here, but for the character ask game, would you spill your thoughts on Inoichi, Asuma, and/or the not-yet-invented characters of Obimama/Obipapa? I'm feeling interested in a lot of fictional parental units in this chilis tonight

character ask game

oh god oh fuck mable what have you done--

also this is SO LONG so i am going to put it under a read more:

one aspect about them i love

Inoichi - Now this might just be my POV here, but Inoichi is super goofy at times and others he's SUPER serious. I love it. When he's with the Analysis Team right before Pain's attack, he's a no-nonsense leader. When he's interacting with Ino off work he is her silly, well-meaning dad. We love a man who can do both!

Asuma - Just how well he gets along with Ino-Shika-Cho. Like they have their moments, especially when Kishi (and Studio Perriot) wants to play up the comedy, and ESPECIALLY in the early anime, but he meshes very well with Team 10 and they mesh very well with him. He's like their older brother, or an uncle they know really well.

Obiparents - The thing about Obiparents is that they just straight up don't have characters--they're the archetypal dead parents, a picture on Obito's corkboard full of all of the people that he loves and nothing more. However, they gave us Obito, and for that I am forever in their debt.

one aspect i wish more people understood about them

I don't actually have anything for this for Asuma or Inoichi--I just can't think of anything, though I haven't really read any meta on Asuma or Inoichi so I'm not really sure how the people feel about them and if I disagree with any common fandom opinions on them.

Obiparents - Because they're the stock dead parents they don't ever really get to parent their son or have any kind of meaningful character on-screen. It is their absence that is felt more than anything.

one (or more) headcanon(s) i have about this character

Inoichi - He's a single dad. We never see his wife in the manga (i think she's there in filler but i still hc he's a single dad). He just gives off those vibes. He's the only person whose ever home in most of the scenes we see with Ino in her house (or he's just not there at all and she's all alone). Single dad Inoichi ftw.

Asuma - Had he lived, Asuma would have been the kind of dad who lets his daughter put make up on him and do his hair. You walk into Mirai's room and Asuma is sitting their on the floor with her with uneven pigtails in his hair and very badly done eyeshadow. He takes her to the movies and they both wear princess dresses. She paints his nails. He is having the best time of his life.

Obiparents - Obimama is the goofy one out of the two of them, she's where Obito gets it from. Obipapa isn't super serious but he's definitely not as goofy as Obimama.

one character i love seeing them interact with

Inoichi - I unironically love seeing him interact with Ino, even if it's sparse. He's so bad at relating to her it's kind of funny. Like there's a scene in a filler episode where he asks her if she's "finally chosen between Shikamaru and Choji" and she gets so mad at him for it. Peak teenage girl behavior, and he's soooo bad at understanding it. Like yes he is Inoichi of the Leaf, famed 1/3 of Ino-Shika-Cho but he is also Ino's lame ass dad.

And like it's very obvious he loves her very much because his final words to her (and his final words EVER) are of how proud he is of her and the person she's become. Like he is her silly dad but he loves her very much and so I treasure every interaction between them that we get.

Asuma - Shikamaru. There's a scene of them laying on the grass together having a conversation and they look so comfortable with each other. Like if they looked a little more alike you could believe that was Shikamaru's uncle or even older brother.

Gee Shikamaru, how come Kishimoto let you have THREE father figures?? - Naruto probably.

Asuma just really seems to GET Shikamaru and that seeps into every single interaction they have. Asuma knows how to get him to do things even when he doesn't want to, Asuma knows how to talk to him, Asuma knows how to work with him. Their interactions are always top tier to me.

Obiparents - If they were alive I would have loved to see interactions between them and Obito, and Rin and even Kakashi. Could you imagine?? Obito inviting Rin over after school only for her to drag Kakashi along and Obito is fuming and his parents think it's hilarious and adorable.

one character i wish they would interact with/interact with more

Inoichi - I wish we saw Inoichi interact with Shikamaru and Choji. Choza has a couple interactions with Shikamaru that leads us to believe that the older generation of Ino-Shika-Cho interact fairly regularly with the younger members (altho it might just be Choza's chill vibes). Choza's wife also seems familiar with Shikamaru considering she runs up to him crying in episode 82 of Shippuden while trying to comfort HIM. I can't remember if Shikaku has had similar interactions w the rest of younger Ino-Shika-Cho so if anyone knows please let me know. I crave Ino-Shika-Cho crumbs.

Asuma - I wish we had seen more interactions between Asuma and his dad, Hiruzen. We're told that there's bad blood between the two of them but we're never really shown WHY exactly the two of them had a falling out. I know they disagreed on some things and I might just not be remembering things but we don't really see many if ANY disagreements between Asuma and his father. And Hiruzen isn't just his father--he's his Hokage! There's so much potential there for some interesting conversations/scenes and we just don't get any.

Obiparents - (if they were alive) I wish we could have seen some interactions between them and Obito. Like maybe if they were alive when he was super, SUPER young we could have seen them interacting with him and how they treated him when he was a baby/toddler. Was he a wanted child? Was he born out of obligation? These are questions we never have answered because they're dead before the story even begins.

one (or more) headcanon(s) i have that involve them and one other character

Inoichi - I think Inoichi and Minato knew each other! Inoichi was the head of the Analysis Team in the Intelligence Division, I think there's a good chance he reported directly to Minato when he was Hokage.

Asuma - Since Asuma said that the Sarutobi serve as sensei to each new generation of Ino-Shika-Cho since Konoha was founded I like to think he was probably introduced to them when they were really young. He was probably sporadically in-and-out of their childhoods, like some cool older brother figure who takes them out to lunch to restaurants wayyy too nice for kids their age but he doesn't care, it just so happens that Yakinku Q became their favorite place to go so that's where he took them post mission.

Obiparents - Considering Obito is considered a bit of an outcast I think his parents were as well. Obiparents, for some reason or another, were not liked by Fugaku's parents (ie the clan head) and thus that extended to Fugaku as well. When Fugaku inherited the clan he didn't like Obiparents for one reason or another and thus that extended to not liking their son. Vicious cycle!