#Percy jackson memes

[hotrawchicken]

Nico: I like to play this game called nap roulette. I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 minutes or 45 hours or 80 years? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

Percy (softly): Are you okay

[honestlydarkprincess]

watching the percy jackson show be like

[several-breathing-eyes]

I've always wondered why the Romans think demigods all of a sudden started getting claimed? They couldn't know about Percy's deal with Olympus, so what do they think happened?

The gods were probably like "as a reward for fighting in the war we will now claim you all!"

The Romans were probably pretty proud of that.

Then like a year later this conversation happens:

Annabeth: and then after Percy made the gods promise to claim all their children-

Jason: THAT WAS YOU?!

Percy: yeah. Why did you think the god suddenly started claiming everybody?

[quantumshade]

so how 'bout that trailer, huh?

[thepersassiest]

percabeth and textposts for my friends (you)

[sinonfromgreece]

[imaginmatrix]

New meme format just dropped!

It’s too perfect

[liv45no]

Luke, talking about Percy: he’s such a funny little guy.

Luke: I can’t believe I’m gonna betray him.

Annabeth: you don’t have to??

Luke: oh no I’m gonna

[kyuremking]

I don't think we talk enough about the seven putting a goddess in a stable. So here is my offer:

The seven begin putting people in the stables much earlier and continue doing so throughout the three books.

Narcissus is the first and Eco voluntarily gets on the boat but they keep forgetting about her constantly.

Phorcis and Keto? to the stable.

The dolphins escape but Chrysaor goes to the stable.

Sciron? to the same stable as Chrysor, his turtle begins to follow the Argo.

Pasiphaë? to the stable

Triptolemus and his snakes? to the stable

Cupid? To the stable, Jason kicked him there.

Khione, Calais and Zetes? To the same stable, the three of them together.

Nike? To the stable.

Kymopoleia? She climbs up voluntarily to poke Keto and Forcis with a stick.

I know there are many more people and gods that the seven encounter that deserve to be put in the stable during their adventure, but I'll leave it here.

[hotrawchicken]

Hades (turning around dramatically): I've been expecting you, Perseus Jackson.

Percy: How did you do that without turning around?

Hades (turning off the dramatic lighting): Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you.

Nico (sighing beside him): He did it to me this morning.

[honestlydarkprincess]

me finishing the lightning thief when i was a kid vs me finishing the pjo show as an adult

[fellatitledthemf]

Me reading end of Mark of Athena even after being spoiled everything:

[riptidelover]

No where is safe…….

[several-breathing-eyes]

Annabeth: If I had a nickel for every time I went to a funeral and the supposed deceased showed up, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

[pigfacedbitch]

Child: Dad, can I have a Guinea pig?

Percy: [ shakes his head ] Nope, not a chance.

Child: [ sadly pouts ] Why?

Percy: [ sighs heavily ] I swear if you laugh, I'm taking away your toys.

more incorrect quotes here!

[pjo-worshipper]