#SORRY I APOLOGISE BUT NOT REALLY

[shegoeshometoacactuss]

not to be insane but

[neproxrezi]

someone else could write it better than me but i love how the fucked up nasty shit you can make harry do/say/be in disco elysium isn't just like, random stuff caused simply by the player having free will and control over him but they're parts of who he is and who he has been

you're not a tabula rasa. you're a sudden shock of blank pages in a big, aged, damaged book and sometimes the paper you're trying to write a better man on is torn and you see something through the gaps nobody needed to see ever again. and it's just there now again, back to the surface

[thranduel]

some thoughts about astarion because i'm tired of the internet reducing him to one thing

when bg3 came out in early access, astarion was always seen as the extremely flirty, confident guy who enjoyed sex (or so we thought) and spoke about it like it was his favourite thing. he was also kinda marketed as the “sexy vampire”, so you can understand why many people saw him that way based on the little amount of content we had. even while playing act 1 and act 2, many players still might think of him like that because he does have a very charismatic personality and he asks to sleep with you very early on, so it just automatically makes you think he’s genuinely happy doing that and being totally serious.

BUT!!!!!!! we end up finding out later on that’s NOT the case and it was all part of a plan to seduce us in order for him to gain protection. he opens up about his past and his trauma and how he was forced to use his body to lure people back to cazador. he struggles with intimacy and relationships in general because of this. that’s why i really hope that people stop reducing him to “hot sexy vampire that loves flirting and having sex with everyone” when that is not who he is, he’s literally traumatised because of sex due to being forced into it and he’s slowly trying to heal. he’s also so much more than just “the hot vampire”, ya know? if you actually put in the effort to get to know him, you will see who he truly is underneath and he has many loveable traits to appreciate.

you may not see the “soft” side of him very often because he hides it, but it’s there!! one thing i noticed that really stood out to me was that when i gave food to an orphan in act 3 and he approved. back when you first met him, he probably would’ve done the opposite or had no reaction at all. i also saw a clip of someone trying to romance karlach and astarion and he literally told tav to choose karlach over him because he can see that karlach loves her. he said normally an arrangement would work for him but after everything karlach has been through, he doesn’t want to get in the way or see her hurt. letting tav go is also hard for him as well but he still thought about someone else. he could’ve whined or been possessive or jealous but he didn’t do that at all. where are all those people who reduce astarion to “the guy that flirts and sleeps with everyone” now? seriously. that’s not what he does, and when he was forced into it by cazador, he was trying to survive, he didn’t do it for his own pleasure. it’s not a “hot” personality trait of his, it’s literally trauma. and because he did it so much, he got used to it, and that resulted in him disassociating and feeling empty.

apparently if you ask him to join you and sleep with the drows at the brothel (something i will never make him do in my playthroughs), he only says yes because he struggles to say no. but he disassociates. and if you’re in a high approval relationship with him and he loves you, he will feel safe enough to express his feelings and say he’s not comfortable. this happens before you fight cazador. i’m not sure if he gives the same response after, but either way, if he joins in, he will always disassociate and it’s not something he wants to do despite what he may say.

that being said, it’s obviously still okay to appreciate his beauty and attractiveness, because he is very beautiful. he appreciates it and even likes being called beautiful. calling him “hot” and “sexy” isn’t a bad thing either, we know he can be and i'm sure he knows it too! it’s just annoying when people act like that’s ALL he is and they don’t even mention anything else about his character. the love scenes are beautifully done too (i personally prefer the second one after you’ve stopped him from doing the ritual, because that’s the one where he decided he truly wanted it and felt safe and comfortable because he genuinely loves you), and i actually would’ve been fine if they didn’t have any scenes like that at all because it’s totally understandable and valid if he didn’t feel comfortable, but i just hope that people don’t take things too far and over-sexualise him just because of how he appeared to be in the first half of the game and the way he’s often marketed on social media. and yes i know he’s fictional and nothing on the internet is going to hurt his feelings!!!! it’s more about the fact that he canonically has sexual trauma and many people still say really disturbing stuff even AFTER they find out about that, and it just makes me uncomfortable to think that people are okay with treating someone like a sexual object especially when they've said they're traumatised and it makes them uncomfortable. idk if this makes sense 😭

but yeah he doesn't want to flirt and sleep with everyone as i've seen people claim. and if in an alternate universe he did, and he did it on his OWN terms, and the other people he had relationships with enjoyed it too, then good for them! absolutely nothing wrong with that if there's consent, respect and honesty. however, that's not the case with what happened with astarion, because 1. he was forced into using his body WHEN HE DID NOT WANT TO and 2. he misled people and lured them to a miserable fate. it's so horrible and devastating for everyone involved. sex was never something fun for him, and it certainly isn't a "personality trait" of his. it was a survival tactic. he was forced to. he didn’t want to.

obviously when he becomes more comfortable, then it's totally understandable to get excited when he flirts and shows physical affection. he can be so charming, funny, sweet and romantic and i love that. it’s so beautiful to see him heal, genuinely find comfort in someone for the first time and experience intimacy that he feels ready and comfortable for. he deserves to love and be loved on his own terms instead of being forced. but again, he is so much more than the guy we were introduced to at the beginning. the internet just sees one thing and sticks with it but i really hope people start to actually appreciate him for who he is and the complexity of his character.

aaaaand i just had to leave this here <3

[achillean-knight]

Desperately need Michael angst. Pretty pleaseeeeee?

The Bite of 87

[yuujies]

trigun stampede - 01.

[hypogryffin]

i cant believe i wasn't following u b4,,,,,ive just been silently scrolling through your blog for like a solid YEAR and just haven't even noticed????? n e ways what are tha thoughts on literally anyone in p4 being trans bc i live for that 🎤

the way my brain decided that this was asking for pronoun headcanons and did not reread to make sure that was what you were asking before drawing all of this…... well anyways

[autoboros]

Felt like I should post something

I like these guys

[kalcifers-blog]

Vampire Henrik for his week of Septicart Party GRGRGRGRGRG

[silentiumdelirium]

Ok this post inspired me to write a part 2 in Eddie‘s pov

Part 1

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Eddie is completely frozen. It all feels like a dream. Steve coming here to ask him to kiss him. Eddie confessing that it was his first kiss. Steve wanting Eddie to have a real first kiss. And now Steve‘s lips are on his. He’s standing so close that Eddie can feel his body pressed to his, his cold hands on his cheeks and at the back of his head, in his hair. And Eddie doesn‘t know what to do. He imagines himself waking up every moment and having to deal with the fact that he had another dream about Steve kissing him. It‘s better than a nightmare sure but still it drives Eddie mad every time it happens and he has to pretend he just likes Steve as a friend.

But he‘s not waking up, he‘s still here, Steve lips are still on his and Eddie doesn‘t want this to end. Even If it’s not real, even if it’s just to prove Robin something, he doesn’t care. Because as long as Steve’s lips are on his, he can pretend that this is real. He can feel Steve’s tongue pushing at his lips and he reacts completely on impulse, opens his mouth which somehow makes him able to move again and he freaks out completely and just grabs Steve‘s ass. Steve makes a surprised sound into Eddie‘s mouth and suddenly graps his hair which makes Eddie grab Steve‘s ass harder pressing his whole body against his. Steve moans into his mouth and it ripples through Eddie‘s whole body like electricity. He never wants to hear anything else again. He would even give up listening to his favorite metal mixtape if he could just listens to Steve‘s moans the rest of his lives. Sadly there is another sound making his way through Eddie‘s ears. A loud banging and Eddie thinks this is probably what will wake him up now. His uncle banging against his door telling him it‘s time to get up and go to school. But even when they break apart, Eddie doesn‘t wake up. He‘s still in the kitchen looking at Steve breathless, his hair a bit ruffled, his lips flush and cheecks reddend. Beautiful Eddie thinks still completley mesmerized by the face of Steve until the banging gets louder and Eddie finally draws his eyes away from him and goes to open the door.

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Not gonna lie mostly wrote this for you @stevesbipanic hope you like it 🥹

[coreaflame]

so ssorry to anyone i promised art to . my msm hyperfixation has unfortunately ended , which took a toll on my motivation to draw . i still really like the game , but it just does not make me as happy as it used to

above is an artistic representation of what ive been doing for the past month or so . resting . and i will continue to rest for a bit more .sorry

[arrowfleur]

would u consider doing nsfw david hcs? 🫡

I would and I shall!

MDNI 18+ <3

(Just a warning that these are a little rougher than my others but it is all very very consensual!)

Foreplay: David doesn’t need foreplay you look at him and boom horny. Ready and raring to go /hj

Steamy making out tends to lead to him carrying you to wherever he’s decided he wants you.

He won’t fuck you until he’s completely sure you’re ready. Using everything he can to get you there hands, mouth, his thighs…

Not a stranger to role playing either but I’ll let your imaginations do the work for that since they’re usually specific to the person

This man looks so astoundingly pretty when he’s using his mouth on you. Like wild eyes and swollen lips, eye contact. It’s perfect.

Be rough with him, grab him, hold him to you, even pull his hair. He wants to make you feel good and knows he can give it back double when it’s time for it.

Binds and ties are commonly used and he’ll tie you down whilst he uses his mouth all over your body. Although he prefers using his hands to keep you in place.

Although I don’t think David’s the one with the size kink, you using both hands on his dick makes the man FERAL.

Positions: Doggy style, missionary with your legs round his waist, mating press. (Sometimes with only one leg up so you can go for longer) he knows you like him over you and is good at finding different ways to do that.

Very strong, so will hold you and keep you in any position he wants for as long as he wants.

It’s BIG. He is the best at prepping ^^ but still puts it in slow and it’s either ‘you’re doing such a good job’ or ‘you’re going to take all of me’ while pinning you in place (depending on the vibe ATT)

Dare I say breeding kink,,,

Once again we have a man that likes to be bitten, and he makes it known. He’s yours as much as you are his.

He’ll mark you in so many places too. Usually one on the neck/shoulder area for other people to see and others on your hips and thighs just for him.

Rough and relentless with his pace. He just keeps going.

Sets a pace and then randomly speeds up even more for a few pumps before slowing back down again. The surprise of it makes it feel so good.

You need his permission to cum, he plans out exactly what he wants do with you and he wants you to follow that plan.

Sometimes that leads to multiple O’s and other times you have to hold it for one big one.

Deep, growled out ‘No’s’ and ‘Not yets’ he gets into that stage where he can’t even form words.

If you do it without permission, he doesn’t slow down afterwards either. Just repeating ‘I’m gonna cum’ over and over.

Aftercare: he’s so blissed out that he forgets to put any sort of guard up, he just can’t get over how beautiful, handsome etc you are and how much he loves you and he lets you know as such.

Loves it if when you tell him specific things he did that you liked.

Making sure you’re ok and checking in with you especially if you tried something new. Spooning and cuddles. He’s extremely warm like a heated blanket it’s almost impossible not to fall asleep. And you best believe he’s making you drink a glass of water afterwards too.

That is all thanks for reading!

[write-it-motherfuckers]

As promised, an update now that both Bug and Bunny are safely back home from the vet. Turns out there's honestly not much to tell you. Bunny thankfully didn't end up having any more episodes or showing any worrying behaviours, and after checking everything over a second time, they're almost certain that the lizard or snake that she ate part of, was what caused the seizure in the first place. Something I honestly didn't know was possible, despite being aware that some reptiles are toxic for cats, but I guess you learn something new everyday.

Bug was his usual menace self while at the vet, and even attempted to make a move on an elderly cat that they were watching for the night, despite no longer possessing the necessary parts to actually do anything about his infatuation. Apparently she proceeded to give him a thorough enough verbal dressing down, with a few additional educational swats just for his sheer audacity, that he ended up sulking the rest of her stay. He went right back to being his usual dramatic yelling self soon after, and made sure to inform everyone of his ill fated would be romance on the train ride back home.

They've both since settled down for a well earned nap after the stress of the strip and the tiring ordeal of removing the scent of the vet from each other.

As an apology for my being such an insufferable stress head throughout this whole thing, please enjoy four straight minutes of the fluffballs noisily grooming each other after arriving home. Once again I apologise for the irritating screaming of my aircon, there's nothing I can do to fix it.

Enjoy 🖤

[eliias-bouchard]

can i be real the thought of someone having a platonic crush on me freaks me out more than the thought of someone having a romantic crush on me

[thebumblecee]

[viivdle]

jude, twk

[multicolour-ink]

Okay I have a question for the MerMario AU: would Luigi know about Mario's plan to see the sea witch? Would he go with him to try to stop him? (Kinda like how Flounder and Sebastian followed Ariel) or would he support his decision despite his own misgivings about the whole thing? I have so many questions gah! I really don't know where to start! LOL 😂 I want to learn everything about this AU! I guess this ask is as good a question as any and I am curious what Luigi's presence there would mean for Kammy's plan or if it would just play out the same as in The Little Mermaid.

@sapphire-light02 @keylovesstuff

Well the thing is, Luigi doesn't know Mario is going to meet Kammy - but it all happens by accident.

Mario is pretty down after his fight with Pio (especially after the latter said that he had been dragging Luigi into this 'obsession' long enough), and late that night he goes a little ways out to think things through. How can he stop Bowser from harming Peach and her kingdom? How can anyone not care that Bowser is about to wreak destruction to the surface?!

And then Kammy comes out of the shadows. Mario knows who she is - Kammy was a former resident of Atlantica, after Bowser's first downfall and banishment to the Great Depths. However, Kammy was soon kicked out of Atlantica for clearly showing her allegiance to Bowser, as well as her use of dark magic (which is outlawed in the kingdom).

Knowing this, Mario is more than aware that he shouldn't trust her.

"You are desperate to help them?", she asks. "I can help with that."

There's a lot more to it, and she and Mario both know it. Mario isn't a fool, but he is desperate. He wants to help Peach, as well as the surface and the ocean, but doesn't dare want to get his family involved - let alone allow them to know what he plans to do.

So he follows Kammy to her lair.

Meanwhile Luigi, who has been asleep back in their room, suddenly wakes up with a start, and clutches his moon necklace. Part of the bros' mer-magic is that they can sense where the other is through their bond. It's an unshakable link that has existed since they were born. And Luigi knows Mario is in trouble, and quickly swims as fast as he can towards his brother, desperate to save him before anything terrible happens!

Meanwhile, the scene with Mario and Kammy plays similar to The Little Mermaid, except Mario has to give up his mer magic rather than his voice, which is transferred into his sun necklace and kept by Kammy.

As soon as the spell is done, Mario is overcome by an incredible pain. His lungs suddenly start letting in water rather than air. His tail is split into a pair of legs. It's agonising - and Kammy is doing nothing to help him.

Abd then, just as Mario is about to feel like he's going to suffocate, a flash of green pushes Kammy aside, grabs Mario, and holds him close, as they swim as fast as they can to the surface.

The air is fresh and wonderful on Mario's body. He coughs and gasps as he takes in a lungful of air, and then collapses in exhaustion as Luigi carefully guides them to shore...

* * *

And that's that ^^ What follows of course is a similar scene like in the movie, where Mario wakes up on the beach and discovers his legs. The only difference is that he and Luigi have a long overdue talk 😒.

Long story short, Luigi states he's going to help Mario from afar - he's not going anywhere when his big bro needs him!