#Orc Customization

[studshooters]

D&D Custom Character Photo Contest

Create a D&D-inspired minifig and take a cool photo of it for a chance to win the Dungeons & Dragons: Red Dragon’s Tale 21348 set!

How to join

[lovelesslittleloser]

Aliens react to customer service voices

Human: ugh, I should quit. The higher-ups are such—

*communicator sounds*

Human, with a business smile: Hello, chief, how can I assist?

Alien: *stares in confusion*

Human: any time, truely! *communicator turns off* ugh, what a prick

Alien: ???

[webpixies]

Introducing my mini Naznaga, Naz for short. Now I have her in bjd and monster high form.

Many thanks to the Artist I commissioned her from.

Now I need to work on some design ideas for clothes for her.

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

So we have these printers, one of each at each station. One for normal receipts, and one for sticker receipts. The sticker paper is normally for returns and safe drops, because hey, it’s actually really helpful to make absolutely sure that you’re marking things correctly and that the information will absolutely not be lost.

But there’s a weird flaw in the system that any time a customer that has a prepaid pickup order comes in, before their order can be pulled from inventory and set aside, the system prints it on the sticker paper instead of normal receipt paper. This is helpful for when the customer isn’t there already and you actually need to put the sticker on the item that they ordered. When the customer is already present, it’s a complete waste of sticker paper after you’ve filled the order.

So my solution has been to just. Not waste the sticker paper by putting it directly on either my coworkers, or the customer themselves.

The customers know I’m joking because I say things like “and in order to enhance your customer experience, here is a Very Special Name Tag, just for you! Isn’t so wonderful and precious? I know you’ll treasure it forever! Ok, but seriously, I can throw that away for you now, I just need to keep myself entertained…”

With my coworkers, though, I just slap ‘em on and walk away. 90% of the time they notice immediately and grab them off.

Except for Syl. Syl is an absolute gem, I love her to death, she’s funny and smart and has ZERO fucks to give in a rush.

Meet Syl, after a monster rush and dealing with my fuckery like the absolute queen she is.

[phoenix-kingz]

Lotta work to make this custom ork figure! Really proud of it too!!

Materials used below:

-sullie action figure from mirrorverse toy line(super cheap can be found at dollar stores or Ross)

-apoxie sculpt

- greenstuff clay

-acrylic paint(too many to list rn)

-super glue

- plastic parts from broken printer

- receipt rolls

- toy car parts

[dylan-grimmkell]

Felgijak Gorebelly, my new Warlords of Draenor Fel-corrupted Orc Warlock. Art by Korg Ironclaw on Twitter. I absolutely love how his design came out, and I really can't thank Korg enough for bringing him to life in all his Fel-corrupted glory!

A few close-up shots of his Fel-corruption details, and yes, one of his arms is bigger than the other, which was a design choice given how unstable Fel-corruption can be.

[chrisrin]

some fun quick doodles of d&d pcs and npcs from the campaign i'm dming!

bonus! my little guy:

[dynamite124]

What kind of backstories do players have for their Dragonborn?

Currently working on a future script and would like some input if anyone is willing to share their stories.

[snejkha]

Another summoning sphere for @theviolentlolita // Thank you//

[a2zillustrations]

Hi tumblr, these are some of the dnd tarot cards I’ve been working on

[ihatetheinternetandeveryoneonit]

Right Where I Want You.

[erubadhriell]

Balder / Half-orc / Monk / The Way of the Open Hand / Dark Urge

[babymarvin]

half-orc monk 🖤 i'm feeling he's a sensitive samurai baby boy, neutral good, perhaps?

commissions are open for D&D character art and other custom portraits!

[eyeofnewtblog]

So we have this adorable tiny blonde goth (under age) teenager who is part time. She’s super sweet and loves to joke around and actually shoots me back with the rubber bands. She has a water bottle completely covered in cat stickers.

So she comes up to me today and tells me a story about how some older gentleman called her beautiful, to which she responded “thanks? I guess?” And he apparently asked her why she was guessing about the compliment, to which she replied very firmly “I’m a minor.” The gentleman in question apparently tried to verbally backtrack with a statement that included his current happiness in holy matrimony.

I just. Look, most customers are just normal people living their lives and you as a service worker aren’t even a blip on their radar. That’s fine. That’s literally everywhere you go. People who work at AutoZone aren’t going to remember the name of the cashier from yesterday at the grocery store.

And as much as I’d like to rant about how “men need to do better” quite frankly it’s not men in general, it’s everyone calling out specific men when they’re behaving badly, in the moment when those specific men are behaving poorly.

It’s more a like constantly telling a puppy to not chew on things. If you don’t start curbing the behavior at a young age, the idea to not hit on front line customer service people, there’s a chance that basic customer service could potentially mean “I’m interested” when in reality it’s “I’m being friendly and nice and laughing at jokes I think are mediocre at best because I’m being paid to be nice”

The reality is that Viv did a phenomenal job standing up for herself in an awkward situation, and yes I’m going to adopt her and have several long talks about exactly how unpleasant and uncomfortable and unprofessional customers can be, but the reality is that we as a society need to do better about training men about what is and is not acceptable in social situations.

[orcanist]

SUNDAY 6:30 PM US CENTRAL TIME we're building a keyboard. allow me to share my newest hyperfixation with u. (with bonus typing asmr) twitch.tv/orcvibes

[nzoth-the-corruptor]

[waddles in. spits up model edit (before and after) i did a few months ago for some events I ran. leaves.]