#Quit Your Day Job
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yoinkschief · 6 months ago
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Would you guys still love me if I posted my totally original OCs and they're story,,,,
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forlilim · 14 days ago
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@misericordel
"You have a good colour scheme going on... Hm..." Bored as can be, Lilith had stopped a girl that had caught her attention and was now pacing around her. Black and white hair, a vivid eye colour... But fashionably? The Servant wasn't really a fan of all the white in her dress.
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"I bet you'd look so much cuter in all black. Ever given that a shot?" She tapped a pitch black claw against her own chin as she smiled. "You should at least consider wearing a 'lil more black! Give it some thought! My fashion advice is totally sound!" Said the girl who wasn't wearing much of anything.
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cuntybun · 1 year ago
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fuck man. tunnel girl on tik tok. that dude who dug a river into a beach. now secret tunnels under nyc. they told me that i couldn't get famous digging real big holes. they killed my passion. and now look at these people living my dream. im sick.
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seasononesam · 24 days ago
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My Ashtanga yoga class starts in five minutes. How the hell do you know anything about yoga?
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horoffic · 2 years ago
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👻 Perona still had her doubts about her friendship making abilities. Kyrie was speaking from experience, but the Ghost Human considered them to be something of an exception. Their background as a spirit had admitted softened her to them a little more quickly than, say, some rando she might have met otherwise. Perona was constantly worried she was being to brusque especially if she was annoyed beforehand.
Following the faster steps, Perona allowed herself to be twirled beneath them and even through out an arm behind her at the end, allowing herself to pull close to Kyrie once more once the move was done. "No need to worry about the dance. You've been delightful!" The two of them were probably about on the same level skill wise, enough to follow each other at least. Perona was just happy to see them so happy.
She had two questions to consider and addressed the second one first. Slowly she floated up, pulling Kyrie by the hand. "You said something about the roof, right? Want to steal some food from the ballroom and fly up there?" The other was more complicated. Perona loved being a pirate, but... "Well... If I fall in the ocean right now I'll probably have some major problems so we might want to avoid the boat until I can float for longer. But if there was something that would make me feel more pirate like..." Perona smirked cutely at Kyrie.
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"Have you ever considered joining a pirate crew? Say... mine? I guess it would just be you and me for now, but a crew is more important than a ship!"
"It's hard to see why someone wouldn't want to be your friend now, so... It might really be possible for both of us. You have my support, too." The music took on a faster tempo, and Kyrie adjusted to it with more enthusiasm. Both hands held onto Perona's, their body was a little less tense, and it was clear from the slight bounce to Kyrie's step that they were feeling the music more.
"Although I wonder if supporting you the most would be helping you get back on a ship, here," they said lightheartedly. "Do you wish you were back on the water, even if this ''ocean'' is so limited?" It had to limit their travels somewhere around the City of Glass. That was still a big stretch of water to a swimmer or casual boater, but couldn't be much at all to an adventurer.
"I did just kind of keep going to this song without your input, so we can stop if you want to check anything else out," they explained. For the time being they raised one arm to encourage Perona to twirl under it.
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"So far... it's been fun!"
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skunkes · 11 months ago
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#a doodley#i had to make this blue so tumblr would stop hiding it from the dash#anyway no caption this happened 2 hrs ago#im happy abt my surgery but it and other things this year keep beinging conversations like these up#and i cant handle it at all.#everything my dad tells me just makes me feel worse and not bc its anything bad but bc I Feel Bad#like the conversation then continued to him being like no dont cry im just saying i wpuld have wanted to#quit my job decades ago and set aside money so I wouldnt be struggling as much now but that didnt happen#and i just dont want that to happen to you guys :)#so we have to support u so that your life is what u want it to be#and i cried even more bc what do u mean. thats so sad. ur a person and u were a child and baby once and ur gonna die#and you always almost cry when u talk about your mom who passed away decades ago#and your brothers that passed away#recently and im going to be your age and still sobbing bc i miss my dad. just like i have been prematurely crying about since i was 7#the other day my dad asked my mom if i cried a lot when i was a baby/kid and my mom said no and then my dad#said that when i Did cry it was so severe he thought i would ''drown in my own tears''#bc i could never stop. like. thats still true today. ive been crying on and off since then#i think i mentioned he's just been telling me stories about his life lately and it further fuels this. i get so sad. im sorry your life was#like this. i dont want to die i dont want you to die im sad im sorry im sorry#im scared. im never going to see you again. how horrible. how horrible#i cant enjoy my day today bc every day is a day closer and i get sad
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voidedtea · 3 months ago
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my pieces for @strawberrij's thespius fashion zine!! quite the endeavour and adventure that turned out pretty neat i think :]
special thanks go to @ratchetclankarecute for posing/cloth references + the bulk of the image descriptions! that first image would Not have happened without them <3
#great god grove#ggg thespius green#thespius fashionista zine#moon draws things#also everyone cheer and clap and say thank you to @actingwithportals and @vivifrage for significant help wrangling clothing folds#@publiccmenace for some tweaks and colouring advice#and @ayaheart77 for further colour advice + helping get these backgrounds sorted at All#literally that first page wouldnt have made it past the sketch cleanup stage if it weren't for the crew pitching in#shoutout to that entire server honestly. youve heard of twitch plays xyz‚ get ready for: discord plays zine entry#couldnt have done it without yall <3#also massive massive shoutout to tumblr blog omgthatdress whose extensive library of fashion this project--#--literally Could Not Have Happened Without#anyhow HI. BEEN A MORBILLION YEARS AND MAYBE IT'LL BE A MORBILLION MORE. WANTED TO PLAY TOYS THOUGH SO HERE I AM [FOR NOW]#THESE WERE SUCH A STRUGGLE TO POST AND FOR WHAT.#had to link them from my personal website just so tumblr would accept them. good lird#this was a whole entire adventure and Quite the challenge in many ways. quite proud of the effort that went into it all though :]#came away having learned a lot too!!#would 100% do this again [just. hold the sketti sauce (technical difficulties that cost me 10 days or so and made the whole thing--#--a slight scramble) next time]#be sure to go have a look at the zine whenever it drops to see these in full res!!! and see everyone else's work too!!!#everyone's been doing such a lovely wonderful job and it's absolutely incredible to see#anyway. sighs wistfully. i may be aroace but damn if this silly guy doesnt have me a rather goofy amount of in love in a shrimp sort of way#like YEAH i too am in love with love and have a passion for passion bestie!!! i never stood a chance. it was over before it even started.#peace and love and plants on planet grove#and also @strawberrij!!!! i hope you know that how you draw this guy like fundamentally changed how i draw him too#right in the middle of working on this and everything. saw your one impossible greens post‚ got hit with levels of serotonin i didn't--#--even know i was capable of‚ felt a switch flip in my brain‚ and HARD pivoted into borrowing some of how you draw this guy#it's literally peak and i hope you're proud of yourself [completely genuine]#unsure why it's not letting me ping you directly also but alas. may whatever curse that took your messages and asks be lifted soon cuz--#--Good Lird‚ man
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koreankitkat · 1 year ago
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It was just another performance for Pearl For Marina, it was the day her entire world changed
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big-low-t · 6 months ago
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Poets
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Poets have no secrets
Oh, they may not give you
Names, places or dates
Their words may not convey
Exactly who or what they
Are writing about
But it's all there
Twisted within and around
And between each line
Fresh blood spilled
From an open heart
Splattered
Often patterned
Awaiting interpretation
Extolling infatuation
Detailing frustration
Rhyming masturbation
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Poets have no secrets
I believe this much is true
And that next piece you read?
Maybe it's about you!
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inorganicorgan · 23 days ago
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septimusmoonlight · 8 months ago
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You doing ok?
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hi
#i'm alive. simply being chewed upon by multiple things#work is more stressful than i'd like it to be. for instance i'm hoping that i submitted my time off notification for tomorrow correctly#because otherwise it might read as a no call no show and i would . like to continue having a job#now to be fair. i do have it on the system that i requested it at the beginning of the month and i emailed my supervisor about it last week#so even if i didn't submit it correctly i'm likely in the clear#but nonetheless. i also got a firm talking-to the other day and now i am on ✨thin ice✨ for dicking around too much#because they track ur idle time at my work (computer) and mine was Quite High so my supervisor was like man what the hell is this#but even though she was kind of baffled at me spending so much time dicking around#she couldn't even really be all that mad in the end because i'm still doing good numbers and have made no (zero) mistakes#so she was just like. it's kind of impressive that your numbers look this good when you literally have 50% idle time#so she goes imagine what you could do if you weren't wasting so much time#and yeah i can whip out some Really Good Numbrers when i put the effort in.#so the problem is not my numbers it's just that i'm not spending long enough doing my tasks for the day#but i don't want to drag out those tasks intentionally so i've just been upping my own standards/goals#as much as i hate giving any more of my brain power than is necessary to giant corporations#it's still easy to feel smug after you get Talked To and then immediately turn around and show off#like yeah i coulda been doing this good the whole time. literally pulling up by 20 points. i just didn't want to.#trying to keep everyone's expectations low but accidentally toed the line of um. not working enough to keep my job#...anyway. EAS national weather system issued a . hi#i haven't forgotten about all of you i'm just having trouble tracking all my shit that i got going on ✨ yaaaaaaay#im gonna post things on AO3 soon. i promise. my weakness is that i get sidetracked trying to unwind from work#...i know i said 'soon' last time. but this time for real#asks#not sexy#anonymous
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vampiresinthedaylight · 4 months ago
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irt "the kind of face that you look at in a locket in the trenches" yeah
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july-19th-club · 2 months ago
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i have no mouth and i must scream speech but for about insomnia hate hate hate let me tell you how much i have come to hate being awake
#took half an expired tops brand unisom . wheeeee medicine that does nothing and then the next day you're groggy for twelve hours#but i have to do SOMEthing if i don't Try to make myself sleep that's Giving Up and if you Give Up . well#this is the second week in a row that ive failed to sleep on a night leading into the work week and i know most of the external reasons why#like. busy day tomorrow so anxious. haven't given myself a full weekend in a really long time so strung out.#had important stuff to do earlier that didn't happen so dwelling on that. woke up at 9am and wasn't out of bed until ten thirty so like#i got more than adequate sleep last night but this does not make me feel less worried about NOT sleeping TONIGHT#because again. every time i have a night of big insomnia im convinced that it's the beginning of an unending trend#that will make me wind up like my mother who is lucky she gets more than three hours of sleep every couple of weeks#and while she's done this her whole life qnd has adjusted to it (as much as a body can) i just know. based on how insomnia is for me#that i never could. it would be exactly as terrible every time i would never be able to be calm while it was happening#anyway everybody send me your best knockout gas#AND. it's SNOWING. fuck everything i hate it all#tomorrow im gonna be groggy as hell and have to drive to work and back and have to be With It bc we're doing activities and shit#and have to be like the model of library enthusiasm when i barely have that on a good day. and not actually physically groan#every time someone new wants a card because it means i have to interrupt what im doing dor the next fifteen minutes to say a spiel#i know i shouldn't hate that i should be glad we're getting engagement. and i am. i just wish i wasn't the one at the desk#and im not good at keeping that off of my face or being welcoming when i dont feel welcoming#i haven't gotten to do processing at my actual office desk in months. haven't gotten to be Off The Floor#which certainly hasn't helped my overall stress levels. i need to not be socially on so much it's slowly pulling me apart#and then i get home wnd im too tired to do anything and my house also falls apart around me#but if i DON'T have outings i also rot . there's no solution to this problem. not without quitting my job which ill never do#bc in today's market id never get anything half as good as this ever again. and as has been established. this relatively good job#is still not good enough for me not to be emotionally and mentally falling apart
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neuropteran · 3 months ago
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why did mark owen release land of dreams on celebrate bisexuality day
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frederikvesti · 9 months ago
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RYAN BLANEY’S first day at Advance Auto Parts!
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janesurlife · 5 months ago
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bro wtf 😒 worst bowling action I have ever seen and I have seen WORSE
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