#PLEASE. PLEASE

[anachronistic-falsehood]

i need to sit down every fanfiction writer who writes smut about trans guys and i need to explain to them the effects testosterone can and will have on a transmasc person's body and also explain how depictions of trans guys in porn can come off as extremely fetishizing when written carelessly and they really need to speak to transmasc people and see them as People before throwing them into a fic to get fucked by some extremely masculine cis man

[grimalditeuthis]

you have to read the murderbot diaries by martha wells RIGHT NOW so you can say you read them before the apple tv series came out (literally in like a month btw) go go go right now. you have to read them. You Have To.

[guzhufuren]

why does he look like a beefy butch lesbian why is the universe so set on making me suffer

[mindshelter]

it's been going on for a while but it is absolutely crazy how dc doesn't let their characters age properly to the point that barry and wally are like. five years apart or less. hal had the ring "since [kyle] was in diapers," per his words in the 90s, and now they're like maybe a decade apart at best. please

[nicsian]

Hi um. Please draw Pearl in more suits I need it so fucking bad. Actually, you know what? Just make Pearl a prince. Thank you

[annamatix]

again 😭

good timebomb fics anyone knows? and recommends?

[fluentisonus]

everyone pray I don't wake up with a headache tomorrow (<- guy who had a headache all weekend for the last three weekends in a row)

[supernatural-bias]

HEYYYYYY AUSTIN POWERS INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY FREE ON YOUTUBE IF ANY OF YOU WERE WONDERING. GO MY SCARABS GO.

[snailfen]

i made this as fast as humanly possible i need her so bad you have no idea how badly ive needed this Thang for one million years

[prowl-autism-extraordinaire]

anyway my man logan mackenzie was at war doing Something in the 1810's. he was a private and recieved a letter addressed to a CAPTAIN logan mackenzie, where an english girl went on and on about how shed made him up and he wasnt REALLY real, and how shed sent it to a nonexistent regiment so that no real logan mackenzie would recieve it. and youre mocked by your fellow soldiers for pretending to be a captain. and then the next letter arrives. and the next. and the next. and youre publically whipped for putting on airs. and you think fuck it. i'll be a fucking captain if thats what it takes. and you work hard and the letters keep coming. and you become a captain and one day you get a letter saying shes going to kill you off, because the war is ending and she cant make an excuse for you never coming home if youre alive. and you dont get any more letters.

so you take your men to her home in scotland. she has a castle gifted by a great uncle- as a gift to you- and you know what? if actual scots cant live on their own land, then english noblewomen certainly cant.

so you arrive and make it entirely clear that you will destroy her reputation and the reputation of her family if she doesnt marry you. because youve suffered because of her, and if you marry, you can be sure your men will have a place to live.

and you find out that instead of a spoiled heiress, miss maddie gracechurch is an agoraphobic weirdo with a preoccupation for the mating habits of lobsters

[hankcrocodile]

could someone get me in touch with cameron winter i want to confuse him sexually and make him wonder if he likes boys

[commander-leva]

let's give it up for the 7th HK416 I've produced since I got her dummy links maxed

[not-your-rain]

and also please talk to me abou t five pebbles. take me up on this. please. ask me questionsn about him This is not a threat. i promise

[sepiamestus]

Wait so if Bram maintained his living essence briefly after being turned into a puddle of goo than so did Kunikida right. So he's not technically dead and could still be healed. So naturally, it's Yosano with a steel ch

[codecicle-archive]

everyone hope and pray that I don't have pneumonia again right tf now