#Russian hardbass

[bijouxcarys]

Some of my favourite songs that aren’t by Led Zeppelin, Queen, Aerosmith, Marilyn Manson, Ariana Grande, Billie Eilish, Lady Gaga, or Michael Jackson

Yeah my music taste is a fucking mess and I love it

[hazyaltcare]

A playlist for an Anatoli (Life of Boris) who has a crush on cameraman Sergei; with themes of hardbass and obsessive love.

Tracklist:

Russian Village Boys - Romantic & Jackass

GSPD - Первое свидание

S3RL & Krystal - R4v3 B0y

dlb - на домашней дискотеке

Hard Bass School - Love Song

Feed Me - Blood Red

Modeselektor - Suckerpin

Animadrop - Obsessive Love

You can listen to it here.

Mod Haze (❤️Alice❤️)

[soapdispensersalesman]

Interestingly video essay on phonk music and how a Spotify playlist can negatively affect a music genre/movement

[dermatilluimania]

[karamazovposting]

Rip Dmitri Karamazov you would have loved hardbass music

[adollt]

If you wont do the Instababe dance with me are we really friends?

[the-unofficial-rakun-piratequeen]

My not very communist manifesto about productivity and self exploitation

I used to think that as long as "you give your best", it'd be enough even without succeding. But now I realize that the idea of "giving your best" is honestly bullshit. Giving your best 24/7 is extremely tiring, and even if you do succeed in anything, the difficulties for the next step are higher, so should I be eternaly giving my best in a pointless way? and, me giving my best for something, is it truly for myself if in the way I sacrifice so much? I doubt that if you give your all the reward will be fulfilling, after all whats the point of winning something if the other things are gone.

With that I mean wasting time, energy, effort, putting yourself in awful situations, blah blah blah. If something you are fighting for is so tiring that you feel that'll never end, or you feel that it's slowly taking away your will to live, then I can't help but doubt if I'm really doing it for myself. But if not for myself for whom?

Maybe some sense of trascendence after death, maybe for social approval, maybe to prove that I'm not all the bad stuff that has been said about me.

All the bad tags that were put into me when I was little remain in a very painful way. Whenever I do something wrong or miscalculate my next move, I can't help but think "Maybe they were right, maybe I'm useless". And now I realize that the more I try to fight it, the more useless I become, because sacrificing my mental health, my wellbeing and wasting time of my life only leaves me with less than what I had when I just started. So I do not plan on keep giving my best, not for anyone, I'll just give enough to pass through.

I prefer to be mediocre and not sacrifice anything if at the end a big part of the effort's reward won't even be for myself. Maybe one day I'll look back and regret that I didn't do enough, but I think that I'll regret more doing too much to end up with nothing. I only want to invest my time now in stuff that give me some sense. The problem is usually that type of stuff it's not something that 'll give me enough money to live. I truly think if at least there were still forest, or more public places with native species where I can forage, or some way to survive without being so dependant on what the higher ups give me access to, everyone would have it easier. If there were such places where one could still take enough for oneself of what nature gives without having to worry so much about ownership everything would be a lot better.

Did my rant into the social expectancy of productivity and the unfulfilling self sacrifice become a sort of slightly communist manifesto? I kinda think it did

But sadly I can only say it is what it is. And that kind of idealistic thinking can only be put to work if everyone agrees into not taking advantage of the system and give at least a little bit of selflesness to the world, but I see it kinda hard.

Thinking about it, when the church did good things (like xenodochiums or the hôtel-Dieu, social work and progress in general), usually it came from a sense of compassion, empathy for the other, community and union. When the church fucked up it was mostly because of the personal intrests of some specific parties.

I'm not a communist, I'm not christian nor religious, but even so I must admit that truly some of their ideas should be quite universal. If we think of our begginings as humans and the fact that we are gregarious, and one of the basis of our survival is being there for the other, when we act in a way that benefits no one but a small percentage that doesn't represent at all the population, when we fight with each other for the favor of the one who is in power, we loose part of our humanity. When we allow someone this god-like status, we are no better than ants , living only so the queen can pass on her genes, meanwhile the rest can have the bare minimum to survive.

We stop taking into account the individual while at the same time we hyperfixate on the individual. It's quite paradoxical because the individual we hyperfixate usually isn't ourselves, no matter how egoistic we are, the one we hyperfixate into is the same one we seek aprovation from.

It's like when we talk about the cult towards Elon Musk. Usually the profile of the people who follow him is slightly "selfcentered", or to put it in another way, the stereotype of a straight white man who thinks poor people are poor because they want to. So no matter how selfcentered they are, they still lose their individuality becoming nothing but an ant working for their queen hoping one day they can become her. Saddly that's exactly why things don't change. People don't want to beat the system, they want to get to the top of it, and it's understandable, no one wants to go to the bottom by trying to derrocate the state powers. No medieval noble would like to offend the king and become a slave.

in synthesis: FUCK GIVING YOUR BEST, FROM NOW ON THIS BITCH IS ONLY GIVING BARELY ENOUGH TO PASS

AND A BIG MIDDLE FINGER UP TO EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE (including myself and the person reading this, with all my love, go fuck yourself, tehe~ <3)

[phntasmgoria]

my rodya listens to stuff like this in her free time.

[dbphantom]

So I know I said I was working on that g/en/re/x amv and then that f/fx/v drawing but you remember de/vil/may/cr/y 5's king cerberus theme and how it changes depending on which head is controlling each of the 3 elements (fire, lightning, ice)? What if I

a hypothetical question. im unmedicated. i already started.

i think of it EVERY time im playing ignis... i just have to complete the boss battle with solely ice and lightning until i have enough footage for the 4 minutes remaining and that’s fine because my hobby is beating the shit out of god and also ardyn

[bugsysaboy]

Kite Headcanons <3

ALRIGHT THIS ONE IS FOR MY FELLOW KITE STANS!!! all 5 of us!!!!

No content warnings, sfw

-has the worst appetite known to man /hj

-he usually just eats soup

-he can easily be thrown off by the texture of certain foods (certified jello hater!)

-although, honestly, if he's hungry enough he'll eat anything.

-autism be damned, my boy can work a grill campfire.

-anxious as FUCK in restaurants. He's too awkward to order and will just s t a r e for too long unintentionally at the waitstaff.

-also will be awkward about starting his meal and will just hork it down when no one is looking. (Look, he grew up on the streets, eating fast so no one takes his food is just a hold over.)

-REALLY GOOD CANDID PHOTOS BUT DO NOT ASK THIS MAN TO POSE! HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING!

-you know that meme that's the person doing the half a heart with their hand and the other person has a thumbs up? ...yeah.

-ACTUALLY THAT BEING SAID he's really handsome when caught off guard, but when he's actually engaging in conversation with someone he's kinda funny looking? Like he'll suddenly be aware of how he's carrying himself and maintaining eye contact and he will over correct.

-This man has no game!!! This man can neither pull nor flirt! 29 years old and even the idea of holding hands gets him flustered.

-on top of this if he's romantically interested in someone he's really prone to just avoiding them.

-KITE AND CRAZY SLOTS IS JUST MANZAI! KITE IS THE STRAIGHT MAN AND CRAZY SLOTS IS THE FUNNY MAN! KITE SAYING "ah, bad roll" AND GRIPING ABOUT CRAZY SLOTS IS JUST A BIT TO HIM! HE THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS BUT NOBODY SEES THIS.

-dad jokes and puns all day everyday

-also he can actually be pretty chatty, like don't get me wrong when he's really focused he'll probably just shut up but during downtime? Around a campfire? He loves to spin a yarn or talk about his work.

-He also loves to hear about what others are passionate about!

-gets a general feel for people really quickly- he'll open up to people he gets good vibes off of pretty fast, but others he's more iffy on he may keep things cordial. This can, however, lead to snap judgements about people that might not be always correct.

-excellent pickpocket, now that he has a stable income through being a hunter he won't use this ability often...

-okay might do it to prank someone

-...or humble them.

-Met Ging when he was 15 and Ging was 18

-if he sets an alarm he somehow always manages to wake up just before it goes off

-hammock conoisseur 😌

-if he was in the real world he'd be Russian. (This is literally just based off of vibes and some edit an artist made of Kite running to Russian hardbass.)

-thinks it's really funny to say "have you considered..." to someone and when they ask him to elaborate he just says "...just... have you considered."

-loves sunflowers, loves sunflower seeds

-likes to keep a spare scarf handy in case someone needs it

-makes the crazy slots noise when he's really trying to concentrate

-favorite candy is saltwater taffy

-I like to imagine that he got the idea for crazy slots because of a boardwalk carnival in the town he grew up in. The carnies knew that Kite could win any of the games they had, no matter how rigged, it was uncanny.

-...probably used the plushies he won as pillows, maybe with the smaller ones he'd let his dogs play with.

-AND YES, HIS DOGS ALL HAD NAMES. ALEXEI, BORIS, SERGEI, PUSHKIN, FYODOR JUST TO NAME A FEW

-Favorite author is Dovstoevsky

-legitimately does not remember where he got his hat from, it's just kinda always been there, you know?

-he's not super focused on material goods and he doesnt really like receiving gifts (exceptions are made for anything handmade or a really cool rock.)

-...call him pretty and he'll fold

[keysorsomething]

Would you be willing to write a beach day with the spetsnaz but reader has a platonic relationship with all of them

Of course !!

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There is a lot of sunscreen

A near excessive amount you could say

Rodion still ends up burnt

Minotaur picks anyone he can hold up and throws them into the water

This will include you at least once

Bale gets it a lot more

That's what he gets for being a twin

Not even Nikto is safe from Minotaur's tossing

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There is a lot of sunscreen

A near excessive amount you could say

Rodion still ends up burnt

Minotaur picks anyone he can hold up and throws them into the water

This will include you at least once

Bale gets it a lot more

That's what he gets for being a twin

Not even Nikto is safe from Minotaur's tossing

Most of the time Nikto plays fetch with Sputnik

Bale grills Shashlik for everyone

I see him being the best cook of the Spetznas so it slaps

Rodion has a speaker that's blasting hardbass

No one else is pleased with this

Sputnik won't walk near it when it's playing

If you're more up to stay on the beach to tan, Bale is there to have conversations with you

If you prefer to stay at the edge of the water, Minotaur is hanging out there and will probably splash you at least once

Rodion is out past the breaking point, bobbing through the waves

And Nikto is wherever Sputnik takes him, but probably somewhere further down the beach in ankle-deep water

He will not let you play fetch with Sputnik

He says it's because they're "training" but he just gets jealous when Sputnik gives affection to someone else

That's HIS hyena goddamn it

Sputnik does probably tackle Rodion once though

If it's an American beach Rodion keeps insisting that everyone plays volleyball

Nikto sits out so that you can play and it will be even

He has to hold Sputnik anyway

The end of the day is every one very tired piling into the car

Bale drives, Nikto sits in the passenger seat, and you sit with Minotaur and Rodion in the back

Sputnik sits in Rodion's lap

They play much slower, quieter Russian music in the car

Minotaur seems hyped still, and Bale is still very aware, but Nikto's head rests on the window and Rodion buries his face in Sputnik's fur

Bale is on aloe vera duty after

Rodion is pretty burned, Minotaur is burned the worst, and Nikto managed to make it out of there not burned at all

Nikto complains about not being able to house Sputnik (and Rodion) down outside

Sputnik gets showered first, there is no argument to that

You get back to the place you're staying and Nikto just wanders into the bathroom and puts Sputnik into the tub

You may not help (see above)

He won't mind you watching, though

Rodion takes Sputnik out so that Nikto can shower next

You have a choice in what order you can shower now

But Sputnik going first is non-negotiable

He is the most important person on this trip, duh

[doctordeathawaits]

Transgopnik tips?

EX GOPNIK WITH SHITLOAD OF GOPNIK BROTHERS. I AM YOUR MAN TO GO TO !

TRANS - GOPNIK ...

You first have to have the drip. Adidas tracksuits, the Adidas shoes, everything Adidas. Pairing that with a white tank is PEAK fashion !

The music - Gopnik music is peak Russian-trash /pos, lots of bass which birthed the Gopnik holy grail : HardBass .

The thought process - gopniks are known for being quick to react, if someone is side eyeing you or anything, make sure to be quick to think of a defence !

The aggression !! Gopniks are known to be more aggressive, especially to strangers ! Highly territorial and hate to see unknown faces where they normally hang around.

Patriotism ! Most gopniks are Slavic and were raised eastern European, so being proud of the country you are from should be ten fold !!

Gopniks are protective, they choose their friends carefully, yet the second someone shows trust in them, or does something in their respect, know that that person will be protected ! Gopniks value family, whether it is found or biological <3

Gopniks value quality time - eating sunflower seeds, driving around or sitting and drinking with friends ! Helping to make food for their parents or helping a cousin repair something !

Those cunts love diy, if its not made by your own sweat and tears, ITS NOT WORTH IT !

I highly recommend LifeOfBoris, he is probably the best when looking for inspiration on your transition !

[turnthepagevn]

what's rigel like?

he's like if russian hardbass was a person

[saintkaczynski]

le watchinf this bat run to russian hardbass

[askbadosha]

Ngl, since Russian troops are retreating, they're probably laying mines, the AT type. Equip Bradleys with low frequency subwoofers and charge into battle playing hardbass, watch as a tunnel opens in the minefield.

It's so dumb, the russians won't be able to predict it