This one kid I'm supposed to keep an eye on, right? Biregional champion and whatever. Has too much power for any normal kid I'd say.
He is NIGH IMPOSSIBLE to look after. I look away for a millisecond and suddenly he's disappeared into the fucking wild or something. Part of my job is that they're supposed to be unaware of me, but oh. my. arceus— can they stay in one place for more than a single day???
Outside of that, I'm scared shitless of this one friend of his. I don't think it's human, honestly? I think it's some legendary pokémon or whatever. Scares the ever loving crap out of me. Like sir?? Sir??
I'm sat down for CMBF for Jeff (like most of the ppl here) but I need yall to know that Wang Yaoqing is so funny like in ep. 0 he was told to present a bit and just:
Wang Yaoqing: I'll do the speech in Chinese then in English for our foreign friends
also Wang Yaoqing in English: uh... that's the history [of CMBF]. It's gone. It doesn't really matter
Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin
(AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
Charlie made a deal with Alastor VINEBOOM Alastor verbally confirmed asexual in the show VINEBOOM Vaggie has wings VINEBOOM Alastor could see himself getting attached to all of them VINEBOOM Vox is hard for Alastor??? Vineboom??? Pentious kissed then died VINEBOOM Lucifer is here VINEBOOM Alastor is missing VINEBOOM Adam is dead VINEBOOM Vox is still abnormal about Alastor VINEBOOM Alastor is back and desperate to get out of his deal VINEBOOM PENTIOUS GOT REDEEMED AND LILITH IS IN HEAVEN VINEBOOM VINEBOOM VINEBOOM