#Polin incorrect quotes

[eleutheria-sunflowers]

Colin: Penelope is annoying me. Anthony: She isn't even looking at you. Colin: That's what's annoying me.

Insp

[bellarke-is-my-death-wave]

Colin: I’m so sorry I hurt you, I must make it up to you.

Colin: I know! I’ll help you find a husband!

Penelope: You’re going to help me find a husband?

Colin: Of course! I love you, I’ll do anything you want.

Penelope:

Colin:

Colin: I may not have thought this through.

[steelspined-harpy]

*Eloise catches Penelope and Colin kissing*

Eloise: What the fuck is this?

Colin: Listen Eloise-

Eloise: This is incest!

Colin: No, it’s not, we are not related!

Eloise: Oh So it makes it okay???

Colin: Well, it makes it not incest!

[askclato]

Colin: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Penelope: *smiles* You are my reward.

Anthony: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Kate: Yeah, you’re a real bitch sometimes.

[thebluemallet]

Violet: Let me see what you have! Colin: (pulls Penelope out from hiding behind his back) Colin: A WIFE! Eloise: (angrily) NO!

[asmilinghopelessromantic]

Colin, smugly sitting backwards on his son's future study's chair: so you fell in love with two people who are actually the same person?

Benedict, deadpan: you hated Lady Whistle-

Colin: MOVING ON

Colin: as I was saying, I do have some experience with this type of situation

Benedict: you moped and brooded so much that I thought Anthony came back early

Colin: AS I WAS SAYING

Penelope, writing in the corner: nice one, Benedict

Colin, glared at his wife with no real heat behind his eyes: while I didn't react well-

Penelope: understatement of the century

Colin: DAMNIT, PEN, DO HAVE ADVICE FOR HIM

Penelope: in fact, I do, because you spent too long rubbing into your brother's face, I'll be happy to get the point as time is a bit of the essence

Penelope: Benedict, you feel betrayed but imagine your life without her

Benedict: I can't. She is engrained in my soul.

Penelope: then I suggest you hightail out of here to go get your wife. Talk with her, listen to her, and she'll listen to you.

*Benedict scrambles to the study door*

Penelope: wait, one last thing. She doesn't need someone to save her, just love and support her

Benedict, giving Penelope a kiss on her cheek: thank you, sister

Benedict after Colin clears his throat: thank you, Penelope's husband

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: I know I’ve been talking about Penelope all morning, but another thing I love about Penelope is that she just gets me.

Eloise: Can she come get you right now?

[lovelymagnoliarose]

In the Featherington gardens

Colin: This is where we were the night we fell in love.

Penelope: Colin.

Colin: The night we kissed for 15 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

[wish-i-was-milena]

Eloise: since when do you care about Penelope Featherington? 🤨

literally Polin at every ball:

[fallevs]

colin bridgerton incorrect quotes

[klaramarieleblochova]

Colin to the ladies: Were I to tell you even the tiniest of my adventures, well, I'd be forced to marry you!

Colin to Penelope: When I was backpacking through western Europe..

[eleutheria-sunflowers]

Penelope: *sighs* No one will ever be truly in love with me...

Colin: Are you sure?

Penelope: Yeah...

Colin, aggressively pointing at himself: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?

Insp

[callmefirefly]

Colin: Penelope and I are no longer friends.

Penelope: COLIN THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE COURTING!

[shadywhistleup]

P: I could sure stand to do something stupid. C: C: C: I'm something stupid, do me.

[askclato]

Kate: Where’s Colin?

Penelope, sighing: He went to go fight everyone who has hurt me.

Kate: Oh no, who first?

Penelope: Himself. He’s been yelling at the mirror for the past hour.

[thebluemallet]

Colin: Penelope and I are going to be married! Anthony: (eyes Colin's tousled hair, mussed clothes, and dust marks on the knees of his trousers) Anthony: If you try and sell me that bullshit line about not compromising a lady because you are a gentleman, I swear-