wc: 1217 | warnings: sprained ankle, being chased and shot at by battle droids, mention of burn injury | characters: Peter Parker (pov), Arrio Mckay, Dick Grayson
the boys get isekai'd into the clone wars tee hee
chrumblr rp girlies <3 @ablatheringblatherskite @youjustfeelthemforever @choasuqeen
“You’re gonna have to run faster than that, man,” Peter panted, and Arrio glared back at him.
“I am running at the same speed you are!”
“Both of you, save your breath.” Dick’s reproof came through gritted teeth; they looked back in unison to see him trip and almost fall, but then he caught himself and kept going, onward through the jungle at a limping run. Peter and Arrio swapped a glance, shut up and kept running.
Moonlight glowed brighter through a hole in the trees ahead, and Peter expected to burst out into a clearing. But then his spider-sense flared, and he grabbed Arrio just in time to keep him from going over the cliff that suddenly loomed below them. “That was clo-” Unable to stop himself, Dick slammed into them, and for a moment they teetered at the edge, about to go over, before Dick grabbed his grapple gun, Peter shot a web to the nearest tree, and they pulled themselves away from the precipice. All three stumbled back towards the tree line, and Dick leaned against the trunk of one, grimacing.
“Are you okay?”
“I’d be better if the others were here. And if my ankle was in perfect working condition,” he replied glumly, reaching down to rub it.
Arrio growled in frustration. “I knew we shouldn’t have asked those things for directions. The one time I do stop to do that, and we get shot at and chased through the jungle.”
“You knew? I was the one who said maybe we shouldn’t ask the evil looking robots if they knew which way our friends were!”
“And I was the one who overrode you.”
“Oh, please, like your vote alone is enough to override me.”
“It was two to one! That’s what outvote means, Peter.”
“Yeah, but-”
“Boys.” Arrio and Peter swapped a glance, shut up and turned to see Dick frowning at them. “This isn’t helping.
“We’re stranded in a strange jungle with no one around for miles except for those robots. I get that you were right, Peter, but you were still outvoted. And Arrio, you weren’t the only one who voted against him. It was the majority opinion and we went with that, so” — he pinched the bridge of his nose with his other hand — “can we please stop arguing now and get a move on before the robots catch up?”
Peter and Arrio looked from him to each other, then nodded.
“Yeah.”
“Okay.”
“Good.”
The word was barely out of his mouth before they heard the a modulated voice coming from behind them. “Freeze, Republic dogs!” The trio looked from each other to the lone robot and back.
Peter crossed his arms, tilting his head. “I have no idea what you’re talking about, but we’re not any of those things. Which we tried to tell you when we asked for directions-” The robot kept its gun trained on them as the leaves and branches rustled, and the others in its squad emerged from the trees.
“I don’t think they care, Peter.” Arrio’s posture was tense; he moved furtively in front of Dick, his ring starting to glow like the embers of a fire.
“I got that much.” He was about to start backing away from the robots when his spider-sense went off again, and he pushed Arrio to the ground. “DUCK!”
“Open fire!” The robots started to shoot red lasers at them, and Peter had to pivot midair to avoid all of the bolts, catching a glimpse of Dick twisting into a somersault. He lunged to the side as the onslaught continued, webbing up one of the robots and swinging it around to crash into the others. They went down in a clatter of metal, and Peter yelled, "STRIKE!"
Arrio's face popped into his view as the other boy pushed himself up off the ground. "Strike? Where?!"
"Bowling. Not our friend," Peter explained tersely as he shoved him back down.
"Stop shoving me!"
"Then stop getting in the path of those lasers!"
"Boys! Can we-" They both watched as Dick flipped again to avoid a crimson bolt, stumbling as he landed on his bad foot, and Peter felt the heat of one on his face when it zipped by. His gaze followed it like the world had turned to slow-mo, and his stomach gripped in a tight vice as he watched it thud into Dick's shoulder, and the vigilante went down.
"Dick!" Their voices rose in a single cry, and Arrio and Peter shared a look and nod, then turned to glare at the robots. Arrio's fire shed a warm yellow-white glow on the scene as he threw fireballs at their enemies and Peter flung them at each other and the ground. Some of the robots wailed as they flew off the cliff, voices fading the further they disappeared into shadow.
Peter whirled to web two of them together, and his webs flew through Arrio's fire on the way, lighting up and binding the robots to the flames and each other. "Whoa. Not what I intended, but we'll take it." Arrio shrugged in agreement, and they dispatched the last few metal soldiers together. Only when they all lay sparking on the ground did the duo turn and rush to their friend's side. Peter supported Dick as he moved to sit up, hand pressed to his arm.
"Nnh. Great job, guys."
"Are you okay?"
He nodded, but the pained set of his jaw told a different story, as did the bloody, burnt flesh of his shoulder. "I'll be fine. We should get a move on, before any more of them show up." He stood and winced as he tested his bad ankle.
“You shouldn’t walk on that,” Peter told him anxiously. “It might make the sprain worse.”
“I don’t think we have much of a choice.” His face was grim, and he nodded towards the dim lights of a settlement in the distance. “If we can get there, we might be able to get some help that won’t shoot at us. I’ll survive,” he added at both Peter’s and Arrio’s worried looks.
“It’s our best option,” Arrio admitted, and Peter nodded reluctantly.
“Outvoted again.” He put a hand on his forehead dramatically.
Dick broke into a grin at that. “Well, maybe one of these days you’ll have a good idea.”
“I had a good idea! Don’t talk to the evil robots.”
“…A good idea that everyone shares.” His smile softened the blow of his words, and he limped towards the lights, the first few step out of thousands it would take to get there.
“Yeah, Peter. Maybe someday I’ll even agree with you.” Arrio smirked as he followed.
“You wish you could agree with me.”
“You wish you could get Dick to agree with you.”
“You wish you had superstrength.”
“You wish you could make fire butterflies.”
“You wish you could shoot webs.”
“You wish you could-”
“Boys.” They looked forward to see Dick turn back to them with a playfully resigned sigh. “I’m glad you two are getting along better, but I really hope you’re not planning to do this the whole trip. Because we have a long way to go.”
Peter and Arrio looked at each other and grinned. “No promises,” they chimed in unison.
Dick, returning to the group chat after 10 mins: what happened here
Arrio: well…
Peter: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Arrio: war?
Peter: That’s a great question actually
Dick: ah ok carry on boys
I hate when media tries to use allergies, and concern about those allergies, to be a short hand for someone being "annoying"
Not only do they make having allergies a personality trait, they make it a negative personality trait! As if having allergies is a choice, or somehow more of a burden for the people around the person with the allergies
And they try and make me dislike this person because they are always asking about food, or detergent, and they aren't spontaneous or risk taking
But it always back fires because for someone to be so worried about an allergy, its usually pretty severe AND they're probably used to people rolling their eyes and ignoring it. Which is usually what the main characters are doing!
So now I care about this supposedly annoying character and am 100% on their side
Hey guys, I'm Vênus (she/her). This is my new ff blog and requests are already open!
I really like writing dark, smut and/or angst contents for s/o x female readers.
Almost all the characters and artists I'll write for are tagged. Feel free to send me your writing requests on my ask. (ps¹: practically i'll write for all Jacob Elordi and Ryan Gosling's characters, there just wasn't enough space in the tags).
So don't be shy... I'm a member of the "toxic characters stan" too <3
ps²: some characters besides the other characters of Ryan Gosling and Jacob Elordi that I didn't put in the tags but that I can also write for:
Scream: Ethan Landry, Billy Loomis, Stu Macher.
Euphoria: Rue Bennet, Jules Vaughn, Ethan Lewis, Lexi Howard, Chris McKay, Fezco.
When Elton Irving turned Holly Liddell into a vampire in 1987, he promised her eternal love. But thirty-four years later, Elton has left her, her hair will be crimped for the rest of immortality, and the only job she can get as a forever-sixteen-year-old is the midnight shift at Taco Bell.
Holly’s afterlife takes an interesting turn when she meets Rose McKay and Ida Ripley. Having also been turned and discarded by Elton—Rose in 1954, and Ida, his ex-fiancée, in 1921—they want to help her, and ask for her help in return.
Rose and Ida are going to kill Elton before he turns another girl. Though Holly is hurt and angry with Elton for tossing her aside, she’s reluctant to kill her ex, until Holly meets Parker Kerr—the new girl Elton has set his sights on—and feels a quick, and nerve-wracking attraction to her.
Genres: urban fantasy, romance
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Deborah Kerr (1921-2007): The King and I (1956) as Anna Leonowens | An Affair to Remember (1957) as Terry McKay Dubbed by Marni Nixon.
"IMDb lists her trademark as playing "Refined and repressed characters who go through harrowing emotional experiences" and if that ain't my type distilled down to a single sentence... Watching her perform "Shall We Dance?" in *that* dress is a sexual experience, and no one can convince me otherwise. Also, unlike everyone else, Kerr broke convention and publicly credited Marni Nixon for her singing work." - anonymous
Eleanor Parker (1922-2013): The Sound of Music (1965) - Baroness Elsa Schraeder | Interrupted Melody (1955) - Marjorie Lawrence* Dubbed by Eileen Farrell
"Okay, so yes they cut Elsa's songs in Sound of Music for the film. Most people don't even know she has songs in the stage musical because of the rewrites, but they're there. And yeah, okay, solid cuts. But let the record show Eleanor Parker was a divine singer. For her role in Interrupted Melody, she painstakingly learned all of the opera songs used in this movie on her own. When filming the scenes, she sang the full songs an octave lower than the movie required so the dubbing could happen seamlessly." - anonymous
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ALRight bestie, can i get uhhh context??? i only know like 2 guys from the incorrect quotes yall are messing around with, who are these guys???? <- wants to know how to picture em lol
also been so fun readiing the shenanigans hahaha
OKAY SO
Uhhh Chrumblr server RP got kinda out of hand haha and now we've got this whole plot and an ever-growing cast of characters that currently consists of
Nia Rosewood - Chaos's oc, everyone's little sister (one is younger than her and that's irrelevant haha)
Venatrix - Vixen and Chaos's shared oc, angry murder girl.
Nightwing, aka Dick Grayson - The big brother, nobody knows his true identity but they get why he's hiding it.
Grillface and Sploto - Kirbe's ocs. Creachers. Sploto is a very cat-like in manner kirbe and Grillface is a thief of a waddle dee.
Arrio McKay, aka Spellblazer - You know the Best Boy (>:D). Did his best to avoid letting people know he was a superhero but ultimately failed when he set his hands ablaze and threatened to light Peter on fire (they don't get along).
Peter Parker, aka Spiderman - Classic Gen-Z, opposes murder (as do a few others), a certified little shit. Doing his best to hide his superhero identity. Hates Arrio as much as Arrio hates him (LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT PETER CAUSED THE INCITING INCIDENTS OF THEIR INITIAL CONFRONTATION).
Matt Murdock, aka Daredevil - Might as well be Peter's dad. Blind but has heightened senses. Helping Peter keep their cover as heroes.
Lieutenant Strike - Moob's Star Wars oc. No-nonsense clone, extremely confused with all these Earthlings. (Why don't they know what a holo-map is??? Are they stupid???) Perhaps not as perpetually angry as she seems to be.
Raoul de Chagny - Terrified sobbing French man who loves his wife.
Christine Daaé - Terrified-but-better-at-hiding-it French (actually Swedish tho) woman who loves her husband. Often tries to stop fights between Peter and Arrio, usually fails (by no fault of her own - those two are wild).
(Note from blog author: Raoul and Christine are under the protection of the entire group. Hurt them and suffer the consequences.)
Maddox Darling - Christi's Star Wars oc. Due to time shenanigans I don't understand (lmao), is friends with Strike in the future. Strike is extremely confused.
Basically the plot is these characters all showed up in a small town in the middle of nowhere with no memory of how they got there, and now they're trying to figure out where they are and how to get back to their respective universes without killing each other (looking at Peter and Arrio). Also some of them are starting to realizing that they may or may not be fictional, but those who were elsewhere at the time of the discovery still have no idea.
So uh that's basically it I think? It's kind of a lot but we're having a blast lmao. People keep joining and adding characters and it's really chaotic and fun haha.
Also, completely unrelated but WE GOT ANOTHER ONE BOYS (you know what I'm talking about heheh)
idk. plotless Peter and Arrio whump for the chrumblr RP girlies <3 @choasuqeen @youjustfeelthemforever @ablatheringblatherskite
wc: 396 | warnings: none
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“Peter? Peter.” Arrio tried to catch the other boy’s gaze, but it was fixed on something behind him and far away, and his breath came in quick, desperate gasps. It was like he couldn’t see or hear Arrio at all.
“No- No, please, Uncle Ben- I can’t- I’m sorry, Gwen, I’m so sorry-” Peter buried his face in his hands, tears rolling down and soaking into his hoodie.
“Peter. There’s no one else here. It’s just me. Arrio. Remember?” he tried, crouching in front of him.
“I can’t do this, not without you. I’m sorry, Gwen. Don’t go, don’t go…” Curling in tighter on himself, Peter let out a sob, and shrunk away from Arrio. “Please.”
Arrio hesitated, then reached out to touch Peter’s shoulder. The other boy flinched, and he started to pull away, but Peter’s hand shot up to grab his arm, and he froze. “Peter?” His unfocused gaze seemed to land on Arrio, and he frowned slightly, like he was confused.
“A… Arrio?”
“Yeah. See, you remember me. The irredeemable guy who’s always annoying you to no end.” He let some irony slip into his voice, and only paused for a moment before reaching over to squeeze Peter’s hand.
“I’m sorry. I’m sorry, I’m just- I’m a jerk, and I’m so bad at this, and I can’t even- I shouldn’t even be here, I’m gonna fail you guys just like I failed Gwen and Uncle Ben, and- and-”
“Hey. No. Look at me.” He didn’t go on until Peter’s wide, watery eyes were fixed on him. “You’re not going to fail us, and despite what I tell you sometimes, you’re not a jerk.”
“But I- You don’t know what happened.”
“I know that you’re a good person, Peter. And you’re a hero. I know that you tried. I know enough.” Arrio gripped his shoulders. “I know.”
Peter stared up at him for a long moment, as if he couldn’t believe what he was hearing. Then he lunged upward and into Arrio’s arms.
His brain blanked out for a second. This was the same Peter whose every word ruffled his figurative feathers, who took every chance he got to make some remark or other that would tick Arrio off. But he was also human. And he was scared. So Arrio hugged him back, awkwardly at first, tighter when Peter practically melted into his hold.
disclaimer: most of my stories are fem!reader, but i will write gender neutral, just let me know. i write angst, fluff, and smut. i am a bisexual female, so i will write about both female and male characters. i am mostly comfortable with writing anything, so don’t be afraid to send in whatever you’d like. my inbox is always open for anything, you can write your thoughts on characters, shows or movies, or my works! much love!
One month in, two months to go in the summer @ficreadingchallenge! Thought I'd share my progress. No bingo yet but I think I might actually get there this year.
Fics below the cut!
Recommended by a friend
The rest of us are trying by wyxan
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56660095
Gen, Teen & Up
Fandom: Marvel/DC
Summary: “It’s Gotham, darling. Get interesting or get out.”
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Natasha's attempts to atone for her past take her down memory lane and to the one place she had hoped to avoid.
Gen fic
Zoh-Onna Omote by Losyark
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1182813
Gen, Teen & Up
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Summary: In Japan, it is not too much to say that everything is about appearances. It is a habit cultivated over a life-time, and not one easy to break.
Fluff
(Hockey) Dress Blues by 429_CarCrash
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57079729
Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton/Steve Rogers, Gen
Fandom: MCU
Summary: Bucky finally picks a hockey team to cheer for
Werewolves
when the autumn moon is bright by callunavulgari
https://archiveofourown.org/works/12593388
Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Teen & Up
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Summary: There weren’t, strictly speaking, supposed to be wolves in Atlantis.
Didn't know they were dating
How to Prevent Sugar Bloom by Tawryn
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29416185
Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton, Explicit
Fandom: MCU
Summary: When Clint takes Lucky to the dog park, he isn’t expecting to meet the love of his life.
He’s not expecting the frisbee either, but it’s a beautiful morning to get nailed in the face.
Pets
Look What the Cat Dragged In by flawedamythyst
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27084847
Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton, GA
Fandom: MCU
Summary: The Winter Soldier was looming over him, dressed in full combat gear and hung all about with weapons. Blood was seeping out of a wound on his arm and there was a smear of it down his cheek that was starting to flake off as it dried. He was staring at Clint with a jaw-clenchingly intense glare and Clint felt every cell in his body freeze up under his scrutiny, expecting pain of some kind.
Instead, the Winter Soldier held a fist out containing Clint’s hearing aids and then, once he’d tucked them in pretty much on autopilot, thrust a cat in Clint’s face and growled out, “Tell me about this kitten,” like he was demanding the passwords to a nuclear weapon.
Somehow Clint ends up co-owning a kitten with the Winter Soldier.
OT3/polyamory
like a map of a place you've never been by bydaybreak
https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861028
Summary: He knows it’d be so fucking easy, if he’d let himself. Because he’s easy for them, has been since that first job, since the day he hauled Hardison’s ass out of a building about to explode. It’d be so easy.
So he won't.
Unfinished/Work in Progress
wait for me (i will) by matteblack_cowboyhat
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56107615
Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton, GA
Fandom: MCU
Summary: As Clint’s eyes track from the metal hand and up to the similarly metal arm, his heart drops straight out of his ribcage and into the bottom of his stomach. Because of course, the reliable ole’ Barton luck means that after this absolute shitter of a day, Clint now has to deal with the fact that the Actual And Literal Winter Fucking Soldier is in his house with a gun pointed at his head.
“Aww, HYDRA, no.” he groans.
or
what happens when you let an international fugitive hide out in your farmhouse