#RMA I LOVE YOU

[inejschumacher]

“Manchester City are out of the Champions League" WHAT BEAUTIFUL WORDSSSS

HALA MADRID🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

[7kylian]

[emzi-148]

So… I have this little thing I did where I, when I can, reference fandoms I'm in, but mostly referenced Ninjago. Here are the instances I did:

(Neon is partially ionized Plasma & Chlorine is poisonous)

Our teacher said we can label them with our own letters, so…

Not really that heavily, but the blue & orange is referencing Jay & Cole, the green dot is Lloyd/Liu, the pink & grey is Miyo, and the red is Kai.

And just recently:

(don't mind my ugly handwriting)

[onewingednatu]

I am so tired of how fatphobia is inescapable. You could be playing a video game, watching a movie, hell- even AT THE GYM or at a HOSPITAL and you'll encounter/hear fatphobia.

I was watching a CallMeKevin video right? I like the guy. The game he's playing is Bitlife. Something happens in the game that's like, "Wearing sunglasses will increase your looks!" And he cracks a joke at that, that's fine.

But THEN, he uses a fucking filter to make himself look fat with sunglasses, and jokingly asks if he looks good yet.

Are. You. FUCKING. Kidding me.

Because ha ha look everyone, a fat person thinking they're attractive is the FUNNIEST thing, isn't it??? Because fat=ugly in society! Why? Because media and drug sellers say so!

I am so goddamn tired.

[southstand]

"You were never leaving Tottenham, were you? [...] I've said this before, but when I left I went to QPR, Portsmouth, Aston Villa, Norwich on loan, Southampton, Liverpool, Portsmouth again and I came back to Tottenham and Ledley was in the same place I'd left him."

THAT LEDLEY KING EPISODE with Peter Crouch, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell

[moviestarmartini]

go home tbo. this is a sign from god 😭😭

REAL MADRID CLUB DE FÚTBOL GET LUNIN THAT CONTRACT EXTENSION NAOWWWW

[leclercskiesahead]

Pierre went to watch a la liga match for what?? Finally realised the farmer’s league ain’t it? Influenced by his new bf Carlos? Anyway I’m glad Villarreal beat rma in front of him, go on yellow submarine.

[garciapimienta]

LEWANDOWSKIIIIII WHAT A GOAL

[enzofernandezsgf]

real madrid losing = day made

[leprosycock]

new holly claims:

a. she's okay with j kissing men

b. j and ster kissed apparently 😭???

j and ster could fuck each other in front of me and i’d be bored and irritated the whole time but if j and lud held hands and pressed their noses very gently together i’d cum all over myself

[forzarma]

love game ★

pairing:jude Bellingham x female!reader

[face claim: natxtrada on ig]

summary: in which there was a person behind judes move to rma.

Authors note: i have a hate relationship with this one but bare w me💕

Ynn

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ynn: mood🤍

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user:bro jude is so lucky

user: i need to know if mels tweet right

↳user:SAMEE

judebellingham:my girl

↳ ynn:i love u baby

urlittlesister: u literally never said “i love you” to me what

↳judebellingham: stay jealous

↳urlittlesister: shut up

judebellingham

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judebellingham:This club. This stadium. This team. Diffrence! #halamadrid

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ynn: jude i cant keep defending you w these pics

ynn: are u cheating on me???!!!!

↳judebellingham: ofc not😰

Toni.kr8s: this mentality with 20 is another level!

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[leviscolwill]

love to hate me [smau]

pairing: jude bellingham x actress!reader [face claim: india amarteifio]

in which: your seemingly tumultuous relationship with jude bellingham piqued the internet's interest

note: as you can see i improvised the first interview as well as i could (my girl switched skin colors like crazy),, also i might write a pt2 if you enjoy this little story 🫶

now playing: love to hate me by blackpink (the album)

[now playing: WIRED autocomplete interview with y/n]

"so first question of this new board, 'is y/n friends with jude bellingham', umm we went to the same school and we have quite a few friends in common. but i wouldn't say we're friends, quite the opposite haha."

yn.onfilm

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yn.onfilm thank you for all the love on queen charlotte !! can't wait to tell you everything that's going on 🤭

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user55 start by telling us what's going on with jude babe

yn.onfilm so nosy and for what 🤨

user55 can you blame me girl 😞

user81 your username is literally so cool [liked by yn.onfilm]

judebellingham

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judebellingham rma debut on film 📸 #halamadrid

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yn.onfilm so obsessed with me it's crazy [this comment was deleted by the author]

yn.onfilm attention whore 👎 [this comment was deleted by the author]

user08 is the caption a y/n reference 🤭 ??

user91 did anyone else see y/n's comments orrr just me 👀 ?

user43 they're definitely beefing 💀

[now playing: y/n on queen charlotte, upcoming projects and her famous classmate for jimmy kimmel live]

"so you know i can't end the interview and not ask you about a classmate of yours ?"

you knew it was coming, of course you knew. but you also knew how to answer, just the way you rehearsed with your pr team.

"so tell us, is there any animosity between the two of you ?"

"no there's no bad blood at all, we just had a few childish arguments when we were younger, but that's all really. we both took different paths and i wish him well on his." you finished with a quick smile that anyone would believe to be sincere.

"well, that sets the record straight ! queen charlotte: a bridgerton story starring the beautiful y/n is now streaming on netflix."

judebellingham

soooo there's no bad blood between us ?

yn.onfilm

yk damn well what i meant

i'm sick of ppl bothering me with this

same goes for you

probably

judebellingham

i don't mind actually

can we meet up sometime when i'm back in england

yn.onfilm

????

are u okay

do you think i forgot abt how you spread lies behind my back ?

judebellingham

the guy was a dick anyway

if anything i helped you dodge a bullet

yn.onfilm

whoa

fuck off

judebellingham

yk i'm right

let's catch up

it's been a while

yn.onfilm is typing...

[lovelie-ollie]

secrets. - jude bellingham

♡ pairing: jude bellingham x socmed manager!fem!reader

♡ summary: when jude is dating rma's social media manager and the internet finds out

♡ faceclaim: sullendin (on instagram)

♡ a/n: hello again<3 first time writing for jude! again im new to writing so this may not be too excellent♡ all the pics are from tumblr, pinterest and instagram<3

realmadrid

liked by judebellingham, jobebellingham, y/nuser and 1,294,495 others realmadrid this is a jude victor william bellingham appreciation post tagged: judebellingham comments user1 jude be looking extra fine in a rma kit user2 HE IS SO???? i want him so bad im going insanee🙏🤧 user3 no other rma player is given a separate post like this🤨something is suspicious here... ↳ user4 bro chill its not that deep💀 the internet overthinks everything these days judebellingham damn i look good ↳ realmadrid you do:) ↳ user5 ?? ↳ user6 ??? ↳ user7 ???? ↳ user8 ????? user9 not jude and rma admin flirting- ↳ user10 hell no😭😣 user11 AND NOT THE FULL GOVERNMENT NAME LMFAOO

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y/nuser and my man thank you to my man

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user20 she is so real for the 5th slide lmao😭 user21 she is so pretty?? user22 she can run a car over me and i'd still ask her to do it again user23 THE HARD LAUNCH IS HARD LAUNCHING user24 hottest couple i fear😍 judebellingham where did u get that 5th pic?? ↳ y/nuser pinterest hehe :) ↳ user25 she is just like us fr😭 user26 Y/N JUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE PLEASE ↳ judebellingham no:)

user27 something lgbtqia+ just happened in me. now im y/nsexual🤭

judebellingham

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judebellingham my pretty girl tagged: y/nuser comments user31 brb im crying to sleep user32 "my pretty girl" SCREAMINGG 😭 user33 hey just wanna let u know that i just send over the adoption paper. please sign it thank you. user34 my parents😙 vinijr w couple user35 when will it be MY TURN?? y/nuser youre my pretty boi ↳ judebellingham 💕😙🥰 ↳ user36 no no y/n i swear i can be a better bf than him user36 they are both so perfect for each other its crazy😔 user37 me and who? realmadrid love you too😜 ↳ user38 oh yea i forgot y/n is rma admin ↳ user39 not her commenting by real madrid's official account lmfao ↳ judebellingham babe do u wanna get fired??

[judeswhore]

i need to share this jude thought asap

finding out youre pregnant and telling him in the cutest way. imagine you have a little present for him to open, and inside is a rma jersey (like baby sized ofc) that says bellingham on it and hes hella confused. but when he finally gets it hes freaking out and its just the sweetest.

or if you already have a kid (girl maybe) and now youre about to have a second - you get her to help you and shes so excited for judes reaction

the mini kit thing yes!!! telling him as well when he gets back from international break and like ur telling him you’ve got a present for him as a little welcome home i missed u thing and he’s a little baffled at first. giving him this little box and when he opens it there’s this proper tiny rma shirt w his name on it and his brain just doesn’t process at first so he’s giving a little laugh all “i don’t think that’s gna fit me” and ur rolling ur eyes bc “it’s not for u”and he’s still all??? but then it hits him and he just completely lights up, grinning so big as he pulls the shirt out of the box and he can’t contain his happiness. literally spins u around before smothering u in kisses, the palm of his hand finding ur tummy even tho there’s nothing there yet. and he really is just so excited abt being a dad, telling u he loves u and he’s so lucky and he can’t wait :((

[hdhdgsgs]

Karma who is constantly visited by a shy little succubus … (inspired by this fic) 😳

Theme music: In My Room - ICP

This one was pretty difficult and I’m not sure why, it just took so much out of me but I’m pretty happy with the way it came out, you didn’t specify a gender so I went by the other fic’s guidelines :)

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Karma was laying in his room, sun shined through his blinds, most would say the day brought light and opportunity but to him night couldn’t come fast enough. A beautiful demon was waiting for him to fall asleep in the luxury bed Karma owned, bought by the day-trader parents that ignored his existence most of the time.

So when the light streaming in from his curtains began dimming, all Karma felt was anticipation, lust and a tiny bit of fear -not that he’d ever admit it-. Before the situation he was in ever started he had a time schedule for when to sleep, brush his teeth, get up and study, now just the thought of doing anything else other than finally shutting his eyes was unthinkable, not because of his need to sleep but because of you.

The sounds that filled the air radiated a sense of deja vu, just like always when he meets you. Once again his eyes fell upon a beautiful succubus, horns upon your head and lingerie that covered your figure, as carnal to her existence as the skin on your body. “You look as amazing as ever.” The demon in question became flustered in response to his words.

He walked towards you, “I was waiting all day for this y’know. To ravage you.” Your body shook with fear and excitement as he gripped your hips, pulling you towards him. “You are so fucking beautiful-“ a rough kissed was exchanged “-as usual; my beautiful, little, whore.”

“K-Karma…” A single finger was held to your lips from the man in question, “shhh, the only thing I want to hear from that pretty mouth is moans, am I understood?” You nodded your head slowly looking into his eyes. “Good girl, now lay yourself on my bed.” Instead of waiting for obedience he chose to push you.

He hovered over you domineeringly loving the look you gave him, I mean sure you’re a succubus but this was just too good, too hot for him to handle. Pushing your panties to the side he pushed a finger inside. A loud moan ripped itself from you as his long finger pressed against the deepest part inside you. “So wet haha, all for me? That’s pathetically cute.” He curled his finger.

Repeating his previous actions he added another finger, enjoying the noises you made. “Good girl, don’t hold back for me okay?” Continuing he fastens his pace, “okay?” He repeated. “Please karma, I- yes, okay I- I won’t.” Karma chuckled lowly and went to where he knew he could hit you where it hurts.

“Oh fuck! Karma, please- I can’t, I’m gonna cum.” Once again that alluring laugh filled your ears. “Go ahead for me, paint my fucking fingers with your juices.” He basically ripped the orgasm from your body as he spoke, loving every second of it.

“Now it’s time for you to service me baby.” He got up and ripped his clothes off as fast as he could, crawled on top of you and smirked as he lined himself up with your pussy, waisting no time with any more foreplay. “3, 2- oops” he thrusted at 2 and didn’t stop there, continuously thrusting at such a pace you thought he just might be the demon.

As such your orgasm was already approaching and fast, the rollercoaster like feeling was so intense all you could think about was him as you wrapped your legs around his waist. “—rma, p-please~ fuck, I, I can’t I need to, I need you.”

“F-fuck, I tell you what- hah~ if you make me fill you up with my seed I’ll let you cum. How does that sound princess?” His words are so sweet yet the thought of his mentioned actions brought a strong urge deep in your core. “Good, please I’m begging you, f-fill this slut to the brim.”

At your words he grinned maniacally and bit your neck harshly, rutting with all he had in him, as he got closer he wanted more, more of you, so he landed on making out though it was more like he was sucking the moans up to your throat with his mouth.

It came quick, even as the slick cum covered your walls he kept going, moving his fingers down to please your clit and once again enticing an orgasm of which he thoroughly enjoyed. “I- I love you baby, so much.”

So he cuddled you until the break of dawn at which he knew you had to leave, with one last kiss to his cheek he awoke and started getting ready for the day again, waiting impatiently for night to arrive once again.

[beanghostprincess]

A very interesting AU concept would be swapping Sanji and Pudding, hear me out:

It starts with 9 year old Sanji at G€rma. In one way or another, his modifications partially activate. He is still weaker than his siblings, but its enough for J@dge to not imprison him even after Sora's death. (He still gets berated tho) Living like this slowly makes Sanji lose his emotions. He doesn't have a will to to live, yet he can't die.

Meanwhile, at Tottoland Big Mom is furios at a 6 year old Pudding because she just can't awaje her 3rd eye. She calls her a failure, punishes her for nothing, and tells her that she isn't her favourite daughter anymore. Hearthbroken, Pudding decides to run away like her big sister Lola did by hiding in the hold of a ship. She ends up in the east blue and after the ship wrecks, she meets Zeff. They are both stuck on an island fir 80 days, but he sacrifised his leg because he could never let a lady go hungry, its just wrong. Later they are saved and end up opening the Baratie.

Zeff raises Pudding as his precious daughter. She is already great at baking, but he teacges her how to make other dishes and cuisine. Everybody loves her, and anyone who even lays a finger on her will die.

Then Luffy arrives. While Pudding's real dream is to learn about the 3 eye tribe, she tells everybody that is to find the All Blue for her old man (she still covers her eye, Zeff is the only person who has seen it). After the events of the Baratie arc, she joins the crew as the cook.

The rest of the story would be similar. Pudding is now a pirate who uses her leg fighting skills and smarts to get by. (As well as an idden power thats connected to her 3rd eye) The marines gave her the epithet "chocolate leg Pudding". Im not sure if she already has the memo-memo no mi... I'm gonna assume she does and its very useful for her.

The first change in the plot is at Thriller Brak. Pudding notices her sister, but she is scared to face her at first, since that woukd mean telling her friends about her true lineage. For most if the arc, she deribetaly tries to hide herself and even wears a disguise. In a final moment in the arc, she asks Lola to talk to her privately. We don't see what happens yet, but we will one day.

The rest of the story is the same, until Whole Cake Island. When she is kidnapped by the Big Mom pirates. When her bounty poster is changed to "only alive". When the invitation to the wedfing of the 3rd son of the V!nsm@ke family and the 35th daughter of the Charlotte family are handed out. When Big Mom decides to claim her disowned child to give her up in an arranged marriage as part of a coup. Threattening to hurt Zeff and her friends if she doesn't comply.

I love this so damn much you don't even know-- I've always been saying that Pudding's story is basically Sanji's but like, with the bad ending because she never got to escape when she was little but Sanji did. And now that you mention this AU, it's just perfect to show their similarities but also to turn the stories around and,,, It's amazing.

Starting with Sanji, I adore that the approach here is that he's emotionless. I don't think he'd be like his brothers in a narcissistic, egocentric way. I think that after being abused constantly he just loses all will to leave and shuts down completely even if there is still empathy within him. The whole thing with the Vinsmokes is that they were all raised to be powerful killing machines and that's why they act like this, not because they actually are emotionless. And Sanji in this context isn't either, he just seems like he is because he just... Gives up. So I imagine a black-haired Sanji with some blond, completely shut down and just taking the abuse and living with it and serving the family without anything else.

But there is still some type of connection in him to like, animals and women, I think. It's small but it's there. He's not our sweetest boy but he won't harm women the way Niji does and he will help and feed animals because he is strangely attached to them and cooking. But Judge doesn't really say anything about it anymore because at least the kid gets the job done and doesn't seem like he's going to rebel or anything. He's kind of like in a Reiju position? Where he understands their situation and has his own emotions but just shuts down? Except that he's well, extremely depressed and mean and she's concerned for him. I think she still protects him though, she's the only one Sanji doesn't push away. Typical "they sit in silence and she hugs him and even though he stays expressionless it's obvious that he likes it with her".

And Pudding... I love that she gets her happy ending here. I've been saying Zeff has girldad energy and it just makes sense that he'd be extremely protective of her while teaching her to cook and fight on her own!! He raised the most gorgeous, sweetest, and yet ruthless cook of all seas! I think he'd be such a great dad for her because he would help her stand up for herself and also take care of her in their early years together when she is still having trouble adapting to a new, healthy environment. Of course, she still has nightmares and trauma responses when she grows up, and he helps her anyway, but she gets better at some point.

I love that he's the only one who sees her third eye!!! That'd be like, such a good plot point too for her to join the strawhats... Also, her dynamic with Luffy would be hilarious because despite being sweet, I wanna desperately keep her mean personality and she would be SOOO done with Luffy. Their relationship would kind of resemble Lusan's a lot, imo. And Nami would be sooo happy to have another girl in the crew so early!!! I also think she'd hate Zoro but not because of like, parallels with Zosan or anything, I just think their personalities clash too much-- And she'd have a soft spot for Usopp but that's because, you know, everyone does. Also, I like having a girl in the crew that isn't part of the coward trio. She actively fights and I love it. Then Vivi and Robin join them and y'know, I am starting to think another girl in the crew would be literally amazing hahahaha (I've been saying this for so long). So I am guessing everything stays the same except that during Thriller Bark she reunites with Lola but yeah, she doesn't tell the others about it. Because that's what WCI is for!

Then WCI happens... And I am losing it because I really, really, really want her to have the biggest breakdown about it and sacrifice herself Sanji-style (don't you just love how you don't even have to change the plot because they're literally parallels??? I will never understand how some people can hate Pudding lmfao she's literally Sanji). So she's forced to do the exact same thing she does in canon if she wants to save the ones she loves, but she doesn't want to kill Sanji?? Like at all?? And then you have Sanji who literally gives zero fucks about what's going on. I think he'd be forced to act politely and like a gentleman when he literally doesn't care about all of this-- And probably Pudding finds out and he's mean to her, yadda yadda yadda.

And y'know I would absolutely love if Sanji knew they're going to kill him but couldn't care less about it because perhaps dying is better than whatever life he's living, and when Pudding realizes what's going on she makes him want to live just... A little bit. Something awakens inside Sanji and suddenly he's scared and he doesn't want to do this. Sanji sees Pudding's third eye... Pudding finds out about Sanji's mother... They actually won't stop arguing at first, Pride & Prejudice style, and then Sanji sees her with a different perspective and all of a sudden he starts acting more protectively and sweet to her? So she's confused as hell and still tries to argue but uhhhh complicated relationship they've got there, but at least they help each other out.

And idk perhaps we have the Viinsmoke sibs having the same scene they have in canon and helping Sanji out but the crucial part is Reiju paralleling the original scene in which she helps Sanji escape. And he finally does and he leaves with the strawhats because I need them to have a happy ending. So he's still dealing with, you know, trying to express his emotions and wanting to live but he'll get there someday because at least now he's safe. Nobody kisses and forgets anybody because I will not allow a sad ending here, thank you.