#Part 4 spoilers

[lolobizarreadventuresshatpost]

Yoshikage Kira mentally shitting his pants at Kosaku’s workplace because he has to cosplay as the guy to keep up appearances, but he has no clue what the hell he is supposed to be doing

[obituarybug]

My favorite part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is when the Part's main villian with a time related stand reveals their true power and identity by punching a hole through my favorite character's stomach (using their Stand) while a JoJo is in close but not immediate proximity

[bbnibini]

Mannn reading about Prince Anastasius simp over Eglantine is the most comedic timing ever. Who knew I would read about him being a petty simp being jealous of a little girl(the MC). A literal child for taking his fiancée's attention ON VALENTINE'S DAY. SAID LITTLE GIRL IS GIVING HIM ROMANCE ADVICE AKDJDKDKFB THIS HOPELESS SIMP LMFAOO HE'S UNREAL IT'S SO FUNNY MAN CHILL HAHAHAHAHAH

[ojamajoprincess]

I don’t want Ferdinand to have to go to Ahrensbach! I want Eckhart to throw hands on his behalf! Let typically reserved and rational, Fernand fanatical, described as a “disaster” by the keeper of his name Ekhart throw hands on Ferdinand’s behalf!!!

[lala1267]

Chocolate and Vanilla (some of part 4)

Summary:it has been a month since your incident with Claudia, Elvis was all eyes for you but Claudia was still lurking.

Warning: swearing, mentions of arousal,

VERY SHORT PART BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TIME TO DO A FULL PART 4 SORRY

It had been a month since my incident with Claudia and Carmella. Since then I had been staying with Elvis and hanging out with Lana, I was never alone, Elvis and Lana wouldn't allow me to have freedom since this is the second time that I had been attacked. Although I loved Elvis's and Lana's company I missed going on late night walks on my own,playing outside on my own, I had spent my whole childhood on my own. Me and Elvis grew very close, I was always at his house, I basically lived there.

I woke up one sunny morning, breeze blowing through the curtains and the birds singing. I didn't even wake up properly before I ran downstairs in my short nightgown and white thrilled socks. I ran straight out of the back door to the horses, I mounted Elvis's horse and rode to the end of the field. I loved horse riding, it was my only way of escaping Graceland even though I was still technically at Graceland. I saw Elvis walk over to the stables, he was wearing black trousers and a navy blue long sleeved top. I dismounted my horse just to run and jump into his arms. Elvis loved how I wasn't ladylike, he loved that I could walk around with no makeup on and my hair a mess, I could walk around barefoot outside, I could run far and fast. Elvis loved me and I loved him but he was like a brother to me or even a dad. Elvis squeezed my body lightly before pulling away to look at my face covered in freckles and my emerald green eyes. "Breakfast is ready honey, I might need horse riding lessons of you soon If you get any better" he said with a soft giggle. I took Elvis's hand as he escorted me inside to the diner table. Since the Claudia incident, she had been kicked out of the house by Elvis. I hadn't seen her since. I sat down in my pink silk dress. Elvis had made me cereal while he had eggs and toast. I quickly finished my cereal before saying, "Elvis, can I go out with Lana today?" Elvis's eyebrows furrowed, he thought for a second before replying, "ok honey, just make sure Lana returns you home safely" I smiled before sprinting up the stairs, Elvis followed behind me, as I ran up the stairs my dress bounced up and down, this gave Elvis the full view of my panties. I turned around to him as I reached the top of the stairs, he was adjusting his pants as If something had made him aroused.

I picked out some flared jeans and a tight crop top that I didn't realise pushed my boobs up.

Me and Lana were at the mall when we both saw a very familiar face at the exact same time. The blonde walked with a tall man with jet black hair. Claudia. And....who?. Me and Lana put our hats and sunglasses on and slowly sneaked closer to them. Both of our jaws dropped when we saw the man that Claudia was draping all over was "Elvis!" Lana shouted, I put my hand over her mouth to stop Claudia and Elvis from hearing her. "Lana, shush, we can't let them know we are spying on them!" I whisper yelled.

"But that is your man with his ex!"

"Whoa,whoa,whoa, first of all he isn't my man, he is just someone who cares for me. And second of all they are probably still dating, he never said that they broke up"

"So your telling me your not even a little bit jealous that the man who you love is with a girl that almost killed you!?" I let out a sigh before responding, "Well I guess but I'm not dating him so it's not my problem"

"Well if it ain't your problem then it sure is mine!" Lana snapped as she got up. I quickly took her hand and pulled her back down again. "Lana, look at me, I don't want anything to do with that girl so can you please just leave them alone"

"Ugh fine, just letting ya know If he is kissing and fucking that girl in the next ten minutes don't come running to me" Lana said as she grabbed my hand to walked us to the cafe. We were sitting at a table that was next to the window. The view was lovely. Until we saw Claudia in the view. Of course, she walked in the restaurant holding his hand. I grinded my teeth and squeezed my thigh as I looked away. Lana noticed that I was visibly uncomfortable. She took my hand and said, "we can go home if ya want and we can talk to him when he gets back"

"Ok but can you do the talking because I will just end up crying"

"Ok ari"

We arrived home, we had to wait a couple of hours before Elvis got done doing god knows what with Claudia. When he arrived home I instantly noticed the red lipstick on his collar and neck, he was also drunk. Tonight was gonna be a long night especially with Lana here.

[clownwritesfanfic]

So Come One, Come All - Five Hargreeves X GN! Reader

Summary: After you find out that your husband of 40 years cheated on you with his own brother’s wife, you give up on figuring out how to fix the apocalypse and run off. That’s when you’re lead to a suspicious deli full of the exact face you never wanted to see again.

Word count: 1647

Genre: Angst/Fluff

Warnings: Cheating, Heartbreak, Happy Ending, rushed writing, not beta read we die like men

Disclaimer: Five is canonically in the body of an 18 year old in this season. Not to mention he aged like 7 more years with Lila. Also, obvious Season 4 spoilers. This season was awful and Five was done so dirty and he’s still ooc in this fic (or at least a version of him is)

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You had no idea how long you had been walking for. All you knew was that you were tired.

Tired of everything. Of the constant apocalypses, the fighting, the stress, …the lying, the heartache. Everything.

You had to get away from that place. You couldn’t stand to be around anyone from that family anymore. Around…him.

You and Five have been married for forty years. You both met in the first apocalypse as teens. You weren’t special like him or his siblings but you were both grateful to have someone else around.

You slowly fell in love over the years as you grew older together. You had a makeshift marriage with a ring Five had made for you out of random bits of metal he had found.

You had both been recruited into the Commission together and quickly became the most badass couple in the entire organization. You were always put on missions together for your efficiency and speed.

You had followed Five back in time to see his family, consequently getting stuck in your younger body as well. You followed him everywhere. You would’ve given your life for him.

So, how could he do this to you?

Forty years, thrown away all because he supposedly got stuck for seven fucking years in a stupid timeline traveling subway station with another woman.

You wanted to kill him. He knew that you didn’t like how comfortable Lila was with him since the beginning and he had assured you he wasn’t interested in her at all and that you were all he wanted. What a load of bullshit that was.

You had left after their explanation. You saw the way he looked at her. The exact same way he used to look at you. For him at had been years since he last saw you. For you, it had only been a few hours since he last looked at you like you were the world.

You had slipped off the wedding ring and threw it at his face before leaving. You could hear him trying to get you to stay and try to follow you but he was stopped by Diego.

You were so lost in thought before you found yourself in front of the entrance to a subway station. This must be the one they were talking about. You looked behind you, making sure no one had followed you but also as a way to look back on this life.

If they were telling the truth about the timelines…then you weren’t going to be coming back to this one. Maybe there is a timeline where you’re happy. One where you and Five don’t meet. Or maybe one where none of this happens. Where you’re both a normal married couple.

You took a deep breath as you gazed down the steps. Once you took your first step down, you knew there was no going back.

As you descended the steps, the eerie silence unnerved you. You could hear only your footsteps on the ground and the squeaking of the turnstile as you pushed through it.

You were startled by the sound of the speakers playing some sort of announcement. It was impossible to understand considering it was all backwards.

Soon, the subway entered the station and came to a halt. The doors opened and you stood still, you were still a little creeped out. Five always made you feel more comfortable in situations like this…but he wasn’t here anymore.

You swallowed your unease and entered the subway car. You slowly took a seat and looked around before the doors closed and the subway started moving. You looked out the window as flashes of colour went by.

You were there for a couple minutes before you stopped. The doors opened but you didn’t get up. You weren’t sure if you wanted to get off yet. You wanted to be sure you were as far from the timeline you were just in as possible.

You felt something pull inside of you though. Something wanted you to get off and explore. So you did.

You let yourself be guided by this feeling deep inside. It was like your heart was pulling you somewhere.

It isn’t long until you end up in front of a building of some kind. Could you even call it that? You never left the station and it’s the only other place in here. Is it more of a building in a building? You didn’t want to think about it too much.

The words “Max’s Delicatessen” were shining brightly in your face. You were a little amused. Maybe you were hungry and it was actually your stomach bringing you here rather than your heart.

You sighed and decided to check it out.

But when you entered, you were horrified at what you saw.

The entire deli was full of copies of your (now ex) husband. This was the last thing you wanted to see and you internally cursed at your conscious for bringing you here.

You could feel your heartbeat pick up and your breathing become heavy as tears pricked at your eyes.

Finally, one of the Five’s had looked up and noticed you stuck in place at the door.

“Darling!” He shot up out of his seat, audibly hitting his knee on the table but he didn’t flinch.

Suddenly, every single Five in the place had his eyes on you, each with various emotions displayed on their face.

The Five that spotted you quickly made his way over to you. He lifted his shaking hands and held them over your cheeks, too scared to make contact in case you fade away.

You could see the disbelief and love in his eyes. This snapped you out of your confusion and slapped his hands away from you and backed yourself up into the door.

The Five in front of you looked confused and hurt before sighing and lowering his hands.

“Sorry…I forgot that you’re not the same one.” He apologized.

“What the FUCK is going on?” You exclaimed as you looked around to be met with all the Five’s still staring at you. “How did you get here? Why are there multiples of you? Why can’t you just leave me alone!”

“Woah, woah, slow down. Breathe. You’re okay. Everything’s fine.” The Five in front of you tried to calm you down. “You took the subway right? This is a different timeline. We’re all the same person from different timelines. Usually the only new people that enter here are a version of me…or…us I guess. You’re the only…well…you, that has shown up here.” He explained.

“What?” You looked at him like he was crazy.

“They should sit down.” Another Five had said.

“Come on, hun. Come sit down and we can talk.” He had reached out towards you, careful not to touch you while he guided you towards the opposite end of the booth he was previously at.

You sat down, still in shock. It felt weird being surrounded by so many Five’s. Especially when you were trying to get away from him.

“I guess I’ll start.” Five had sat down across from you and sighed.

“In my timeline, you and I had been together for years. We met at the Commission. At first we hated each other but we were always put on missions together. Over time…I had fallen for you, and luckily for me, you reciprocated those feelings. We were together romantically for years. We were on our last mission before our contract with the Commission ended. We were planning on getting married after and retiring somewhere nice. But…it went wrong…and I lost you. You died in my arms.” He looked off to the side and tried to play off wiping away his tears.

“I haven’t seen you in years. You’re just as beautiful as the day I lost you.” He reached a hand across the table and gently placed it on yours.

You teared up as you saw the pure love in his eyes. Your Five used to look at you like that and it still hurt knowing he no longer felt that way.

“If you’re here…then something must’ve happened to the Five in your timeline.” He rubbed his thumb on the back of your hand.

You stilled and took your hand back, making the Five in front of you frown.

You hugged your torso for comfort and curled in on yourself slightly as you looked down at the table.

“We were married for forty years…but he got stuck in the subway with Lila and…I guess forty years didn’t mean anything because in seven years he threw it all away for…her.” You hiccuped as you tried to hold back your tears.

There were multiple grumbles and scoffs around the deli.

The Five across from you reached across the table and held your shoulder gaining your attention.

“Everyone here had a version of you in their timeline. We all lost you in one way or another. I think I speak for all of us when I say…having you here is the best thing to happen to us, and he’s a complete idiot for throwing you away like that.” He smiled as he lightly caressed your cheek.

You smiled slightly at his words.

“Aww there’s that beautiful smile.” Five said as he lightly pinched your cheek.

You giggled and batted his hand away and wiped your tears away.

A sandwich and drink was placed in front of you and you looked up to another Five holding a now empty tray.

“Your favourite, just the way you like it.” He said as he gently grabbed your hand and placed a kiss on the back of it with a wink.

You blushed at the action and thanked him.

Even though you got on that train in order to get away from him…you don’t think you’ll be getting back on any time soon.

[egophiliac]

he did it! 🐍 and it only took...uhhh...well, there probably could've been less punches, but why hold back!

PUNCHES FOR EVERYONE

[gomacave]

Its me boy the ps5

[thatbuddie]

do you guys understand how lucky we are to have been watching this play out day by day? episode by episode? we're not getting here after the fact. we did not watch this after finding a list of "canon bisexual characters". we have been in this journey with buck from minute one and i am just... it feels so fucking special and i will be forever grateful.

[peachducy]

what if that one scene from azran legacy was animated

[wolsalwastaken]

Too weird to love,

Too scared to die.

Too alien to take you home.

Horrified at the sight of my reflection in your eyes,

I don’t belong there.

PART 2/4- Part 1

Wow holy shit- I didn’t expect my previous Bill Wood post (a reblogger who I forgot the user of suggested that, and it is very funny. You know who you are, thank you for the pun) to blow up. Everyone seemed to really enjoy part 1 of this, so I have to finish the verse, I figure! I didn’t know there was a community of people who loved Will Wood and Gravity Falls, but apparently I activated that community! I’m more than ecstatic to have an excuse to draw more of these as, well, Will Wood and Gravity Falls are 2 of my favorite things. Anyhoodle, enjoy!

Flipped version below!

[reisakumaproducer]

has anyone done this yet

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Hold on so if the souls' appearances in Wonderland reflect how they died, then....

What does SHE look like???????

[chloesimaginationthings]

Wouldn’t it be funny if it happened again

[tartppola]

book 6 was great 😀 👍

[timotheecontent]

Paul Muad'dib Usul Atreides, Lisan al-Gaib, Kwisatz Haderach, Duke of Arrakis DUNE: PART 2 (2024) Dir. Denis Villeneuve