#SCREAM SCREAM

[wlwsakura]

PUNCHIN AIR

[mohn-fuchs]

Ein Blatt braucht zwei Dinge um glücklich zu sein. Ein Fuchs auf den Kopf und einen Kaffee in der Hand. Ich bin ja ganz glücklich das Fuchs auf Platz 1 steht vor dem Kaffee. ich meine... ist nicht so eindeutig, ne? Ein älteres Geburtstagsgeschenk für meine geliebte Juno : 3 Möge ihr Spitzbart niemals ausfallen.

[omegaverse-anesthesiologist]

why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

[its-arson-time]

this post is meant for mobile users

[oldwomanyuri123]

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

[jetstargenderfuckery]

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

[symphony-calamity]

"do it scared" ok but I would like to do something some other way occasionally. Like at least once. For a change.

[chonylolu]

me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

[thebibliosphere]

My mum dropped new family lore today when she off-handedly mentioned being diagnosed with "fibrositis" in her early 30s.

I'd never heard of it before, so I Googled it and what's it called these days? Fibromyalgia. I said, Mum, do you mean to tell me you've lived 40+ years with fibro pain, and no one's done anything about it?

She said, "You can do something about it? The doctor back then just said I needed to have a baby."

Perplexed, I asked, "Why would that help?"

"Because then I wouldn't have time to think I was in pain."

So, anyway. Haha. As soon as this migraine stops, I'm hopping on a plane back home to commit murder. Anyone want to come?

[chunkymonkeycupcake]

[inksplit]

[as-i-watch]

Affirming boys' right to be silly and women's right to blow shit up

[its-arson-time]

if you name a harry potter character im putting you in a saw trap. fuck off get out get out

HP FANS GET OUT OF MY SWAMP !!! TRANSGENDER BEAM TRANSGENDER BEAM 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[fata-vocant]

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

[doom-dreaming]

"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"

YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD