#Ricky Myers

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Music Review: SUFFOCATION - Hymns from the Apocrypha (Full Length) Nuclear Blast

Band: SUFFOCATIONGenre: Brutal/Technical Death MetalAlbum: Hymns from the ApocryphaReleased: 11/03/2023Label: Nuclear Blast Continue reading Untitled

[jayy4hunnid]

[fantastickkay]

From SuperTeen, Summer 1999.

[slashingdisneypasta]

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I just really really love this paragraph in Grady Hendrix's book ^^ And I'm just waiting around for my friend to come by so... I was bored /:/: :D

[harper-dearest]

People of tumblr who recognize all 3 characters, what would you name this ship?

Also leave my autism hcs alone I have autism and I smell the autism these fuckers have perfectly

[stromer]

analyzing the FUCK out of the canucks star wars poster instead of working on actual shit that matters.. like college finals or whatever . sorry what else am i supposed to do when they’ve got demmer as han solo ????

[slashersimp123]

How slashers would react to their s/o getting bullied.

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Warnings: gore, blood, harmful words/actions,kinda corny, cursing ,comfort, fluff. NO SMUT OR NSFW

Slashers!- Jason Voorhees, Brahms heelshire, Micheal Myers,and Billy Lenz.

Enjoy my children💕

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Micheal myers

He would normally be out killing. Depends if it’s night or day, but mostly he’s killing at night.

If the bulling is online, I feel like Micheal would just stare. After about 1 minute he would stab the computer, laptop, phone, iPad, or whatever the fuck y’all have. BUT I FEEL LIKE SINCE HES AN OLD ASS MAN HE WOULDNT KNOW ABOUT IT.. that’s why he would stab it-😭

Since it’s online Micheal wouldn’t exactly know which country it is. But if it’s in his town.. WHEN I CATCH YOU RICKIE.. WHEN I CATCH YOU..- (if you don’t get the reference he’s gonna find them and kill them💀)

Micheal usually doesn’t give a shit for anyone and you just stab and ask questions later. (He has not questions.) But since you’re one of Micheal’s special people he would for sure try his best to care for you. He wasn’t really cared for himself so he would try his best to comfort his S/O.

If it’s in real life (like face to face.) he would definitely kill them. Literally doesn’t have to be day or night. Micheal would be so angry to the point he doesn’t care how many people there are, he would kill them. Then he would carry you back to his house and probably try to comfort you.

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Jason voorhees

Jason would be feel so bad for you. He would definitely be a good comforter. He might not know much by the would try his hardest.. UNLIKE MICHEAL..💀 (anyways..)

If it was online.. Then you wouldn’t even be bullied. The internet is to shitty for your phone to even work. And even if it did work. Jason couldnt really go and attack them, he strictly wouldn’t leave his forest because he needs to protect it.. but he would probably to the same thing as Micheal.. (would stab it with his machete-)

If it was in real life though.. HE WOUKD BE LIVID. He used to be bullied when he was younger so he would kill all of them. No matter how many people.

He would blow their fuckin brains out with his machete. Definitely the most quickest deaths in the whole world-

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Billy Lenz

Honestly, if it was online that would be the easiest for billy to help you with. I feel like Billy would feel sad for you, But he would definitely harass the fuck out of the other person. He would call them 24/7 to make them apologize. ALSO SEND THEN DEATH THREATS.. saying “hu-how dare you h-hurt pretty piggy… TA-TAKE IT B-B-baCK! Take it back..! Billy, will F-Find you!!”

Once billy noticed you were hurt he would hang up the calls. He would call them a different time. HE WOULD BE THE BEST COMFORTER IN MY OPINION. He would be super clingy and would definitely smother you with kisses and sweet words.

Billy would call you different names instead of piggy if it was body shaming. Like “pretty kitty” “pussy cunt” “kitty cunt” OR ANY OF THOSE WEIRD THINGS HE SAYS.

But if it was in real like he wouldn’t do anything. He would be to scared to come out of the attic because of the other sonority girls. BUT IF IT WAS NIGHT AND ONLY YOU AND THE OTHER PERSON… he would stab them with his little glass unicorn. OVER ALL, Billy loves his pretty piggy cunt💕

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Brahms heelshire

Unlike the others. He would be unsure what to do. Honestly I feel like he would just do something his lil doll Brahms to haunt them or sm (I’m sorry yall I’ve never seen the boy 1.. only the boy 2.. this is all from what I’ve red and researched about Brahms) well only if they were in the house.

But if they were in the house he would jump out from his crusty walls and grab the person. He would probably just slam their head into the wall or a book case.

But if they weren’t in the house.. then he wouldn’t really do anything. IF YOU CAME IN THE HOUSE CRYING AND SOBBING. He would definitely be angry as shit. But comfort you to the fullest of his abilities. Such as kisses, bed time story’s, cuddles, and snacks. OR ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANNA DO.. even up for something more to make you a bit more happy😏

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IM SORRY THIS WAD SO SHORT YALL.. my ass hurts because I fell on it hard at the playground with my aunts. So YAYAYAYAYY..😍

But anyways about my sore ass..

I HOPE YALL ENJOYED THIS! I’m exhausted from this. Maybe once I get some rest and finally feel motivated I will do something with smut.😏 BUT I HOPE YALL ENJOYED ONCE AGAIN..!

(SORRY FOR SOME MISS SPELLING..)

Bye bye!💕

[cherry-cola-on-ice]

Tender Moments with old man Michael Myers

@brandnewhuman , come get your GILF

Household chores. Hear me out, he loves feeling normal. Doing the mundane things makes him feel normal. Laundry, raking leaves, doing dishes. Anything that he's seen couples do together.

Movie Nights. Surprise, surprise. Michael loves horror movies. But he's willing to forgo if it's not your thing. Has been known to just casually throw on musicals. He has a penchant for Meet me in St Louis. But don't bring it up.

Shopping. Let's assume you take Michael far away from the town of Haddonfield. Somewhere his face isn't plastered on ever window. He doesn't like the actual shopping part of shopping, but he loves being around you. Scary dog privilege.

Sleeping. Okay, yes he loves cuddling. Fight me. Holding you in his arms reminds him that you are real. Not a drug induced dream, a figment of his imagination. Your physical presence so close to him grounds him.

Pumpkin Carving. Yeah, yeah. How very cliche. But really, he loves doing halloween activities with you. Reminds him of his childhood years before the incident. He isn't a big fan of big halloween parties, so avoid those.

Cat Cafés. Michael Myers loves cats. A lot more than dogs (seriously, don't let him around dogs) But holy hell, when you told him about cat cafés, his mind was blown. I don’t care how far it is, take the old man to a cat café..

PDA. Bordering on not tender is his overwhelming desire to touch you. Hand holding, hugging from behind, kissing. Anything that let's people know you're taken. As had full blown makeout sessions in front of coworkers.

Walks. Don't forget to take your Michael out for walkies. He gets restless if you don't. Unlike Jason, he isn't found of nature walks. He's more of a park person. If you two live in a more secluded area, he might enjoy it. As long as it's not cold.

Massage. Speaking of cold, his old man bones set up bad during cold days. At first, in the beginning of your relationship, he is skeptical to have you touch him. He will still be at the point where human contact is not always mean affection. But give it a month or so, and he will warm up to it. Expect him to randomly sit between your legs and push his shoulders into you. This is your sign to rub his shoulders.

Your song

[bootyshaker900o]

“Playlists of my unhealthy obsessions/Simping”

These men have caused such a brain rot- that like they are my whole personality. I made a little playlist of songs for them

Dave/William Afton (🧍‍♂️ I have problems)

Jocelyn Flores - XXXTENTACION

Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me the Horizon

Yandere - Jazmin Bean

Sex, Drugs, Etc. - Beach Weather

R U Mine? - Arctic Monkeys

Play Date - Melanie Martinez

Perverted - Elita

The Neden Game - ICP

Stalker’s Tango - Autoheart

Say My Name - Alex Brightman

Imma Kill You - ICP

Blow My Brains Out - Tikkle Me

CHOKE - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

Ryn, Rabinit Run - Flanagan and Allen

Boogie Woogie Wu - ICP

Donnie

Dirty Harry - Gorillaz

Me and Your Mama - Childish Gambino

Hell of a Ride - Bo Burnham

Family Jewels - Marina and the Diamonds

I’m still standing - Elton John

Puppet Boy - DEVO

Afraid - The Neighborhood

Reflections - The Neighborhood

Fluorescent Adolescent - Arctic Monkeys

One day - Lovejoy

The Ending - Hobo Johnson

Trouble - Hazel Bloom

Teen Romance - Lil Peep

Alien Blues - Vundabar

Team - Mag.Lo

Bad - Michael Jackson

Orphan Tears - Your Favorite Martian

Draxum

Problems - Mother Mother

Zydrate Anatomy - Paris Hilton

Toxic - Britney Spears

Liquid Smooth - Mitski

W.D.Y.W.F.M? - The Neighborhood

Trom Cat - Tyler, the Creator

E.T. - Katy Perry, Kanye West

Molly - MSI

Enemy - Imagine Dragons, JID

Never Satisfied - CORPSE

Desire - Meg Myers

Venom - Little Simz

Daddy AF - Slayyter (don’t ask)

Supermassive Black Hole - Muse

Such A Whore - JVLA

Six Forty Seven - Instupendo

Silco

Daddy issues - The Neighborhood

Genius- Sia, Diplo, Labrinth, LSD

Same Old Love - Selena Gomez

Guys My Age - HEY VIOLET

Life of the Party - The Weeknd

High Enough - K.Flay

Government Hooker - Lady Gaga

Why don’t U - Father, ABRA

New Americana - Halsey

Do You Even? - Jorge Aguilar II

Sugar Daddy - Qveen Herby 

Royals - Lorde

I Feel Like I’m Drowning - Two Feet

New Person, Same Mistakes - Tame Impala

Cold - Maroon 5

Come As You Are - Nirvana

Fantasy - Bazzi

Raph (my sweet baby boy 😭)

Dark Red - Steve Lacy

Somebody To Love - Queen

Careless Whispers  - George Michaels 

Her - Tyler, The Creator 

Are We Still Friends? - Tyler, The Creator

Trumpets - Jason Derulo

Hold On, We’re Going Home - Drake

Rodeo - Lil Nas X

Ms. Jackson - Outkast

EARFQUAKE - Tyler, The Creator

Mine - Bazzi

Die for You - The Weeknd

Love on the Brain - Rihana

Crazy In Love - Beyoncé, JAY-Z

Lucifer

Gooey - Glass Animals

Love Me Dead - Ludo

The Distance - CAKE

Like A Stone - Audioslave

Luxurious- Gwen Stafani

Applause - Lady Gaga

Please Me - Cardi B, Bruno Mars

Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand

Alejandro - Lady Gaga

Love Is a Bitch - Two Feet

Aint no Rest for The Wicked - Cage the Elephant

Animal - Sir Chloe

Mr. Saxobeat - Alexandra Stan

Judas - Lady Gaga

Livin La Vida Loca - Ricky Martin

White Flag - Bishop Briggs

River - Bishop Briggs

Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke

Sway - Michael Bublé

Juicy

Monster Energy Gun - KevinKempt

Chop Chop Slide - ICP

Get Low - Lil Jon

Crazy - Gnarls Barkley

Star Shopping - Lil Peep

Never There - CAKE

Shake That - Eminem, Nate Dogg

Everywhere I Go - Hollywood Undead

Revenge - XXXTENTACION

POLTERGEIST! - CORPSE

My Mom - Eminem

Asshole - hooligan chase

Under the Influence - Eminem, D12

Shots - LMFAO

Him and I - G-Eazy, Halsey

The Hills - The Weeknd

my boy - Billie Eilish

Leo

Ain’t Shit - Dojo Cat

Feel Like God - Gazy

Nightmare - Halsey

Good-Old Fashioned Lover Boy - Queen

Mujeriego - Ryan Castro

Sweet Dreams - Eurythmics, Annie Lennox

Let’s Groove - Earth, Wind, and Fire

Pizzazz - Akintoye

Slumber Party - Ashnikko

INDUSTRY BABY - Lil Nas X

Milkshake - BBY KODIE

Bad - Michael Jackson

Pony - Ginuwine

Death of a Bachelor - Panic! At the Disco

Blah Blah Blah - The Oozes

Everybody Loves Me - OneRepublic

Joker (Joaquin & Heath’s) (don’t ask- please dont)

Purple Lamborghini- Skrillex, Rick Ross

Fame - David Bowie

Wolf is Sheep’s Clothing - Set It Off

To Catch a Predator- ICP

Back in Black - AC/DC

Tentative - System of a Down

Rainbows and Stuff - ICP

Hokus Pokus - ICP

Murder Go Round - ICP

The Juggla - ICP

HAHA - Lil Darkie

Broken - Lund

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Criminal - Britney Spears

Cradles - Sub Urban

Loki

Mind Games - Sickick

I’m A Slave 4 U - Britney Spears

Who is She? - I Monster

A Pearl - Mitski

Cigarettes Out the Window - TV Girl

Redbone - Childish Gambino 

All for Us - Labrinth, Zendaya

Sucker For Pain - Lil Wayne, Imagine Dragons

My Ordinary Life - The Living Tombstone

Bubblegum Bitch - MARINA

I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At the Disco

Partition - Beyoncé

Suit and Tie - Justing Timberlake

Jealous - Eyedress

Yellow - Coldplay

My Oh My - Camila Cabello

[chronic-boogara]

𝚂𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜: 𝚊 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞

this isn’t technically headcanons but also kinda is. i got this idea out of nowhere today bc i remembered a few weeks back when i saw a post kinda like this. anyways find part two here

jason vorhees

this song really speaks volumes to him. you’re such an attractive person and he’s just..well him. jason can’t help but feel as if you’re out of his league most of the time. he loves you with every bone in his body and hope you feel the same

michael myers

michael loves you. he is obsessed with you. you will not leave him ever. he will do anything for you absolutely anything. he will rip anyone apart just to see you smile. he’s a maniac but you’re the gentle touch he needs. he loves your fucked up little love story

thomas hewitt

sweet sweet thomas. he doesn’t care what his family thinks of you he will sneak off from chores just to see you in the barn. he feels so safe in your arms. he knows of hoyt finds out about you you’ll be killed for sure. you’re his little secret

bubba sawyer

bubba feels as if you complete him. you are his better half , his soulmate even. you give him the confidence he never knew had. he’s just so head over heels for you. you’re so mature and smart he can’t help but feel lucky that he has you in his life

vincent sinclair

vince doesn’t consider himself outgoing in any way shape or form. but when he saw you he knew that was an opportunity he couldn’t miss. you two are so different from each other but in the best ways possible. you’re like a ray of sunshine through dark clouds. he wants to take a chance on you. to love again

[hischierlovebot]

which hockeys do you want to see play a basketball game?

give me two teams and their positions if you want!

I'll be real, the positions are the thing about basketball I have the worst knowledge of, so I'll just give you the teams:

On one side Nico (who would have guessed), Jack Hughes (I think he could be kind of like a Ricky Rubio type of player), Quinn Hughes (Alberto Diaz kind of player (my beloved)), and this team needs a little height so Woller, the guy has many hidden talents, maybe basketball is one of them! And finally mitch for the whimsy and I think he'd be fun to watch as a basketball player!

On the other: Sid (I really want to see how many sports he can dominate lmao), Tyler Myers (his brother plays in the NBA and he's tall as fuck, will that be enough), Matthew Tkachuk because I think that could be fun to watch, Wyjo, just because, and finally auston matthews because with his shot? I think he could pull a Jose manuel Calderon and have almost a streak of almost 90 consecutive free throws (he has the record for highest % of free throws going in in a single season, 98,1%)

[lunarmothmann]

bc its fall now and im wanting an excuse to talk abt Halloween, RTC HALLOWEEN HCS!!

ive never done one of these before, but there's a first time for everything!

(these are all angst free! its all fun little ideas and stuff based off of my own friends back when we spent Halloween together)

tw : mentions of gore (nothing expicit, the word gore is just used a few times)

- Ocean and Constance HATE being scared. Constance will 100% start crying if she gets scared really bad, while Ocean will just fall on the ground and refuse to get up until the immediate threat is gone (even tho she is completely safe)

- Penny loves Halloween for the sole reason of scaring the absolute shit out of Constance and Ocean. she plans it out WEEKS in advance, and the other two dread it bc Penny can be really scary when she wants to be

- Noel also hates being scared, but he blows it off, despite always flinching whenever he gets scared. one time, Penny hid in a bush and grabbed him by the ankles when he wasn't looking and he screamed so loud that everyone outside just. stopped. and stared at him.

- Mischa, Penny, and Noel all love one thing when it comes to Halloween, and that's gore. We already know Mischa loves gorey movies like Saw, and Penny just has twisted vibes, but Noel has a dark sort of humor that makes it so he can enjoy the more grotesque parts of the holiday, aside from the more family-friendly stuff

- the whole group still goes trick or treating, mainly for Penny and Ricky's sake, but they all have fun

- Ricky makes everyone's costumes, he asks everyone 2 months in advance what they want and then goes HAM

- Penny picks the most obscure things as costumes. she's like "I wanna be a vacuum" and Ricky just goes with it

- Mischa has absolutely gone as Ash from The Evil Dead before. He wore it multiple years in a row and was pretty upset when he outgrew it (bc theyre teenagers and growth spurts happen). otherwise my man is always someone from a horror movie. Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, you pick.

- Constance and Ocean are usually pretty basic with their costumes, typically going as witches, zombies, etc etc.

- Noel is just constantly going as iconic women in queer media/cult classics. Heather Chandler from Heathers (probably the musical version), one of the Sandersons from Hocus Pocus (either Winifred or Sarah), etc. He's fr running out of ideas.

- Ricky is a cat. every single year. but it just gets gradually more realistic until it eventually gets CGI Cats level freaky.

- i feel like its a universal experience for someone to trip and fall while trick or treating every year. do I even need to say it? its Ocean. every year, without fail, Ocean wipes out on Halloween. she's mainly unphased, aside from being slightly scraped up, but now the whole group makes jokes abt when they think she'll fall

- they all have a movie marathon where they each pick one movie and just eat candy and hang out. they usually pick the same movie every year.

- Ricky picks Ghostbusters. I dont need to elaborate.

- Penny picks Corpse Bride. i hc she likes animated movies, and its a classic.

- Noel picks Rocky Horror Picture Show. like, come on. it makes sense.

- Ocean picks Hocus Pocus. it literally isn't scary at all (which is one reason why she picks it) and she believes its the "superior Halloween movie"

- Constance pick Nightmare Before Christmas. its just a fun movie that everyone enjoys, regardless of the "Halloween movie vs Christmas movie" debate that the group has EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. (they watch it for both. it literally doesn't matter)

- Mischa picks Saw V (even tho the movie he describes in rtc is Saw VI). he gets confused EVERY YEAR wondering where certain parts that he remembered are, never realizing he picked the wrong movie. nobody corrects him.

- it always turns into a sleepover, whether they plan on it or not. its either at Mischa's or Constance's, so its not an uncommon thing for there to be at least 1 random teenager in their house at any given time.

im out of ideas, I might make a part 2 eventually but thats it for rn :)

[enthusiasticenthusiast]

UNSEEN BULLWORTH HALLOWEEN COSTUMES

because i think they all deserve something and this is mostly for the year after the game 🤷‍♀️

Bullies:

based on troy dressing up as edna, i think that the rest of them would have coordinated other teachers based on pulling straws and getting to pick from there. they looked something like this:

russell: dr crabblesnitch

trent: mr galloway

tom: neil

wade: mr slawter

ethan: mr hattrick

davis: ms phillips (he got the shortest straw)

Nerds:

let’s face it. besides thad, donald and beatrice (who was a scientist) they were all their G&G characters. they went all out with props

Greasers:

with vance being a pirate, i feel like the rest of the greasers put time periods into a hat and pulled them out at random, there were too few that they could think of though so lucky put a pumpkin on his head. the results were:

johnny: 1500s king (he asked lola to be the queen)

peanut: viking

norton: middle ages knight

ricky: highway man

lefty: victorian chimney sweep

Preps:

obviously pinky was the princess and parker was a vampire so i imagine the others were the same. derby, gord and justin were princes whilst bryce, bif, tad and chad were vampires. chad even dressed chester in a bat costume

Jocks:

horror. movie. villains. damon and casey were the only exceptions with them being an astronaut and demon

ted: ghostface

bo: jason voorhees

dan: hannibal lecter

kirby: was originally john kramer but is now the jigsaw puppet because he makes the wheelchair look like the bicycle - it’s so cool

mandy: annie wilkes

luis: michael myers

juri: freddy krueger

Non-clique:

there’s no backstory behind them really, there all just a general array but ray, lance, christy and ivan all teamed together to do a DC comics theme

eunice: fairy princess (similar to the christmas one)

sheldon: mummy (with pedro)

karen, gloria and melody: the powerpuff girls

lance: joker

ray: oswald cobblepot

christy: cat woman

ivan: batman

constantinos: nothing. he hates halloween and stayed in his dorm all night

[harper-dearest]

Since twitter is being a bitch, I'll post this here.

[stromer]

ricky if you’re scrolling canucks lb right now i hope this post finds you well…. split zadorov and myers up ASAP. i know i said this would be a great idea but even the most inspired minds can make some silly decisions.

[rockbrary]

SUFFOCATION RELEASE VIDEO VISUALIZER FOR'PERPETUAL DECEPTION'

New York death metal legends SUFFOCATION unleash their ninth full-length album Hymns From The Apocrypha on November 3rd via Nuclear Blast. The follow-up to …of the Dark Light (2017) and the first release featuring the new vocalist Ricky Myers, pushes the band to the very edges of extremity and is arguably the group’s strongest-sounding, most sonically punishing album yet. SUFFOCATION have…