More clone wars headcanons (it's just Ahsoka and Anakin)
No matter how only Ahsoka gets Anakin will always see her as that little 14 year old who strong-armed her way onto a battlefield
Honestly he isn’t very aware of this but there are tiny moments when it becomes very clear
There are moments when people ask how old his padawan is and he’ll go “Oh she’s” and he’ll take a moment for some mental calculations and say “she’s 18 kriff she’s 18”
And he’ll kinda sit in silence with that fact for a couple of seconds
There’s also moments when people will call him out for getting her age wrong
Like he’ll go “Don’t bite off more than you can chew Soka you’re only 14 after all”
Ahsoka will reminds him in two days she’s be turning 20 when Anakin argues that fact Obi-Wan reminds him that he’s 25 which would make her 20 in a couple of days Anakin just kinda stares at a wall
Ahsoka tried to snap him out of it but Obi-Wan stopped her with a quite “let him grieve Ahsoka”
No matter how old the two get they will always play pranks on each other if anything the intensity grows with them
When Ahsoka when 14 she would save small handfuls of sand to put in Anakin’s shoes
And he would have thought it was just left over from some mission if the sand didn’t keep appearing after he emptied it out
That and he caught Ahsoka red-handed and chased her sneaky ass around the temple until they were both too tired to care
When Ahsoka turned 20 she hid sand everywhere in his shoes and in his pockets, girl even got it in some of his mugs
He knew it was her cause he knew her m.o but she won’t admit to it and she doesn’t stop to matter how much he begs
The breaking point is when he finds his bed covered in sand which he deems going too far cause even tho Padme literally couldn’t care less
He tracked her down and kept her in a headlock until she admitted defeat
It wasn’t a chocking headlock mind you it’s just tight enough to keep her in place he just drags her around the whole base while he goes about his business
Anakin’s prank was pretty simple he would slowly steal all her head wraps
At first she didn’t notice anything she just thought Anakin stole one during training and put it somewhere
But after a couple of days of not being able to find it she discovers another one went missing
And the cycle continued like that for years
It didn’t bother her but sometimes when she was going out with friends and couldn’t find her favorite ones you’d hear her scream “Ani where’s my leather head wrap?”
And he’d act all innocent saying that he “has no idea what you’re talking about snips maybe you misplaced it again”
And she’d groan and go look for a different one because she didn’t have enough time to interrogate him
Anakin waits a couple of years to pull off his full prank which is convincing everyone he can to wear one of her head wraps and act like nothing is going on
And he gets a good amount of people too including some of the clones and even the twins
The only people who wholeheartedly reject being a part of the plan are Padme and Obi-Wan they discovered years ago that it isn’t wise to get involved in their prank war
Honestly Ahsoka would have thought she lost her mind that day if she hadn’t found every single head wrap she lost hidden around her quarters
It kind of becomes a running joke of how protective Anakin is of Ahsoka
Some stories being blown out of proportion about how Skywalker single-handedly moved the ruble to grant her freedom form the tank
Some say how he searched on the ground day and night when Ahsoka was captured by the hunters
Criminals claim they barely made it out with their lives if they had Ahsoka in their custody
They both find these stories hilarious but Obi-Wan and Padme know there is a lot of truth in those stories
It doesn’t just stop with the enemy either this man has and will do intensive background checks on every single person Ahsoka meets
And you best believe that potential love interests are kept under the closest watch possible
Rex and his boys are happy to track down the person if they feel they’re acting a little sketchy
Sometimes this ends with actual criminals being put away and sometimes this ends with Ahsoka scolding everyone who had anything to do with it
Some people get 30+ apology letters and a promise that it will never happen again (most of those people can tell those letters were written with grit teeth and a little togruta standing close by)
Anakin does agree to tone down his protective streak and promises to never abuse his power like that again
She didn’t make him stop giving the shovel talk to literally anyone within a three-mile radius of her (mostly cause she didn’t know he was doing it) so he considered that a win
I’m always reminded of how Anakin made it a game to count how many people their squads took out and I was wondering what other games they had
How many times could they lie to the council without getting caught, how many times they crash a ship, and how many times they save each other's lives
Like imagine Ahsoka tripping Anakin and before he can ask why the hell she did that a blast hits the floor and she just goes “That’s 40 for me” as she runs away
Anakin yelled after her “yeah 40 to my 80 snips”
Those numbers also serve as a reminder and reassurance that no matter how dangerous the situation gets they’ll never let that count stop
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