isaactheterrible - Tumblr blog

[isaactheterrible]

I think we should allow men to be nuns and women to be monks and priests, no particular deep philosophical or political reason behind it I simply find that the only thing hotter to me than a male nun is a female priest

[isaactheterrible]

So I've been having this idea on an alternative universe dark!Rudy au

But not like the Rudy x reader but Rudy's evil and he abuses you haha! Kind of way.

Rather,

The story I've been thinking of goes something like this:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Rodolfo Rudy, in his youth, was kidnapped by a cartel due to accidentally becoming a witness to a murder. His tortured ruthlessly and cannot escape but while still in captivity he catches the eye of a rival narco.

The narco, who is like a kind of super sadistic killer for a rival cartel takes Rudy in but instead of abusing him like the other narcos, the narco takes care of him and helps him heal, feeling a kind of connection to Rudy, an unexplored darkness and emptiness only the two of them share.

They end up falling madly in love and having a kind of Bonnie And Clyde romance during Rudy's early twenties. But eventually the narco crosses some kind of moral line, does something particularly horrible and Rudy realizes that while his lover is good to him that doesn't mean they're a good person.

So the two of them break up and Rudy follows canon for a while, joining the military and the Los Vanqueros and even starts dating Alejandro, although on the down low. He also keeps his dark past a secret from everyone.

Now it's been about a decade since Rudy last saw his ex but the narco reemergences as a fellow soldier from a recent collaboration. The thing is, the narco is now a dirty cop and still working for the cartels but Rudy can't tell anyone unless his own identity and past misdeeds are exposed.

His ex is also becoming increasingly aggressive with him and while his relationship with Alejandro has recently started to sour, he feels drawn to his ex again, having missed them immensely.

Still Rudy decides to try to find evidence of his exes traitorous behavior that would not require him being the one to expose them. Something that requires he spend more time with them, making his emotions turn on him as he finds himself craving them again.

Alejandro picks up on that fact and their already turbulent relationship starts to decline even further as Alejandro's possessiveness increases, driving a more closed-off and independent Rudy than we usually see further away from him, and closer to the narco.

If that wasn't enough, new threats emerge (Valeria gaining a shit ton of power cause canon did her wrong ahem ahem) and the Los Vanqueros are threatened on all sides having only eachother to rely on, paranoia increasing as they become more and more aware of a spy among them. Although if Rudy will speak up or incriminate himself further trying to keep all his secrets is up to him.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[What do y'all think? Feel free to use this for whatever lol but I'd love it if you tagged me if you do cause I wanna see it.]

[isaactheterrible]

141 Omegaverse Hdcs

(Tw: Suggestive, Omegaverse)

141 characters into the Omegaverse

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Simon 'Ghost' Riley

As an alpha:

Socially: Tries to avoid Omegas in an attempt to avoid making them uncomfortable. Protective over them but not in a possessive way, simply worries because he knows how people can be with these kinds of things.

Fucking HATES people who insists on upholding stereotypes or the hierarchy despite fitting a lot of the stereotypes for an alpha quite well. Feels awkward when omegas flirt with him.

Period: Mid-frequency, very strong and debilitating. He uses suppressants and medication to dull the effects of him being an alpha. If he ends up getting a rut he locks himself in his room. Thinks he will never find a mate.

Scent: Strong, woodsy and smoky scent. Subtle metallic hint.

As an beta:

Socially: Very happy as a beta. It allows him a certain freedom that's not afforded to either Omega's or Alpha's, both highly pressured to fit into tiny boxes by society. He appreciates existing under the radar.

A bit more on the assertive side as a beta, he gets teased for it. Tries to stay out of the whole Alpha and Omega drama the best he can and mostly keeps to himself unless someone's being harassed or abused.

Period: Would never go in an M.I.R/M.I.H, even if his partner insisted. The idea of taking drugs or meds that would result in him having less self control is triggering to him.

Scent: Sweet and delicate, clean and smells a bit like vanilla. More subtle and restrained.

As an omega:

Socially: Hides his identity as an omega for safety reasons. Although there is no shame attached to that part of his identity. He doesn't hate himself just all the assholes that try to give him shit for it before he promptly lands them against a wall. Overal just exhausted.

Still stirs clear of aggressive alphas if he can. His a bit paranoid that his relationship with his team would completely change if the 141 ever discovered his identity. The only one who knows is Captain Price.

Period: Ghost takes meds, suppressants, scent collars, whatever he can get his hands on in order to prevent his scent and heats from ever bothering him. If he goes into heat anyway he locks himself away in his room, suffering.

Scent: Sweet like caramel. Mellow and mild. Almost like something freshly baked.

John 'Soap' MacTavish

As an alpha:

Socially: Uses his privilege as a large, traditionally masculine alpha to fucking obliterate any assholes giving any of his teammates shit or trying to 'maintain the social order'

His confident in himself and enjoys his popularity amongst both alphas and omegas. He does not really plan on finding a mate anytime soon and lets people trying to flirt with him know that. Would destroy anyone harassing or bullying people.

Period: He usually spends his ruts with whomever fwb he has around. His ruts are mid-frequency and not overwhelming. If no one is interested he'll just spend them in his room.

Scent: Strong masculine scent reminiscent of gun powder with a strong metallic overtone.

As an beta:

Socially: Doesn't care about the hierarchy and thinks anyone who enforces it is stupid. Rolls his eyes at all the little social games alphas and omegas do.

Outspoken on his dislike for all the traditional roles that people get pressured into and is widely liked because of it.

Period: Might use M.I.R/M.I.H if it's something his partner is into but only as a 'special something' mostly he just did it for the experience and is not interested in long-term use.

Scent: Salty and sharp, reminiscent of the sea.

As an omega:

Socially: Doesn't hide the fact that his an omega but doesn't advertise it either. He tries not to think about it much although he constantly gets shit for breaking all the roles of what a 'proper' omega is supposed to be like.

He doesn't let the haters get to him and always stays true to himself despite all the difficulties, stands up for himself and the other omegas around him.

Period: Prefers to spend it with alphas he trusts and takes a while to assess them before he allows them to help. He has a few people his in situationships with and these are the ones he trusts enough to let them stay.

Scent: Subtle and fresh, clean and new, very mild.

Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick

As an alpha:

Socially: Dislikes all the attention, both from flirtatious, needy omegas trying to court him and other alphas trying to challenge him for dominance or some dumb shit like that, overall not having a great time.

Kinda just wants the weirdos to chill out so he can do his job and not have to answer to some dumb-fuck superior on why he doesn't act more aggressive and shit.

Period: Spends them alone, although he yearns for a mate he wants something more long term and serious and doesn't wanna get into a situationship by asking an omega for help. Sees it as a bit of an inconvenience.

Scent: Strong, overwhelming ashy smell, like charcoal or burning wood.

As an beta:

Socially: Happily accepts his place in the social hierarchy and loves the freedom of being able to just do his thing and be overlooked by all the horny omegas and alpha meatheads.

Would only really speak up against the system if someone he knew was being treated unfairly or harassed because of it. He doesn't really believe in all the deterministic pseudoscience on what a 'proper' alpha or omega is.

Period: Not at all interested in M.I.R/M.I.H even if he is dating an alpha/omega. Might try it once if pressured but it's just not his thing.

Scent: Very subtle and almost odorless, reminiscent of pine.

As an omega:

Socially: Uses it to his advantage, the fact that people underestimate him infuriates him to no end but he'll be the first to admit that it can also be useful and has used it multiple times to get out of trouble.

Feels uncomfortable when alphas flirt with him and generally avoids alphas he doesn't know. Doesn't feel much kinship with omegas either and mostly chills with the betas.

Period: Might spend it with an alpha but only if he 100% trusts that they wouldn't try to pull some shit. Usually spends them alone with toys while cooped up in his room.

Scent: Flowery rosey fragrance, floral and carefree.

John 'Bravo Six' Price

As an alpha:

Socially: Happily accepts his place in the hierarchy and will challenge and test other alphas, trying to get them to prove themselves before he shows them any respect.

His mostly comfortable with the status quo and might even make some hurtful comments towards his omega subordinates but will apologize if it's brought to his attention because he doesn't actually wanna hurt them.

Period: Usually spends his ruts with sex workers given the option. If that's not available he'll try flirting and asking people out instead. If none of those are available he'll simply go on suppressants for a bit.

Scent: Strong, animalistic and overwhelming.

As an beta:

Socially: Disappointed his not an alpha, but he accepts it and lives in it. That's not to say he lets alphas boss him around, unless they outrank him. But he generally avoids challenging them if he can.

Protective of his subordinates and will not allow any harassment but might not step in if it's an alpha being harassed, worried that he might offend them by stepping in.

Period: Would probably go in an M.I.R if his dating an omega but would be extremely hesitant to go on an M.I.H

Scent: Leathery, mild and smoky. Masculine.

As an omega:

Socially: LOTS of self-hatred attached to his omega identity. Huge inferiority complex. Hides the fact that his an omega like his life depends on it. And sometimes, it does.

Bought into the hierarchy too hard and now has trouble accepting himself, he uses whatever he can get his hands on to stop his heats and scent. Can sometimes lass out at more carefree omegas due to his internalized hatred.

Period: Mid-frequency heats, not too strong or debilitating. He still usually hires sex workers but if that's not an option he just braves it by himself instead. Generally tries to avoid his heats by taking medication but if he has to that's usually he'll handle it.

Scent: Clean pine smell, subtle and woodsy.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

M.I.H: Medically Induced Heat

M.I.R: Medically Induced Rut

Should I do the rest of them?

[isaactheterrible]

🩷Simon Riley My Beloved🩷

Drew him in that Pinterest dress, you know the one

[isaactheterrible]

Kaioh Retsu SFW and NSFW Headcannons, Plsssssss???

I love repuest lol this was tons of fun to write, fluff + nsfw

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Retsu Headcannons

Sfw:

Absolutely incredible cook, 10/10 husband material, please let this man cook for you

I think Retsu is more of a romantic who would try to do your hobbies with you. You like dancing? How about you two take a dancing class together? Or you could teach him. You like drawing? Maybe you can do so together while commenting on each other's art works as you go. You like cooking? He'll fucking melt his so excited to cook with you so you can teach each other your family's recipes

I think Retsu's love language is acts of service, it's just how he shows affection and he would never let you handle the domestic burden on your own. That being said, he would feel extremely underappreciated if you didn't also step up and help without being asked to or if you took his love language for granted

Retsu is a family man not so much in the having kids kind of way but more in the integrating into his spouse's family and integrating them into his kind of way. He would love to be close to his inlaws and for you to meet his own found family

Very emotionally supportive and caring but he sometimes hides his own feelings to avoid "burdening" you with them. It would take a lot of time to make him feel safe enough to share them and be vulnerable with you

Tons of domestic fluff all around, like I said husband material. He loves having a close intimate emotional relationship with his partner that takes a long time to build. Knowing that he can rely on and trust his partner is crucial to him. Honestly and trust are absolute must haves and the very core of what his relationships are based on so if you ever break that trust in a serious way there's no coming back from that. He also doesn't date casually.

Secretly likes it when you get sick and he has to take care of you

Usually prefers to be the big spoon while cuddling, having you in his arms makes him feel reassured that you're safe

Favorite type of date is either picknicks or cooking together at home

He would like to have children in the future biological or adopted but it's not a necessity for him.

Not particularly possessive or jealous because he trusts you fully, still can get irritated if a suitor is being too persistent or he feels inferior to them (Which is rare because his not an insecure person, but if he sees his spouse as out of his league that might make him a tad insecure that they'll leave him for someone else in the future) If he gets bothered by the suitor he'll ask them to leave but if they're cruel or creepy towards you things will get physical

Loves forehead kisses. Makes him feel loved

Nsfw:

Idk man, 7 inches uncut

Switch at heart but prefers to dom as a pleasure dom cause he just likes taking care of you. If his subbing he gets a bit shy and is overwhelmed quite easily, have fun with that

Verse, but will only bottom if his feeling either really hot and bothered or vulnerable, loved and safe

Usually he prefers to function more as a pleasure dom/service top (Again love language is acts of service)

Does sometimes edge you a bit but feels kinda bad dragging it out for too long, reassure him that It's fine and well you'll get what you deserve ; )

Please, please, please, please, please pull this man's hair it'll awaken something in him

In the rare event he feels possessive his usual service top quickly changes to a power bottom and he'll literally ride you for hours till he feels you got the message

LOVES it if you take charge especially if his been off traveling and you haven't seen each other in a while. Makes him feel wanted

If you're AFAB and you don't want children he'd rather wear condoms (or even get a vasectomy if he's 100% sure you two are for life) than make you go on birth control because he knows how much it can fuck up your body and hormones.

If you're AMAB or infertile he'll be more lax about it unless one of you has an STD. I do believe his monogamous so if you both get checked and you're clean he can forgo protection all together.

Is very interested in bondage and wants to experiment a bit with kinks if and only if he trusts you. Still his too shy and will not mention it unless you start the discussion first

Will probably at least be willing to experiment with any kinks you may have unless they involve hurting you in any way (His terrifying of causing you any kind of pain and he also doesn't have the heart to degrade you even if you reassure him it's what you want). He might enjoy it if it's you degrading him but only if it's softer stuff (Such as a bit of mean dirty talk and not heavy degradation)

If you act all lovey-dovey during sex he will literally melt, easiest way to get him to sub. Of you're very loud or actively asking for more he will be more dominant

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Have fun lol

[isaactheterrible]

He is so whumpee coded 💖💕💞

[isaactheterrible]

141 Surprise Birthday Party

[Essentially four short stories of throwing a surprise birthday party for each of the 141 members (Ghost, Price, Soap And Gaz) Pure fluff]

Simon "Ghost" Riley

Ghost is a pretty private person and with both you and Soap constantly up his ass (sometimes less than figuratively) he made an extra effort to prevent either of you from learning his birthday. The thing with having a difficult childhood is that you also get a lot of difficult memories and Ghost's birthdays weren't an exception.

While most times his father would forget about it and he could have a quiet celebration in peace with his brother and mother, on the rare occasion that his father did remember it he'd take him out to clubs or concerts before promptly forgetting about him again other than the occasional prank would terrify him.

This lead Ghost to dreading his birthdays and trying to be secretive about them. Unfortunately for Ghost you and Soap were organized, ruthless and dedicated to the cause, so after weeks of perfect paperwork, chores and once actually getting on your knees and just straight up begging Price for the information he finally relented and told you and Soap Ghost's birthdate.

He felt kinda bad for giving out Ghost like this but hey, maybe a little fun could be good for him. After finding out that the date was closer than either of you thought, and making Ghost's entire astrology chart with Gaz of course, you and Soap got to work.

Sneaking around with birthday decorations, making up white lies on the spot when asked leading questions and of course, coordinating matching birthday outfits, the plan was slowly coming together. It was hard, hiding things from your lieutenant but God Damn It! You were professionals! You even got Rudy to bake a birthday cake for you no matter how hesitant he was to join your scheme!

At the date of the party Ghost was... Less than obvious. He knew the two of you were up to something but he just couldn't figure out what no matter how much stalking and eavesdropping he did! It had him worried to be honest but if your barely suppressed giggles were a sigh of anything other than stupidity at it's simplest form, at least it wasn't anything too serious or dangerous.

After recognizing that maybe luring your lieutenant at a discreet location and then screaming things at his face might give him an anxiety attack you decided to ditch the traditional surprise party recipe and ambush him gently in a familiar, comforting location instead.

Using his strict routine to your advantage, you set up shop overnight at the cafeteria he went to everyday, that way if he wasn't into the whole party thing he could easily exit the area, you didn't wanna be too pushy about it. Ghost, rather predictably, entered the cafeteria at his usual time. You didn't scream happy birthday at his face, not at 7:30am in the morning. Instead you'd decorated the place and had gathered everyone to be there for him.

He was a little confused at first on why everyone was sitting there smiling at him but after he got his coffee and sat down in his usual seat, still too groggy and confused to figure out what the fuck was happening, you and Soap sat down next to him on either of his sides as Gaz brought out the birthday cake, placing it in front of Simon.

You all started singing happy birthday to him. Simon smiled, he didn't really know why, he hated his birthday and hated celebrating it but this one felt... Different, warmer. He looked down at the candles, watching the small dancing flames, you'd gotten his age wrong but it didn't matter. He was there surrounded by the people he loved and his favorite coffee.

You cared about him, he realized, you really did and you all went out of your way and through all this trouble just to make this for him. It made him a tad emotional as much as he'd hate to admit it. He looked at the smiling, laughing faces of his friends and felt calm, tranquil even, he guessed that after all these years he'd finally have a "Happy Birthday".

John "Bravo Six" Price

Price is not much of a family man, sure he has nieces and nephews that he loves to pieces but he hasn't yet met a person that he can start a family with. It was something that brought out a deep sadness in him. The closest thing he had to a family was the 141 but he wasn't quite sure if he could truly call them his own.

Price's birthdate wasn't some kind of secret. Sure, he didn't exactly advertise the information but he'd say if someone asked. He was secretly hoping one of you would ask to celebrate with him, he wasn't exactly looking forward to spending the day alone on his couch, in his underwear, drinking wine and watching football, maybe getting calls from his extended family if he's lucky but since none of you said anything he'd supposed he'd have to make due.

In reality you, Gaz, Soap and he'll even Ghost had been planning something special for a while and had been looking forward to the day with glee. But still, you wanted to surprise him, so the four of you decided to keep quiet.

You were saving up money communally, well mainly Ghost but the rest of you pitched in too! You made a reservation at Price's favorite restaurant and after some talk with the owners, who happened to know Price quite well they even agreed to let you guys rent out the place for the night.

You felt kinda guilty sneaking around your captain's back like this, but it was for a good cause! You did have some trouble with the birthday cake after the third... Okay eight butchered attempts at making one you and Soap simply gave up and begged his mom to bake one instead. She chastised the shit out of you, but it was worth it in the end.

Gaz was to be the bait, pretending to be really bumped out about something. It was no secret Price had a soft spot for him and if he felt that his precious sergeant was in trouble that would worry him enough to overlook the "coincidental" timing.

Finally the day came. You all holed up in the restaurant while Gaz went to lure him out. Price willed himself out of the couch, he was more than a little drunk but his sergeant sounded worried, he sluggishly put on some clothes and got ready, almost forgetting his keys in the process and took a taxi to the park (We don't drink and drive in this household, no sirs)

Walking over to a suspiciously well-put-together Gaz and reluctantly allowing himself to be lured away, more focused on what upset Gaz and why exactly he was so hesitant to tell him. Eventually the two made their way in front of a familiar building: "Actually Cap, there's a special reason I brought you here tonight."

Gaz smiled proudly throwing the doors open with both arms, the entire group leapt out from their hiding place: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAP!" Everyone yelled out in unison. If John was a little more drunk, he would've cried. He walked into the restaurant. Only to be immediately overwhelmed by an array of hugs and "happy birthday"s.

He sat down, ordering his favorite steak, surrounded by his loved ones. He blew out his candles, all 38 of them, although being a smoker it was no easy tax. As he looked around at all of you, who'd not only remembered him but went out of your way to plan all this for him he realized with full confidence for the very first time that yes, he can call you his, YOU'RE his family and nothing could change that.

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick

Gaz was pretty sure you'd all remember his birthday, you better have! Still, that didn't stop him from continuously sending hints like a month in advance, he didn't want to doubt you but with Soap's chronic ADHD he didn't really wanna take any chances either.

You had caught on to what he was doing and laughed at it a bit knowing there was no way in hell any of you were going to forget about his birthday. Price honestly played favorites sometimes so that was a given, Soap would never not plan a secret (usually destructive) surprise on his best buds birthday, you were about as excited as Gaz was and literally nothing ever escaped Ghost so what was Kyle worried about exactly?

In all fairness your plans weren't exactly... Coming together perfectly. The club you wanted to go to, a club Kyle had been begging to go to for a few years now, was pretty V.I.P. and your pleas with the owners fell on dear ears. It wasn't like you were trying to rent out the place for God's sake

Like Jesus couldn't they let like 5 more people in for one night? God they were so snobbish to anyone who wasn't in their tax bracket! So when you got the message that you and your friends would be allowed in you were very surprised.

You and Soap broke the news to Ghost and Price beaming with glee, Price seemed surprised and excited, Ghost... Not so much. And the bastard wouldn't even tell you what he did! No matter how much you kept asking! Maybe it was for the best, after one of the owners mocked Soap's accent so cruelly you knew that Ghost had a bone to pick and you weren't in the business of trying to stop him.

The day came and you told Gaz to dress to impress, there was little point in trying to surprise him to be honest. He knew what day it was so anyway you might try to lure him would only confirm his suspicions, still there was no way he knew where exactly you were taking him.

You kept him busy with some friendly teasing while you took the Uber there so when he got out of the car and saw the club right in front of him, Price waited for him at the door and Gaz basically screamed with glee when he saw him.

The entire night he wouldn't stop smiling, dancing and asking you mad lads how you pulled it off. Hell, he even got to flirt a bit with some of the regulars before being turned off by how flirty rich and snobbish they were acting, choosing to simply enjoy the night with his friends instead.

The party was a blast and although the drinks were expensive you felt relieved knowing Price would cover the tab. You hadn't exactly brought him a wedding cake, the club wouldn't allow it lest you drop chocolate cake on their marble floors or some shit, but you had one back on base on the fridge! (You poor fools, you had no idea Horangi ate it).

Not that Gaz even noticed, he was having too much fun spending the night drinking and dancing and talking with his friends. Ghost, the designated driver, had to carry your drunk asses back to base by the end of the night, not that it was hard for him being a mountain of a man, but still.

Gaz had to write that birthday down as the best one yet. To this day he's still asking you how you pulled it off but you won't tell him, well can't really. You don't actually know, it seems Ghost is taking it to his grave, that one.

The only one who had a bad night was Horangi, if the stomach ache wasn't enough, the chastization from König and Price certainly was, blamed it on his poor impulse control.

John "Soap" MacTavish

Soap's birthday was coming up and no matter how much he wanted to stay with you in the end of the day he had to spend the day with his family back in Scotland. Don't get him wrong, it's not that he didn't love his family, he was excited to spend the day with them and see them again but that doesn't mean he doesn't feel a little left out, he'd spent so much time and had so many fun experiences planning the other's parties with you that he felt a little bittersweet going back to Scotland to be with his family.

Still he held his head up high and got on that plane, he'd missed his cousins, siblings, nephews, nieces and his mom. Also excited to eat a proper meal again, don't forget he had to live with British people for longer than any proper Scot ought to.

Packing his bags and making his way back home, he was immediately greeted by his family and after the pleasantries and small talk he dropped, exhausted on his bed. His birthday was tomorrow and his entire family was busy decorating the house and making preparations. He scrolled mindlessly through his phone a bit before getting to bed.

Meanwhile you and the rest of the 141 were in a plane, straight to Scotland! You'd gotten his family's permission of course, you weren't about to crash a family party uninvited. Besides, his family was very excited to finally meet you guys they didn't take much convincing at all! Especially with Gaz leading the introduction, he's quite the charmer and moms love him so he was the natural choice.

Apparently, Soap talks about you quite a lot, maybe a little too much if Ghost had any say in it, but you found it flattering. After you made your way back to the sweet, sweet earth after a flight so turbulent it can only rightfully be refered to as your pilots "Murder-Suicide attempt" if Price was to be believed (You'd think that being in a helicopter before would build some amount of trust in pilots but apparently not) you guys finally arrived at Soap's birthday party.

Soap woke up that morning by his stupid, annoying brother's insistent shaking, God! Couldn't he catch a break? "John! Wake up! Your friends are here!" Okay. Now Soap was confused. "WHOT?" He quickly threw some clothes together that he had lying around and went to the living room. Swimming through a sea of people made up from close family, distant relatives, neighbors and childhood friends he eventually spotted Price on the couch, chatting up his damn aunt!

He dragged Price away and looked around, noticing the rest of you talking to his family. Ghost in particular was receiving a lot of attention of course, being a tall masked man with a British accent meant he didn't fit in exactly. The poor asocial man who was so averse to being in the spotlight was clearly not prepared for the MacTavishs. Swopping in to rescue him, he took Ghost aside and then spent the next 20 minutes interrogating him on what the hell you were all doing here. After explaining to Soap their little "scheme" which Price insisted you not refer to as a scheme, Soap eventually let the man go.

After the initial nervousness of having his two words collide he noticed how well you all seemed to get along. Soap felt... Relaxed. Like he let out a breath he didn't even know he was holding in. He never admitted it to himself but internally he'd always been worried that maybe if the 141 and his family ever met they wouldn't get along. He hated the idea of the people he loved the most hating each other. But now?

He was proven wrong, you were all getting along so well and he was so happy to be surrounded by the people he loved, not as two separate groups but as one big happy community. Best. Birthday Gift. Ever.

[isaactheterrible]

I see this a lot in the cod fandom and honestly as a man who reads almost exclusively male reader content and writes for it too all y'all being like: "fem DNI, females don't read" are just fucking sexist and no you being trans doesn't change that

[isaactheterrible]

A Not-So-Happy Accident

Fluff: Nina gets pregnant again and doesn't know how to deal with it

"Shitshitshitshitshitshit." The words tumbled out of Nina's mouth as she looked down at the two red lines on the test below her, positive. How could this happen to her? They'd been careful. They used protection, so why?

Nina took a step back, trying to comprehend the reality below her, looking for some semblance of meaning in this situation. This was the second test she'd taken, just to make sure the first one wasn't some cruel joke at her expense.

Nina's third pregnancy had been dangerous, don't get her wrong, she loved her boy, but he'd been born upsidedown and it took a very big toll on both her health and her body. She wasn't ready to go through that again. She also didn't want more children, her husband was already working himself to the bone to provide for them. Besides, taking care of three children was already hard enough! They can't afford a baby right now!

Nina entered the shower, closing the shower curtain as she laid down on the cold surface. She struggled to control her breathing, she tried to focus as countless anxious thoughts flooded her mind, how did this happen? Why now? How will she tell Jeff?-

FUCK. Jeff. Nina's eyes shot open as the thought crossed through her mind. She needed to tell Jeff, he would know what to do. Nina quickly left the shower and started walking downstairs, she knew her husband had been a little short lately, but this is important!

She spotted Jeff in the doorway taking off his shoes while muttering curses underneath his breath, Nina's willpower faltered as she felt the irritation radiating off of him. She decided to maybe have some dinner with him first, maybe lighten up his mood a bit before telling him the big news.

Nina put on her most charming smile as she nervously approached her husband. He was in the living room, laying on the couch, visibly exhausted. If today was a normal day, she'd chastise him for putting his feet on the table, but then again, today was far from normal.

Nina coughed curtly to get her husband's attention, a plate of food in each hand, nothing special, just something quick she threw together, too busy dealing with the kids to make anything extravagant. Distracted by her train of thought she failed to notice her husband moving.

Jeff stood up in front of her to try to grab his plate, disoriented by the sudden movement, Nina took a step back and let go of the plates. The plates fell and shuttered on the floor with a loud "thud" as macaroni spilled all over the couch and floor, completely soiling both their clothes in the process.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Jeff yelled out in frustration and surprise. Nina could feel herself shrink. Everything was just too much and she couldn't deal with it anymore. She started crying.

Jeff was taken aback. Sure, he was angry and more than a little confused but he didn't mean to hurt his wife! Although this definitely put him in an awkward situation, he was never the best at consoling people. He decides to give an awkward pat on Nina's shoulder while shamefully looking at the floor, wanting to help but not really knowing how to.

Despite the awkwardness of the gesture, Nina recognized the softness behind it and fell into her husband's arms. She hugged him tightly as she sobbed, soiling their clothing even further.

So there they stood, covered in macaroni sauce, Jeff awkwardly trying to comfort Nina and Nina standing there, letting go of all the pent up emotions of the last few days.

"Did... did something happen?" Jeff asked, sure he knew he was a dick earlier but still, it was strange that his wife would take something so personally. Besides she seemed pretty stressed out for a few days now, increasing so as well. It made him worried but he was too overworked to really look into it.

Nina sobbed harder, she didn't know how to tell him, the pair stood still for some time before Nina finally regained her posture. The pair sat down on opposite sides of the couch but still holding each other's hands "I have to tell you something."

Nina took a deep breath, no more hiding, "I'm pregnant." Nina was looking at the floor but she felt lighter, her anxiety leaving her body as she looked up at her husband. He looked... solemn, not angry just... processing. The two of them sat down in silence for what Nina thought seemed like an eternity.

At last, Jeff returned her gaze, a rare softness in his eyes that Nina knows is only reserved for her, "Do you want to keep it?" He said, simply.

Nina looked down at her body, the more logical part of her brain was screaming with all the technical difficulties that such an addition would add to their situation but deep down inside she knew she'd already made her choice: "Yeah, yeah I think I do."

[isaactheterrible]

Masterlist

Team Fortress 2:

Sniper And Demo Talking About Cryptids

Sniper Appearance Headcanon (Art)

Tf2 Main Cast Relationships With Religion

Tf2 Side Characters Rejecting Your Love Confession

Tf2 Main Cast Rejecting Your Love Confession

Soldier x Pyro

Soldier Nsfw Headcanons

Medic Nsfw Headcanons

Tf2 Main Cast Accepting Your Love Confession

Tf2 Side Characters Christmas Presents

Main Cast Christmas Presents

Main Cast Yandere Version

Tf2 Main Cast Queer Headcanons

Tf2 Main Cast Ideal Dates

Tf2 Side Characters Relationships With Queerness

Tf2 Main Cast Relationships With Queerness

Creepypasta:

Jeff x Nina Nsfw Headcanons

Jeff x Nina Accidental Pregnancy

Jeff x Nina (Smut)

Call Of Duty:

Ghost x Male Reader (Smut)

141 x GN Reader Surprise Birthday Party

141 Omegaverse Headcanons

Baki:

Hector Doyle NSFW Headcanons

Retsu Kaiho SFW & NSFW Headcanons

Rules For Requests

[isaactheterrible]

Cities In Dust

NSFW: Smut

(Simon waits for his boyfriend to return from work to release some... Pent-up feelings)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In truth Simon was feeling rather restless that day. His boyfriend had left early in the morning for work with little more than a kiss and a goodbye. Having been left little to do other than sit around and do chores, he simply hadn't been able to get his boyfriend off his mind.

No matter how hard hard he tried to focus, his thoughts kept racing with countless images: His lover's body twisted in all sorts of riske ways. He tried making dinner but gave up once he realized he just couldn't focus.

Simon gripped his clothed crouched roughly, massassing himself, trying to soothe the aching need. He was so pent-up and distracted he didn't even notice the front door opening and closing, soft footsteps following soon after.

"Hello Beautiful." Simon was startled as he turned to face his lover, who was lazily watching him from the doorstep. "I didn't realize your missed me that much." He continued as he put down his bags, a tired but playful expression on his face.

"You still got your mask on, feeling off today?" His boyfriend said as he approached, wrapping his arms around Simon's neck and giving him a soft kiss on the lips through the mask. "I'm just, I'm... you know..." Simon struggled to find the right words to express how he was feeling. He was quickly shushed by his boyfriend who was by now massassing Simon's head through his mask. "I know beauty, I know..."

Simon let's out a sigh of relief as his boyfriend pulled his mask up just enough to kiss and pamper his neck, gently tracing the scarred skin with his lips. "I love you, you know that right?" He asked. "And if you need to wear that mask sometimes in order to feel okay I'm fine with that." He took a moment to think. "I know that somedays the burden you carry gets too heavy and you need some help, I'll never judge you for that. If this mask helps you cope I'm okay with it."

Listening to his boyfriend's reassurance, Simon melted into him, burying his face at the nape of his boyfriend's neck while holding his man tightly, running a hand up and down his back, pulling him even closer.

"I love you." Simon muttered sleepily. Hearing the words his boyfriend pulled Simon's mask up a little more, revealing Simon's jawline, nose and lips. He took the time to cup and caress Simon's face and jaw with his hand before pressing a soft kiss on his lips. The pair began gently making out, hands slowly making their way to more intimate places.

Simon's lover eventually broke the kiss and started to roughly kiss up and down Simon's neck, sending pleasant vibrations throughout his body. He then slipped a hand underneath Simon's shirt and started groping his chest and abdomen.

"I fucking love you, you know that right?" He said breathlessly as he continued to kiss lower and lower making his way from Simon's neck to his collarbone. "I love it when you finally come back home from a mission and you pick me up as I run into your arms." He said, pulling Simon's shirt up so he could nimble on his nipples and chest. Licking all over, covering Simon's chest in saliva.

"I love it when I return from work to find you cuddled up on the couch with our cat and you both just look so cute and sleepy." His mouth crept even lower as he started kissing Simon's stomach, taking extra care to gently caress it as he could hear Simon's breath quicken.

"Hell, I even love it when you wake me up at 3:00am just so you can hold me close and listen as I tell you that everything's gonna be fine." Simon's boyfriend left one final kiss right above his waistband as he looked up at Simon.

Simon's eyes had teared up a little as looked down on his lover, mask only covering half his face as he looked almost starstruck with the man below him.

"May I?" His boyfriend asked playfully, placing a hand on Simon's belt while seductively looking up at him. Simon could only respond with a pathetic high-pitched whimper and a needy look before nodding his head. Eagerly his boyfriend began sucking on Simon's clothed crotch while undoing Simon's belt and zipper. Making Simon groan in pleasure. Simon unable to think, grabbed a tuff of his boyfriend's hair and pushed his face closer to his cock.

His boyfriend responded by pulling down Simon's trousers just enough to free Simon's half-erect cock, which he eagerly put in his mouth. Holding it still with his hand as he slowly slipped it deeper in his mouth, covering it in spit.

He bobbeb his head up and down, slowly sucking Simon off. Simon, on his end had started rubbing his boyfriend's shoulders, desperately trying to resist the urge to thrust into his mouth. Groaning as he looked up at the celling, knowing that he risked pleasure overtaking him if he glimshed upon the lude sight.

Simon's boyfriend released his cock with a loud "pop". As he looked up at Simon, he got off of his knees and kissed now fully-erect Simon again. He took Simon by the hand and started leading the magnetized man out of the kitchen and towards the living room.

"I want you on the couch." He explained. He sat Simon down and turned at the TV, Simon's favorite soccer team playing against their rival. "Wait here, I'll be RIGHT back."

Simon watched as his boyfriend walked over to a bag that was laying on the floor, he saw him take it with him to the bathroom, shutting the door behind him.

Simon chuckled to himself as he wondered what mischief his boyfriend was up to. Too-In-Love to focus on the game, he smiled and closed his eyes fully allowing himself to feel the bliss and tranquility he was filled with. Taking in a deep breath and smiling like an idiot.

He was woken up from his pleasant day dream by a gentle kiss on his cheek, he lovingly looked at his boyfriend's face before his eyes slowly trailed down his now almost nude body. Simon playfully tapped at the white butt plug his boyfriend was now wearing, he wrapped his fingers around the handle and started toying with it as his other hand started groping his boyfriend's chest.

Simon admired the vast array of long pearl necklaces his lover was now wearing, they all glistened in the sunshine, looking beautiful on his skin. Simon set his boyfriend on his lap and began tracing a hand over his chest, trailing down to touch his boyfriend's penis, stroking him slowly while holding him closer.

His boyfriend took Simon's hand off his crotch, instead giving Simon a few of the longer necklaces, making him hold them like a leash as he disappeared between Simon's legs yet again. He looked up at Simon, holding his gaze for just a moment before enveloping his cock between his lips. Quickly picking up the pace. "Eyes on the game boy." He said breathlessly, taking a short moment to look at Simon before going back to his task.

Simon was getting flustered by now. Not only was his boyfriend working at a brutal pace but his commanding tone and authoritative attitude had Simon at his limit. Despite trying desperately to focus on the TV like he was demanded to, a task that was becoming increasingly hard as he quickly reached his breaking point. Unable to hold it back anymore and being too overwhelmed to give a warning he squished his boyfriend's head with his thighs, pushing deeply into his throat as he cummed inside his mouth.

A slightly panicked feeling replaced his euphoria as he looked down, only to be met by the image of his breathless boyfriend on his knees, fully hard and looking up at him. Kissing his boyfriend and placing him on his lap again. Simon strated rubbing his boyfriend off with one hand while gently caressing his face and chest with the other.

The room was silent now, other than the TV and the small moans his boyfriend was making. Pulling his cock back in his pants and finishing his boyfriend off. Simon cradled the man into his arms watching him snuggle up and eventually fell asleep there, he didn't mind that his arms would probably hurt in the morning.

Watching his boyfriend's sleeping form, he took his mask off and smiled. He truly had no idea what he'd done to deserve to have such a beautiful man on his arms. He enjoyed the peace as he decided to fall asleep there. Their cat eventually climed on the couch next to them now that the fuss was over and took her nap there. Simon felt tranquil as sleep came for him. He took one last final look at the TV, wouldn't you know? His team actually won.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

[isaactheterrible]

TBH I find the idea of TF2 Medic as a Jewish man 1000 times more appealing, complex and dynamic than him being a retired Nazi doctor.

[isaactheterrible]

I tried making my very first meme :3

[isaactheterrible]

TF2 Side Characters Love Confessions (Rejection) Part 2

(Disclaimer: GN Reader, the characters are based purely on my own interpretations of the characters)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1.Zhanna

-Zhanna was a bit oblivious at first

-Eventually after understanding your intentions she got a bit awkward

-Still! Nothing to fuss over, she rejected you in a playful way and reminded you that she was taken

-It's a bit of an ego boost for her and she might tease you a bit -okay a lot- but she's a good sport about it

-Honestly likes the attention a bit but will crush you if you give her a hard time about it and not in a fun way

2.The Administrator

-The administrator is not surprised to hear you confess your feelings for her

-That being said she's also none too happy, thankfully she was ready for the situation and had already prepared a speech

-After explaining all the reasons why a union between you too would not be beneficial for either of you she dismisses you from her office for a day so you can deal with you feelings

-Well not really she still gives you work to do and the real reason she made you leave her office was that she could focus on her evil schemes, but still

-You had to admit she was a lot more tolerant of it than you'd thought

-The real reason behind that is that she sees your feelings for her as another reason why you remain loyal to her, which is something she can use to her benefit

3.Greyman

-Why? He looked at you with utter disgust and confusion, he was taken aback

-Needless to say he wasn't being particularly nice about it, quite the opposite he spent the next hour pointing out all your flaws

-And he's not a man with a lot of free time so that means something

-He sends you for a mission somewhere far away from him

-He then pretends nothing happened, he'd be furious if you mentioned it again

4.Margaret

-Margaret is anything but understanding about your crush on her, she doesn't see you like that so why did you have to make everything weird?

-Well definitely avoid you afterwards but also brag about it to her other friends after all there's no reason she shouldn't get something out of this entirely awkward situation you put her in right?

-If she decides to approach you again she's pretty awkward and distant and she probably won't treat you the same

5.Saxton

-When you confessed to him he genuinely barked out a laugh, no he didn't mean to be rude he was just surprised is all

-He patted you in the shoulder and let you down softly, reassuring you that things between you wouldn't change

-He was admittedly a bit dismissive to the point it could be considered flippant

-If you try to address the issue again he might be a little disappointed in you although he'd also scold you for your resistance to rejection, he might even make a lesson out of it attempting to 'help you' get over your fear of rejection by having himself and other people deny you random things and tell you no, he does truly wanna help but the way he does it is frustrating

6.Miss Pauling

-She was far too busy to pay attention to you or any of your feelings so the confession took her by surprise

-She rejected you hastily not wanting to end up behind schedule, giving some quick excuse for rejecting you: Her work took too much time, you lived too far apart

-Of course the real reason why she rejected you is simply because she wasn't interested in you, no matter how much free time she had available

-Things between you didn't get awkward, in her mind she dealt with your confession therefore the issue was resolved and you had your answer, no need to make things complicated

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Link for part 1:

[isaactheterrible]

So the new alt-right political party just got 17 seats in Parlament and a trans woman was lynched in her own home. It's certainly going friends. I dunno what to do folks, life's been a lot for all of us.

[isaactheterrible]