#RetroTable

[neohoreca]

Neo Horeca Furniture NEO-190002 Terrazzo With Frame Table

[lovertm]

1960s telephone lamps x x

[retrotrickster]

Trying to remember to put tumblr back into my social media rotation

[prettiest-thing-in-the-morgue]

ᵢₘ ₙₒₜ ₚₐᵢD ₑₙₒᵤGₕ Fₒᵣ ₜₕᵢₛ. 𖦹ᯅ𖦹

saiki reader x batfam shenigans

꩜ .ᐟ I start my morning like any regular person - waking up to the sound of the ceiling falling apart - wait a minute. WHAT ? I quickly teleported off my bed into the hallway, and I immediately saw my Jason fall from the ceiling , crash landing into MY bed .

Mind you , this is MY bed that's covered in filty debris now . Jason coolly shrugs off the debris and looks at me, shocked, " Morning ( reader) nice bed you got." I scowl , " Of all places you could of inconvenience me you picked here ?"

Jason opened his mouth but closed it as soon as Tim came running into my room , screaming his head off . " Omgbruceisgpnnakillusifhefindsoutwetriedenteringintoanotheralterrealityagain" he says in panic as he frantically tries pullout of whatever left of my bed . " Ayo, calm down. I'm sure (reader) can fix this," Jason assures him.

I shot him a glare , " Why do I have to fix your mess ?" . " Because you our super amazing lovely incredible loving sibling " Tim pleads. I gave him a glare too and lord behold walks in Dick with Damian in tow . " Is everyone alright -" Dick asks as he asses the situation.

" It appears Jason's fat ass fell through the ceiling about time he manages to fall through the floor boards," Damain says with a snare . Jason throws a debri at the child who screams and hides behind Dick. " Okay, seriously, why does everyone like to disrupt my peaceful mornings ?" I complain.

" Because we love you," Jason says confidently . " I don't." Damian retrots , " No one asked for your opinion, " Tim sasses . " Okay - everyone stop fighting let's all fix this mess before Bruce gets back " Dick says in attempt to bring order . " Great , I'll be in the kitchen " I say as I go to teleport away.

" Oh no you don't this is a team effort (reader) " Jason complains as he tackles me to the floor. " What is going on here " came Bruce's voice as he appears behind Dick and Damian's form in the figure.

" Daddd" Dick nervously chuckles out . " Father it is all Drake and Todd's fault -" Damian says with a smirk . " I am going to sell that damn child -" Tim complains while glaring at Damian . " Heyyy Bruceeeeee nice uhhh weather we got righttt ?" Jason attempts to distract away from the mess in the room.

Bruce stands there and watches us with an exhausted look. " All if you are grounded " he says firmly before walking away . " WAIT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING " protested all of us in unison . " You are all grounded and that's final " Bruce says with finality before he disappears behind the corner.

Everyone sighs in frustration. " I'm not paid enough for this," I mumbled out as I teleported myself to the kitchen to hopefully at least enjoy a coffee jelly . > ⤙ < .

[surelysilly]

if i were a worm would you still love me in a different lifetime?

“What, I gut a murderer and you're gonna snitch on me?” Jason retrots meanly, childishly, and scowls at the bland look he's given. “Believe it or not, we don’t have much of a serious crime rate amongst the living back home,” he says evenly, and tilts his head. The hairs rise on the back of Jason's neck. “But, no, I'd deal with you, unfortunately.” “And why’s that?” With a hum, Danny shrugs lightly. “You kinda have a weird state of being, honestly,” he says. “Your life got taken and then given back, which equals out, but while you're not contaminated anymore somehow… I dunno, you're weird. Fall a bit more under my purview with all of that though, so.” How does everyone and their mother know Jason’s died? Is it just such hot gossip? “You're Ghost King too?” Jason prods, eyes narrowed, and accidentally crushes the map in his fisted hand. Danny smiles, maybe a bit wistfully even. “Nah, something much better honestly. No shade to Nightingale, though; he seemed like a nice guy.”

[retrotard]

WOW! I don’t think I’ve gotten so many likes on a post before?? Thank you all sm! Here, have a bonus ✨⬇️

[blouisparadise]

There were some amazing bottom Louis fics posted or completed during the month of January. We really hope you enjoy this list and show these fics love. Happy reading!

1) Strawberry Cake | Teen & Up | 1,789 words

When Louis gets stuck in a bad situation at a bar, Harry steps in to help.

2) Intoxicated | Mature | 2,156 words

“Could, I-uh- get a drink, perhaps?” The stranger asks. Louis snaps back. Quickly closing his mouth and attempting to respond to the deep and surprisingly demanding voice. “Oh, I’m sorry but we are closed for the day” Louis responds. In all honesty he could have made the man a drink, but the lack of supplies Louis had thus far prevented him from offering anything but a half drunk bottle of beer. “But the door was open.” The person retrots. Inviting himself further into the establishment and seating himself down on one of the tables. Louis knits his eyebrows together out of confusion. He also stops admiring the man and feels annoyance building up instead. “Yes, the door was open, but my bar is still closed.” Louis replies. Annunciating the fact that he was in charge so his words could be taken more seriously by this customer that was turning from charming to sour.

3) I’ll Love You When The Oceans Dry, I’ll Love You When The Rivers Freeze | Explicit | 2,515 words

Harry and Louis are on vacation with their friends. Louis gets very drunk so Harry takes him back to his hotel room. He sees text exchanges about Louis liking some guy and he gets jealous so snoops more and realizes it is him. In the morning, Louis realizes that Harry snoops and secrets are revealed.

4) Powerless (And I Don't Care) | Explicit | 4,061 words

Everyone on tour calls each other daddy, don’t ask why. And Louis is so used to calling everyone “daddy” that, when he finally comes home, naturally he calls Harry that.

5) Now You Hang From My Lips | Explicit | 6,292 words

Louis gives him an appraising look—starting at the soles of his expensive shoes and ending at the top of his head. “Just a drink,” he answers, because he loves this part—the chase. He loves having someone hanging on his every word and if there’s one thing for sure he’ll make somebody work for it. If H isn’t down for that, if he gives up too easily then it wasn’t meant to be anyways. Because that’s the other half of it, Louis also wants someone who will put him in his place. “Well in that case, I’ve got room with a minibar. Why don’t you come upstairs with me and you can have whatever you want.” Bingo.

6) Mother In Law | Mature | 8,070 words

Harry has been watching Louis from afar for about a month, but he refuses to call himself a stalker. He just admires him, not following him like a creep. Until one day, Louis approaches him. They have sex. Harry finds out that Louis is rich and he feels insecure. He decides that he needs to let Louis go. The problem is Louis falls deeper.

7) Behind Smoke Stained Curtains | Explicit | 19,054 words

It was a particularly lonely night when Harry walked through his door with a flurry of snow. He was a little rough around the edges with a trucker hat pushed down over untamed long hair. He looked a little greasy, a shower definitely not in his recent past. His tan Carhartt work coat was smudged with dirt and oil and caked with grime, his hands shoved deep in his pockets. The scent was overwhelming as soon as he walked in, unmasked alpha from days on the road stewing in a cab of his own pheromones. Louis was sure it was so deep into the fabric of his coat that no amount of washing would ever truly remove the stench. The worlds align when Louis meets an alpha from the road with as many secrets as he holds himself.

8) Sunshine (You Temptress) | Explicit | 26,870 words

All it took was one idiotic dare, one boy, one night. He’s twenty eight years old, six months fresh out of possibly the worst break up you could ever imagine, and his Friday nights are spent fucking a nineteen year old stranger. He’s still not completely sure how it happened.

10) The Road Not Taken | Explicit | 35,285 words

Louis’ not paying attention as his phone unlocks, and he’s shocked when the thread opens and there’s only one message there from an unknown contact. I’m home. For a minute he assumes it’s got to be a wrong number, and before he can decide whether to just ignore it or send a response the three dots show up and then a second message. It’s Harry by the way. And finally a third right after that. Are you busy tonight?

11) You Could Be The One That I Love | Explicit | 39,797 words

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” Niall waved off. “Now, let’s talk man to man to man. You two have had a crush on each other since uni. Now’s your chance to finally get something going. I could see the sparks and connection and attraction back then and I can still see it now, God damn it! You’re just denying fate at this point.” He looked impassioned, his blue eyes wide and imploring. Louis shook his head again and chuckled. “You can’t just snap your finger and expect us to, like, get it on.” “I’m not,” he reasoned. “I’m merely telling you to do something about it.”

12) Paradise Is Getting Closer | Mature | 52,685 words

Louis hated his life, which consisted only of death and destruction. Despite the lives he had saved and continued to save, a part of him couldn't feel satisfied. He had been the one who gave up a normal life and although he knew what was to come, the loneliness had never left him in all these years, not even for a second. He felt it in his heart every time he approached a target, he felt it in the few minutes before falling asleep in his dingy car or while he allowed himself a few hours of sleep before setting off again, and he felt it every time he closed that door behind him.

13) Don't Want No Other Shade Of Blue | Explicit | 58,638 words

Note: This fic is locked and can only be read by AO3 users.

“I know you’re putting on an act,” says Harry after a moment, and Louis scowls when he realises the prince is actually amused. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” says Louis. “All I’ve heard over the past couple of years are rumours of Prince Louis’ kindness, and generosity, and oh, he’s so handsome I can barely pour his tea without shaking!” says Harry, putting on a silly, high-pitched voice for the last bit. Louis’ scowl deepens. “I would already know if you were just another selfish, bratty omega prince. You can’t fool me, darling, but I admire your efforts.” “As you said,” Louis grits out, “those are only rumours. I assure you, I’m a terrible person.”

14) Men Are Shit | Explicit | 77,728 words

Welcome to Louisland. Here you'll find fluffy socks, chaos and always enough alcohol to toast the fact that all men are shit.

15) You Were My Because | Explicit | 109,089 words

Note: Please remember to check tags for any trigger warnings.

Louis has battled the demons of his past for years now and has little hope of finding happiness for himself. Especially now that a school reunion is taking place and the memories of his school days are suddenly coming back with full force. But after rain always comes sunshine, in Louis’ case in the form of his old schoolmate Harry. A story about healing, friendship, finding trust and love.

Check out our other fic rec lists by category here and by title here.

You can find other monthly roundup fic rec lists here.

[karvoja]

Mua on alkanut häiritsemään kuinka muuttolaatikoiden väheneminen nurkissa on saanut asunnon kaikuisaksi. Vanha kämppä ei ollut pinkopahvien takia(?) kovin kaikuisa edes tyhjänä, mutta tavallinen kovaseinäinen kerrostaloasunto onkin näimmä ihan toista maata.

En oo yhtään verhoihminen, mutta kaivoin nyt kangaskätköstäni sopivan mittaisen rääsyn ikkunaan, ja mulla on hirveen ristiriitaiset tunteet tästä yllättäen lisääntyneestä mummovibasta mun asunnossa.

Mummolamaisuuteen syyllisiä ei tietenkään oo mun pöytävalaisin, jossa hapsureunat tai gobeliinikudottu sohvatyyny tai retrot kalusteet tai viherkasvit tai kukkakuvioitu pyyhe. Onneks mun tomppalakanat edes viestittää, että tää mummo on true ally. Tai sitten tää mummo vaan tykkää nahkahousuhunkseista.

[rainbowmod]

Beam: *He starts crying* MaMa....... Mama! *he worms back and forth calling out for his mama, of he couldn't get his way he would scream for his mama to give it to him*

Reze: We're talking in circles here.... I don't think it's getting through your orge head. I do not like you. You act so high and mighty. If it wasn't for father you and Denji would have never married. He arranged it. Denji being with you is exactly what Dad wanted. So if you wanna go with that retrotic that my father is evil, you're doing exactly what he wants, keeping Denji away and with you. *She goes to be with her brother. She didn't care about fighting anymore. She was gonna soak up as much time with her brother as possible*

Beam: Mama!! Buuuu buuuuuu!!! *Buu means I'm being bullied and need help*

[averyscientificblog]

How the Nintendo Switch 2 Might Support 16 Simultaneous Instances of GoldenEye 64—For a Monthly Fee

By Dirk N. Tangents, Industry Analyst

As whispers of the Nintendo Switch 2 grow louder, the gaming industry braces itself for what may be the most ambitious leap in handheld-console hybrid history. While specs remain tightly under wraps, several credible leaks point toward a capability both revolutionary and deeply nostalgic: the ability to run 16 simultaneous instances of GoldenEye 64, the legendary 1997 shooter, through emulation.

Let’s break down what this means, what it would cost you, and how it could—if you’ll excuse the expression—change everything.

The Tech Behind the Madness

From a technical standpoint, the rumored Switch 2 is equipped with a custom Nvidia chipset leveraging DLSS 3.5 and ray-traced retracing (not to be confused with ray tracing—it retraces your regrets). With 24GB of unified memory and a rumored 4GHz clock speed, the Switch 2 will allegedly be able to emulate N64 games so efficiently that it can load up to 16 individual instances of GoldenEye 64 at once.

Each instance would run in its own isolated emulation environment, using enhanced AI interpolation to upscale Pierce Brosnan’s polygonal jawline to something between a paper mache sculpture and an unsettling deepfake of Daniel Craig wearing a Brosnan mask.

The practical result? A 4x4 grid of GoldenEye games running simultaneously on one screen, all in glorious 60fps—unless it rains in one of the levels, in which case the system enters Quantum Cough Mode™, dropping to 17fps for "authenticity."

But There’s a Catch: The GoldenPass+ Subscription

As part of Nintendo’s continued efforts to monetize nostalgia, accessing this 16-instance mode will not come cheap. Sources close to people who are not at all close to Nintendo report that the feature will be locked behind the upcoming GoldenPass+ subscription.

For just $12.99 USD/month, GoldenPass+ offers:

Access to the 16x GoldenEye experience, also known as The Wall of Trevelyans

AI-assisted unlocks of all cheats, including DK Mode: Existential Edition

Optional “Slappers Only” Mode IRL, which sends a Nintendo intern to your home to gently slap you each time you try to pick up a weapon

1.2 TB of compressed voice lines from the original game, playable only through the Joy-Con speaker

The ability to say “I was Oddjob before it was banned” on any voice chat, with a digital badge to prove it

Nintendo's Vision for the Future: Retro-Powered Supremacy

The decision to make GoldenEye 64 x16 a premium feature may seem absurd, but it's part of a larger strategy Nintendo is reportedly calling “Retrotization”—a bold plan to pivot into aggressively monetizing their own legacy at such speed that not even a Waluigi NFT could keep up.

Insiders claim the Switch 2 will eventually support up to 64 concurrent instances of Wave Race 64, provided you're willing to store your consciousness in a USB-C flash drive and re-upload yourself each time you boot the system.

Expert Reactions from the Industry

I reached out to several analysts for comment. Most replied with statements like “Stop emailing me” or “Please remove me from your list,” but one veteran industry insider, who asked to remain anonymous but definitely wasn't Geoff Keighley wearing a fake mustache, said:

“This is the next logical step for Nintendo. People are tired of single-instance nostalgia. They want multi-threaded childhood trauma.”

Final Thoughts

If this rumor pans out, Nintendo will have succeeded where all others have failed: creating a device that can run 16 GoldenEyes, charge you monthly to do so, and somehow convince you it’s a good deal.

Whether you're reliving the glory days of screen-cheating on a CRT or trying to make sense of why there's a $30 DLC for “Double Klobbs Mode,” one thing is clear: the Switch 2 isn’t just a console. It’s a lifestyle. Possibly a cult.

[neohoreca]

Neo Horeca Furniture NEO-190002 Terrazzo With Frame Table

[weltdreamingtea]

Hello!

Today's all of members art.

The theme is 'Mysterious (retrotic style)'.

by the way, It seem like that today's harrypotter day..

So, this is suitable for today.🔍

Thank you!

by Weltdreamingtea

(Edited on 2.May. 2025)

[manic-maniac-man]

MARC JACOBS

SS13 presentation

Image source: Tender is the Night (F. Scott Fitzgerald's novel)

Style: Retrotic Elegance

Keyword: Sporty Detail

[burningcauldron]

Sigh 😔 the retrospectives are retroting

[gameslatino]

Este finalmente podría ser la fecha de lanzamiento de la verdadera GTA 6, dice un nuevo informe

Si eres un fanático de GTA, es probable que estés esperando la próxima entrega en la franquicia icónica: GRAND RETROT Auto VI o GTA 6. Según los informes, el juego se lanzará en septiembre. La exageración se ha estado construyendo desde 2023, cuando Rockstar se juega, la compañía detrás de la franquicia multimillonaria, bromeó el juego en YouTube. Fecha de lanzamiento de GTA 6 y…

[king-nyx]

"I know," Audrey said, playing along. "Just...don't scratch."

Apollo looked at her, "Let's go to bed. Sorry I wasn't here."

Audrey nodded, "Okay. We can go to bed."

Apollo went to bed, barely able to sleep. Audrey didn't even try, staying up all night.

As soon as the sun rose, she got out of bed making a cup of tea for herself.

Dionysus was in the kicthen, drinking.

Audrey didn't meet his eye, "I swear, I'm going to ban alcohol too."

"You fucked up," Dionysus told her.

"No, you did," Audrey retroted. "What the fuck was that?! You berate me and then get him high?!"

"Unlike your chores, weed helps," Dionysus said, looking at her.

"You stepped out of line, again."

"I didn't."

"You did! You did, okay?! I spend months tip toeing around him, worried when he'd explode next and you give him weed?!"

"Because I know it'll help!"

"No! You don't get to come in and declare what helps or not, Dionysus!"

"Why won't you accept that I know how to handle him?!"

"Because, you can't! You're enabling him! I can't talk to him, my husband, in fear that I'm annoying him or going to say something bad-!"

"Well, guess what?! You already did! Good luck if he ever wants to have a conversation with you-!"

"That's not fair! He's my husband! I'm not the one who should be afraid of pissing him off or having a conversation with him!"

Audrey's father came down stairs, woken up by their shouting.

"What is happening?!" He asked them.

Once he saw his daughter's state, he reached over wrapping his arm around her shoulders, "Sweetheart-"

"Don't tell me to calm down, dad!"

Audrey's father sighed, "Just sit down."

Audrey glared at Dionysus, taking a seat.

"I'm gonna go smoke," Dionysus said.

"Take Apollo with you, why don't you?" Audrey said bitterly.

Do you think covid existed in the Season? Do you think that for 2020-2021 Zeus couldn't host two Seasons. He had to wait until 2022 when restrictions finally lifted?

I'm gonna assume that covid didn't exist for my own sanity