#Sally Rhubarb

[rosalie-starfall]

Nadja of Antipaxos

Sally Rhubarb

What We Do In The Shadows - Local News

[fanfic-fugue]

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless, Laszlo Cravensworth/Nadja of Antipaxos Characters: Guillermo de la Cruz, Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Derek (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Laszlo Cravensworth, Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Doll Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Colin Robinson Additional Tags: Cowboy Nandor The Relentless, Cowboy Hats, Vampire Cowboys, Rodeo AU, Laszlo/Nadja divorce era, Lucky Brews Bar and Grill, First Meetings, Meet-Cute, Jealous Guillermo de la Cruz, Slow Burn, eventual gratuitous smut, Fluff, Guillermo is his canon age in the show as of 2020, Horse Girl Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV) Summary:

Guillermo's stuck in a grease-fire rut, every day more boring than the last—that is, until he meets a charming, sexy, cowboy who goes by the stage name 'Nandor the Relentless'. Because it must be a stage name, right?

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Updates weekly on Tuesdays. 

[spookynadja]

sally rhubarb!! she’s a blonde girl from a large farm and her blackberry pies win every year at the county fair

[memoonthemove]

GIZMO. DO NOT TAUNT THE SUPREME WORLDWIDE VAMPIRIC COUNCIL.

Why, can they hurt me?

Sorry, couldn't resist the Buffy reference.

[forestofsprites]

guillermo and his disapproving but ultimately supportive parents, sally rhubarb and jackie daytona

[sharkbath]

A.S.S, Sally Rhubarb, and Jackie Daytona are the trio for the ages

[cuelovecrime]

Sally Rhubarb | 5.05 "Local News"

[assiraphales]

laszlo and nadja have the most secure yet completely unpredictable relationship bc yes they love each other and have been together for hundreds of years but they will also separate/break up over the smallest technicality (nadja wanted to run away as sally rhubarb but laszlo wanted to kidnap jenny roscoe first)

[im-echolocating]

News anchor Nadja Sally Rhubarb

[darkgodcomplex]

Yours

Wally x Reader Fluff

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Content: Fluff, Kissing, Dancing, Gentle Love

You sip your tea in the kitchen as the summer sun sets on the horizon, casting golden rays through your window shade. Both you and Wally have just finished a very busy day. First, you helped Sally make paper flowers for her play while Wally, Howdy, and Barnaby constructed walls for the set. Then after that you and Wally met Julie and Poppy for a picnic in the park. Poppy made the most delicious strawberry rhubarb pie. Finally, you got to go on an exclusive butterfly tour with Frank and Eddie. You learned so much about butterflies from Frank. Eddie was just happy to be there.

You page through your book. Julie had lent it to you saying that it's the greatest depiction of romance she's ever read. You had only laughed and agreed to read it.

As you take another sip from your drink, you hear gentle music playing from the living room. It's a soft and comforting beat. You can't help but give a small half-smile to yourself as you stand and make your way over.

Peeking around the corner, you glimpse into the living room. Wally has the record player out, dancing slowly by himself to the music. He snaps his fingers to the rhythm.

"What are you doing?" You giggle at him.

"Who, me?" He pretends as if he's surprised to see you, brushing a stray strand of hair from his face. "I was just hoping that maybe someone would show up and dance with me."

You rub at your chin, fake contemplating. "Oh gosh, I think I might have plans."

Wally slides in closer, hand wrapping around your waist as he leans in so that your foreheads touch. "You're going to leave me all by myself?" He pouts.

You laugh, lazily throwing your arms around his neck. "How can I resist that face?"

He gives a playful grin and tugs you so that your body is pressed against his. You can feel the lean muscle and his even breath. "You can't."

One hand finds yours while the other stays firmly planted on your waist. Slowly, you stumble around the living room. Wally isn't exactly the best dancer. You hardly even notice though.

His half lidded dark eyes stare down lovingly into yours, making your chest erupt with butterflies as he rocks you back and forth. You rest your head on his chest, letting him lead. He hums along to the beat.

You shut your eyes. With your ear pressed against him like this, you can hear the steady sound of his heartbeat. He nuzzles his cheek into your hair.

"How'd I get so lucky?" He whispers. You twist your face up so that you're staring up at him. He presses a kiss to your forehead.

Gripping your hand tighter, he takes a step back and spins you. He tugs you in again, this time your back to his chest. Arms hugged around your shoulders, he kisses your ear and then trails his kisses down your neck.

You shy away, "That tickles!"

He hums against your skin and then suddenly you're being lifted. You grasp at him in shock, gripping his shirt. You're being carried bridal style.

Strands of navy hair fall out of his pompadour, falling into his face. His lips brush yours as he speaks, "Would you rather I kiss here?"

You give him his answer by pressing your lips to his. His bottom lip drags against the top of yours, tonguing at your top lip before gentle biting on it. You tilt your head into the kiss, your hand finding the back of his head. You gently pet the hair there.

Wally takes his time easing his tongue into your mouth, making sure to tease you with his taste. When he finally presses inside, he sweeps up your tongue and plays with the sensitive roof of your mouth.

When you finally pull away for air, you're both breathing heavy, the tension in the room hot and heavy. Wally carries you over to the couch, gently setting you down before climbing on top of you.

Arms pressed heavy into the cushions on either side of you, Wally stares down at you. You touch his abdomen, feeling at the muscle as you make your way up to his chest. He lets you touch him in any way that you please.

"Hey," He says, his voice ever so quiet and gentle.

"Yes?" You ask, hand pausing on his arm.

"Mine?" He whispers.

"Yours."

[peculiaritybending]

Jackie Daytona x Sally Rhubarb 4eva

[scullys-scalpel]

Nadja of Antipaxos Sally Rhubarb

[lord-of-the-ducks]

From now on I will only accept my news from Nandor De Laurentiis and Sally Rhubarb, or alternatively, the Destiel meme on tumblr dot gov

[feralkwe]

are we shipping jackie daytona and sally rhubarb yet?

[forestofsprites]

she is sally rhubarb... a blonde farm girl... her berry pies win best in the county fair every year....

[alecmagnuslwb]

Jackie Daytona and his good lady wife Sally Rhubarb