#Pi Post

[philtstone]

whats important to understand about psych is that the legality of their business is always existing on a razor's edge of 'uncondemnable by a hair's breadth'. think of it this way. shawn absolutely without a doubt does not pay taxes. gus on the other hand absolutely without a doubt does pay taxes. as a result, these intrepid business owners never do end up committing tax fraud, but dont let that fool you; the spirit of tax evasion is always there

[talos-stims]

the computer blade | source

[thepie]

“I’ve thought many times,

Is this what peace feels like?

And.. Is it good enough?”

[thirtenth]

Gap The Series (2022)

The Loyal Pin (2024)

Uranus2324 (2024)

Cranium (2026)

[zondearts]

More More doves

[tanoraqui]

[crystallizsch]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY gives you a bagel

THANK YOU FRIEMD 🥯🥯🥯 HAPPY (LATE) VALENTINE'S TO YOU TOO ‼️‼️😭💖💖‼️💥💥💥💕💞💕💞💥

since i completely missed valentine's, happy white day instead :DDD

no hiding behind those bangs of urs jamil viper

[pissboy-pi]

Okay y'all, let's have a talk about our good buddy Porcino.

Now we expect that he will joining the 'Tectives, living on their persons, being an asset, moving up down and flipping all around, in every screen from here on out.

So let's take a look at his involvement in the vandalism of the Skeet Autobahn Exhibit at the Midnight Alley Art Gallery:

Porcino is either an employee of the gallery itself or of Skeet Autobahn (unclear) but is clearly treated poorly, to the point of abuse, by his direct superior; Skeet Autobahn.

His job parameters we know of are; he is expected to remain in the back room, and perform tasks such as 'Cleaning the Easels'

His outfit/uniform, a direct replica of Skeet Autobahn's preffered attire and is poorly maintained, with his hat being for special occasions only.

Given that Skeet seems unaware that his preferred subject, Rats, are not in fact marsupials, and his general lack of working memory or evident talent, it is possible that he is taking credit for the work of others, namley Porcino.

We see here when Porcino reaches out to indicate the wallet in Skeet's dufflebag, that he has a smattering of orange paint on his shoulder, under his turtleneck, visible through the break in the stitching.

Meaning he got the paint on him before putting his turtleneck on.

The remaining piece of art on the wall vandalized by the snake is a portrait of a rat with a similar haircut and profile, but a different colouring, to Porcino. Done in spray paint over a backing of newspapers bemoaning the state of modern art, possibly the art of Skeet in particular.

The vandalism on this piece is intentional, crossing out the body and eyes of the subject, with no slashes in the canvas.

In contrast, the other orange vandalism is random, messy, with no clear artistic intention, it damages the pieces, runs off the sides of the canvases and onto the wall.

I am near certain that the former was done by Porcino and the latter by Skeet.

The question is why Porcino vandalized this piece, given the paint splatter on the floor, we know it was done in the gallery proper, however Porcino is not tall enough to reach the painting on his own.

I postulate that this was actually an intentional artistic addition to the piece, likely with the assistance of Skeet, indicating that The Artist, referred to in the newspaper articles and featured in his re-coloured self portrait, is not seen and dismissed.

Given this piece was marked down in price three times since it's original completion, we can assume that Skeet's true motivation for the vandalism was monetary rather than political, and that Porcino was press ganged into helping.

It is unclear if the Snake's Vandalism happened before or after, but as Skeet is a hack, it was most likely beforehand and Skeet took the idea and ran with it.

In conclusion,

Our little buddy Porcino is an Orange Herring.

He may be an accomplice, but the only crime he's guilty of is radical artistic expression.

posts used in constructing this theory:

x/x/x

[ohplart]

sleep in heavenly peace

[arewebeholdingaman]

The greek letter pi (π)

✅️ ...... featherless

✅️ ................ biped

You win this round, maths!

[egophiliac]

Of the TWST cards you own, which is your favorite (or favorites of you can't decide)?

(not that I'm still salty over that, nope, no way)

seriously though, this turned out to be harder to answer than I thought! I did actually manage to pull Stitch Lilia (THANK YOU TWSTFEST for the free bonus keys!) and he's absolutely adorable, I've literally been doing random battles just to watch him surf around and high-five Stitch. a fine addition to the Lilia collection!

in terms of proudest/most unbelievable achievement, that is 100% when I somehow managed to pull every single Scary Monsters card except one (only missing Rook!). I think I used up all my luck on that one, but at least it was for the Halloween cards! (after Scary Monsters and Glorious Masquerade, I'm so afraid of what this year's Halloween event is going to be, what if they look amazing how am I supposed to save my keys nooooo)

if I REALLY have to pick one, though...there is actually one card that I think I would call my favorite! he just makes me happy every time I look at him. :>

[chaoticcrowss]

i know a lot of people talk about Five's relationship with Lila when it comes to his character assassination and stuff but I feel like we all glossed over him being in the god damn CIA too quickly.

wtf do you mean the man who worked for the commission for a large majority of his life, the place that he literally hated with pretty much all his being and had no qualms about blowing up or it being destroyed, would go on and work for the government.

this is the same guy that went "um, no actually. screw you" to every high-ranking person of the commission that he encountered (excluding himself, but even then he gave a lot of pushback)

this is the same man who just wanted to be retired and old and buy a 1960 Corvette Stingray (which he never got btw)

five has not been shown to be the type of character that respects authority or government-adjacent organizations and having him work for the type of place he has been shown to resent and hate is ludicrous and absurd.

[berry-bread-bakery]

HELLO and Good Morning SkyStar Nation!!!!!!! I offer a little sunset flight through clouds!!!

A different version and close ups under the cut :]

[stoicjewel]

Ford and dipper doing some homework, when Mabel walks in with some sweet beats.

[puddingandp1]

might add these lil bubbles to wigglez - makes her look more... water wiggler-y

[pissboy-pi]

Drawfers, hear me

What think you of these silhouettes? Are they familiar? Comforting?

Thinkest you see the shapes of your most beloved polycule detective squad?

Nay, I tell you friends, we are deceived.

Think you see here a fashionable dog walker? A friendly and Gender-enviable Dwarf?

NAY

FOR IT IS RATS!

Think thou see a much beloved rogue? Fancy coat filled to bursting with stolen treasures?

NAY

FOR IT IS ONCE AGAIN RATS!!!

Think you, even, that this is your beloved Orc Prince?

FOOL! KNAVE!

TIS NONE OTHER THAN THE RAT KING ASTRIDE HIS NOBLE STEED!!!!

He prepares for battle, lulling us into a false sense of security by having his minions form facsimiles of our beloved Drawtectives!

Be not deceived friends! Lest the Rat King's plans come to fruition!

Stay Vigilant!!

The Rat King comes for us all.