#Rapunzel is in no way Honey tho

[idontdomathlol]

I just came to the realization that Flynn rider reminds me of Guy

[shima-draws]

Me: Okay Varian may have become a villain but it was out of desperation to save his dad and really his actions weren’t THAT terrible

Me, after rewatching Secret of the Sun Drop and seeing Varian alchemically alter his raccoon, infiltrate the castle with an automaton, indirectly injure the guards, kidnap Arianna, use Rapunzel’s hair as a drill, almost squeeze the life out of Cass, and generally wreck havoc:

[diazpoems]

MASSIMO IS SUCH A GOOD FATHER SUCH A GOOD MAN I ADORE HIM I BET HE GIVES GOOD HUGS

I love how Giulia isn't angry or scared, really. at least not after some initial shock. she still wants to be friends with Luca, but she's scared for him

the happiest she's... ever been? oh honey-

the way her eyes widen when he talks about his parent's sending him away

HE CLIMBED THE TOWER. RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL LET DOWN YOUR DAMN HAIR

he never talks about his mother... are the marks on the wall south about that maybe? or maybe he feels just as trapped as Luca, but deals with it in a different way?

oh no its not his mom its his dad

abandonment and self worth issues. that's the reason for the posturing.

he jumps. off of a building. this boy I swear-

its the grand gesture folks

MASSIMO IS BEST DAD

I feel like his tail would affect his swimming tho, so would that weaken his performance? and his webbed hands and feet too. with all those things hidden, it would make it really hard to beat everyone

I wonder if its an actual thing to oil up before swimming. I don't think the logistics of that are accurate but I could be wrong. plus its... oil in water

OH IM STUPID IM VERY STUPID HE'S WALKING

OOH OUCH THE FISHES ON HIM

im physically cringing at the idea of having to bike uphill

I KNEW ALBERTO WOULD COME

THEY'RE SOULMATES

yeah id never do well anywhere that's superstitious like the most my father believes is some aztec myths and the umbrella indoors/walking under a ladder things I would just not be able to stand it. id be that one crazy town idiot who seeks to meet monsters and stuff

THEY ARE TOGETHER ON THE BIKE ONCE AGAIN AND LUCA SAVED ALBERTO IM JUST OVER THE MOON AT HOW CUTE THIS IS

y'all are afraid of what you think you know but you don't understand a damn thing about, and that's on the fact that this entire movie is a queer allegory

you're the only monster here ercole

stop bloviating please its getting old

HA EVEN HIS GOONS GOT FUCKING TIRED

ohhh god forbid your poor expensive sweater be ruined

ah yes, the mother mood "im SO PROUD OF YOU and SO MAD AT YOU"

signora marsigliese reminds me of a teacher I had a long time ago

THE LESBIAN GRANDMAS ARE FISH

love the grandma. she's the best

"some people will never accept him. but some will. and he seems to know how to find the good ones." I CRY

[idkwhoiamanymorebutwtf]

Tangled Hunger Games: ROUND  FOUR

oKAY SO EUGENE IMMEDIATELY KILLS HIS NIECE WTF? AND MRS. CROWLEY DECIDES TO ATTACK A LITTLE KID? Stan killed Calliope but I mean no great loss there tbh.

The Baron’s still an asshole and i’m fine with Hector dying tbh.

Also Varian, baby, come on. Honey. But this is so very in character. The little dork is definitely scientifically knowledgeable enough to poison someone’s drink, but he’s also such a disaster that he’d drink it on mistake anyway. 

Rapunzel  working with Zhan Tiri? Huh, that’s a change...

I never expected The Baron to work with Angry tbh? But at least Angry’s doing well at the moment...

It’s nice to see Stalyan and Brock together like they are in the finale.

And I wonder if Eugene is crying cause he misses his gf or cause he regrets literally murdering his niece?

Since when was Stan dangerous? Where’s this skill on the guarding team?!?

Also wow, Arianna and Rapunzel fighting. That happens way too often in these games tbh, it’s a little odd.

COME ON CASSANDRA I BELIEVED IN YOU! She always dies so quick in these games for some reason..

For some reason none of these murder’s surprise me. Like...at all.

WOOH, STALYAN, YOU GO GIRL!!!

Stan had no mercy tbh but honestly I get it, lol.

Brock and Stalyan are just a power couple with a killing streak this round. And Mrs. Crowley is vicious but she is every game tbh.

At least she get’s to see her sister again :(

Stalyan is just on a rampage this game, dear god, I love it. Lol.

OOH POWER COUPLE ISN’T SO POWERFUL ANYMORE HUH?

Brock wins tho. He played it well, I will admit. Teamed up with Stalyan early on in the game, went on a killing spree with her, and betrayed her only at the very end. He did earn it, and at least Edmund didn’t win for a third time :/

[asiryn]

so hey.......y’all remember when i said that sometimes, just for fun and the hell of it, i make lists of “endgame” ships in my fandoms? bc yeah, that’s a thing that i do sometimes. XD

having now finished kh3, i’ve finally finished my endgame ship list for kh, and i figured that it might be a fun thing to share!

the actual list i’m gonna put behind a cut, bc it’ll be hella long (bc seriously.....i put about 95% of the characters into ships, and this includes all of the humanoid-ish disney characters too (barring most of the villains, bc....well, those characters are dead)), but before that, i’ll give you some....idk, context behind this list. 

keep in mind, this entire affair is just like........gonna involve a fuck-ton of indulgence on my part. and most of this is fairly light-hearted. most importantly of all, this is pretty much a self-challenge: i paired up the majority of the characters just to see if i could, with the additional challenge that i could only pair them with characters that actually, canonically, have appeared in kh (this means that i couldn’t substitute in other final fantasy or disney characters); i did this to see how creative i could get with my ships, really. 

idk if i’ll ever actually get around to writing fanfic for this verse (tho i do have a lot of headcanons, and i’ve actually put (probably far too much) thought into how i think these ships would work/come about, and my long-suffering friend Ip, bless her, has been an incredibly good sport about being a sounding board for all this), but i tend to refer to it as my “Healing Vision”, and it’s basically a post-kh3 AU, that presumes that everyone but xehanort (and also eraqus) got to live happily ever after. and this verse is so named bc, apart from everyone being able to heal and be happy after the traumatic canon, i also wanted to do my absolute best to put them in.....idk, healthy ships, and not ones that i think would be more toxic. everyone had redemption arcs, is what i’m saying (even if they never did or would have gotten them in canon).

y’all don’t understand, at this point i probably have over a hundred pages in various word docs of notes about this verse, so please feel free to ask if you want to hear more about it, i need validation of my madness---

anyway, here we go!

just so that there isn’t just a massive wall of text, i’m gonna break this up into roughly 2 sections: square/original kh characters, and then the rest of the disney characters.

Square/original KH characters:

Olette/Xion/Namine/Sora/Riku [OXN, SoNami, & SoRiku], Shiki/Kairi/Selphie, Axel/Saix, Hayner/Roxas, Terra/Cinderella, Aqua/Larxene/Yuffie, Repliku/Vanitas, Ven/Beat [more friends w/ benefits], Xigbar/Luxord, Aeleus/Even, Ienzo/Demyx, Sora’s Mom/Dilan, (Cinderella’s) Prince Charming/Marluxia, Geppetto/Ansem, Tidus/Wakka, Zack/Cloud/Leon, Aerith/Tifa, Cid/Auron, Fuu/Tinker Bell, Seifer/Rai, Jack Sparrow/Setzer, Boo/Vivi [platonic], Rikku/Paine, Yuna/Elsa, Neku/Joshua, Rhyme/Snow White, Hiro/Pence, & Eraqus/Xehanort [together in death]

i have no idea what’s going on with the khux characters going forward, and atm they don’t really have anything to do this AU, but assuming they’re alive and they’re all their own characters, at least for the time being, those ships would be: Skuld/Strelitzia, Ava/Ephemer, Invi/Ira/Aced, Gula/Brain, and Sephiroth/Master of Masters (but again, these are more tentative, and i don’t actually care about these characters, really)

Disney characters:

(again, keep in mind that these are only the humanoid or really anthropomorphic characters; ones that are straight up animals, like simba for example, were not included)

Mickey/Minnie/Daisy/Donald/Goofy [M/M, D/D, MinDaisy, & qpt Donald/Goofy], Horace Horsecollar/Pete, Clarabelle Cow/Clara Cluck, Hercules/Meg, Tarzan/Jane, Aladdin/Jasmine, Ariel/Eric, Belle/Beast, Lumiere/Cogsworth, Will/Elizabeth, Quasimodo/Phoebus/Esmeralda, Kristoff/Anna/Rapunzel/Eugene, Maleficent/Aurora/Mulan/Shang/Phillip [Malora, Philora, Mulora, Mulan/Shang, Phillip/Shang], Alice/Wendy, Peter/Wendy [qpt], Peter/Tinker Bell [qpt], (BatB) Chip/Pinocchio, Anastasia/Chien Po, Yao/Prince (from Snow White), Ling/Drizella, Merlin/Yen Sid, Hades/Genie, Mrs. Potts/Flora, Merryweather/Triton, Hook/Smee, Doc/Grumpy, Blue Fairy/Dopey, Fairy Godmother/Happy, Fauna/Bashful, Slightly/Cubby [platonic], Calypso/Barbossa, Sam Flynn/Quorra, Queen of Hearts/Agrabah Merchant, (BatB) Wardrobe/Gibbs, Emperor/Sleepy [his cuddle-cubine, if you will], Grand Duke/Sneezy, Mike/Sulley, Woody/Buzz, Honey Lemon/Go Go, Wasabi/Fred, Baymax/Tron/Baymax, & Phil/Zeus

Assorted Notes:

- should probably mention that all the worlds are just vaguely All Connected Now

- ven and hercules dated in bbs (then the Plot happened, ven pretty much vanished, and eventually herc moved on. they’re a bit awkward with each other now, but they agreed it’d be too weird to even attempt to date now, bc herc outgrew ven while he was in a magic coma)

- zack’s alive bc they forced hades to resurrect him like he did with auron (my hc is that the deal he made with cloud in kh1 was to bring zack back to life, but hades reneged on this; when cloud finally shared this info with sora, a Quest was undertaken to get hades to honor the deal)

- repliku’s name in this verse is Kiru (he decided to go along with the Theme, minus the sigil); sora’s mom is named Hikari; and i’m going with henry and florian for the real names of prince charming and snow’s prince, respectively (marluxia will probably still call henry “charming” as a sort of affectionate and kind of joking nickname (bc in this verse, henry is the definition of a Disaster Gay))

- goofy and pete dated in the past, but broke up with goofy came out as aroace; pete’s still kinda bitter about it

- aqua/larxene/yuffie is 100% a thing bc i feel that aqua deserves to be able to have fun and not be the responsible mom friend for once; aqua and cinderella also have some playful flirting, but it’s never really serious

- terra’s getting a staycation with his girlfriend, and aqua’s getting a vacation with her girlfriends 

- olette/xion/namine/sora/riku is Peak indulgence for me; i love namixiolette, sonami, and soriku too much to want to choose between them? fuck it, they’re all smushed together in a poly pile now. this is my indulgence fic, i can do what i want, and none of you can stop me XP (the other sub-ship combos, riku with any of the girls, and sora with the other two girls, are more queerplatonic, ftr)

- there’s like a whole soap opera behind mickey/minnie/daisy/donald/goofy coming to their current arrangement, mostly bc the idea of giving all the Drama to these characters in particular amuses me; same with past goofy/pete

- a recurring Theme in this verse is that compulsory heterosexuality is the true darkness, and pretty much no one is straight (and so, light = gay) (this is how the final confrontation in kh3 truly went down: sora: kingdom hearts, is gay! / xehanort: shit...u right, bro. kk, lemme just fade into the light of gay with my bf then)

- sephiroth in this verse is mostly just a vehicle for me to be able to mildly punish terrible lightside mentors, so this ship with the MoM is kinda a cracky spite ship (before kh3 went all in on xehaqus, this was eraqus’s original fate XD)

- i will admit, gula/brain is mostly just me going, “you both really annoy me, and i don’t care to find you better ships, so you two can deserve each other”; to be fair to myself, this attitude was on the rarer side during this process

- hiro totally builds a robot body for tron to use to visit the outside world, tho he still chooses to live in the computer most of the time; tron’s besties with baymax 1 & 2

- i’ll be honest: scrooge, huey, dewey, louie, chip, dale, and possibly jiminy, by my rules, should have been put into ships. they’re not bc i couldn’t find any that worked for me *shrugs*

- phil is more like zeus’s on and off again boyfriend; he’s really fucking annoyed that he keeps having to train a lot of zeus’s offspring, and that he kinda, in a way, ends up doing more parenting for them than zeus does; currently phil is kinda claiming herc away from zeus (”i’m his dad now, so there”) (so at this point, their relationship is more of a hatemance than anything else) (i guess in my hc, zeus skews more towards being like his myth self than the disney version)

- the total number of ships, if you’re curious, is 75

- i’ve actually got queer headcanons for the square characters (excluding the khux squad), and some of the disney characters, figured out (as an example, namine is a demiromantic asexual)

okay, i think i’ll stop here for now, tho of course i might tweak or add things later XD

[isdeathlystillarchived]

WOW HI GUYS. I can’t believe i somehow hit 200+ followers on this blog????? amazing. wow. incredible. anyways, i never really have done on of these buuuuut i thought it would be important to give a lil love to the ppl that i love over here. first i guess i should do some like personal shout outs.

MY SOULMATES.

@ofwonderlost / @dxbeaute ; tbh you’re like the annoying little sister i never wanted. i mean that in the most loving way possible. i will always and forever be that big annoying sister who probably tries to get too involved because i care so much about you and want nothing but the best for you. because it is what you deserve, is the best <3. you were my first real rp partner that i have ever had on tumblr and tbh one of the few first ships i ever had. back when we just honestly were complete trash which i kinda still am now tbh. we and our muses have been through hell and back together. you’re the type of bish i’m gonna be talking to until i have my last breath in my rocking chair. you are so important to me, plz don’t ever forget. 

@crownhero / @bornofthedawn ; holy tits. love of my LIFE. both of ur muses are my muses soulmates and tbh you are my soulmate. you are such a genuine kind hearted person who rights so beautifully. it was so easy to talk to you when we first started rping and now look at us with our snap streaks. not a day goes by where i don’t talk to you tbh. you have become such an important person in my life outside of tumblr pinky <3 thank you for always putting up with me. from my angsty ass plots with flynn and hero & phillip & aurora, to my dramatic ass snapchats of me crying over our muses ha ha ha im kidding [kinda]. i love you SO SO SO much. please always stay in my life 

@childrenofslumber / @sixbillicnsouls / @alightiswaiting / etc lol ;  since day one you have talked me out of so many wrong impulsive choices which is probably a good thing. our muses have cried, laughing, struggled together...you and i have cried probably, laughed, and struggled A LOT together. it’s crazy to think about the amount of time i have known you nicky. your writing has developed my muses and created many of them [like the crane family] the way they are today. thank you for just always being you and always being there when i am having a rough day. 

@noblestilinski ; cece just...never change, okay? tbh i always forget how long we have known each other like wow. you are such a beautiful writer and even if we aren’t doing threads i absolutely adore watching all of your interactions.  it is so crazy to me to see the way we have developed our characters over these past few years. you’re such a sweet person who i know i can literally go to if i have a question about anything or even just to fangirl over teen wolf or scalia. thank you for being YOU. 

@heirtothxwolves / @beyondthxfairytales ; my fucking angst QUEEN. i am so happy 2 me ur king. you are the apple of my EYE. tbh i can go on and on about you. from the moment i met you i was like oh no she loves angst as much as me. you are one of my eldest friends that i have had on here and tbh you and i are the only ppl on tumblr that revamp our blogs just as much as we do HAHA. you are such a ray of sunshine ash, every time i talk to you about new things i always get so excited. i love you so much my queen.

@imthelcstprincess / @findmyfuture ; tbh wow it hasn’t even really been a year since i’ve known you and i have already considered you one of my greatest friends on here. how both of our storyline of how flynn & rapunzel’s relationships went down was like we were honestly MEANT for each other. which well we honestly are. the way you write rapunzel is so incredibly. tbh i know i can always literally throw any one of my muses at her because *wink wink* you and i got fucking chemistry OKAYYYYYYYYY. thank you for always being there for me and always reminding me that i am loved. right back @ you honey because i wake up every morning like hmmm i hope lissa has a good day

@do-i-win-yet / @strawberryfitzsherbert​ ; charlie you slay my existence. never fucking change. even tho we started talking like kinda sorta recent holy shit??? you’re like amazing???? i was lowkey so intimidated by you at first cause i was like wow charlie is perfect w/ the way she writes and everything. god bless lissa for being like ppssst hey charlie feels the same. i love you as much as flynn loves everything about texass <3 <3 <3 

OTHER  RP PPL WHO I ADMIRE WHETHER WE RP OR NAH. [bold = beautiful ppl i talk to!! ] 

@untcldstories. @wiishling. @futureunwound. @hookandgrin @eightholyterrors. @inherited-vanity. @knxve. @prcttyliics. @strawberryprincessofdarkness. @coronaslight. @wolf-interrupted. @cinderiisms. @inherited-vanity. @magicgodmother. @pxperhearts. @ofhairgelandcourage. @residuex. @bondedbyfate. @itsafairytale. @asortofsensation. @fcirest. @perceptionborn. @bookwormmade. @ofbriars. @ofseadarling. @unhooked. @lipsofrcse. @hiighdrama. @filletingbitches. @fierysongs. @anotherlostswan. @pelydrynkeeper / @islesolated. @survivorofthedarkness. 

if i forgot you tbh it was on accident!! even if you are not on the list i appreciate you putting up with my shit and just wow. thank you guys for being amazing. 

xoxo your hot mess,

tea <3 

[raionmimi]

Symmetra Ships: Disney Aus

Some ppl are tryin to hijack my Symmccree Rapunzel au with other characters, and nah son stop. So instead, I’m making other Disney aus for some Symmetra ships.

Symmccree: Rapunzel is the one I originally did. Symmetra being the sheltered, isolated girl hidden away in Vishkar’s towers with Sanjay being her Mother Gothel. Her Flynn Rider is Mccree, an ex-gang member who’s a fugitive on the run. He only seems interested in an unusual pink cube, but she refuses to give it back until he takes her to see the outside world. Alternative: Zootopia

Symmphony: Aladdin! Lucio being in the slums of Rio is perfect to take on the role as Aladdin and Symmetra is his Jasmine. He can help open Symmetra’s eyes to the world around her and slowly start to fall in love. Honestly, this is one of my fave ships to begin with so I really like this one.

Symmeitra: Bh6 with Symmetra as Gogo and Mei as Honey Lemon. I dont think about this ship a lot, but of them are extremely smart and would definitely work well together, so what better au than this one? A full cast would probably be Dva, Genji, Junkrat, Lucio with Reaper being Professor Callaghan. I do like Gogo and Honey Lemon together, so this is mildly indulgent......

Symbra: Sorry but Sombra is Hans! A manipulative and ambitious person like her doesn’t really seem interested in romance, especially when she wants to keep moving to the next big lead. This would reflect in her using Symmetra (Anna or Elsa would work) to try and slink her way into getting a better grip on Vishkar for her own personal benefit. Some ppl ship Helsa tho, so I guess it can be romance-y but ye

Symmzarya: Hercules seems the best fit! Symmetra’s personality places her in Megara’s role, a sassy woman with an unfortunate employer. Zarya as Hercules would essentially be taking pieces of her backstory of becoming the strongest woman in the world! (ง'̀-'́)ง

Symmhanzo: Mulan is perfect for them. Symmetra mentions that people see her differently, which is similar to how Mulan is in her story. Hanzo and Shang are both reserved and curt, 

Symmgenji: I can see this one being more of a Princess and the Frog type of story if we use Young Genji as a base for it. He’s got Naveen’s playboy and mischievous nature, and Symmetra is a hardworking, persistent woman who has little time for play. Their personalities would clash at first, but as time went on, they would reach a fairy tale ending like the movie. Alternative: The Emperor’s New School (Not a movie but Malina wasnt in New Groove)

Symmreaper: Beauty and the Beast! Symmetra is a studious, well rounded woman, who doesnt quite interact with other people as much, so Belle works well enough for this. Reaper’s transformation and anguish makes him the role of the Beast, but even though he wouldn’t turn back (or he could if this au is true to the movie), Symmetra would love him regardless.

Symmrat: Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland would work for them. Junkrat’s whacky personality and Symmetra’s calm, levelheadednesses makes them the Mad Hatter and Alice respectively. Symmetra losing her “muchness” and spending an adventure trying to regain it makes sense with her character. 

Symmpharah: This one was hard, but I guess the Little Mermaid. Symmetra being Ariel and wanting to be on land, especially after seeing Pharah. Despite her overbearing peers at Vishkar, one day, she runs away to become a human and meeting the love of her life on land.