#SHE COULDVE HAD AN AXE

[raddestrose]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GUNSLINGER

[meatgoat]

double zeta might not have been a major waste of time if it tried harder to focus on haman's whole deal. or if iino kept the wig on

[disenchanteds]

okay now ep 2

the wild card is literally they are always starving but they cannot eat normal food they have to chomp on stones and dirt and grass and wood and everything that isnt usually food and each one gives them a different effect (including poison) and they have to figure out which foods actually feed them AND THEN it gets randomised every like hour or so? (they have 3 hour recording sessions so idk exact timing so) and so they start from square one again and there was A Lot Of Death

now so every life series cows are important for food u see but then thats where all the mayhem and stealing happens and impulse goes over to gem and joel to accuse them of stealing his team's cows when they didnt and it was actually martyn but none of them know that and so the next time scott cleo pearl and impy comes over gem says "i dont like you impulse" AND THEN SHE TURNS AROUND AND SAYS TO PEARL "and i dont LOVE you because you betrayed me last season" and just the pure fact that gem said love instead of like for pearl??!? the fact that she just rounded on pearl like that even though pearl has done nothing??? *cries in despair* and now we have gempearl divorce arc

TO MAKE THINGS WORSE bdubs found out that cobblestone wall causes poison and gives it to pealr and asks her to eat it but pearl already knows what it does so bdubs asks her to give it to someone else and she tries to give it to gem but gem refused and did not want to trust her even when pearl said she would eat it with her and then pearl eventually gives up and walks away while saying "i should try this on someone else but everyone else is my ally" BUT GEM OVERHEARD IT and turns to scott who was just standing there and said "wHy would she say that SHES INSANE" even though from pearl's pov u can basically tell that pearl believed that with gem she wouldnt take the aftermath too hard and would laugh about it with pearl and then forgive her while others might not but GEM TOOK IT THE WRONG WAY AND UGHHHH

and then heres more stuff they've said on livestreams

basically gem has been playing through subnautica and there was this one scene where a person breaks up with someone else and says the line "i would like to reduce our hours together. to zero" and gem basically reacts to it by saying "wow i've never heard a breakup line so cold before...reduce our hours together to zero. i should try that line on pearl" head in hands WHY gem WHYYY

and then pearl on her stream said "why are people saying i betrayed gem when she was actively trying to kill my mounders (her alliance team) the whole time and i actually allied with scar for the last episode and never had any actual alliance with gem so really she betrayed me first" and guess what SHES RIGHT. i really need to lock them in a closet and have them talk it out i swear. and during the secret life finale even, pearl literally said to gem "lets sword it out gem lets sword it out" when pearl couldve killed gem with a bow easily and pearl is also better with an axe and has lost to gem multiple times with a sword but idt gem heard it and scar and gem were already battling it out so now we have gempearl divorce. i am both so enthralled but also in pain. save them please

there is actually so much more that happened in this ep but i'll prob talk about it tomorrow together with ep 3 because im sleepy eepy and i have to watch ep 3 that just came out too

OKAY OKAY TOXIC YURI TIME OKAY. gem NO DON'T DIVORCE HER but also I am SO here for it they should get more toxic but also PLEASE DON'T CAN YOU BE HAPPY PLEASE but also YESSSS TOXIC YURI

[confessioncivilization]

JUST REWATCHED ALL OF PVP CIV HERES MY THOUGHTS (spoilers for pvp civ up to s2e2 ofc)

okay so minor thing but, pvp language guy is the one who drugs evbo when he gets kidnapped and stuff which i knew but like, boooooo i live in my own world so i pretend zam did that lol

btw where did pvp language guy get the potions. i dont think theres nausea pots in sword civ, and tabi had pots so maybe axe civ has pots???

um ok so, i feel like there was a bit of a plot hole. with armor. so , like…. why do most iron swords and all the diamond swords and tabi and clown NOT wear chestplates? for iron swords maybe it makes sense, bc its usually peaceful and all. i feel like diamond swords should have armor though??? like just in case yk? and of ANYONE id think the axes would definitely have armor. they are super aggressive so that would be big for them. but they just DONT. even clown and tabi, DIAMOND axes. maybe its not available for them???? but also, tabi HAD a chestplate, and if you have a diamond weapon you can keep your items on the gold level, so tabi would still have her iron chestplate (probably would hide it in her inventory, but wouldnt she put it back on once she left sword civ?). BUT SHE DOESNT WEAR IT?? maybe it disappeared magically or something but also then there wouldnt be armor in axe civ apparently? and the bows didnt have it. ugh idk just bothered me. maybe some lore reason exists but rn feels like a massive plot hole. maybe all the civs have different shopping stuff and axes just got pots instead of armor sigh idk..

so there ARE layers to bow civ but its not like based on different versions of the weapons. WHY DIDNT THE AXES FIND THEM DUDE?? are there like actually secret areas down there??? maybe something axes cant hit bc its too far away and designed for bows. idk dude. the ladders down were NOT that well hidden so i feel like the axes couldve totally found everybody unless there were secret areas

wtf are the eternal weapons for bows tridents n shields ?? like theres ONE version. does it just have unbreaking 100000000. thorns shield would be cool but thats not a thing, maybe loyalty trident and idek for bow. would say infinity but they lowkey already got that, maybe its just a crossbow?????? visually doesnt seem like itd be different from normal ones. perhaps thats why eternal bow wasnt shown maybe evbo hasnt figured out what to do for it smh.

saw this in another post but axes having access to logs as blocks because axes are utility as well as pvp?!?!?! what if axe civ is just lumberjack civ and they all cut trees all day. here in lumberjack civilization nobody chops fo- anyways. 

parrot was EXILED guys the divorce arc is real i think. either toxic or sad doomed yaoi would be nice thanks

WHAT GUARD TOLD THE BOWS ABOUT THE RESPAWNING POWER??? “that guard said ferre has it-” is that OUR guard or a different one? havent seen any other guards other than guard friend in bow civ so ??? also how would guards know that. they arent on diamond level. i mean evbo totally couldve told guard friend but idk, also seawatt seemed like he couldve already bribed him a little before but also im not sure thats what actually happened its probably just cuz of weird wording. but are there other guards? would like to know…

its also just crazy how much better the production is cuz i just watched the herobrine series and the improvement is ABSURD!!!! its actually awesome super cool to see. yeah i JUST watched it for the first time but wahhhhh im a new fan i literally only started watching evbo for park civ and i found it at the tail end of its virality and people have thought im a longtime fan because i am CRAZY and nope im not im a FAKE FAN . NORMALIZE BEING A FAKE FAN >:(

anyways that was my ramble for now yay yay yay

-pvp civ lunch person

woahhhh i only half read it bc oh god thats a lot of text but something that stuck out to me was the chestplates. For the diamonds, I was thinking that bc they’re at the bottom and never open the door, they don’t face many threats, so there’s no need to protect themselves. And the axes, I’m thinking they think they’re superior and much more powerful than the others, so the other weapons pose little threat to them. Hehehe i’ll go back later and reread all of it fr this time. Its late rn though i should probably go to bed :b

[vilecrocodile]

mouthwashing 2nd pt thoughts...

ok so i liked the last third of the game a lot more this time i think i was getting kind of Tilted the first pt by some of the mechanics (the graveyard esp was giving me a lot of grief lol) but i had an easier time this go. tho i do still think it feels a little like padding, the graveyard and the snakehorse sequence couldve been a bit just shorter and less annoying to get through, and the vent baby part is just nothing to me. puzzles like curlys valves feel a lot more appropriate to the tone and tension of the game and i wish we'd had a few of those instead..

anywayyyyy thats kind of a minor quibble. my real main Issue with the game is i hate how anya is like entirely absent from the labyrinth sequence. i guess you could argue that its cause jimmys perspective and he doesnt care about or acknowledge her as a person but how much of a fuck does he rly give about swansea and daisuke either and they featured pretty prominently. but anya doesnt even get to....appear, unless you count the big disembodied womb or jimmys manifestation of his unborn child as polle. which is really just, erasing her further by making her just incidental to Jimmy's Problem, collateral damage not even worth mentioning. it really just bugs me given how central she is to the game and its themes. i feel like a callback to the 'window' screen and the dead pixel wouldve worked rly well..............

otherwise all the rest of the game is truly 10/10 no notes. noticed a detail i missed the first time around, which is that in the labyrinth the polle posters change slightly to show rise and shine polle sloshed off the mouthwash, accident polle with the axe, lend a hand polle with blood on its hands.. tho there wasnt one with the delivery polle (my friend says cause they never made the delivery!)

[seaweedbraens]

I 100% agree that the Calypso plot being dropped would’ve made BOO better, but what do you think would’ve been the best replacement for the “an oath to keep with a final breath” line? Still a promise Leo makes, or someone else?

literally rick couldve made up any oath ever and had someone die - couldve been an oath hazel gave to sammy or something and she couldve died instead of leo. hell, leo couldve made an oath to jason or piper and died to save them. something. ANYTHING.

bottom line is, someone has to die. i have said this before many many times, but death is vital to a story like pjo because it makes the threat (gaea, in this case) real. all the characters talk about possibly dying to this war, so what is the point of the big bad villain being hyped up if nobody dies because of it?

i havent thought that deeply into the repercussions that would be caused by axing calypso, obviously. but its a story. you can make shit up. imo, rick chose the easy way out by giving leo a love interest and not killing him. but that's just my opinion.

[julymp4]

i love tog dearly but its really the opitome of pure of heart dumb of ass

[svedupelle]

the people pleasers wanted to ascend because they knew they had achieved their purpose, so the tree could remake and "upgrade" them, giving them new purpose and giving them a reason to go on living. its not that they were dissatisfied with themselves, its the opposite. they were done and they knew it and accepted it. they didnt want their own end, but a new beginning.

ruby accepts the tea because she felt like she had failed, like she wasnt good enough, and that the tree could remake her a better hero than she was, and in the process, she would essentially forget all about whats happened.

that's suicide. like, thematically and allegorically, it is very much akin to suicide. she's depressed and traumatised, feels like nothing she does ends well, and is now "killing herself" hoping that it'll lead to something better. that's where she and the people pleasers differ: they're satisfied and want renewal, she's dissatisfied and wants to escape her trauma

you cant equate the two!! it doesnt work! you cant have a whole episode showing neo bringing back past traumas, driving ruby to suicide and then the next episode have her friends and sister go "actually this is a good thing and its now for ruby to decide how to move forward 🥰" ruby's fucking depressed! this is fucking stupid!!!

the biggest difference between the the pp and ruby is that the pleasers have a purpose imposed on them, while ruby's ascribing one to herself. yknow when little asks her what her purpose is at the beginning? and she doesnt know what to answer? thats because she doesnt have a purpose!! because people dont have purposes!!!

she tries to meet an impossible standard, LITERALLY. she wants to be like the "heroes in the fairytales" who dont exist! and the mother she puts on a pedestal wasnt one either, because guess what, summer fucking died. ruby reaching for summer's axe is a perfectly tragic thing for her to do, because she's dooming herself to fail again, because summer failed. im going insane.

the rebirth that the tree gives the afterians shouldnt work for humans because humans dont have a purpose. and being "given" a purpose by the tree to end up like something like the people pleasers or the cat should b horrifying, and if they'd leaned into that a bit more it couldve worked well, but no. i guess ruby's on a journey of self discovery and not self annihilation

[spiribia]

so funny how immediately preceding the toki ni ai wa scene utena laments that she and touga were going to see the stars together and anthy had to go the absolute extra mile to bring them down to her. she was like Your 'prince’ is nothing watch this. there were already stars in the sky at that point if they were reflecting in the water. she couldve just done this but instead she took an axe to the pipes

[anissapierce]

Animorphs question based on a fic idea i had as a teenager:

So has Marco had the talk tht brown kids get abt police? Cassie def has but marco i think its possible he hasnt n lets say this is a reading of the book where its not even a question that hes brown Latino to any onlooker.

So eva couldve given him tht talk before she got taken over but idk i feel like well in my experience... I think brown communities that ive known abt had friends within those communities if the parents an immigrant it doesnt get had at all or if the parent isnt they hold off until the kid is like a preteen .... especially if the family isnt poor is in a 'good' area etc. And then you add having a white dad into the mix idk

Maybe marco caught on cause hes a perceptive kid but like ... Idk i dont think it's out of the realm of possibility that hes just unaware. This is the nineties and his dad is like a star trek nerd so i think his way of talking abt his son abt race was v colorblind.

But then ax gets his human morph and like marco n cassie hes seen as Not White. Is it possible that his race n ethnicity r v eye of the beholder v dependant on area hes in? Sure but a cop seeing a kid who looks like ax in the city at night will raise alarm bells.

Cassie obviously sees the obvious problem there especially bc she probably is aware of how ax's behavior can ping as being off in a way that others can perceive as a threat or possibly him being on drugs which is seen as dangerous as well. N mb thts just me reading something into her character that isnt there but uhh her family has owned the farm they turned into a rehabilitation center for animals since the civil war so...

[conkerfrog]

Gonna do a lil' mini review for some of the bots I got recently, so here goes...

First off, Velocitron Scourge. Very, very, very nice figure, I love his colours, his lightpiping is absolutely BEAUTIFUL, and hes an overall solid figure!

My only niggle is his gas tanks, which flip out from his thighs. After siege optimus' leg transformation, earthrise, kingdom, and legacies primes have fallen short in my opinion.

Trailer is decent, not much interest in that, but his sword and axe are cool.

8/10

Next up, we got Legacy Tarantulas. A cool, creepy dude, who looks absolutely epic. I love his colours, and his transformation is chef's kiss.

It might just be me, but i also feel like his head is just sliiiiiightly too big, in comparison with the other beast deluxes.

Love his grapple gun, and his pizza slicer, which is a nice reference to his transmetal form

9/10

Number three, SS86 Sludge. Hes a big boi. A very big boi. Quite possibly the biggest boi. And hes amazing! Transformation is brilliant, pretty much nowhere near what i initially expected, with so many clever little bits, hes just a joy to have, and he looks very good next to my grimlock (still need Sla... Slug. Heh. )

Hes got a big blaster that looks pretty good, but i have no idea what his gun is supposed to look like, so i dont know how accurate it is.

9/10

Velocitron Override/Nitro Convoy next. Shes ace. Ive watched the unicron trilogy once when i was younger and dont remember much, only that everyone says its terrible, which im choosing to ignore. However, i absolutely love the designs, and override is a shining example of how good they are. I love her epic shins, her head aculpt is noice, and i love the new design of her gun, and that it can hold one of the old cyber planet keys!

I do worry about her translucent red chest and the hinge its on, but theres been no signs of stress yet.

10/10

Heres the problem child though... Buzzworthy Terrorsaur... Honestly, I ordered him on a whim, and then immediately regretted it, and found out that you can't cancel an order on pulse unless you contact customer service, who got back to me after it had been dispatched and couldnt do anything. I decided to keep him, because the golden disk one costs more than I'm worth. Objectively, a very cool toy. Brilliant colours, nice mould, all that. The problem is that he's not MY terrorsaur, if you get what I mean. I never had the original toy, my only experience with him is the show, who had a completely different colour scheme. However, hes growing on me.

Also, his ankle vall joints are quite loose.

6/10

Most recent acquisition, today actually, is Legacy Blitzwing. Very mixed bag honestly, i love his bot mode, it looks brilliant, but the other two are slightly lacking.

Out of his alt modes, the tank is easily better. Thick, chonky, and bigg. Very nice. Only complaint is the cockpit on the front, which i feel couldve been covered up with some panels flipping in off the shoulders.

But the jet... Ehhhhhh... It wouldve been so much better with ough the sides of the tank just hanging off the underside. But as usual, one of the modes of a triple changer has to take the fall, and the jet mode was it. At least it wasnt the whole figure, like the t30 version!

Guns are cool, so is the sword, and i couldnt care less about the big hands. They went into the parts draw immediately.

7/10

I saved the best til last, Velocitron Cosmos. I love him. So much. Hes my chonky lil man. I love the colours proportions, headsculpt, even his lil flag and gun are brilliant. Hes definitely worth the arm and leg i paid for him, and i would do it again. Was it a bit much? Yes. Am i happy with my purchase? Hell to the yes.

His UFO/landmine/doorbell/boob mode is brilliant too, the gaps bother me nowhere near as much as i thought they would, and i love how the head flips into his chest, rather than messing about trying to pull the head from a tiny hole.

10000000000/10

Well, those are some of the bots I've bought recently, I'll probably post a full shelves pic soon, but theyre all messy at the moment, because when i mess with them, i dont always put them back in their pose.

Should be getting elita 1 next week, and I have all of wave 3 preordered (bar bombburst/blood) and flamewar too, so I'll post shots of them when they arrive.

Conkerfrog, out.

[forlay]

What about Ax?

thank you!!<3 this turned out pretty long again hehe

my favorite thing about him has got to be how silly he is...i know a lot of it is owed to him being unaccostomed to human form and human culture but i love when he repeats words and that part of him fading as he got older made me a bit sad... hes still plenty silly enough though i know he loves blorbo from his shows..i also love when they need his alien knowledge about something and hes like yes i had this in school! i was resting my eyes at that time though! hes a bit stupid ❤️

least favorite thing from a doylian perspective has got to be the stagnation of his character development halfway through...so much more couldve done with him!! otherwise he can be a little shit but it works so well for his character haha

one of my favorite lines of his has got to be after his argument with cassie in 52, where he was convinced he hated her and all humans, but then, when just for a few seconds he thinks something has happend to her and gets so worried and it makes him realize how much he does care about her!! oh god! this is like a whole moment sorry, an actual line would be, when hes talking to estrid after giving her a cinnabon goodbye gift and they have this exchange:

<Is this as delicious as the jelly beans?> Estrid asked, holding the warm paper box. <Even more,> I said. <And this is why you care for these humans?> I thought of the human hosts who had made a shield of their bodies to protect my friends. Thought of the many, many, uncountable times Prince Jake or Rachel or Cassie or Marco or Tobias had risked death to help me. <Yes,> I said. <That is why I like humans. It is all about the cinnamon buns.>

there is just something that really always GETS me when ax reaffirms his love for humanity, which is also why i cry at nearly every ax book because his books are usually about that which kind of sucks but it still gets me every time haha

relationship wise, i really enjoy his dynamics with all the other main six again, though i especially love his friendship with cassie. like when she comforts him when hes homesick and invited him to dinner or when she holds his hand while he cries, and the aforementioned death scare... aughhh. romantically i think axmarco is very sweet, i like that marco makes such an effort to actually be friends with ax, visiting him at the scoop as early as MM 1, and marco IS his biggest anchor to human culture (tobias is axs best friend of course! but a bird that lives with you in a forest cant really lend you his vhs cassettes...) and just the slow but steady development of their relationship into closer friends is :,) really cute...

a headcanon, hmm, i personally think ax is gay, probably hasnt realized it yet, also no human gender for my boy! i also like the heacanon that he would wear skirts and dresses <333 also hes very expressive as an andalite and he overemotes as a human and is basically always smiling or pulling weird faces because he has so much fun doing it

unpopular opinion again none maybe, i wish his ending had been different, but i also think applegate did a great job with the ending. its not happy but it is realistic, its not a and they lived happily ever after at all, but that makes it better. it just also makes me very sad haha

a song for him! ive posted mowglis road and imposter syndrome, so im choosing a new one! community gardens by the scary jokes!!

favorite ax images are these ones :) just silly...

[xamaxenta]

HI IM THE BRAINWORMS ANON i dont have many specific thoughts i just saw him and thought “this is it.” LIKE IT JUST MAKES SENSE!! the thought of him barely surviving marineford but being able to hang on then be modified into a cyborg?? MWAH!! there’s a mechanical concept art nami shaped hole in my heart that mechanical ace would fill. also having many thoughts on who would fix him. does the whitebeard pirates have a mechanic of some sorts? do they meet up with franky somehow either at sabaody after marineford or someone knows of vegapunk’s old lab at karakuri island and they somehow bump into him?? another third party?? i kinda love the idea of franky making him into a cyborg and then teaching marco and deuce how to fix him up if something happens because as doctors they insist of being able to treat any crewmates even if it is outside of their regular field.

sorry this was longer than i expected it to be LMAOO don’t feel obligated to respond to this as it is a lot but hope u enjoyed the rambling! also let’s be honest; the real brainworms comes from how hot he is

i see you too are a connoisseur of the concept art of mechanical armed Nami and her great axe, love that and I still love the Nami we have today but she couldve had her mecha arm and we couldve had so many cool interactions with Franky and Ussop that we have been robbed of

I love the idea of the whitebeard pirates sailing aimlessly after marineford, coloured by grief, Marco staying beside Ace day and night as his living life support until they port at Karakuri island and maybe it is Franky who helps them, gives Ace a new life

But physically Ace died and he no longer has fire powers, so maybe this could tie in neatly with Dressrosa where Luffy says he wants Franky to have the mera mera fruit, as repayment for saving Ace’s life

Ace still has fire power just not logia related, Franky installed flamethrowers inside him 😂

[storiesofsvu]

OC/SVU season premier thoughts:

They really missed the ball on not using Rita as Wheatley’s attorney….

The fucking theme song SLAPS

THIS mother fucker (sg brewster) has guest starred on SVU like three times already…

Sg Bell is SO HOT WOW.

Can we talk about how they just jumped two months, shoved Elliot undercover, ignoring the fact that he NEEDS THERAPY, and like.. where’s Eli?

Wait… what happened to Angela?? Why is she all crippled?? I’m so confused.

🙄🙄🙄🙄 “ohhhh its 2021, we cant have police brutality anymore, lets put Elliot undercover so he can beat the shit out of people” ffs…

Ooohhkay! Here’s Eli! Honestly, its a fucking dick move for Elliot to up and leave, going undercover and leaving Eli basically alone(? Hopefully with maureen/kathleen) right After he lost his Mom & uprooted his life back to NYC from ITALY!! Jesus

LESBIANS

MORE LESBIANS!!! AND A BEBE!!! AHHH. Thank fuck nothing has happened to her wife (yet…😒)

OKAY ONTO SVU!!

We SERIOUSLY open up with a MAKEOUT SESH?!! Jesus. “Is this even real?” 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 STOP.

“Sorry i’m late” YAY BRO CAUSE YOU WERE MAKING OUT WITH AMANDA.

Why are they doing this entire flipping/deal making so LATE??!

He BARELY tapped her car how did it fly off like that??

“Nothing sadder than white people celebrating themselves.” 😂😂💀💀 fin… you’re killin me

I dont trust this chief…. He’s giving me Hank Abram vibes… he’s all “we’re concerned about garland’s prev relationship..” DUDE, SVU took down Garland’s bestie PASTOR, and he had NO problem, he kept his head down & did his job🙄

These fade to blacks are strange & weird…

WHAT IS WITH SVU AND OVERSIZED BLAZERS??!! Kat is tiny!! This blazer LOOKS LIKE IT BELONGS TO BUCHANAN.

Love Fin, gotta always watch out for his bestie.

“A waste of a good hotel room”

SONNY CARISI!! KEEP YOUR THIRSTING THOUGHTS WHILE YOURE NOT TRYING TO BUST A SEX RING 💀💀💀💀

I’m 90% sure that extra is someone i follow on tik tok?? (She’s an actor, she was in Moulin Rouge on broadway)

KELLI GIDDISH IS SO FUCKING PRETTY 🥵

WHY IS RITA NOT HERE??? Like… who TF are these defence attorney’s?? Where is Rita?? Where is Buchanan?? Where is Langan??? (Spoiler alert… they were supposed to all be on for the defense & it got axed…)

GOD poor Garland!!! Im so mad about this bs…

This is LAZY FUCKING WRITING. This is the gallagher case all over again. Im not even fucking kidding! The convo at the da’s office was the EXACT same. The politician who’s cleaning house, who’s all “scoff… im a politician… you cant do this” like… reread your old scripts before writing new ones. We couldve had three hours of Rita…

Amanda: can you… take a break? Sonny, PLEASE, she’s so fucking cute how can you say no??!!

This detective is gonna replace Kat, isnt he? Okay…. Maybe not… do we trust him?

This bastard just *snapped* at them & i lost ALL respect I had left for him.

NO!! NO!! I FUCKING KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO OUR BABY. FUCK. PLS LET HER LIVE.

OMG FIN THAT JOKE 😂😂💀💀

I UNDERSTAND there’s a lot of other shit going on, but EVERYONE was at the hospital for Mike, and NO ONE is there for Kat??!! Fucking bullshit…

CELINE AND KAT STILL DIDNT GET A LIP KISS??? WTF???

Who is the bitch with sonny? The new bureau cheif? *bring back casey*

Omg ROLLISI IS SO FUCKING CUTE OMG

FUCK KAT LEAVING. Like, yes, I get it canon wise & her being all ✌🏻but LORD.

Omg… rollisi is going to murder me…THEYRE SO CUTE OMG

“Real rapes”

EXCUSE ME??!! I KNEW I HATED

THIS ASSHAT

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Strangers (Pt.4)

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Virgil was absolutely terrified of being left alone, an empty house felt almost like a death sentence for him. But he endured it out of the simple fact that he was either allergic to or afraid of most animals.

He felt guilty sometimes, about not working, felt as if he were placing all the responsibility on Romulus while having little to none of his own.

Of course Romulus didnt seem to care, but after last night, Virgil was all to nervous about his husband being so eager to return to work.

And to add on to Virgil's fear of a lonely household, it seemed almost as if he wasnt quite alone anymore.

He couldve sworn the curtains moved when they werent supposed to, couldve almost guaranteed that something had brushed them just so.

But everytime he looked, they seemed perfectly in place, not a single misplaced shadow or cloth.

So Virgil had just resigned himself to the fact that he was merely a large dog with separation anxiety and everything would be fixed as soon as Romulus got home.

Which was, as Virgil's luck preceded him, five hours later than it should have been.

"Romulus! What took you so long? Are you hurt? Why didnt you call? I've been worried sick! You couldve-" Virgil was cut off by the feeling of Romulus' lips on his, he sunk into it like a desperate man clinging to a lifeboat.

"I'm alright songbird, I merely went to visit the carnival with some inquires about the necklaces," said Romulus as he broke the kiss.

"And what did they say?" Replied Virgil, tilting his head.

"They said theres no refunds and nothing to worry about as its impossible to get cursed objects through security," Romulus answered.

Virgil stared at him for a few moments.

"I- suppose that is an answer-" Virgil said finally, rubbing his arm.

"Is something wrong songbird? Or have you just missed me so?~" Romulus said, a slight purr to his voice.

"Just missed you. . ." Virgil said quietly.

"Well I'll only be a few moments, I need to make you something, you like dreadfully hungry my sweet somgbird," said Romulus, rushing off to the kitchen, and once again leaving Virgil alone in the living room.

Virgil let out a resigned sigh and returned to the couch, picking at the loose strings on his sweater until Romulus had returned with a glass of something Virgil couldnt see.

"What's that?" Virgil asked, trying to get a better look. Romulus brought the cup away from him.

"Something new for you to try, now close your eyes," Romulus said, Virgil did as told, and was met with the most disgusting taste he was sure he'd ever encountered.

"Augh- what is that?-" Virgil said with a gag.

"My new method of tricking you into actually taking your meds," said Romulus.

"Well its disgusting! I think your plane backfired!" Virgil said, still not bothering to open his eyes.

"Just give it a moment, the taste doesnt last to long," said Romulus, Virgil felt arms around his waist and felt himself pulled backwards against Romulus' chest. Sure enough, the bitter taste soon dissipated into a more sweet one.

"Better?" Romulus said, burying his head in the crook of Virgil's neck.

"Much," Virgil answered, smiling.

"Are you going to open your eyes little songbird or am I to assume theyve been glued shut?" Said Romulus, something in hi voice sounded a little to hopeful. But when Virgil opened his eyes he looked perfectly normal, no odd expressions in sight.

"There they are, absolutely perfect," Romulus said, smiling. Virgil blushed slightly and made an attempt to hide his face, only for Ronulus to grab his wrists and pull his hands away.

"Dont hide them, itd be a shame for something so nice to look at to be hidden with such shame," he said, pressing another kiss to Virgil's forehead.

"You are such a cheesy little flirt arent you," Virgil responded, giggling.

"I dont quite see the problem," Romulus chuckled.

They sat in silence for a while before Virgil finally spoke up again.

"I think the house might be haunted," Virgil winced as the hand Romulus had been using to run through his hair suddenly made a sharp tug.

"Sorry songbird- you caught me off guard, but what makes you think that?" Romulus gave Virgil yet another soft kiss, this one on the back of his neck.

"It just doesnt feel- quite as empty as usual- and it feels like things move when they shouldnt be," Virgil said quietly.

"Perhaps the neighbors cats have decided to move house," Romulus said with a laugh.

"Dont mock me. . ." Virgil said quietly.

"Oh I didnt mean to upset you songbird, is it making you feel unsafe?" Romulus said softly.

"Not right now I suppose. . ." Virgil responded.

"Well if it does I'll investigate further, in the mean time I think it's best for you to get some rest," said Romulus. Virgil merely nodded and began to drift off.

It was fairly difficult to stay asleep, though. Virgil's dreams were once again plagued with axes and murder and betrayal, and he couldve sworn he'd seen Romulus there somewhere, only he looked different, and he was with a girl.

This girl ended up being a figure that showed up very often in his dream that night. With long black hair and equally dark lips. Her first appearance seemed to take place at a tavern, where she sang to a number of people.

The scenes then cut to the girl sitting backstage with a number of men, only one of which she seemed focused on, a man with eyes of charcoal and hair of almost rust-colored quality.

The scene then shifted to that of a grand palace, only it seemed more like a dungeon, the girl was crying, begging for freedom.

I'm sorry my songbird, I cannot give you what you wish, you must be my queen, or you must face consequences

Virgil woke up cold and shaking, holding his arms and feeling on the verge of tears.

He didnt sleep the rest of that night.

If he had his way, he wouldnt have to see those same lilac eyes that revealed themselves in mirrors, ever again at night.

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Hey,I’m date mike

legolas x reader

a request for loteriel_greenleaf thank youuuu my dudeeee i really didnt know what to write,even though i just finished an imagine ,i felt like another was due. also been trying to make lembas bread god.

summary:imagine sparring with legolas,and being apart of the fellowship.

warnings:uh straddling/potential language i dont know yet./sexual themes no smut though. word count:1602

You had grown up mostly in Rivendell ,yes you are an elf,yet an orphan. Elrond had found you when he was was travelling for a meeting with Gandalf,Lady Galadriel,and saruman he had no choice but bring you with. He did not know what happened to your parents, however it was assumed you were abandon,probably due to being born out of wedlock or an affair(that was common but there was still a chance). You didnt know either being just a babe.

Anyways Elrond brought you to this meeting and in the end Gandalf ended up with you. Soon enough you knew him as your only Ada,and yes you were trained by the elves to defend yourself,when Gandalf was out of town.All the talk,and books about adventures,made you hungry for your own. You wanted to see hobbits,dwarves,anything. You wantd to know if elves in other realms were stuck up like Thranduil,well that is what gandalf told you about him.It only took a century or two for your ada to let you come on an adventure with him. That being taking you to elronds secret council,about destorying the ring.

You may of stared at the hobbit and the dwarves a little too long in awe,when they noticed you had looked away red in embarrassment. However you didnt notice a certain blond elf ,staring at you. He was curious of who you were,he had never seen you before,surely he wouldve remembered such beauty..you were so zoned out you missed all the arguing only to hear.

"I will take it!I'll take the ring to mordor!" the hobbit had shouted making everyone go silent. "though I do not know the way."

You ada had lent to put a hand on the hobbits ,before speaking confidently to the small fellow."I will help you bare this burden ,frodo baggins." the hobbit had smiled to your father. "I am coming too, Ada." you had walk next to him,wrapping your arm around his. Legolas now knew who you were ,but Gandalf was definity not your really father,maybe you were gold digger,joking he just wondered how he never knew that Gandalf had a daughter. Anyways you know what happpened after that,you have my sword ,bow axe, we're coming too.

You had kept yourself to yourself ,not talking overly,but if you did it was to your ada. Other than him you would talk to mostly the hobbits about what life was like in the shire. You felt intimidated by the men  ,legolas , and gimli they did scare you just a bit.  So you avoided them until you couldnt no more.

Well you stopped avoiding legolas,after Moria,he had to carry you out as you screamed out for you ada. You had witnessed Gandalf sacrifice his life to save the fellowship. You had yours around legolas ' neck,head in his shoulder whilst you sobbed drenching his tunic. He had held you on his hip,like you would with a toddler,running with you in his arms. Once you had gotten outside ,your sobs had gotten loud,legolas had tried to put you down but you just held tighter.  He had held you until you had reached near the Nimrodel in the eaves of the forest ,in which he had let go but you had your legs and arms wrapped round him so tight he didnt need to hold you,while he held his bow up in defence.

Turns out it was just elves that surrounded you ,and Aragorn knew one of them,a blond guy,pretty sexy if you were honest. In which he began leading you to lady galadriel,who you had not seen in many years, same with her husband celeborn who stood beside her walking down the stairs like jesus walking on water. You miss part of the coversation only to begin listening at the mention of your fathers name. "tell me where is gandalf as I much desire to speak to him." celeborn's voice as smooth as ice . "he has fallen into shadow." the look on Gimli's face when she says that hes like whoa shes good."y/n.." she calls out gently ,you had jumped out of legolas arms ,running towards her ,only for her to wrap her arms around you into a bear hug.

"not all is lost,as he remains in spirit." she had spoken to you ,in your mind ,as her hands rubbed your back comfortingly,before you pulled away. Her  eyes land on legolas ,back on smirking at you. "you and the prince." she had 'spoken' to you only shook your head ,with a small blush on your face,legolas watched confused as why lady galadriel had looked at him ,only to see you blushing. Lady galadriel had found a way to distract you from mourning in tears.

Not long after she had led you all to place you could rest for the night. In that legolas had settled next to you and after a while he had broken the silence between you both. "when my nana died,it was like my ada died with her,after her death he became cold and cut off. He treated me like another soldier ,nothing more,I had no one to comfort me. I wish to be here for you ,so you always have someone." he spoken barely above a whisper,you had never heard legolas speak so much ,let alone with so much feeling. "thank you,i never thought I would make friends with a prince ,let alone be carried for hours by one." you had spoken with a small smile,he had sent one in return before wrapping an arm around your shoulders.

"I couldve done it for three days,with my elven strength." he had flexed his spare arm ,making you giggle. OKay this was very out of character for legolas."sure ,prince." and with that you were lent against his shoulder,in which you soon enough you fell asleep ,in his hold.

The next day you just pretend the events from yesterday never happened and your ada was still alive ,he was just gonna pop out and scold you for getting so friendly with the elven prince.

Turns out not even three days later ,you find your father alive and well ,you almost stab him like a kebab then and there. " Yeah just let me mourn your death and then your like boom ,guess what bitches I was alive the whole time." in which from that he just scolds you for using language before pulling you into a tight embrace ,apogising for the hurt he had caused,so bruh you werent as sad as before,so thats a plus. Only thing is if you got your freaky on with the princes he's always about.

The next interaction you had with legolas was the eves eve of the battle of the pelennor fields.In which he asks you to sparr with him,as he wants to know which one of you were the better fighter. Obviously it was you but his excellence ass wasnt going to agree with you. That leads you now on the green grass ,a distance away from the tent,sweaty,with clanging metal. So hot that you are just in your vest and pants,legolas was just in in his long sleeve tunic and pants ,pretty normal. Gandalf had left to go to Minas Tirith because of a certain took being a little bit stupid,no offence he's young and cutie pie ,dont be mean.

So basically you have no adult supervision ,even though you are an adult but I guess you would call it parental supervision then. You and legolas had been going at it for at least an hour neither of you giving up or losing;uh thats what she said.  Well that was until you knocked the blade out of legolas' hand but while doing so you had tripped on your own feet dropping your blade on to make legolas fall flat backwards,with you on top. Thats what she said. However legolas was quick to flip himself on top of you ,legs either side of you hips ,his other blade to your throat. "I should have won that,I just tripped, plus if you wanted to take me on a ride you should have just asked." you had smirked at the elf who's cheeks were now red,he smiled shyly removing the blade.

You used this to flip him off you ,you now straddling the elf,just a little lower. You had grabbed his wrists pinning them above his head ,making it so your faces were barely inches away. "what do you say to that ,hm? son of the elf with a huge dildo gaggins sized cock up his butt." you had whispered ,okay so that wasnt very seductive."I say you better kiss me then take me into the tent,now." his voice stern ,you simple smirk pressing your lips to his quickly.

Before you lead him to the tent. "dont you dare tell ada about what we about to do?"

"what eat some potatoes?"

"shut up,i would like that."