#SMACKS UR BACK

[fuckmeyer]

if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son

[solargeist]

if mumbo had a mech arm you KNOW he'd sneak up on grian and touch the back of his neck with the cold metal

[multifanbrainrot]

we all know Peter "i can compartmentalize so hard that even our sentient mind-reading alien can't detect me" Nureyev

but he is also Peter "i don't want to let the person i love dearly go but im scared to put them in danger or worse so i'll push them away for good" Nureyev

[moonpaw]

dogs caught what i believed was some kind of black bird up until i whisked it away and realized it was a hawk or falcon chick? i had to relocate it 3 times because they kept finding it again before i finally plopped it down into our open shed which conveniently gives a little birdie plenty of hiding spots

but i was still worried about it possibly starving and it was unclear if the parents were near or not so i put down some water and leftover bird feed (even though i doubted it would probably eat it) and left it alone

checked up on it today and not only does it sound healthy, it looks like one of its parents is keeping an eye on the little guy 🙏

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

au before Izzy gets banished they end up at port and a tavern and Iz wonders off and Lucius like a nosey bitch he is follows him and finds him in a side room with the OG Pirate Squad(Jack, Sam, Anne and Mary) all surrounding him while he's like fully crying and rambling about Bonnet and how he sucks. Just like a 5'5 man weeping hysterically while his polycule gently hugs him and is like "no bby ur so right he's such a dick"

[martyrbat]

“did i ever tell you about rose wilson?” | the titans (1999) #33

[ID: four panels focusing on Rose Wilson as she works out. She's sweating as she punches and kicks a suspended punching bag and listens to Argent talk. She's wearing a white sports bra with a red band, the Titan's logo displayed in the center of her chest. The logo is a giant yellow circle that's enclosed with a red outline and has a red outline of the letter T in the center. She's wearing grey sweatpants and has fingerless black gloves on and has her long, white hair down. END ID]

[fkhufu]

unfortunately for everybody i was right about how tennats storyline was gonna ruin gatwas thunder since last winter so... :/

[mister13eyond]

least favorite kind of youtube experience is when you're watching something like "unsolved reddit mysteries" and most of them are interesting searches for lost media or attempts to figure out strange internet phenomena, and then somewhere mixed in with all of that is a post from someone who's clearly just experiencing paranoid delusions and it gets presented as a Mysterious and Spooky Secret

[strongfuck]

@auroradicit sent: ‘ why are you here? ’ bc you plot with me and I demand attention I am simple creachur

Rhys' hand is steady, finger on the trigger and his ECHO eye a bright yellow in the relative darkness of the building.

"...I live here."

Not that that's obvious, at least not from the outside. The plant growth that swamps the crumbling building that was once Atlas HQ makes it look like nature's reclaiming the place more than anything. Considering the state of Promethea now, chances are the place resembles a drug den more than the remains of one of the most powerful mega-corporations in the Borderlands.

"You know how it goes, universal law of finders keepers and all." He shrugs. (God, that was lame.) "I was here first. So."

[emdotcom]

Hisuian Zoroark is one of the sickest designs in pokemon, but the model on that bloke is FUCKED. It's really bad. If they bother to port her over to other games, you know they ain't changing that model, either, 'cept to make the textures paler & duller.

I continue to despise pokemon, despite being a pokemon fan, I fucken guess. At this point, I gotta go all in on summat else, like Cassette beasts.

[ragnarachael]

Hiii, I can't remember the name of the fic but I'm sure it's by you, it's the one where Loki sends reader to find all his counterparts eg. Thomas Sharpe from crimson Peak. If this was you can you remind me of its name as its literally my favourite fic and I can't find it on your AO3 anywhere 💜💜

i am more than sure (or perhaps hopeful is the term here to use) that you've found the fic! this has been in the ask box since NOVEMBER I'M SO SORRY SDKJHDSJHKDGS

anyway! if you have yet to figure out what fic, the fic you're thinking of is actually not mine! pretty sure it's @shiningloki's fic Trials Of Pleasure! an honor and privilege you thought i could write such a masterpiece, though. i, however, am not skilled enough to write about THAT many men all at once.

[plaidbees]

really taking the fuck around and find out approach to learning to drive. do i know how to work this thing? no. do i know the rules of the road? no. do i have a license? also no but you best believe i can go back and forth in my driveway a few times

[dan-crimes]

Me when I see someone MCSM posting DON'T PULL ME BACK IN I'M NOT READY

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

sorry i gotta hold his hand sorry this is so cringe I don't want to like the pretty boys again but give me a break 🤧

bringing back the 2017 jil era

[streetwiseangel]

also I get it I’m big and fat and scary and evil. get over it lol

[bibleofficial]

im too tired & tipsy to touch myself, though i really want to, so i’m just the imagine.jpg