#Pyromaniac Tommy

[snap-my-kneecaps]

Tommy Boy: It's not like I try to blow things up, exactly. It just sort of happens. You've got to admit though, fire is fascinating.

[justrainandcoffee]

(Come on, baby) Light my fire.

Fireman!Alfie x OC

Finally I found a title for this story. These days I finished one of my series and yesterday I posted the chapter of another one. That means I can focus on this one as I planned. Slowly but surely.

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Despite the hype I noticed when I posted the first moodboard, I don't think a lot of that people will read this considering it's not reader insert and won't have smut. Yet, if those interested want to read this (not counting my loyal readers) and you're not familiar with Alfie and Rose there are few things about the world I created around them that you need to know.

• Alfie and Rose are soulmates. Every time, every universe, every era they will find each other no matter what, and they will fall in love.

• Alfie is pansexual and Tommy Shelby, somehow, is always around him. Rose is demiromantic, the only person she truly loves, romantically speaking, is Alfie. Always.

• She's not an idiot who doesn't know how to make soup. She's just clumsy with zero kitchen skills. And yet she has certain pyromaniac tendencies. She has been in prison several times in canon times. She hates the authority and is an anarchist. Same as Alfie: fuck the police.

• They are exactly the same age. She's older than him for just three months.

That said, bring the fire extinguishers because I'm going to write this.

[ghostedeabha]

more random cod headcanons

tw: mentions of self harm, references to OG ghost backstory, angst :)

141 tried to do group therapy together

but they ended up making the therapist cry and the four of them had to awkwardly comfort the therapist

ghost hates therapy with a passion but goes anyway

soap did the tide pod challenge

price lost it at him in the med bay when he found out

"johnny it's a plastic capsule of LAUNDRY DETERGENT!"

"yummy colours🥰"

ghost used to sh on his face

love how i just give yall a bunch of sweet stuff and then BOOM ANGST HEADCANON outta nowhere :)

i feel like he suffers from severe facial dysmorphia, especially after covering his face for so long

sweet pie gang: soap, könig, price

savoury pie gang: ghost and gaz

couldnt care less, just likes pie: horangi

ghost hates coffee but pretends to like it to seem cool (he's actually drinking coffee crisp hot chocolate)

horangi listens to ayesha erotica

he is also a RAGING bisexual (strong lean towards men)

laswell refers to the 141 as her boys, she loves to embarrass them like a mom would

soap and ghost are ATTROCIOUS at cooking

price is pretty good at it, can make quite a lot but struggles with a few harder recipes (and also somehow cannot make instant noodles)

gaz is a GOD in the kitchen but he hates cooking

soap is not allowed in the kitchen alone, once set the kitchen in fire trying to get a glass of water

awkward day on base when that happened

"sorry, can't go into the kitchen, the explosions specialist set it on fire trying to get a drink"

soap listens to classic rock and metal only (and katy perry but he will never admit it)

gaz listens to (shocking literally everyone on the team) music from the 40's, 50's and 60's. he listens to some modern music but he just ADORES the vintage music, especially jazz.

gaz and soap also like therapy

like genuinely enjoy it

gaz has to hype himself up before his appointments though

soap hypes the therapist up

price is neutral, he'd prefer to just smoke and drink to deal with his problems but understands that talking about them with a professional is the best option

ghost, as mentioned before, hates therapy with a burning passion but goes anyway

mostly because he knows he will be put on probation if he doesn't

but also because he knows that he needs the help even if he doesn't want to admit it

also after one of his first month of going to all his appointments that month without skipping one at all, price told simon he was proud of him and now he uses that as motiva to go to his appointments

price knows how to use technology in the weirdest ways

can operate a drone but cannot for the life of him figure out QR codes

a pretty decent hacker but do NOT ask him what any text slang aside from "lol" and "lmao" is. he does not know.

doesn't know that emojis have different meanings depending on context

once said "simon's in the hospital😭" i the TF141 group chat, gaz and soap thought that he was laughing at simon

soap got arrested in croatia on a mission once because he committed arson

kate had to bail him out and he got an earful on being a pyromaniac and arsonist

price just told him to restrict his fire setting to the battlefield

valeria has a medusa tattoo, it's under her chest on her sternum (iykyk)

ghost was tempted to get a medusa tattoo but decided against it because he views it more as a symbol of strength for women (really afab/fem aligned in general) who have suffered through that kind of assault and that it would be wrong to take that from them

he got a tattoo inspired by medusa instead

ghost has his on his hip

he was orginally going to get it on his left ribcage but when the artist was placing the stencil he almost had a panic attack and they both decided a different placement would be better

könig has tattoos for his siblings and his mother (mama's booooyyyyy🗣️)

ghost also has tattoos for his mother, tommy, joseph and even one for beth

is there a male version of a barracks bunny?

because that's horangi, that man is fucking EVERYONE or getting fucked, depends on his mood that night

idk i feel like sometimes they all watch like family guy or bob's burgers together sometimes during their downtime

soap's fav bob's burgers character is gene

price's is teddy

gaz's is tina

ghost's is both louise and bob

könig's is linda

horangi's is mort and kuchi kopi

[annachronisme]

What if AU

I don't remember how I came up with this but here is my idea.

What if Tommy and Steve had stayed friend.

Lemme explain real quick .

So after the fight with Jonathan, Steve and Tommy still fight. But that where things diverge because while Tommy is an asshole he is a loyal asshole. Where Steve goes, he goes. He has known Steve for what 5-10 years? So yeah, he thought about it and he went to Steve to apoligize and actually talk. And Steve told him that he had enough of being an asshole and following his shitty idea so when Steve went to the Byers to apologize guess who went with him to apologize too?

Bingo.

So not only is Steve there for all the Demogorgon and Upside Down bullshit but Tommy's too and that is going to change everything that cames after. Because it's fucked them up good, I mean paralel dimension and monster and all kinda shit, for real ? So when Steve lost his 'King' persona, Tommy followed.

When Steve start being the babysitter for a bunch of middle schooler with a death wish, Tommy does too. Even tho Steve would argue that he was worse than the kids sometimes. And the kids kinda love him kinda hate him.

When he has his fight with Billy, Tommy is there too. They still get heavily knocked around by Billy but at least it not worse than canon.

Steve has a concussion tho.

When Steve start working at Scoop ? You bet that he's going to follow. Poor Robin has to deal with not one but two reformed jock. And she honestly think it could be worse because they're kinda funny to be around and she could have worst coworker.

(Also when she came out to them, she totally didn't expect them go like 'Oh yeah ok' and ' Lol that funny, remember how we used to practice kissing on each other' it's wild)

Oh and Billy doesn't die. Because I have a love/hate relationship with his character and I want him face consequence and live happy. So that.

And then there's the whole vecna shit going on and with the added helped of Tommy -who is not much of a fighter but after three or so years against the Upside Down he gets arounds- Eddie doesn't die. And the whole time he never stop sending knowing look at Robin because he knows.

I have so much idea for this AU it's insane.

What kind of weapon could he have ? I was thinking a bow or something fire related. He's a pyromaniac in his soul I just know it.

And I don't see Carol fitting in it so they probably broke up at some point.

Bonus point for the Hagan Family, who are constantly there because Mrs. Hagan love to have people over so the kids swarm up his place as much as Steve's even when he's not there and she happily let in. ( even when they told her not to)

The idea was eating away the few braincell I can manage it had to go somewhere.

[crossfalconx5]

Doodle page ft. The science team

Todays favorites: Tommy stimming, gordon body study (trans reveal holy fuck), stoned benry, and pyromaniac bubby.

Tommy got a spotlight this time around, he was on my mind because he’s just so insanely silly. 

[rainydaystudios]

DSMP HEADCANONS BC IM MAKING A ONESHOT BOOK RLLY SOON!

Every version of Wilbur all loved making friendship/charm bracelets but Alive and Revivebur kept it a secret. Ghostbur openly revealed to everyone else that Alivebur did it and he does it too and everyone got shocked. They all know that Rev probably makes them too but it’s one collective secret they have.

In Ranboo’s memory book, if you read it you can see how the hand writing gets progressively worse.

Tubbo speaks fluent sign because of the festival he got blow up with fireworks and is now 2/3 of DEAF.

Techno loves painting. Like, a lot. A lot a lot.

Techno can speak Latin, Spanish AND Dutch. He doesn’t talk about or speak those languages because he doesn’t wanna look like a nerd. Except when he’s with Phil though.

Glatt probably cam back through Ghostbur at one point just to say LGBTQ rights because people called him transphobic when he was president.

Schlatt would eat paper when he was president, this was a problem because he kept eating important documents.

Bad, Skeppy, Puffy, Karl, Tubbo and Sam all have a betting pool on literally anything and everything on the DSMP, even if they aren’t getting along in that moment they all show up every Friday for bet night. Sometimes others join too.

Revivebur has secret tattoos. (Specifically butterfly on his neck, the words ‘this was a dare’ on his forearm, the autistic symbol on his ankle and the LManburg flag somewhere on his back.)

Tubbo used to love fireworks, but now he can’t watch them because of the festival.

In prison, Dream had an imaginary friend before Techno came because he go lonely.

Adding onto the Revivebur tattoo thing, both Rev and Alive know/knew how to give stick N poke tattoos and once Rev was, well, revived he got his hands on a tattoo gun.

When Alive died Tommy developed a drug addiction (I’m actually pretty sure this is canon too.)

George made a flower crown for XD and he loved it so much he never took it off.

Sam probably smells like gunpowder.

Schlatt was really fascinated by space, but never told anyone.

This is just a bit of a personal one, Schlatt wasn’t abusive to Quackity. More short tempered than anything.

Every version of Wilbur owns a lot of candles.

On top of the last one, Schlatt isn’t a pyromaniac to say, but really likes fire. One time Schlatt, Tubbo, Fundy and Quackity had a bonfire and Schlatt zoned out so hard just staring at the fire.

Techno loved Michael.

I’m just going to list it out bc I thought this bit deserved its own section:

[DSMP STIM HEADCANONS

Alivebur would pick at things like his own skin, his hair or basically anything he touched.

Techno plays with his hair a lot and he repeats little noises over and over, specifically behp.

Phil would shake a lot, not nervously but just because.

Tommy would get really bouncy, like bumping his legs up and down and jumping in place.

Dream would crack his neck a lot and pop his jaw.

George would constantly adjust his glasses and bite the sides of his fingers.

Sapnap would flick a lighter, even if he didn’t have one he’d just pretend like he did.

Bad would do the flappy hands at things he got excited at.

Quackity would pull it his hoodie strings or sleeves.

Schlatt would mess around with his non canonical rings that we all collectively agree he wears and would make goat noises, but only when he would be alone or with the cabinet. He would also always whistle.

Niki would hit her wrists together or just tap her hands on whatever she’s around. ]

DSMP STIM HEADCANONS OVER

[NOW ONLY SCHLATT HEADCANONS FOR A BIT BC I CAN

Schlatt could only wear zip up hoodies or button ups because anything else would get caught on his horns.

Schlatt would show up drunk to speeches and most times you could tell

He always smells like alcohol or cigarette smoke

He can dance really good. I will fight who ever disagrees with this one it’s my favorite.

Since he’s a ram, he can do anything rams do. Like eat paper from a previous one, but also look down and still see whats going on infront of him.

ok Schlatt section is done]

Karl loves flowers. Don’t ask why, it just fits.

Techno pierces ears really good. Because of this fact, he has a bunch of piercing, mostly on his ears but in other places too.

When Alive died and became Ghostbur, Tommy started selling drugs to honor his dead brother.

(My Wattpad is Rainy Day Studios so in case you wanna stick around for the upcoming oneshot book go follow)

[ifidiedinadream]

Okay but if Tommi was a Firefighter I would 100% start a fire in my house just so he would come rescue me.

gotta admit ive been feeling a little pyromaniac ever since maddy posted their art 👀

[ghostlyplacetobe]

I am a pyromaniac. -Darnell

A cute one -Cyclops

Your girlfriend is so nice and sweet -tommy

[thatharringrovehoe]

Okay so so these mood boards I've been making have just slapped me across the face with inspiration and this is what came out of it. Enjoy some Guard Dog Tommy blurbs.~

- Tommy Hagan is a fucking animal. Gasoline for blood and a match in his teeth, this boy was born with violence on his tongue. Loves the snap of skin under knuckles during a fight. Needs to let the wild thing bashing it’s head against the inside of his ribcage lose every now and again. And that’s good. Because Steve Harrington pisses off a lot of people on the regular.

- Tommy and Steve have been friends since they were in diapers. Because Tommy’s mother knew Mrs. Harrington had a baby boy three months after she did. Knew that the Harrington’s we’re richer than God, far as Indiana was concerned. So she dressed in her best blouse and introduced herself during baby play group down at the community center. Whispered to little Tommy to play nice.

- Because as soon as he could figure out what to do with his hands Tommy has never played nice. Doesn’t know what gentle tastes like. Likes the pop and sizzle of biting his tongue till it bleeds instead. Took his dad’s lighter at the age of nine. Set the old garden shed on fire and felt the wild thing howl. Knashed it’s teeth into a smile.

- Tommy is nice to Steve though. Always has been. Because Tommy is allowed to let the wailing bloody monster out to run whenever it concerns Steve. Gets to sink his fangs into flesh as long as it’s not the king’s. And Steve loves it. Encourages Tommy when he jumps off the roof into the Harrington’s pool, nearly breaking both ankles. Likes to watch his friend taunt fate with two raised middle fingers and a smile. Cuz Hawkins is boring. For now. But it’s also the reason that Steve never told Tommy about the monsters in the woods. Afraid his friend would like them better.

- Tommy starts and losses his first fight in second grade. Cuz while Tommys chomping at the bit too put that fourth grader down, he’s still a scrawny little freckle face seven year old. All it takes is one hard shove that sends him careening backwards into the solid steel beam of the swing set and he’s done. He smiles whenever he presses the bruise at the back of his head.

- Carole Perkins moves to Hawkins during Steve and Tommy’s sixth grade year. Bushy Cooper waves, snapping bubblegum with a scowl of her cherry Chapstick lips, Tommy falls in love instantly. Feels the wild thing settle. Go quiet. Ears perking up, ‘this one’ it snarls. And his hands are shaking. ‘No’ he whispers back.

- Because Tommy never learned to be gentle. For once in his life doesn’t want to break. But his hands only fit right against jagged pieces, loves the way his skin catches. Wants to hurt and be hurt. Wants to kiss with his teeth. Wants to burn with someone. With Carole. He's afraid he might shake apart forever if she turns up her lip and leaves him for dead when the wild thing finally breaks out. It always does.

- It's freshman year Tommy finally scrapes together enough courage to ask Carole on a date. He's been practicing his smile so his lips cover the fangs. Borrowed Steve’s denim jacket cuz it’s warn in and soft. Anything to cover the rattling of his bones, the baying for blood. Doesn't want to scare the girl he's been drooling over for going on four years before he even opens his mouth. Picks a red carnation from his neighbor’s garden and presents it to Carole Perkins before first period.

- Carole is fucking livid. Smacks the flower out of Tommy’s trembling hand so it hits the floor in pieces, crimson petals spilling like so much blood across the linoleum tile. Hisses like a witch’s cat. “If I wanted to fuck Steve Harrington then I would fuck Steve Harrington.” The gleam of something sharp and feral shines bright behind her eyes like lightning. Like fire. The wild thing in Tommy’s chest stills. Cocks it’s head. Carole’s vitriol a siren song. She ignores him for the rest of the day.

- The following morning Tommy throws caution to the wind. Stomps up behind Carole as she’s rummaging through her locker and shuts it when she isn’t paying attention. Her glare is cutting, like the crack of a bamboo switch. Fuck, he loves her. “Skip class with me” he says. “Why?” she replies. No venom, just a question. Give me a good reason Hagan. All his chips on the table. Hackles raised into a smile. “Cuz I’m gunna set the mayor’s pool house on fire”. A beat. A grin. A kiss. The wild thing in Tommy’s chest croons. Calls out to his loves feral heart. And they burn. Together.

[hollenka99]

Anyway, the rest of today's excitement aside, I think I've found my new favourite mod video.

[nakitengoku]

I'm trying to figure out which markers I have would make good skin tones. Coomer turned out ORANGE and Tommy looks a little sickly, whoops

Feat. Bubby out of his tube:

[chaosinalittlesmp]

Hmm... so I was wondering who I was like from Dream SMP. I was thinking, “oh, I’ll be like Jack probably. Maybe Tubbo. At my most chaotic, probably Fundy.”

First time playing, I found out who I was.

I’m Tommy.

Tommy with a sprinkle of Fundy and Sapnap to add to the chaos. (But like Sapnap unhinged and reckless. Sapnap after he found Sketchers fate. Although not killing pets. Just homes. Homes only. Homes. House. Yes.)

I will cause all the chaos.

And set fire to the trees.

- Dense

[iknowiknowiknowtheend]

beheld! the first part of my dream smp weapons catalogue!

I have a lot more but I haven’t been working on them so I figured I’d post these ones since some of them have been done since the last week of December.

also this series was inspired by @/cuppakyle, they have a series on mcyt weapons and I wanted to do something similar but for the dream smp because I big time like weapons design, so id suggest you check their stuff out too!

oh and if anyone wants to use any of these designs I’m totally chill with that :))

n e way descriptions below—

worth noting from this point that while MOST of the weapons are based in canon a lot of them come with headcanon stuff too- like some weapons I made up for the sake of the why not and also the materials of the ones based in canon often differ from what they are in the smp because a bunch of netherite would be boring.

also bows/crossbows are supposed to be present for some people on the list but I haven’t drawn them yet so clown kn me I guess—

sapnap- iron sword named “sapnaps schlong” (why did he name it that). it’s chipped from time and Sapnap just being battle hungry. out of my own little headcanon story- it’s probably (one of if not) the oldest sword(s) since the beginning of the smp. it also has scorch marks because sapnap the pyromaniac. was made by sapnap. enchanted with fire aspect.

dream- netherite axe named “nightmare” and diamond sword also named “nightmare”. Dream named many many things nightmare. nightmare sword is based of a claymore because haha funny. both made by Dream.

gogy- fancy diamond sword because I said so, also made by George and enchanted with fire aspect. the fire aspect was done by help of sapnap. the knife was made by Dream and gifted to george, but it’s more in quackitys possession of anything (he “borrows” it and george often lets him keep it for a short time because he doesn’t use it himself all too often.)

quackity- iron axe made by gogy and gifted to quackity because quackity kept steal his knife and george went “well if you need a weapon I’ll just make you one.” quackity took and kept it but also kept borrowing the knife anyway. also the axe was made before the whole butcher army fight technoblade with diamond axe thing, so the axe should *probably* have been diamond but I didn’t feel like changing it for whatever reason ahahah,,,,,,

karl jacobs- netherite sword, made by Karl with assist from sapnap. the sword isn’t used much.

fundy- one funky netherite dagger that I refer to as “the funky fundy knife”. the dagger is absolutely something I made up just because I thought it’d be silly (well mostly because I wanted to draw a sacrificial looking knife and figured fundy would be the best candidate for ownership.) diamond axe “axe body spray” both made by fundy.

schlatt- netherite sword named “shclatt.” enchanted with fire aspect and made by schlatt(probably,,,,,?) in fundys possession after schlatts death. stone sword made by schlatt but was out of use until after his death and is used by Glatt, also enchanted with fire aspect. schlatt knows fire enchantments well- but his base knowledge of it probably came from Phil some time long long ago.

wilbur soot/ghostbur- technically the same just in different times. the first iteration of it is pre-death (alivebur) it’s made of diamond and has been around since the beginning of l’manberg, it’s enchanted with fire aspect and was the sword used to kill wilbur. also the fire aspect was taught by Phil- it’s a bit shoddy due to the knowledge coming from memory but otherwise it’s alright. ghostbur iteration- more worn and torn as it gradually dropped in quality after wilbur died, the cloth thats tied to the pommel is all ripped and shit. there’s also probably dried blood still engrained in the handle- there’s definitely some stained in the fabric of the grip,,,,

tubbo- two swords. the iron one was made by tommy and used to belong to him up until his and wilburs exhile. in the rush to leave he’d left it in his old base and after a while tubbo found it. tubbo began carrying it around with him so whenever he saw tommy next he could give it to him, but when that time came around finally tommy had already gotten a replacement sword and let tubbo keep it. the diamond sword was made by tubbo (he and tommy had made the swords at around the same time actually, probably with Wilbur) and tubbo never lost it so he’s never needed a replacement.

technoblade- netherite sword named the “orphan obliterater” made by techno. the “axe of peace” was made by techno and was solely in his care until it was entrusted to tommy. tommys kept it since despite technos wishes to get it back.

tommy- diamond sword named “the big man sword” made by technoblade and given to tommy after tommys exhile in Logstedshire. netherite knife- made by tommy. only tommy is stupid enough to make a knife out of netherite.

philza- diamond sword with a name i refuse to write out again. why couldn’t it have just been named killza? anyway it’s diamond because the insta-kill sword phil spawns in for snapshot shenanigans is often just a diamond one. made by Phil and enchanted with fire aspect.

nihachu- diamond sword made by niki and enchanted with fire aspect, niki got the fire aspect from wilbur. she noticed the engravings on his sword and while he had limited knowledge he taught her how to do it too.

eret- netherite sword named “Ted’s wrath” made by eret.

skeppy- fairly old diamond sword with a big chip in its side. the chip didn’t break the sword enough for skeppy to deem he needed a new one and since it’s been there for so long it’s a bit of a hallmark.

bbh- netherite sword named “LANGUAGE.” the break in it is intentional and meant to mimic the break in skeppys sword.

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extra notes— all og members (except fundy) of l’manberg have bits of cloth tied to their swords that are the colors of the l’manberg flag. ex- wilbur, tubbo, and tommys original sword. tubbo and tommys are a bit modified though, as they also have cloth ties to incorporate each other’s colors.

Niki isnt an og of l’manberg but she has the ties too

l’manberg ties had two pieces- one solid read one and a grey one with bits of blue, white and yellow on it.

after erets betrayal he kept the red tie on his sword.

even after tommy enters the Logstedshire exhile and begins working with techno, tommy still adds green cloth ties on his weapons.

bad and skeppy have colored ties of the others respective color on their swords.

dream has two blue ties on the upper handle of his axe.

I have a design headcanon that the darker netherite is the stronger it is- fundys joke dagger is made of the strongest netherite to date. that’s very funny.

and also that netherite can sometimes have bits of gold in it- idk why I did that other than purple-gold mix go brrrr and netherite and gold are in the nether.

fuck wait I didn’t talk about enchantments— uhhhhhhhhh fire aspect is the only one I really have mean anything! I wanted enchantments to have engravings in the sword and fire aspect is the only one that made sense because putting carvings on a sword wouldn’t really make it faster,,,,

but my whole thing with fire aspect carvings is that it’s not knowledge everyone knows so it’s often passed down between people— such as Phil. Phil knows the cool guy shit- he taught it to wilbur who taught it to niki, and he taught it to schlatt at one point while schlatt hung around with Wilbur like a billion years ago.

sapnap just,,, *knows* because fire guy knows fire, and he taught george at some point for some reason.

welp- see you in part two in like,,,,,, 3 months

[crimson-vampire]

Listen guys,,,

I’m obsessed with the fact that c!Techno’s chat are actual voices in his head. Like, this man actually canonized it. Pog

And I was like “wow, that would be pretty cool if that happened with the other streamers, too!”

So I uh... I came up with headcanons for each streamer’s chat... And just like how only Techno can hear the voices in his head, the others can only hear their voices

- c!Dream: his chat is just a little army of white blob guys that follow him around! They chill on his shoulders and whisper “pissbaby” and “simp” at him all day long. But recently, no one’s really seem them around...

- c!George: I was gonna say mushrooms speak to him, but I really like the idea of like... small fairies always flying around him 🥺they love to call him Gogy! They kept tugging at his clothes during the Manberg vs. Pogtopia War to get him to participate, but he ignored them up until the very end

- c!Sapnap: this man’s a pyromaniac so any sort of fire speaks to him. He’s also got small fireballs that sorta float near him and constantly want to fight him

- c!Philza: oh the wind definitely whispers to him. They like to play with his robes and help boost him into the air with his elytra. They also tattle on the other Sleepy Bois. Philza will be chopping down some wood when the wind’ll come and let him know that Tommy has stolen Techno’s crown and won’t give it back. They also help and warn Philza of unexpected guests

- c!Wilbur: the shadows whisper to him, but that’s fine

- c!Tommy: I was stuck on Tommy (so if you have any other ideas, let me know!) but I like the idea of his chat coming out of other people’s mouths. Like, he’ll randomly be talking to Dream when all of a sudden Dream shouts “DON’T TRUST HIM, TOMMY!” It freaks him out every time and he tries to ignore them. If there’s no one else around, the voices force themselves out of his own mouth. Tommy doesn’t like being alone.

- c!Tubbo: bees, of course

- c!Quackity: guys 🥺ducks!!! Just imagine little ducklings following Quackity around,,,

- c!Fundy: foxes, of course

- c!Ranboo: endermen, of course

- c!Antfrost: cats, of course

- c!Niki: 🥺flowers speak to her,,, which is why she loves being in the flower shop. Or like, she’ll be on her way to L’Manberg when a nearby Poppy just says “hi Niki! How are you?” and she’ll have a little chat with it!! After the Manberg vs. Pogtopia War, all the flowers in L’Manberg froze when she uncovered that piece of TNT. They called out for her to run while she still could, and wilted when everything was blown up anyway

- c!Eret: water! He loves to take long walks in the rain and alongside rivers just to hear what they have to say. But also consider: rainbows

- c!Bad: for some reason, words magically etch themselves into the walls around him. They don’t freak him out anymore, but they used to. Especially when they used to bully him. But they’re much nicer now! The curse words that sometimes appear, though, make him think that someone’s playing some kind of prank on him

- c!Skeppy: his voices come from a singular diamond that he carries around in his pocket. It’s like carrying around a speaker phone, except there are so many people on the other end. They like to watch him play pranks on Bad

- c!AwesamDude: guys, imagine little creepers following him around... He’ll randomly go “MMMMMMMMMM ME GUSTA” and the small army of little creepers will all respond with “MMMMMMMMMM--”

- c!Karl: music speaks to him! It’s like the music notes are a language that he can understand and respond to. They like to sing and compliment his laugh and laugh at all his antics

That’s all I got, but if you guys have anymore ideas, feel free to share! I tried not to make all of them have little creatures that follow them around because it gets kinda old. Like, I love the idea of the wind speaking to Philza

Idek if anyone else is interested in this idea, but I’ve fallen in love with it so <:

[wimbledonsoot]

This is was the last anon requester, you know' the "getting tommy to live in the god's castle or sum"- AND i will like to be called - 🍄 And I got another idea for the thing, how about tommy's cow, henry *sobs* died like yeah. the sapnap killed him ;-; then the reader somehow kinda helped tommy blow up or an ENOURMOS disaster created :> Ok, nice day/night! BUH-BYE - 🍄

BACK TO THE YANDERE READER VERSE!

trigger warnings same deal as usual, ya know blood violence toxic behaviour and shit - DO NOT ROMANTICIZE TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS, CAPICHE?

ha

ha ha

sapnap's a fucking idiot for messing with your child

nobody, and i mean nobody, fucks with tommy aside from you

NOBODY

even dream's scared of you now, and - at least in this life - he's taken a little break from manipulating tommy

so when sapnap kills tommy's little fucking pet, you decide to kill him

it's simple, really

an eye for an eye, a leg for a leg (a shot in the dark doesn't make it unbreak, she really didn't want to make it messy, she really really didn't but a girl gone cray.. anyway)

it's simple as that

and you just love the fact that tommy wants revenge

he needs an enabler though

obviously

so when tommy - following in his pyromaniacal brother's footsteps - requests help with a scheme regarding blowing up Sapnap's house...

you obviously spawn tnt and smile

because what else are mothers supposed to do?

you find it quite impressive how tommy lays out the entire plot, and although he asks that you linger behind instead while he places the tnt, you're in the shadows, watching

in fact, you have to save his ass more than once by distracting sapnap from returning

however, once tommy finally comes back, you give him a dazzling smile and ask how it went

he only presses the button in response

and you force a smile as you realize that maybe, tommy's starting to become a bit too much like you

still, sapnap's reaction is priceless

[tang0w0tek]

Technoblade: Oh, so when I’m lighting fireworks at a festival I’m a “pyrotechnic.”

Technoblade: But when I’m lighting them at a festival and pointing them at someone, I’m suddenly a “pyromaniac”??

Tommy: Technoblade, you took one of Tubbo’s canon lives.