#Really they're just being polite to get all of their PDA out of the way while FF is taking what might be the piss of a lifetime.

[jtl-fics]

Fluent Freshman - Part 19

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There’s a couple things about FF that might be good to know at this point.

1. There are few things in the world he hates doing more than asking for clarification or admitting he doesn’t understand / know something. The thought of going up to someone and admitting that he hasn’t perfectly comprehended the situation upon the first explanation is something makes his stomach twist like he’d just eaten Mango-Habanero ice cream.

He has figured out his own math theorems in the pursuit of not having to ask the math teacher to explain he doesn’t understand. He got lost in an Ikea once for over 6 grueling hours where he considered making a home there and living among the display rooms until his grandma grabbed him by the ear and dragged him to safety (the food court) and let him regain his strength (eat Swedish meatballs). He, to this day, is not sure about one of his foreign language friend’s names (how embarrassing he just keeps waiting for someone else to say it but they go by some insane nickname).

So he has become a master of piecing shit together on his own. He sometimes gets it wrong (Andrew, god how embarrassing) but for the most part 8 times out of 10 he can get to the right answer if he just has a couple pieces to work with. No one had ever actually explained to him how Exy works and he was too embarrassed to ask after the third week of practice in middle school so he just pieced together what he was and was not allowed to do through the art of trial and error. He’s even mostly pieced out the rules for the other positions.

So with the information he has gotten through people being bound and determined to talk in foreign languages in front of him he has an idea about the tenuous situation some of the older Foxes find themselves in.

He’s heard Kevin Day and Jean Moreau talk in French.

He’s heard that the anxiety in both of their voices as they talked about their futures and owing 80% of their salaries to the ‘Moriyamas’ and how nervous they were about getting on professional teams or else they’d be killed.

Captain Neil and Andrew are not always using Russian to talk dirty.

He’s heard Andrew soothe Captain Neil’s worries about playing for a professional team. He’s heard Captain Neil mention that at least ‘Ichirou’ would likely just kill him and not make a game out of it like his father did.

Organized Crime might have more to do with Exy than FF had originally thought.

(He had thought it. Plenty of times he had thought it but his Gran had warned him that he was overthinking things. That he wasn’t playing a sport invented by the Mafia. That he had caffeinated coffee instead of decaf. “It’s going to be okay sweetie. Just take a deep breath.”)

This leads into the second thing you should know at this point.

2.  Before he had signed with Wymack he had known the broad strokes of Captain Neil’s life. There had been a lot of news articles about it and Gran (bless her) loved trashy gossip magazines.

After he had signed with the Foxes he had done a bit of a deep dive on as many of their controversies as he could find. There’d been things from brawls on the court (worrying), player overdoses (concerning), a straight up MURDER (Oh god), and the very public breaking of the King of Exy’s arm resulting in his suicide (Warranted, that wacko was going to take off Captain Neil’s HEAD.)

But the thing that had made him actually a little bit, dare he admit, excited to go to Palmetto was the fact that Captain Neil was there.

For someone who froze for almost a decade, who just took it and didn’t have the balls to even react? Neil Josten is an inspiration.

This is someone who got away, who lived a life completely unlike FF’s, someone who knew how to run and more impressively someone who learned how to FIGHT. Captain Neil was being hunted but he still ripped people to shreds in interviews. Captain Neil was probably more scared of the Butcher than FF had been of anything in his entire life but Captain Neil was way braver than FF could ever hope to be.

Captain Neil was taken and tortured but he still fought. FF had seen the scars and Captain Neil is right to wear them proudly (though based on some conversations he has unfortunately overheard he is sure Andrew may have a role in Neil’s positive feelings about them).

FF had thought that he was being lead to his death down in a basement of a club (Don’t cringe. Don’t cringe. Don’t cringe. Don’t-) and he just trailed right behind the two of them without even an illusion of a fight.

Neil Abram Josten was a bit of a personal hero.

He’s proud to call him Captain Neil. He wishes Andrew hadn’t been there when Greg had mentioned wanting autographs because FF wants an autograph from Captain Neil but now Andrew has probably mentioned it to Neil.

Long story short, FF had looked into a lot of details on Captain Neil’s case.

Including two of the Butcher’s top men who were still on the loose.

Romero Malcolm and Jackson Plank.

He keeps his presence low but no matter how many times he blinks the man grumbling in Italian next to him continues to be Romero Malcolm.

Moreover Romero Malcolm continues to grumble about the fact that he is having a hard time finding ‘Nathaniel’ and that he’ll have to grab one of ‘The Wesninski brat’s friends’ to draw him out.

FF is a recently confirmed friend of Captain Neil.

FF who is standing next to this man, with his dick out, and trying to remain as invisible as possible.

After two shakes (Yes he was watching but only because he had to! He wonders briefly if he goes to the FBI if they would accept a description of Romero Malcolm’s penis for the wanted poster? Probably not but it is BURNED into his retinas.)

He watches as Romero tucks, zips, and then bypasses the sink entirely.

FF shivers at how unhygienic that is. Who RAISED him?

The door shuts and FF needs to get out of here ASAP but his hands are shaking with the sudden adrenaline of ’One of the FBI’s Most Wanted just took a piss next to me and is looking for me friend’. He pulls his phone from his pocket and ducks into one of the stalls. Even if there’s no door it’ll at least FEEL a little safer, a little more private. He needs to warn Neil, Warn Andrew, and warn-

The door to the bathroom SLAMS open and music blares in (palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy-) and his phone slips out of his hands and into the toilet. There are footsteps coming towards him and FF digs deep.

He’s in ultra stealth mode. He is the wall behind the wallpaper. Mantis shrimp can only dream of the color he becomes, the United States military have the CIA on the look out for him because he’s fallen off all conventional forms of radar and tracking.

He is a bargain fruit platter on a dessert table at a kid’s birthday party.

He is ULTRA stealth.

Romero’s gaze glides over him.

Then the man leaves (STILL DID NOT WASH HIS HANDS).

His heart is hammering in his chest but he manages to reach down and grab his phone. Well, Coach Wymack had gotten the extended warranty at least. (“Do you know what these fuckers do to phones? Josten crushed his last year in a fight with the Baseball team captain.”)

His phone’s extended dip into the toilet water had not done it any favors in working properly.

Well fuck.

He wipes his phone down the best he can. He wipes his phone down with some toilet paper before cramming it into his pocket (Sorry Nicky, he’ll wash the toilet water pants if they survive).

He sees a flyer on the wall of the bathroom and starts to think of a plan.

He rushes out of the bathroom (he still washes his hands because he will not have something in common with a man on the FBI’s most wanted list and he just dipped his hand into a CLUB TOILET) and clocks Nicky’s wild arm movements and WORSE clocks Romero just 10 clubbers away.

He sees Romero’s eyes lock onto Nicky and a smile that terrifies him.

He’s out of Ultra Stealth Mode even if every atom in his body wants to run.

He is so stressed and panicked that he has gone beyond his body’s ability to process that so all that is left is determination. He’s got a head full of a half-baked plan, a hand going to his pocket, a second hand on the only ‘weapon’ he has on him, and a stomach full of acid.

He’s pulling his phone out of his pocket before he can really let himself think about it and walking up next to where Romero is standing. He holds his toilet water phone up to his ear and does the one weird social anxiety thing that he had never done before.

He pretends to be on a phone call.

“Hey Captain Neil,” he says and in the corner of his eye he can see Romero’s gaze shift from Nicky (surrounded by an adoring public, covered in sweat and therefore difficult to grab - a difficult target) to himself (alone, shorter, and probably looking like he’s about to pass out). “Yeah I think I’m going to take a break outside after I grab quick drink and then a water at the bar.” He says because he has to be the easier target and he has to go to the bar. “Yeah, yeah, okay I’ll mention it to that bartender guy.” He says and pretends to hang up.

He turns and he walks towards the bar and feels his pulse in his throat go to the beat of the music (success is my only motherfucking option, failure’s not).

He only knows about the alley because in the car ride to Sweetie’s Nicky had mentioned that he wouldn’t let FF’s first time be out there. He had been embarrassed but it was the only way he knew to get Romero out of the club and away from where he could hurt Captain Neil or anyone else in the pursuit of that.

He spots the bartender who had gotten the drinks for their table and his mind completely blanks on the name but the bartender sees him and smiles. “Oh you’re Neil and Andrew’s new friend! What can I help you with? I thought you were-“

“Hi, yes I am Captain Neil and Andrew’s friend.” He says a little loudly because he can feel Romero behind him and he does NOT want the man to know anything about where Captain Neil was.

“Captain Neil? Oh wow that’s adorable.” The man gushes. “What can I help you with? I won’t ask for ID for one of their friends.” He winks.

“I’d like to order the uh…” he tries to remember the exact drink name from the flyer, “…the deluxe chocolate martini?” He asks and knows he got it right when the bartender’s expression shifts ever so slightly.

“Oh yeah, how do Andrew and Neil feel about that?” He asks and oh great a coded conversation. It’s nice to actually be having a real one of these for once instead of just perceiving normal conversations to have hidden meanings.

“They don’t know. They probably prefer that I order it instead of Nicky or Aaron.” He lets his eyes dart to the wide where he believes Romero is watching him.

“I don’t know if that’s true.” The bartender says, “Nicky knows how to handle a drink and Aaron’s not a lightweight either.” He adds.

FF struggles to find a coded way to say ‘It’s not that someone’s hitting on me too hard like the flyer mentioned. It’s that there’s a mafia hitman in your club.’

Finally after a moment, “It’s not the usual kind of drink they get.” He tries and the bartender looks confused by the statement, dammit. He struggles to find a different way to say it before the bartender smiles.

“Y’know you’re really cute.” He reaches under the bar top and grabs a piece of paper and a pen. “How about you write down your number for me cutie? We can meet up sometime.” He says. “I’ll get started on that chocolate martini for you.” He says.

HE COULD KISS THIS MAN.

“I’d like that.” He says.

He writes out a quick message on the small note paper.

‘Armed. After Neil. Looked at Nicky. I’m going to the back alley. Phone is dead.’

The bartender comes back and looks at his note. “We’re out of chocolate martini mix, can I get you something-“ He hopes the club lighting obscures how pale the man got, “something else?” He asks and FF can SEE his pulse.

“Can I just get some water then?” He asks.

The bartender nods and pulls up his phone and hopefully is dialing the police and hands FF a water. His hand grabs hold of FF’s “You don’t need to go out into the alley. You could hang in the backroom with me?” He offers.

There really are some kind people in the world.

“I think it’s better if I’m not in here for a bit.” He says back and honestly he needs this kindness and he has a spare bit of courage, “What’s your name by the way? Sorry I missed it.” He says.

The bartender swallows, “It’s Roland.” He says.

“Thanks Roland.” He twists the cap off of the water bottle and takes a sip.

He turns and pretends not to notice how Romero is trying to be inconspicuous pretending to be on his phone.

He makes his way over to the alley door and notices that Romero is tracking his movements but is not following him like he did to the bar.

His heart is pounding and he can’t BELIEVE he’s doing this. He wants to run, wants to hide somewhere, wants to become imperceptible but…but…

He opens the door to the alley as the bass of the remixed song finishes.

(You can do anything you set your mind to, man)

He lets the door slam behind him and he is alone in the alley.

He was not expecting a van to come to a screeching halt in front of the entrance and for a different face to appear climbing out of the car.

Jackson Plank.

FF looks at the ugly smile on the man as he walks towards him with a knife in hand.

Okay now what genius?

MASTERPOST FOR ALL PARTS OF FLUENT FRESHMAN AU

NEXT

5/26/23: EDITED. Can’t believe I forgot to put the Captain in front of Neil’s name on the meme. I’m blaming the accidental early awakening.

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Lillyndra it worked this time!!!

[isaactheterrible]

TF2 Mercs Thoughts On Queerness

TW: Homophobia, Transphobia (nothing graphic)

(Disclaimer: Thats what I think the 9 tf2 Mercs realistically think of gay/trans people based on their personalities in the comics. These are just my personal opinions, don't take it too personally)

1. Soldier

•Gay People:

-Military Homophobia (Calls gay men sissies/thinks they're weak and feminine)

-Against gay marriage

-Cool with gay people raising children as long as it's a fem/masc dynamic that looks heteronormative from an outside perceptive

-Cool with lesbians, especially butch ones

-Other than a few homophobic comments here and there okay with gay men

-Would defend a gay person if they were being physically attacked or if someone was being particularly mean

-Old fashioned but not cruel

•Trans People:

-Sees Trans people as their Gender Assigned At Birth

-Sees Trans women as emaculated and feminine men who need to 'man up'

-Sees Trans men as masculine women and supports their masculinity even tho he sees them as women

-Misgenders a lot but perhaps with conversation and some mental gymnastics (playing into his insanity) you might get him to accept your identity

-Doesn't understand NB people

2.Engineer

•Gay People:

-Cool with them (supportive)

-Belives in equal rights (Gay marriage/Adoption)

-Would be a bit taken aback if it was his kid and might have to confront some of his internalized biases but would work really hard to understand

-Supportive Dad Energy

•Trans People:

-Man of science

-Very supportive tries his best to use proper name/pronouns

-Thinks it's kinda cool what science can do to people's bodies

-Doesn't really understand NB people but tries to be supportive regardless

3.Demoman

•Gay People:

-He doesn't care

-Probably has experimented with some dudes

-Supportive of gay rights

-You're just another person to him

•Trans People:

-Supportive

-Tries his best with pronouns/names

-Doesn't always understand but he doesn't have to

4. Heavy

•Gay People:

-Despite the memes Heavy's highly educated

-While he doesn't understand it he doesn't bother gay people

-Would be supportive of a family member coming out, would confront his internalized biases because he just loves them so much

-Might be homophobic before but would rethink everything if someone he loves came out

•Trans People:

-He doesn't get it

-If you ask him to call you something he'll go along with it

-Doesn't really see trans people as their real gender but understands it's none of his business

-Would be polite for the sake of keeping the peace

5. Pyro

•Gay People:

-Pyro doesn't care

-They think pda is disgusting no matter who it's coming from

-Doesn't care how other people live their lives

-Would defend a person being attacked for being queer if the attack was physical

•Trans People:

-Supportive

-Might buy you a small pride flag

-Very excited to meet a new interesting person

-Uses correct name and pronouns

6. Scout

•Gay People:

-Homophobic

-Uses 'gay' as an insult

-Makes fun of gay people with his friends

-Would say something if a gay person was being physically attacked

-Believes marriage is between one man and one woman

-Mixed feelings on adoption tho (He prefers a kid have 2 dads or 2 moms than no family at all)

•Trans People:

-Would think it's a joke at first

-Has probably never heard of being trans before

-Wouldn't misgender someone if they passed

-Doesn't understand, never will but if you explain the basics he might use proper name/pronouns

-More accepting of trans than gay people

7. Medic

•Gay People:

-Doesn't care

-He's going to experiment on you regardless

-Supportive in a nonchalant way

-thinks Homophobia is illogical

•Trans People:

-Fascinated by their unique physiology

-Supportive and uses proper name/pronouns

-You better watch out you're a unique speciment

-Cool with NB people and especially intersex people, fascinated by the diversity of the human species

8. Spy

•Gay People:

-Doesn't care

-You're just another person

-Would be supportive if it was his kid

-None of his business and he knows it

•Trans People:

-Has done drag a few times

-Thinks NB people are "Confused"

-Sees Trans people as their Assigned Gender At Birth

-Thinks Gender-Non-Conforming people are just crossdressers

9.Sniper

•Gay People:

-None of his business

-Would be supportive of his kid if they came out

-Might be a bit uncomfortable with gay people showing pda

-Otherwise chill

•Trans People:

-Doesn't understand

-Uses proper name/pronouns in the name of politeness

-Doesn't know what a NB person is and would be really confused

-Is polite regardless

Link for part 2:

[timmymyluv]

coachella with timmy headcannon !!

COACHELLA headcanons….

timothee chalamet x reader

sorry this took way longer than expected! hope you like them and i can creatively put my own spin on this and im not copying off other ppl's headcanons ^^

warning(s): mentioned drug use, alcohol

We all know he loves his privacy, and this being your first Coachella together he first wanted to be very secretive about his relationship with you, but he doesn't care anymore (as long as you don't mind)

Let them see , he's having the time of his life with the love of his life; he knows it comes with the job, the price of fame - cameras, paparazzis, gossip

If you're a celebrity like him, the first time they spotted you with him they thought you were just a fling to be forgotten or some wannabe social climber

But you were with each other the entire weekend and were seen with him even after - so they knew you guys were serious

The it couple, the fashionable couple who were always up to date with trends but were not blind followers either. You guys were trendsetters, not caring about gender labels on clothing, exchanging/sharing clothes that fans recognized from the past and during the shows when you were pictured together

Mix and match of designer wear, ready-to-wear, handpainted/custom pieces, thrift stores/department store clothing or even your plain walmart/target pieces alongside vintage just matched so well together but really showing how artsy and cultured of a couple you two were

He was very handsy with you, very confident with his PDA because he was as lucky and happy with his love life as in his career and he had nothing to be ashamed about

You both wanted to enjoy the night without being disturbed/bombarded as you weren't technically working but polite fans asking for photos (separately or even together with you both haha) here and there are pretty fun and they're chill so it's not a big deal and you all have fun

First night you decided to stay sober while he could go off the rails (at least with supervision or you and his friends/bodyguards) so he could let loose in a controlled environment lol

(whether you take dr*g$/dr!nk its up to you babes)

You never got to really know tim's team and his friends for a longer period of time than a single dinner with them so getting close to them this weekend was really fun too

"Bro we'll hang out with her more than you now byeee" they really liked seeing him with you and like you best out of all his exes (that they remember) so they treat you as one of their kind

Tim gets super happy seeing you included and getting along with his friends so naturally and having so much fun

Introducing you to Billie Eilish and The Weeknd, friends of his who've snuck you both in VIP

Billie jumped to hug you right as you were introduced to her, telling how she has heard so much about you and how she's finally met the person behind the name ksjds

You guys are like siblings right away same sense of humour and talking about how you met Timy (or even how you make music too and your processes and talking about it with Finneas as well and maybe a possible collab)

You've seen Abel perform but never had the chance to really get to know him personally; he was very welcoming and loved having you on the set with him

Abel always teased Timmy when he was going to bring his "special someone" that he was so lovestruck about

Heck Abel maybe even would love to have a music video with you starring in it or with both you and timmy too because he knows his magnetic songs deserve a magnitude like you and tim

Between the heat you always eat the finest, he'll always spoil you with the best food, and remind each other to stay hydrated in the hot ass desert ksjds

you feel like you're high on something/drunk on just the entire festival, on him by your side, his skin on yours, peppering kissing against where your neck and shoulder blades meet

He walks around coachella with your lipstick smeared all over him after a makeout session not so hidden well behind some bush where the tents where placed,

giggling around like lovesick teenagers who can't keep their hands off each other

Like that post-concert drop of the euphoria, when the adrenaline of like watching stages back to back/ the energy of the crowds/ fireworks,

you're both exhausted after a jampacked weekend but you wouldn't have it any other way <3

[azulaang-chakras]

ask meme Azulaang: 1, 2, and 5 pleaseee <3

What’s the first thing they usually do to get the other’s attention?

We know canonically what Aang does to get attention.

Azula's like a cat. When she wants attention, she will make it known immediately. She'll call from the other side of the house, outright demand whatever she wants (she is getting better at saying please first tho), or plop down into his lap if she feels like she's been ignored for too long.

2. How comfortable are they with touching/being touched by the other?

Aang is very casual about touch as a love language. A hand on her waist here, a surprise hug there, walking with his arm around her or holding her hand from here to there, a kiss on the forehead or the back of her hand anywhere. He doesn't go full PDA out of respect for her feelings of privacy, but anyone who sees them together in public can tell within seconds that they're a couple just by seeing the ways he looks at and touches her.

Azula knows that them being in proximity alone is a political statement. He's the Avatar, she's the Fire Princess. She knows how it looks when others see his arm around her or her hand in his, but Aang's touch is so comfortable for her that it's easy to ignore the stares.

When they're alone, Aang will often let her be the one to initiate contact because he recognizes what it means for her to be the one to start a hug, cuddle in bed, etc. When he's the one to start it, she'll tease him for being needy and "lovey-dovey as a child" even as she relaxes into being the little spoon. Can't let the Avatar know just how much he makes her happy, after all. Love is a battlefield and she can't let anyone beat her. Or, at the very least, she can't let the other person know that they're beating her. A princess has to have to her pride, after all.

5. How would they react if the other told them “I love you” or “I trust you”?

When Aang says it to Azula, she'll respond with a joke and tease him for being so soft and sentimental.

Deep down, however, she finds it really touching. For a woman who has struggled with years of feeling that love is conditional, that she is unworthy of love without doing something to earn it, that trust is for fools, and having to unlearn all of that, having someone in her life who trusts and loves her for who she is with no strings attached and no catches is the equivalent of a person who grew up in the middle of a desert now living next to an ocean. Aang is fully aware of the effect his words have on her.

On the rare occasion where she's the one saying it to him, Aang knows what it means for her to bring herself to be the one to say it to another person and will respond accordingly. He knows she'll call him a softie afterwards, but he's played their game long enough to know how it works.

[mrs-monaghan]

Complementing this AMAZING anon https://www.tumblr.com/mrs-monaghan/716415440587456512/ive-read-a-few-asks-on-your-blog-and-other-blogs?source=share

Let's not forget that Jimin HIMSELF said that Jungkook behaves VERY differently behind the cameras - as we all would!!! Ofc he's not going to be all up on Jimin in front of everybody because 1: obviously they can't come out, there's a lot at stake, they cannot consider only themselves but the group as a whole, and it's literally illegal in MS. there's a lot of political shit involved too. 2: he knows he's gonna lose bc Jimin can outflirt him in a SECOND, and 3: like anon said, he's an introvert who probably prefers to keep their affections to themselves/private (even though he also slips up sometimes), so he gets really flustered. Even if Jk was dating someone else (even if it was a girl, like you all so DESPERATELY want it to be because GOD forbid he's anything else but straight), I still think he wouldn't be big on PDA. I think he has a very sweet, quiet personality and I don't think he'd be all over his partner in front of the cameras.

Back to the topic, Jimin and Jungkook have always been sus, it's literally why, to this day, they sometimes still get awkward, flirty and shy around each other (let's not forget how Jimin was all blushy and sighing when Jungkook said he'd be leaving the gym to come to join Jm's live on Jimin's birthday). Its why they're always gravitating towards each other, its why they can't keep their hands off each other, even if it's just their silly, never ending hand holding/shaking. It's even more obvious how differently they act towards other members! Their interactions have a much deeper meaning, and they know people catch onto that, so they're cautious. And they're being even more cautious now and I understand it completely. Just because you don't see them hanging out in public does not mean they don't hang out in private.

One: they don't need to prove anything to you. Two: do you even know how long-term relationships work? Sure, it's fun to go out with your bf/gf, but the years go by and, at some point you're just happy to be with each other, chilling at home, ordering food and just being around each other, comfortable and free to do whatever you want. Sometimes you can't wait to get home after a night out to be more comfortable with each other! Now just imagine Jikook, who can't be a normal couple since they are worldwide famous, going out in public, as they did a few times in the past and got caught. They wouldn't even be able to behave comfortably around each other or do anything without being spotted/photographed, and it's especially risky now. How is that fun for them? If they have to act stiffly around each other and can't have fun?

Do you get it now? Privacy is their best friend now more than ever. Jk doesn't need privacy with Taehyung because there's nothing but friendship there.

Oh, by the way, need I remind the taekookers of the hotel room jikook shared on their Tokyo trip? With the ser through bathroom? Yeah... Try and debunk that.

But its okay, taekookers, you just keep on eating your little crumbs 😘💕 (I love taekook as FRIENDS btw)

Love it

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hi hi hi PLEASD send me all ur keefex thought i will scream and jump for joy and giggle and kick my feet OLEAG

refraining from giving major spoilers for the qpr keefex fic i'm writing refraining so so sooooo hard even though it hurts- anyway. keefex headcanons for the soul <3 can be interpreted as queerplatonic or romantic :)

dex noticed at some point that keefe fidgets just like him, so he made a specialized fidget just for keefe

it's very colorful. a little messy, since dex isn't an artist like keefe. he apologized about the paint quality as he was giving it to keefe, but keefe didn't care. in fact, keefe was so touched he bear hugged him for it

speaking of touch. dex gets sooooo much casual physical affection from keefe

friendly bumps like hip checks. ten gazillion hugs from behind. keefe sitting next to dex at lunch and leaning up against him all the time. gentle forehead bonks and nose boops when they're bored. linked arms when they're walking somewhere together, originally under the guise of keefe being dramatically polite in atlantis, now just out of reflex- because they don't want to get lost, of course! not because keefe likes being close to dex, no, not at all. and the occasional pecks on dex's hands and cheeks and cute little dimples when no one's looking are to make him laugh, of course. no feelings behind it at all, ro, shut up

dex is a lot more purposeful about physical touch. pda isn't really his thing. but when they're hanging out rimeshire as alone as they're gonna get (typically dex bribes his dad w/ extra work at slurps n burps to to preoccupy the triplets far away from the house, but he won't admit that to keefe), he'll initiate some stuff

leaning his head on keefe's shoulder when he's tired or listening to something keefe's showing him. wrapping around keefe from behind and smiling into his back when keefe stops breathing for a second before relaxing into dex. having goofy, lighthearted play-fights where they're just trying to trap each other's ankles with their feet without getting trapped themselves

they both like messing with each other's hands. specifically their fingers. when they don't have fidgets, or their hands are more accessible, they absentmindedly hyper-analyze the structure and texture of the way the other is built. figuring out the calluses and natural bends of one another. this is brought to you by the keefe and dex are both neurodivergent as fuck and gay for each other truther(s)

physical touch isn't really dex's big thing though. for dex, he mostly tells keefe hey, i appreciate you in a way that's unique to the way i appreciate everyone else through gestures

helping keefe with homework that has math that keefe's too tired to figure out on his own. doing little things to make keefe's life easier, like inviting keefe over on days where it's clear going 'home' would be hard on him. and inviting him to crash on dex's mattress or something else he likes more. letting keefe ramble about things he loves, and asking questions about how it all works. making a safe space for keefe to be keefe, quiet hours where talking is hard and times where he's restless and full of energy and everything in between

it starts with bravado, because that's keefe's shield for when shit goes wrong, but keefe tells dex that he appreciates all of it through compliments. it starts with things like exaggeratedly fanning his face as he says, 'dex, i swear you're on a mission to flatter everyone you know. like a knight in shining armor,' but it grows into admissions like 'dex, i know it's late and you're probably gonna make fun of me for being sappy later, but. you and this room are the closest thing i've ever gotten to having a home. there's something about...this, that's more comfortable than even everglen was. thank you.' that are so tender that it could break a heart

there's one day, a quiet day, where keefe asks if dex could hold him. the way he says it is timid, and keefe looks ready to backtrack any second. but dex wraps his arms around him and says 'make yourself comfortable' before keefe gets the chance. keefe falls asleep on dex's chest on dex's twin-sized bed, marveling at how he's so skinny it's scary, yet he's the opposite of frail - and warm. dex falls asleep staring at the ceiling, running his hand through keefe's hair and thinking about how odd it is that someone's breathing on your chest can be ticklish and nice all at the same time

oh also that time where they were pretty much straddling each other on the echodon in book 4 is engrained into their minds. every now and then they'll think about it, and the ghost of where the other pressed up against them flashes warm all over them

think of when you lay something warm on top of you and then peel away and feel its absence with how much colder you are, but you can feel the warmth burning in the patches of your skin that absorbed it. that's what they feel in their arms and torsos and thighs whenever they think about each other on the echodon

also they hyper-analyzed each other's faces before and after they went underwater

keefe tried to count how many freckles were on dex's face and tried to figure out how to paint his copper lashes and the different hues of blue and purple in dex's irises and the placement and blend of them. for artistic growth, of course

dex decided that keefe's jawline and stupidly appealing... everything else about his face he wouldn't admit he was looking at in a million years, was dumb, because any other conclusion would make him go red in the face

every now and then they get each other echodon related trinkets just to see them get flustered. prattle pins, little figurines from mysterium, etc

keefe draws stuff for dex. the ones he shares are the ones that are concept art of some tech idea dex was rambling about. the ones he doesn't share are all the ones of little moments that matter too much for keefe to talk about

when they land in detention at the same time they pass each other notes. they're super dumb on purpose, most of the time. it's become a competition to see who can make each other involuntarily get the supervisor's attention first

they also have a lot of conversations about weird hypotheticals. it's mostly questions keefe has that he knows are weird and originally doesn't expect dex to answer, but dex takes it seriously each time and tries to find a logical answer

ex: if we're going with popular incorrect quotes, keefe has also asked dex if stars have feelings and went down a rabbit hole with him in search of an answer that gave the theory a chance and was founded in facts. that was one of the funnest 5 hours of keefe's life

keefe also has stuff remaining from the forbidden cities - mostly knowledge of where stuff is - that he shares with dex. breakfast for dinner. tea time. movies he liked that they watch in a theater together. etc

it's the classic 'i'm sharing things i love w/ you because i love you but i'm not saying it out loud' if you get what i mean

imparter hails. soooooo many imparter hails. heart to hearts, silly conversations, homework help, (literal) sleeping together - you name it, it's happened on hail. hails are their safe space where everything's a little easier than in-person

dizznee family dinners!! keefe insists on helping juline and kesler with dishes or with cooking every time, as an attempt at 'paying them back'. dizznee kids usually get put on dishes, and keefe usually helps out in the kitchen (he picked up a lot of cooking tricks and tips in his days of frequenting everglen)

keefe steals treats from the teacher's lounge and brings all of the dizznees a dessert when he can. he keeps a list of their favorites

there are some days where keefe helps out at slurps n burps. kesler loves his help and jokes. keefe loves the alchemy advice, especially when it's dex teaching him, because dex somehow just knows all the right wording to get it to click in his brain

keefe made dex a stuffed tomple since he couldn't have a real one. it lives on dex's bed now

the triplets love love looooove keefe. there's one night where keefe and dex watch the triplets so kesler and juline can have a night out and keefe has a ridiculous amount of fun, because they're his level of chaos and he's always wanted siblings

keefe also doodles the triplets silly things to make them laugh when he remembers and has time to. dex always takes higher priority for that though, but he won't admit it to them

there's a wall with the dizznee kids' heights and ages etched onto it. kesler puts keefe on there one day too. keefe almost cries

one day, dex tells keefe that the reason why there's always his favorite desserts is because juline asked him for a list of his favorite foods once. keefe almost cries

at one point, dex hails him over and says he has a surprise. keefe's expecting some crazy experiment, but is instead greeted with a robotic gulon that moves just like the real thing and makes realistic gulon noises. he laughs his ass off. and then. keefe cries

let's just say after that, if keefe had been wearing lipstick dex's face would be c o v e r e d in it

(personally i headcanon keefe as being bi, while dex is an oriented aroace. keefe loves giving kisses, dex doesn't mind receiving but can't give, and keefe respects that boundary :] )

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With the 4th of August just around the corner, I was thinking about a little something The Tapestry does that I really like and that is its portrayal of how it is to be a weird lonely little nerd.

Warning comically huge rant. I wasn't planning for it to be this long. I do not know what possessed me. It's 2:30 in the morning.

In Homestuck proper, the beta kids are also lonely kids who only really have eachother, however Homestuck's setting kind of obscures this fact because Beta Earth, really, truly, feels empty. Unless there is something I'm forgetting (I haven't read actual Homestuck in a while, oops. I should really re-read.) Beta Earth is just normal 2009 Earth. And you can see that if you look at all of the cultural references in it. Earth Beta isn't empty because all of John's shitty movies had to have been produced by someone, because someone had to have been frequenting Bro's weird puppet porn website, because we literally see other human beings talk trough the Internet on Dad's PDA and such (I wonder whatever happened to fedoraFreak haha). Beta Earth isn't objectively empty, of course. Yet it feels like so, because its main cast seems to only superficially exist in it. You could probably assume John, Rose and Dave all went to school (funnily enough I looked it up and April 13th 2009 was a Monday. Damn brats, skipping middle school so they can contribute to the creation of a new Universe.) because that's what kids their age do (Jade doesn't count for obvious reasons). Yet we never really seem to see or hear about all that. These kids only interact with eachother and their guardians (well, the living ones anyway), and so it's hard to see Beta Earth as a planet with a living breathing ~6880 billion humans on it. It's really more of a cardboard cutout of Earth, where the idea of culture and people is there, but none of the moving parts are present.

And so, it really feels like, even though Jade is the only one who is actually secluded, all 4 kids live in isolation, their only window to social interaction being their computers and the Pester Chum client. It feels like John, Rose, Dave and Jade are the only real individuals on Earth, because even their guardians don't feel like much more than placeholders or just vessels for one joke or stereotype. And this makes it seem like the kids are placed in this impossible full yet empty world, which is not something any of us are living in (I hope so!).

Most lonely people aren't alone . You can't say Homestuck's portrayal of loneliness, especially at that young pre-teen to teen age is accurate because it literally feels like the cast is alone (sans Jade bla bla I said this already) and so of course they'd be lonely. In any case, it portrays being lonely (take a shot everytime I write this word. Or don't! It depends on how suicidal you're feeling at this particular moment) all the same, just in a different (and less likely) way.

And with that bigger than I expected speil about Homestuck out of the way, let's get to the actual post. It has been said already the The Tapestry is an amazing MSPFA on so many fronts, but I'll say it again, just because it deserves it. The Tapestry is great, go read it if you haven't.

The main cast of the comic (sadly not counting Sedranovel, Limeweld and Expanaiver. I know they're technically also protagonists but they just.... don't really fit the idea I'm trying to portray here. Sorry!) is also 4 youths who play a God Damn Game. They're aliens too, but they're "like a human but..." type of alien, so their world is not all that different form ours. And a thing you'll notice right away as you start reading the comic is the emphasis that is placed on the worldbuilding, from the grand aspects like the the Solar System on the alien world and its geographical and political structure to the minute aspects like a mecha anime or the educational system of just one of many nations. Right of the bat, unlike Beta Earth, Siltsphere is bustling with life, culture, conflict. It helps that we also get to literally see other setyrs, lots of them in fact. It's nice eye candy, since they're usually part of the huge sweeping landscape scenery porn pages, but it's also a stark reminder of what is at stake. All of the supernatural fuckery afoot now affects not only the protagonists but also a planets entire civilization.

And yet, the main cast seems to gravitate towards eachother only. And unlike in Homestuck, we know that they have acquaintances and that they talk to others. Sosav mentions her neighbors, Handa makes friends with the pagan kids at his school, Deime tries (and fails) to connect with his countrymen. They have a form of social lives, each different, but they exist and they acknowledge the existence of a complex world with lots of real individuals. But they're all best friends with eachother. Oenia mentions that she doesn't really have friends outside of the other 3 and I think this is true for all of them.

Each off the 4 main characters is a bit weird and they're all definitely huge nerds. That is to say, they're all very passionate about their interests. And, sadly, intense passion, especially when directed at something not viewed as necessary to society, can sometimes be very alienating. Because most of the time it's hard to find someone who shares the same spark of love for that thing. I think Handa illustrates this problem the best, what with his... I want to say inferiority complex but that sounds kind of mean haha. He definitely loves history and art, and he is good at them too. Excellent, really. And yet, we hardly see him proud of his achievements. Because he thinks that his talents are a waste of time and energy, because they're not "necessary". Because those passions don't prepare you for a "real job". Because the world goes round thanks to the work of scientists, not artists. This is all really relatable to me personally, to a scarily accurate degree. And this sort of thinking is sisyphean, really. Because you'll reach a high where you think you did good, where you look at your art and say "wow, I've gotten better, this genuinely looks good!", but then the little shitty voice at the back of your mind will remind you that drawing won't help you solve cancer or launch rockets or whatever and therefore you're useless to society. And if this thinking sounds dramatic that's because that's how it is. Sosav literally calls Handa out on this, which shines a light on the fact that, since Handa lives in an almost-utopia society, he really shouldn't have to worry about stuff like that. And he shouldn't, but he does, because this line of thinking doesn't make sense anyway!

I wrote all that just for one of the characters! Imagine if sat down to dissect the others too. I could write 3 different posts just about Deime. But I won't because then I'll probably forget what the point of the post actually is. Yeah, there's a point. Remember the point? Jesus.

The point about being a lonely stupid nerdy kid. Like I said before, being super into something can sort of isolate you from your peers, because it's just hard to connect with those you don't have a lot in common with. But that doesn't mean you won't talk. You'll greet eachother, have meaningless conversations about whatever during recess, maybe you'll even hang out outside of school. But, really, there will never be anything there. Because it just feels like your brains are wired differently. Of course, I feel like the parallel to neurodiversity is starting to become obvious here. I'd say more, but I'm not an expert and while I do suspect that I am neurodivergent myself, I was never and probably will never be diagnosed by a professional, so I can't really say I'm in a position to write about this.

That's how you become lonely without being alone. And it's worse, because you'll see the people (or setyrs, I guess) in front of you and they're your age, and they're just like you, and they're going trough the same life experiences, but there just isn't any spark there. The thread to connect to them just isn't long enough.

That's why you need other weirdo nerds in your life. And thank fuck for the Internet. Because otherwise, where would I be ranting into the void about some fancomic to probably one or two people, or maybe just myself? Hah.

The main characters are all into very different things and they're from pretty different environments, yet they seem to click together anyway. And it's because I think when you're a passionate nerd, seeing someone just like you makes you admire them. And they don't have to be way better or more skilled than you, they could be just at your level, yet you feel enamoured by their passion nonetheless and they feel the same for you and that's friendship! Handa admires Sosav for her physics knowledge and Oenia for her art improvement, Deime, despite his bickering with Handa, definitely recognizes his (comically potent) art skills and Oenia is amazed by Deime's "search engine skills". It's all really cute. I love it when in bigger groups of friends you can tell that everyone is friends with everyone and they all have unique relationships with eachother.

That being said, I believe that, miraculously, I may be reaching the end of my... whatever this is. This thought vomit. This is mainly just me writing down whatever came to mind with only a rough idea of what I wanted to say. Is more or less a clusterfuck but I did manage to say some things I had on the brain. High chance there's grammar or spelling mistakes in here I didn't catch on my proofread, so sorry for that. Good night 👋 and read da damn comic.

[thecassadilla]

S- Show us an example of your personal headcanon pleasee

Hi love!!! Thank you so much for sending in this ask 💕 I am so thrilled that you decided to ask me this, but also a little petrified because I feel like I started to view some of my headcanons as actual canon and blurred the lines lol oops. It actually took me forever to compile this list because I had to dig down deep inside my brain and try to separate canon from headcanon lol. But take everything listed below with a grain of salt, these headcanons are exclusive to me/my line of thinking and anyone reading this is entitled to agree or disagree to whatever extent they so choose! I also couldn't pick only one headcanon, and now that I think of it, I'm not even sure I answered this ask correctly 😅 but I hope you like my answers regardless!

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)

I headcanon Kristoff as a Taurus. I know this is probably a divisive headcanon, but Tauruses are hardworking, stubborn, logical, loyal, and dependable, and to me, that sounds exactly like Kristoff. I personally headcanon his birthday to be April 24th, and I've kept that continuity going in several fics of mine. Plus, Tauruses mesh really well with Cancers, and Anna is a canonically Gemini/Cancer cusp sooo it works out XD

Another headcanon I have is that Anna gets motion sick fairly easily, but Kristoff is always there to comfort her/try to make her feel better. I think she does well in Sven's sleigh and on horseback, but if she had to spend a long time in a horse drawn carriage or on a boat (or on theme park rides in a modern au), she'd get sick. Kristoff would dote on her, though; rubbing her back, and getting her water and bread/crackers, and helping her clean herself up/generally feel better.

Okay this one borders on being canon (maybe from one of the books?) and I feel like it's very widely accepted in the fandom, but I totally headcanon Anna and Kristoff having a huge family. Like, at least 5 kids. And they dote on each and every one of them, giving them the attention and love that was lacking from their own respective childhoods.

This headcanon is kind of 🔥spicy🔥 so viewer discretion is advised...but I think Anna would try to playfully tease Kristoff from across the table while they're hosting a bunch of important political figures/dignitaries. Like she'll slip her shoe off, and slide her foot up his leg/thigh from across the table just to see him get all flustered/sweaty/freaked out in front of all of those important people and increase the tension between them knowing that it will take hours for that tension to be released lol. Anna loves to watch him squirm, but Kristoff finds creative ways to get back at her and make her equally flustered/frustrated/tense in front of all of their guests lol (I have more specific ideas for this, but my brain short-circuited while answering this ask and I couldn't think of them off the top of my head...come back at a later date for more info XD or maybe I'll turn this into a fic somewhere down the line lol who knows)

Another headcanon I have is that Anna steals all of Kristoff's clothes for herself because they smell like him and she likes how big and cozy they are compared to her clothes lol. But Kristoff doesn't mind because he likes how she looks in his clothes ;)

Okay the last headcanon I have (for this ask, because this is all I can think of at the moment lol) is that I totally think that both Anna and Kristoff share physical touch as their primary love language, and quality time as their secondary love language. Like, in my head, they just want to be around each other and loving on each other all the time. When they're around other people, the PDA is kept to a minimum (see headcanon #4 for a sneaky way around this lol), but they're always finding little ways to touch the other - whether their hands/feet are brushing together at the table, or they're holding hands while walking from one meeting to another, or one of them has their hand on their others arm when they're sitting together. And then in private, they just can't keep their hands off each other lol they're always hugging, kissing, laying on top of each other, combing the others hair with their fingers - they're just constantly doing whatever they can do to be close to one another and show the other how much they love them.

Thank you SO MUCH for this ask!!!! 💕💕💕 I know I went a little overboard, and didn't really include any prompts. Do you have any personal headcanons that you'd like to share?

[dysfunctionalcereal]

Vlad x Ena (2)

i meant to post this yesterday but,, i forgot rip djfhjs also?? sometimes i feel as though my representation of vlad is kinda,, iffy?? i guess???? i can never tell if it's too ooc or not but wtv i had fun making this, enjoy lol

How it Happens: Okay, so this one’s a bit complicated. Originally, Ena was only polite to Vlad because of Charles, however, after she found out the two of them were vampires she was instantly infatuated. It wasn't quite love, it was simply her curiosity needing to understand a pureblooded vampire. Meanwhile, from the first time they met, Vlad was incredibly intrigued by Ena. He could tell she had a lot of inner turmoil and secrets, some of which might be just as dark as his. Vlad’s the one who incited things, which was easily reciprocated. Ena was the one who confessed though, it was very straightforward and the honesty just made him like her more.

Handling Conflict: He doesn't try to start arguments but Vlad’s morals being what they are causes the occasional falling out. In these instances, Ena’s usually the first to apologize; Vlad practically worships the ground she walks on but he's still a stubborn man. That's not to say he won't apologize first, but it's typically Ena as she despises the conflict. Despite this, Ena takes time to forgive in most instances since she just can't see eye-to-eye with her lover.

Relationship Attitude: These two are both extremely dedicated to each other and everyone knows it. Ena doesn't mind PDA but Vlad doesn't really like to do too much in public, he prefers to save all his energy and affection to spoil Ena when they're alone. This isn't to say he doesn't like her greeting/parting hugs and kisses though because he's a real sucker for them.

Showing Affection: Both believe that actions speak louder than words, however, they're very charismatic and a compliment or words of affirmation are always welcome. Vlad’s usually the initiator, being the more dominant one, but they both give and receive mostly equal parts.

Dealing with Jealousy: Vlad deals with jealousy in ways that would upset Ena if she found out, so it's a good thing she hasn't! Which is shocking, seeing how easily jealous he gets when it comes to... Well, anything or anyone, but, at the end of the day, he fully trusts her. On the other hand, Ena doesn't get jealous often; when Ena gets jealous, she just wants Vlad’s undivided attention and affection.

Attachment: Vlad is very overprotective of Ena, he doesn't want to suffocate her but he wants the whole world to know that she is his and he is hers. He's fairly independent, he has his moments of anxiety but, more often than not, he's jealous. Now, Ena’s definitely different here. While she's fairly relaxed, she's constantly riddled with anxiety. She values him far more than she values herself – which he quite obviously hates, they're working on it – and just can't bear losing him.

[myrddin-wylt]

I feel like i have to talk about korean couples because i can see caroline and yong soo doing these things(that or im heavily biased):

- matching couple outfits. very important, you will occasionally see a korean couple wearing matching outfits or colors

- depends on caroline's boundaries, but another big thing is PDA. just a while ago i saw a couple at the mall and the boyfriend did the thing where he drapes an arm around his girlfriend and pulls her closer while walking

- aegyo voice. you know when people baby their pets? and they use that cutesy voice? its like that, but aegyo is used by parents towards their kids, towards dogs, and couples towards each other, yong soo would absolutely do that to caroline but also get flustered if she calls him a petname

there are different levels of aegyo though, so not the super baby one that idols use lol

yeah they absolutely do couples matching outfits but like, rarely intentionally? they just have incredibly similar fashion sense: bomber jackets, athleisure, long black coats, baseball jackets, jeans in any style you can imagine, ripped jeans, Hanbok-style jackets if they're in Korea, etc etc, and at some point Caroline got Yong Soo a matching bomber jacket because she thought it'd be funny, and he got her some athleisure wear stuff in the same color and brand as what he got himself because he just likes that brand/color, and then they got matching baseball jackets at the game they went to together, and suddenly a third of Caroline's wardrobe matches Yong Soo's and they're just ????? it was supposed to be a joke!

(also the reason it took so long for me to answer this ask is because this question made me think about Caroline and Alfred's taste in fashion and then I went down a hell of a rabbit hole so. more on that later.)

Caroline's opinion on PDA 100% depends on context, but just hanging out casually like at a mall? yeah she'd be fine with that. she likes to be cuddled. mind you, that would be about the extent of what she'd be okay with, but she'd find it very endearing. but if he tried that in like, a formal setting - especially a political one - she'd be very angry. and then he's probably not going to get any kind of affection from her at all, regardless of context. at least for awhile. I don't really see Yong Soo doing something that obnoxious though, unless he just really wanted to flex on Kiku.

yup. yup. if the level of aegyo is reasonably low-key, yup. Caroline thinks it's really cute when he does it and that it fits him (not in an immature way) but rarely does it herself unless she's joking or annoyed. in fact, she's much more likely to do it if she's annoyed or thinks he's just done/said something incredibly stupid.

it is worth mentioning that her sweet talk - when she's being genuine - is almost always in various southern accents and it takes Yong Soo by surprise every time. he definitely gets called 'sugar' though. like if she calls anyone sugar it'd be him.

[cypanache]

4, 7, 12, 13, 22, and 27 of the ship ask game (because these were too cute and i couldn’t pick between them) for obidala. :)

Yay new ship asks! I’ve been working on Trap and they’ve been so cute in this section. So I will continue answering on behalf of that version. Thank you for giving me an opportunity to imagine more of their alt-happy ending before I have to break them:

4. What’s their favorite sleeping/cuddling positions? Padme is the big spoon. I mentioned this in the last post but by the time they get together Obi-Wan has almost died one to many times for her comfort. So she likes to shelter him with her entire body. And woebetide anyone who tries to get through.

7. Who is the more romantic one? They are each fairly romantic in entirely different ways. Obi-Wan is thoughtful and service oriented. He knows exactly what’s going on with Padme and when she’s been pushing herself to hard. He’s always the one to get her to step away. He’ll draw her a bath, bring her tea, rub her feet. Little things in the ordinary course of their days. Padme is all about the gesture. She’s preoccupied most of the time and she knows it. But she also never wants Obi-wan to doubt how wanted he is. So she goes big and difficult. A rare force text she had to negotiate two treaties just to purchase. Nine kinds of tea from across the galaxy which may have required reopening a trade route. She wants him to know it took effort so he’ll understand how worth the trouble she finds him.

12. Who gets up the earliest? Who has the worst sleep schedule? Who is the sleepiest?

Obi-Wan gets up earliest to meditate but then he’ll slip back in bed afterwards to spend it cuddled up with Padme. Padme cannot stand to stay in bed once she’s awake. So she’s usually the first one fully up. Padme had the worst sleep schedule after years of flipping back and forth between Coruscant and Naboo plus all those political gatherings. Neither of them are particularly 'sleepy' people. Though Obi-Wan can sleep literally anywhere, and Padme despises him for it. On the other hand Obi-Wan had basically crossed over into a state of exhaustion so deep he didn't recognize it for what it was until he started to come out of it. So Padme's murderous impulses whenever she sees him sleeping while she's still trying to get comfortable and turn her brain off are usually tempered by this wash of gratitude that he's finally getting some rest, and everyone stays safe.

13. What’s their opinions on PDA?

They are very much in favor of it. They just are very bad at it. Like seriously these two waited so long to just really touch each other with any sort of intent, that everything feels like PDA to them. (They're also very good at intense eye sex, and explicit silences, or the ever popular 'not safe for work' touch that doesn't actually happen). They'll go to parties and Obi-Wan will put his hand on her low back for like five seconds, and this is basically foreplay. Padme will apologize profusely to her friend later for them being so obnoxiously handsy . . . her friend will just look at her like she's insane.

22. How do they apologize after arguments?

Mostly they don't, simply because while they're both passionate and resolute in argument, they're not cruel. Neither one of them are the type to lash out with the specific intention to hurt and both of them can take a hit. So even when their arguments get heated, they usually are doing so from a place of respect for the other and they can see that. They're both confident enough in who they are as people to accept that they will not always agree and handle that.

But in the rare cases emotions run high enough that they need to step away and come back they're pretty matter of fact about it. No gestures or gifts, just a simple sincere apology and being prepared to listen to the other.

27. Who would propose? What would their wedding be like?

Obi-Wan does. Padme wanted to. Almost did about ten times and stopped herself out of a desire to respect any lingering qualms he might have from his Jedi upbringing. Then one evening Obi-Wan's watching her get ready for bed and he just asks, almost shyly "Would you ever consider marrying me?" Padme nearly falls out her chair at the realization that she's gone and fallen in love with such an idiot.

There is the wedding Padme plans and the wedding they actually have. Padme plans the most elaborate damn wedding Naboo has ever seen. It is the galactic event of the year. She intends to invite the entire order, and the gungans, most of the senate (not Palpatine). Every handmaiden who has ever stood with her will give her away. She has four wardrobe changes and they all mean something. People are going to remember and know that she went married this Jedi. He's hers.

The wedding they actually have after she sees the look of unmitigated horror in Obi-Wan's eyes when he sees the sketches. Is cliffside in the palace gardens where she sat with him after Qui-Gon died. The council does attend, as well as Anakin, and all of Padme's handmaidens. Bail and Mon come but she leaves the rest of the senate off. She's flexible and willing to compromise while she keeps working on his aversion to spectacle (she's seen him fight, there's a showman in there somewhere she knows it). And she plans on there being many many many anniversaries to work with in the future.

[betty-bourgeoisie]

feel free to decline , but would you be willing to share more ameice hcs ?

Anyday and everyday man!

-They are very low-key about their relationship in public, and most of the other nations don't even know they're dating

-In fact, whether or not they're "dating" at all is a point of debate among their close friends and family since they mostly refer to each other with platonic terms like "dude" and "bro" and they are both way too allergic to pda to even do as much as hold hands in public

-In private, Alfred likes doing big romantic gestures to show his love (reciting love poems, filling the bedroom with roses, that sort of thing). Emil tends to view these things as more campy and funny than romantic but he still enjoys them.

-They have a lot of shared interests including bird watching, farming, music theory, poetry, and geology

-Emil is a lot better at navigating political language and strategy than Alfred is and it's not uncommon for Al to ask him for help when it comes to dealing with political issues

-On the other hand, Alfred is a lot better at basic people skills and social interactions than Emil and often ends up acting as Emil's social buffer at parties and meetings (This isn't to say that Al is actually good at social interaction, just better at it than his incredibly introverted boyfriend)

-About 50% of their dates involve in-depth conversations about soil erosion, the other 50% involve getting stoned out of their minds - sometimes if it's a really good date they'll do both

-Emil, being able to see spirits and mythical creatures, has taken it upon himself to make friends with the ghosts living in Alfred's attic. Alfred doesn't like that there are ghosts in his attic to begin with.

-Alfred thinks it's crazy that in Iceland you can buy volcanos as private property. Emil thinks it's nuts that the U.S put an entire national park inside of a caldera. They both agree that lava doesn't taste as good as it looks.

[having-conniptions]

KinnPorsche ep 8 Rewatch Rambles:

🥺🥺🥺 it starts with them snuggling, I already can't take it 🥺❤️

Morning breath lmao so domestic

And the soft kisses 🥺❤️

HAHAHA THE FRANTIC SCRAMBLING TO LOOK LIKE THEY TOTALLY DIDN'T JUST WAKE UP TOGETHER

"I called him in for punishment" "was it very rough?" "Yes, it was. My legs are still shaking" HAHAHA I CAN'T HOW IS PETE STILL THIS OBLIVIOUS

The way Porsche immediately gets undressed again after Pete leaves lmao

NOT THE BREAD AD LMAO the cheek kiss was cute af tho

And the mismatched sockssssss

Oh yeah... the meeting room scene xD and Porsche's "punishment"

RIP all the stuff on that coffee table, Porsche's shirt and the innocence of that poor window

Yok is such an icon tbh

Jom the love guru xD

"Love is love. Love wins." 🏳️‍🌈😭❤️

Porsche has no clue how to date, awww bless him

"Why are you so darn cute?" SIR I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME

The casual clothing, the soft kisses, Kinn's carefree attitude towards PDA, Porsche trying to get the perfect photo of their food and making Kinn do funny poses and faces, their little selfie session, Porsche just trying to make the date perfect but also worrying about PDA because he can feel people staring,........ idk it just does a lot of things to my heart

And Kinn is so gentle and patient with him 🥺❤️🥺❤️

If you haven't watched the bts of the entire date you're missing out, so much MileApo cuteness

Detective Kim best Kim

The phone 🥺 idk if it's that cute I mean it's kinda possessive but when you remember none of the bodyguards are allowed to have phones at all it's actually really sweet

Fr tho how tf did Tawan appear and disappear that quickly

When they hid in the pool xD RIP Porsche's new phone I guess?

Porsche & Pete being besties 🥺❤️

"I think he looks way too polite to kill anyone" Porsche are you sure

PORSCHE'S DRAWING HAHAHA and Pete going "if I saw someone looking like that irl I'd be scared too"

Porsche. Pete. Leave playing detective to Kim. Lmao

Hahahahaha Porsche going through Kinn's hookups tho

"If it's this guy, I'm going to have to use a different gun" and it cuts to Porsche limping into his and Pete's room, looking disheveled and covered in hickeys AND PETE GOES "YOU SHOULD BLOCK WITH YOUR ARMS" Pete you're too precious

NOT THE DICK TALISMAN LMAO

Chay's persistence is so cute

And so his his song awwww

The "I forgot my guitar strap" flamingo stance, "let me know what you think, bye-bye",.... HE IS SO PRECIOUS PROTECT THIS CINNAMON ROLL AT ALL COSTS

Kim's face when he realizes he's catching feelings tho

"Kok kek kok kek" will never not be funny

Hahaha Porsche wants to stay up with Pete & Tankhun bc he's scared of ghosts and they end up watching horror movies this man just has no luck whatsoever

Just realized they're watching on iQIYI and I'm watching KP on iQIYI this is iQIYIception

Scared Porsche is hilarious but GET UR DIRTY SHOES OFF THE DAMN SOFA

Time for the magic dildo phallic sculpture talisman

Ugh the whole Tawan storyline just stresses me out tbh

KP at the temple together tho 🥺❤️ Kinn in that white shirt 😍 but of course Tawan has to show up ughhhhh

[damn-daemon]

And all odds for Kaia and Obi-Wan (yes I’m bringing them back I miss them)

I know next to nothing about them at this point, but here we go...

Who would end a heated argument by defending their actions with 'because I love you!'?

Definitely Obi-Wan. That man wears his heart on his sleeve, he just doesn't know it.

3. Do they wear the other's clothes?

Well, no. That would be awkward in the Jedi Temple haha

5. Describe their cozy night in.

Passed out on the couch before they even get to do anything because they work themselves to the bone and have no structured sleep schedule.

7. Would they build a pillow fort together just because?

Uh, no.

9. What are their thoughts on having children?

Well, they're Jedi, so they don't. That said, they have enough "children" to deal with as it is. *cough* Anakin *cough* Yeah, he counts for like five kids.

11. Do either try to hide their emotions if upset? Can the other still tell?

None of these questions really work for Jedi, huh? They always try to hide their emotions, but Obi-Wan and Kaia have a strong enough bond that they can always sense when the other is distressed.

13. Who's the bigger tease?

Both. We know how Obi-Wan flirts, and she knows all his tricks.

15. Do they always say 'I love you' before leaving?

Well, no, cause Jedi. Also, they don't need to. They **know**

17. Who's more likely to pull the other in by the waist and kiss them passionately?

I'd say Kaia. She's all about taking action.

19. How do they feel about PDA?

*cough* Jedi *cough* but damn do they wish they could sometimes.

21. Who would get into a fight to defend the other's honor? Who tends to the other's wounds?

They would both defend one another, no doubt, but not via fight. Words mostly. Kaia is definitely tending to wounds. That's what she does.

23. Who's more likely to convince the other to stay in bed come morning?

Shockingly, Obi-Wan.

25. Do they have any hobbies they share?

Political banter lol. And hatred of flying.

27. Who is the light weight that needs to be taken care of after the party?

I feel like Obi-Wan could totally hold his liquor, and I fully blame it on Qui-Gon. So, Kaia would be the light weight.

29. Who is more likely to jump in an elevator? Who freaks out?

Is that a thing? I mean, Obi-Wan is likely to jump *out* of an elevator.

31. Can they sit side by side without touching the other or are they handsy?

Well, they've perfected the art of resisting certain urges. That said, I don't think they'd need to constantly touch one another anyway. Also, they have a Force bond, so they're cheating anyway.

33. Who's the better cook?

Honestly? Neither. They're both terrible.

35. Who's more artistic?

Probably Kaia.

37. Which is more likely to swear?

I think it's equal. They're both the sort of person who thinks of creative insults but when they're at a loss it's just "well, shit."

39. Who would rescue an injured animal and nurse it back to health? What would the other think?

Kaia. And it doesn't matter what he thinks, they're keeping it.

41. Which one would take their jacket off and drape it over the other one because they were visibly shivering?

Honestly, if one is cold, then so is the other because they probably did something stupid that involved them falling into the water.

43. Who would give their life for the other without a second thought?

Oh please, they'd both do it.

45. Can they fall asleep without each other?

They'd die of sleep deprivation if they couldn't.

47. Does either of them have a secret that could potentially ruin their relationship?

lol their relationship *is* the secret that could ruin, well, their relationship. They're absurdly honest with one another. There are no secrets, save for the ones they keep from everyone else.

49. Does either of them have a hard time being away from the other?

Again, not really. Not the way their relationship is. They can be apart from one another for long periods of time. They've adapted to it. As long as they know the other is out there, they're fine.

51. What's a non-verbal way they say I love you?

Straightening out one another's robes. It's not much, but it is a brief physical interaction they can have without it meaning anything to anyone else. It's their way of saying "I'm here, even if I can't be."

53. Would they ever go skinny dipping?

Not seriously, although I'm not saying there weren't bets involving the Room of a Thousand Fountains.

55. Do they like watching clouds or star gazing?

I don't think they see the stars the way most people would. I think they're gazes would be turned toward the earth instead.

57. Whose the serious one when grocery shopping and who likes to toss random things in the cart?

Oh, Kaia is the random shopper. You know Obi-Wan has a list and a gameplan when he shops.

59. Who tops? Who bottoms?

Obi-Wan is def the bottom in this relationship.

[slumpcd]

♡ manu & valeria

who asked who out first? he def did ... like that girl won't ask a boy out first. no way. who went in for the first kiss? ouhh could've been either? like i feel like it would be possible that val just went for it like ... come on, lets forget the politeness and just let us fuck already. who gives the other nicknames? hmm both... who cooks the meals? neither. val is far from the housewife kind of girl and she hates being in the kitchen. he def would have to be the one cooking. she can be there and look cute and distract him. who has better taste in music? val most def think she has the best taste. who hogs the bed? manu !!! she will wake up in the middle of the night with him having taken all the place in bed. like she really has to use all her strength to push him away. who wakes up first? neither, both sleeps in. who makes the coffee? okay that's one thing val can offer. some good ass coffee. strong and black. who's the big spoon? manuuuu ofc. who stays up the latest? both, they're def known to pull some all nighters and just not care. who reaches for who's hand? since they're both v possessive and love being physical. who's a fan of pda? both. they loving showing everyone else that they belong to each other. who snores? both give me snoring energy heheheh. who gets annoyed more easily? lmao both but i do feel like manu has been more patient recently. she has been freaking out more. who initiates sex? i mean clearly both ... but i feel like it's been more val?? maybe to like get back to where they want. strengthen their bond again kinda. who asks who for their hand in marriage? it would have to be him. and val wants him to ask her. they're ride or die. as long as they live she wanna be by his side. my muse's favorite memory of yours? is it bad if i say it's probably one of the times when they're just going crazy and fucking somewhere in semi public lmao?? or like maybe their first date. a regret my muse has regarding yours? well, the cheating. she worries that it will stain their relationship for life. like it will never go back to the way things were. if they could change one thing? she would go back in time. not the do the things she did. their love language according to my muse? physical touch !!

[tatorthots]

— KNY || Favorite Kisses

Pairings: Hashiras x gn!reader

=͟͟͞͞♡ Warnings: aged!up 19+, nsfw, fluff, MDNI, pet names, slight angst (only Shinobu)

=͟͟͞͞♡ Synopsis: the types of kisses the Hashiras love to give you

=͟͟͞͞♡ a/n: besties this was just supposed to be pure fluff with super sweet moments between y/n and the Hashiras but now here we are 🧍🏻‍♀️

GYOMEI

The back of your hand.

Gyomei is very much a traditional romantic

Which is why he specifically loves hand kisses because they're a very easy way to show pda without being too frisky or making you or anyone around uncomfortable. Respectful king

It’s a mannerism that can be done as courtesy, politeness, respect, admiration or devotion. it's such a diverse and gentle gesture that it honestly fits his personality best — Gyomei isn't a theatrical lover, and if anything he finds boasting a relationship is a guise of insecurity

That’s not to say he doesn’t show you off, no no he just doesn’t find it necessary to prove anything because he feels secure in your relationship. You’re his greatest blessing, the lover of his dreams, and he shows it. The kindness and patience he offers you is endless and he’s always protecting you. This man would stop at nothing to please you, and nothing or no one can stop him from laying down his life in exchange of yours. You really lucked out y/n >:(

He also does it because he usually always has his hand interlocked with yours. Like I said, The Stone Pillar isn’t big on extravagant forms of pda but that doesn’t mean he’s not affectionate, so a lot of his public displays are more like reassuring or soothing touches. For example, because he’s such a towering man, Gyomei often places you on his lap when there aren’t a any futons or seats available (but even if there is he still likes to have you curled up in the security of his embrace), he also keeps a hand on the small of your back when you’re in crowded areas to help navigate the both of you through it and to make sure you don’t get lost. Though pda isn’t very common, his love language is mostly words of affirmation and acts of service

While we’re on acts of service, this man is an absolute giver in the bedroom. His favorite position is when he’s lying flat on the bed with your body straddling him, but because of his large stature he sometimes has to place his hands on your hips to help you ride him. Your hands are shaky on his broad chest, moaning and crying in pleasure as you sink into his girthy cock, struggling to fit him inside no matter how many times you’ve made love. Your body was worn from the amount of times he's made you cum with his mouth and long digits alone, even overstimulating you a bit until your moans turned into cries. But sensing you wince in pain as you so bravely try to take him in was a sense to behold — he brushes his hand through your locks, complimenting and whispering sweet words. “You’re taking me in so well my light… you’re doing so good riding me like that” tightening his hold on your hips he helps move you, using you as his personal fleshlight until you cum all over his abdomen, the last of your strength leaving with it as you fall limply on his chest. Gently grasping your wrist, he places a passionate kiss on the back of your hand before moving his hips “try to hold on a little longer, we’re not done yet”

SANEMI

Your spine.

It only makes sense that Sanemi's favorite type of kiss is one where he can hide his flustered face

Expressing feelings is this mans actual downfall

And whenever he tries to show displays of affection he ends up doing it in such an aloof and aggressive way that it just comes off looking almost forced, especially if you're in public — but he tries each and everyday to work on it so pls be patient!!

Instead he opts to kiss your spine, so he doesn't feel overwhelmed or exposed. When it comes to pda Sanemi prefers to keep things simple and light (because if you kiss him in public he'll literally explode) so he usually only ever has his arm wrapped around your shoulder/waist or his hands interlaced with yours. Though occasionally he'll sneak in a kiss or two on the back of your neck where your spine starts as he hugs you from behind — but he only does this if you're somewhere more secluded and he's feeling needier than usual

Elaborating on that last note, it's not only his preferred place to kiss because of his shy softer side, it's his favorite because he loves taking a protective stance wrapping his arms around your waist as he pulls you into the security of his embrace — this way he acts like a protective shield so in an unexpected situation where someone attacks from behind, he's the one that'll take the hit

The Wind Pillar is an aggressive, posessive, domineering lover but he'll steal the stars and hunt down every single demon out there with his bare hands if it means keeping you safe and happy. Sanemi’s love is loud in its silence, and there’s no greater insult to him than someone questioning it. In his eyes you don't belong to him, he belongs to you.

The bedroom is where he most displays how much of him is yours. The sound of squelching and skin slapping on skin echoed throughout the room, your body was bent on all fours with your back arched and ass held high. Fresh hand prints stung your ass as your body slammed against Sanemi’s flexing torso. Your throat was parched from your loud moans and pleas of pleasure as your lover hovered behind you, his heavy balls smacking against your skin with each powerful thrust as one hand gripped your waist and the other pulled your hair for balance, "s' fuckin' good for me huh.. heh you just love being filled with my cum, don’t ya? fuckin’ slut" your walls clenched at his taunting words. Growling in pleasure he bent down, lowering himself to place a delicate kiss right on the center of your spine as he filled you once more and you came undone, "that's right baby.. s' all yours, every last drop." he cooed as his hand trailed back down between your thighs

OBANAI

Your shoulder blade.

There’s something about kissing someone’s shoulder blade that feels so intimate

It’s like declaring your raw devotion to someone without having to say anything , and actions like this are when subtlety speaks loudest — especially for Obanai

Shoulder kisses are somewhat of an earning pass as well as status for him, given that this type of affection is mostly only done between couples who've already built a strong foundation and are deeply in love. Two things the Serpent Pillar has confidently established with you

Similar to Sanemi, Obanai has a hard time displaying affection — of course, not as much as the latter but this raven-haired Hashira gets all the more finicky and shy about it. As a result he's not very into pda and at best he'll hold your hand or brush his arm with yours, but don't let that fool you! This sweet snek boi shows his love in several other ways

because he doesn't show lots of physical signs of affection in public he opts to reassure you of his feelings by buying you lots of gifts and trinkets. His gifts would range widely throughout the beginning of his courtship with you, closely observing your reaction to them until he figures out what gifts you like best. He's heavily observant and protective of you as well

While we're on the topic of being protective, most times Obanai kisses your shoulder it's usually due to one of two reasons: one of you are about to embark on a mission for a few days or he's feeling particularly possessive or jealous — in which case he'll kiss or even lightly bite your shoulder if he feels someone is being too friendly towards his lover. A jealous Obanai is a dangerous Obanai

Lifting your leg over his shoulder, Obanai gripped your waist, his nails digging crescents against your supple skin as he pounded into you relentlessly. The cruelty of his nature showing as he punished you for 'entertaining that civilian scum’ far too long for his liking. It's been hours of him edging and degrading you, pulling your hair and shooting thick ropes of cum in your abused hole — not to mention the scatter of visible marks and bites all over your body. Having edged you to another climax he abruptly stopped his movements, cold eyes glared at you as he sneeringly threatened to leave you like this, mocking you for being too ‘undeserving’ to cum. Clawing at his chest with tears in your eyes you frantically shook your head. Leaning down he licked your shoulder before sinking his teeth down and drawing blood, lapping it with his tongue he chuckled, "Beg me to stay."

MITSURI

Your lips.

Mitsuri is the Love Hashira so tbh she kisses you everywhere and anywhere she can reach and it doesn't matter who's around to see, though sometimes she might shy a bit. This sweet girl is just bursting with love to give so it’s only natural for her to display it in any way she can — and she’s does

But her favorite place to kiss you is on the lips

It's in all honesty that Mitsuri absolutely adores your body, often littering soft kisses and chanting loving praises like it's her dying mission and of course, you do your best to reciprocate every last drop of it and she can't get enough!! Pda is common and sometimes an absolute must for this strawberry-haired Hashira, whether it's feeding you some of her food, holding your hand, kissing your cheek, or clinging onto one another, she lives for it all

But to her, sharing a kiss is something done only between lovers, it marks a bold statement that the relationship she has with you is special and unique. They're sweet and gentle, a way to say "hello" "goodbye" or "I love you!"

Because Mitsuri can be generally affectionate and kind to those she deems close like the other Hashiras, a kiss on the lips is even all the more special because it's only offered and reserved to her lover. The cutest thing tho is when you catch her off guard with one, for example, if you're both walking around the Demon Slayer Corps headquarters conversing and laughing and you decide to pull her into an abrupt kiss she will MELT!!! so pls do it often!

Mitsuri's kisses come in many forms, but there's a stark difference between her usual kisses and her more private ones. Her gentle butterfly-like pecks switch to more passionate, needy ones as she parts her soft lips to glide her tongue across yours in a heated exchange of saliva and desire. She'll pull and tug at your bottom lip and even involuntarily bruise them if you reach your hand down to slide across her wet folds. Moaning into your mouth she'd pant and cry out your name when you dip a digit inside, pumping them in and out of her spongey walls, her slick on your fingers as the room fills with lewd sounds of squelching, "a-ahh y/n—!! p-please.. more..!" your other hand gropes and squeezes her bouncy breasts as your thumb rubs her swollen clit until she squirts all over your hand, kissing her once more for a job well done

RENGOKU

Your forehead.

Forehead kisses with Rengoku are x8000000

This kind of kiss is most often given to show care, affection, apology, or protection, so a forehead kiss feels like an ‘I've got you,’ or ‘you're safe here,’ kiss — it indicates the emotional closeness between ones relationship

In a deeper sense, it's like a silent declaration that he feels responsible for taking care of you and wants you to feel safe with him. It doesn't matter how strong you are, and it doesn't matter if your strength parallels that of an upper moon, he's your protecter now and forever

The pure warmth that radiates off of his plush lips can almost rival the heat of the Flame Pillars fighting style as he lovingly places a kiss on the temple of your head. It feels as if he's kissing your thoughts, ideas, and you as a being — not just a physical body

Rengoku never shies away from demonstrating his burning love for you, and how could you expect him to? He's full of passion! A man in love!! It doesn't matter if you're out in public or even in front of crowded streets, this man will gush and fret over you any chance he gets so be prepared to be pampered in as much love and adoration as possible

He also specifically has a soft spot for them because they were the first form of affection he could give you before the both of you actually started a relationship

In the bedroom, Rens favorite position is missionary and it's all due to his greedy need to memorize and etch each and every facial express he coaxes out of you as his flushed red tip kisses your core. Rutting into you he presses both your legs up against your chest to shove his girthy length in deeper, his golden eyes darken with lust as you moan and cry in pleasure. Sharp eyes dart to your flushed face wincing in discomfort at the new angle, struggling to take him in deeper and it only prompts him to move in faster, harder until his name is the only thing left floating in your pretty little fucked out head. Once your voice hitches and your walls tighten around him he'll know you’re close to climax, "hmm look at you my little flame, so pretty.. like you were meant to be filled with my cock buried deep inside you, hm?" eyes half-lidded he'd continue to tease and praise you as his hand moves down to stimulate your sex. He leans himself down to press his forehead on yours, peering into your eyes with as much love as he can muster “My life is yours y/n” his voice gently coos as his hips snap into you mercilessly, lifting his head up he places a soft kiss on your temple as you wail out in pleasure, orgasming all over his torso

MUICHIRO

Your neck.

To this lost boy, neck kisses are the epitome of affections. They signify a direct connection to passion and they're a definite way to prove that he’s your lover

By nature Muichiro is a very subtle partner and he's often in a daze or too caught up in his own head to remember to be affectionate — and to be honest, he's not the best at understanding physical forms of endearment

But that doesn't mean that he loves you any less! far from that actually. This Hashiras love language is quality time over physical displays so most tender moments between you two is through the prior, but touch-wise he's always leaning or touching you when he's around you

Whether that's lacing his slender fingers with yours, leaning his body on you, lazily looping his arm around any limb he can reach or resting his head on your lap as he stares up at the clouds — he somehow always gravitates towards you (huh maybe he is kinda set in the physical dept.) neck kisses are common because they're really easy access to him; mostly because he’s usually always draping his body against you as he nuzzles his face on the crook of your neck and subconsciously he tends to place chaste kisses on it

These special neck pecks are also very common even in public. It's one of the few forms of pda that Muichiro isn't too shy to exhibit even tho this one can be considered somewhat frisky, but it's all in genuine fondness to him and he could care less what others think because he never notices them anyways

His kisses can be soft and feather-like or rough and needy depending on his mood and in the bedroom it can vary a lot. Usually, he prefers to have you snuggly straddling his lap as his hot body rests flush against the cool headboard, snaking his arms around your waist he practically gets mesmerized by your bouncing figure, taking his veiny length in so well. His mouth latches onto your hardened nipple, he swirls his hot tongue, nibbling and sucking on your nub before letting go with a pop. Pulling your body closer to his, his buried cock twitches inside of you as he feels your chest press against him, his breathes become short and uneven, "s..shit... you're a dream y/n..ah riding me so w-well!" Nuzzling his face in the nape of your neck he bites and sucks on your neck to muffle his groans as he cums his hot seed deep inside you

SHINOBU

Your chest.

Specifically your sternum — the very middle of your chest where your heart rests

Shinobu had spent so many years forcing a smile no matter how she felt that she forgot what it was like to actually feel something stir within her, demanding begging to be set free, and at first it scared her. She's lost so much already, what if she loses someone else too? She won't be able to handle that

But whenever she saw you, heard your laugh or felt your warm touch caress her pale skin, she felt her heart start to pound, quicken, tighten, race, all things she never thought she’d feel again — and patiently you coaxed your way through her defenses to find a vulnerable, loud, glimmering love underneath

You were her heart. The one who shared theirs with her when she couldn’t bring herself to have one. So she kisses you most where yours is found, it's her own way of promising herself to you. Kisses are also frequent there because often she’s placed between the safety of your arms as she lays her head on your chest to listen to your steady heartbeat thump against her ear

When you're out in public, Shinobu is somewhat casual with her forms of pda — mostly consisting of soft caresses and small acts of service but one thing that never fails to make your heart flutter is when she kisses her index and middle to gently tap them on your chest. Indirectly giving your heart a kiss since she can't actually place one in public, all the while her lavender eyes pool with love

In the bedroom is when the Butterfly Hashira really takes flight. Her amount of attentiveness and care is unparalleled as she focus on your enjoyment, carefully watching your reactions as she skillfully treads the line between pain and pleasure. Leaving bruising colors in her wake, she'll trail pecks and kisses starting form your jaw all the way until she reaches your chest, "my my aren't we eager? hearing you whine and whimper over the smallest of touches" sighing she glides her thumb across your bottom lip "really, how shameful y/n.." Moving her head down, she continues her assault on your skin as she switches to whispering out sweet nothings and praises. Hovering above your chest she'll place a kiss right where your heart beats rapidly under her touch, all the while smiling to herself

TENGEN

Your wrist.

A pulse point — one that thumps ever so lightly against his lips

Wrist kisses can be an extremely sensitive point of the body, it elegantly depicts a sexual undertone and adoration to the receiver and can easily signal an act of loving affection or lustful neediness

This type of kiss pairs perfectly with the sensual Sound Pillar as well as contradict his flamboyance all at once. Mostly because the act itself is both a low-key gesture as it is a loud confession — but of course his fav gesture is a contradictory expression that’s both complicated and simple, something that just can’t be put into words, now that’s flashy!

Uzui is flashy with his affections and he doesn't back down from any act of pda no matter where he is or what he's doing , the bigger the better. He's often holding, caressing, kissing, or extravagantly claiming you as his lover — but really did you expect anything less? The man has 3 wives after all, each with their own handcrafted forms of pda

With this Hashira you just have to accept his pampering and praise. He lives for the moment, and how could he not show off his beloved s/o to everyone he meets? It's honestly impossible! But he'll respect your feelings if you feel like he's doing too much, just don't expect him to cut back completely

But there's something about wrapping his large hand around your forearm and placing a gentle kiss on your pulse that feels so intimate. As the giver Uzui is silently vowing his devotion to you when doing this, maroon eyes intensely focused on you — it's one of the rare times when he fully and willingly submits to you

Placing your trembling body against his broad chest and between his muscular thighs, Uzui nips and kisses the shell of your ear as he presses his throbbing cock on the curve of your ass to relieve some tension. His silky voice coos and whispers a mixture of degrading and encouraging words as he plays with your sex, overstimulating you until you come undone over and over again. Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you cum all over his slender fingers for the nth time, “how flamboyant my love.. cumming all over me so shamelessly” he pulls his hand up as his other one grasps your jaw, prying it open to shove his coated digits into your mouth forcing you to taste yourself. With teary eyes, and body spasming as you’re hiccuping and babbling he smiles in satisfaction. Releasing his hold on your jaw he’ll trail his fingertips down your arm to bring your wrist to his lips, with a low chuckle he’ll press a warm kiss, "mm.. that's my good little slut" Abruptly pushing you on all fours he hovers over your marked body, his marked body. Aligning himself with your hole, he rubs his blushing tip on your entrance as his large hands caress your waist to hold you in place, “now then … let’s get started”

GIYUU

Your Palm.

Devotion, submission, or adoration?

Palm kisses are highly overlooked and honestly it's a real shame. They symbolize love from an innocent heart, like subtle ways of saying "i give you my heart" or "my life and heart are yours to do what you see fit with"

This type of kiss embodies Giyuu's devotion to you perfectly. It's known to everyone that the Water Pillar is a man of very few words, and he himself is aware of that. He knows he's not good at expressing himself but to be honest it doesn’t really matter because what he can't put into words he supplies in actions

Pda isn't very common and generally he gets too shy and flustered to be overly-affectionate in public. Intimate moments like that should only be reserved in the privacy of closed doors where he doesn't need to hold back

That doesn't mean he avoids pda but at best he only holds your hand or pecks your cheek (but that's only if no one is looking), though you have a little more leisure to show your love for him, just please don't overdo it because he might combust!!

Though kissing the palm of your hand is his most preferred act of affection it's something he saves when the both of you are completely alone or somewhere more secluded, and it's only something he does on rare occasions so the meaning behind it stays impactful — but you have a higher chance of receiving one during sex

You're at the brink of exhaustion, having cummed already for the fourth time in a row. Your body was trembling underneath Giyuu as tears streamed down your flushed cheeks. A light sheen of sweat glistned across your body as wet strands of hair clung to your forehead, at this point you couldn't take anymore. Your body was already bruised and marked, you had hand prints decorating your plump ass and a mixture of your and Giyuus cum leaking from your hole. Weakly lifting your arms up you tried pushing your lover away from you, hiccuping as you begged him to stop but all he did was soften his gaze as he gently carressed your wrist. Staring into your irises he brought your shaky hand up to his lips and placed a loving kiss on your palm, "just one more... you can do that for me, ca-ah.. can't you?"

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